I am Miss Xu

night……

Today's specific process is estimated to be like this. The first day of the school festival will be followed by the award ceremony. The reason is that the head of the music department and the deputy head of the music department of Ice Emperor will play the princess who will die if you don't complain. I am a ladyboy prince. , and the handsome guys in the tennis department will play Prince Armstrong, Prince Armstrong, Princess Armstrong, and... ahem, because there are too many words, they will be called Armstrong and the Armstrong family for short...

Su Xue looked at herself in the floor-to-ceiling mirror wearing a princess dress, and sighed helplessly. As for the crystal crown with the word "spit" engraved on her head, she definitely didn't want to bring this thing on stage...

"Xiaoxue~ are you ready? Ready~" Xiaocha ran over joyfully, helping Su Xue drag her long skirt with dog legs, Su Xue gave her a white look: "Okay, let's go, let's stand between you and me It’s really bad luck! By the way, aren’t you a Tsundere attribute?! Why did you become like this again?!”

"Oh, who said I'm arrogant? Being arrogant is my appearance, and gentleness is my essence, okay?"

"Ahhhhhh, I can't hear you clearly because of the strong wind. Who is so gentle? Huh?" Su Xue walked quickly, and the stage had already started to perform. Xiao Jin, who was wearing a pink bubble skirt, was holding bread, and behind her Cai Qianguang, who was dressed as a guard, hopped to the middle of the stage, then slammed on the brakes and turned around and asked him, "Cai... ah, Armstrong's roundabout, Armstrong's guard, do you have any buns? I'm hungry again."

Su Xue raised her eyebrows: "Is this a line?"

"...Ang, probably..."

"What do you mean probably?"

"Because... I just made an outline, and they won't read the lines after I write them."

"...Then why do I have lines?!!!"

"Hehehe~ because Xiaoxue is so obedient~"

"..."

Cai Qianguang twitched his eyebrows, bowed forbearance, and gritted his teeth: "Sorry, no more, my beloved Armstrong and Princess Armstrong..."

"Ah... what a pity..."

Xiaocha beckoned to Baishi, motioning for him to play, Baishi thought about the script, and then stepped onto the stage with a virtuous (?) face: "Oh ~ Armstrong's roundabout Princess Armstrong, my dear daughter, how are you doing today?"

"Well, very good." Xiao Jin nodded, and then said, "It's just that the buns are missing."

There were sparse laughter from the audience...

"..." The corners of Baishi's mouth twitched, he endured it, and asked with a smile: "I'm a ladyboy prince, and I'm coming here today. Are you ready? You child, you like to run behind that kid since you were a child, and now he When you grow up, you must seize this opportunity and don't let him run away."

After saying this, he himself vomited in his heart...

"Well! Yes, father, we must let him leave the cake before leaving!"

...Pfft... There was laughter again from the audience.

So Shui Yong came on the stage with a bewitching face, and first saluted Baishi: "Armstrong turns around, Your Majesty Armstrong, I am a ladyboy and a ladyboy, I am a prince of a ladyboy..." He choked on himself, and then continued: "See you, Your Majesty ..."

"Ahem, the prince doesn't need to salute like this, we are all a family, so there is no need for these unnecessary red tape, prince, this is the little girl, Armstrong and Princess Armstrong."

"Hello, princess." Shui Yong Huazhi smiled tremblingly: "I don't know what is the purpose of Armstrong's turnaround this time, His Royal Highness King Armstrong called the junior?"

"Today is my daughter's [-]th birthday, I think, let's make your marriage contract today."

"Ah?!" Shui Yong was taken aback, then showed a embarrassed look, and said: "But... But I already have a fiancée, and I brought her here today."

"Oh?! Who the hell?!" Baishi looked angry.

"She is my favorite princess who will die if I don't complain!"

"It's your turn, Xiaoxue! Come on!" Xiaocha pushed Su Xue onto the stage, Su Xue staggered a few steps and fell onto the stage, then calmly patted her skirt, saluted, and said, "Hello, Your Majesty, King Armstrong. "

"You just complain and don't complain... the princess will die if you don't complain?!"

"Yes."

"A man who dares to rob my daughter?!" Baishi waved his sleeve, Cai Qianguang stepped forward to support Su Xue, and said, "Put her in the dungeon."

Su Xue swung Cai Qianguang away, but because of too much force, she directly swung Cai Qianguang off the stage, Su Xue was stunned...the audience was stunned...

At this time, Xiaocha immediately grabbed the position of the narrator, and said: "So, the poor Armstrong turned around and Armstrong's bodyguard was killed by the evil princess who would die if he didn't complain!"

Cai Qianguang originally wanted to get up and retreat to the second line, but when he heard Xiaocha's voice, he knew that he fell back to the ground as soon as he got up, and he stood motionless...

"You... you... turned against you!" Baishi waved his hand, and the extras immediately surrounded Su Xue, and the narrator said: "At this moment, there was a loud noise in the sky, and a dragon appeared!" ... The thing that was barely considered a dragon was hung in the air by Wia, and shouted down: "Hey! Hurry up and hand over the princess who complained about me!!"

What is this? !

"Oh? It seems that you have a lot of good luck, princess." Shui Yong said something sarcastic.

Su Xue glared at him and said, "Your affair is not shallow!"

"what do you mean?!"

"I mean whatever you mean!"

"What do you mean, what do I mean?!"

"You know in your heart that I'm too lazy to say so much!"

"Why are you doing this! I'm your fiance now!"

"What's wrong with the fiancé? The fiancé can then slander others? Even if my real husband is here, I will be the same!"

"Now...now, now is the biggest man!"

"When is the world not the biggest man?! Is this fair to us women? Tell you, what is fairness and justice, what is the biggest, the winner is everything! No matter what is fair and justice, the winner is the biggest!"

"So you mean to fight again?!"

"Just hit!"

"You didn't hit me last time, you should think about it!"

"Hmph!" Su Xue punched her directly, but the skirt was too long and she tripped, Shui Yong slipped her hand to help Su Xue, Su Xue immediately stood up straight, tore off the white thigh of the long skirt, The boy who was hit by Su Xue whistled, Su Xue kicked him, Shui Yong grabbed Su Xue's ankle after turning sideways, "Are you serious?!"

"What do you think?!" Su Xue put her other leg on the ground and kicked Shui Yong away, then turned over and landed in the distance.

"Hey, how did it become like this?!" Xiaocha grabbed the microphone and yelled vigorously. Through the microphone, her voice spread far away...

There was laughter from the audience, "What is this, is it a love drama or a martial arts movie?! Hahaha, it's really fun..."

"Hahahahaha~" "Hahahahahaha" "Live alive~" "Hahahaha"

Who has such an ugly laugh? !

"Okay! Time is up, comrades retreat!" Chitose Qianli roared, Xiao Jin immediately slipped back and took out the two buns on his chest, Su Xue ran away with her skirt in her arms, Cai Qianguang stood up and ran Shui Yong turned around and ran away, and Bai Shi ran away with someone. In short, within a few seconds, the stage was completely clean, and half of the figure disappeared...

What... what's the situation? !The audience stared wide-eyed at the stage, and the host managed to maintain a smile on stage and said, "Then...then, this is the end of the tennis club's performance, and we will enter the champion of yesterday's Four Smiles Music Contest..."

Just as Su Xue put the torn skirt on the chair, she was pushed out by Xiaocha. The crystal crown on her head was half hanging on her head, like a female ghost...

Xiao Zuo and Xiao You supported Su Xue and helped her tidy her hair. She could barely meet people. Su Xue glared at Xiao Cha: "Isn't it over?! Why are you pushing me up?!"

Xiaocha pointed at the host, Su Xue looked back and saw a snow-white bracelet on her hand, the chain was made of snowflakes carved from white crystal stones, and in the middle were four thin wings connected by white crystal stones. In the middle is a micro-carved villain, ah~ what a beautiful bracelet~

The audience in the audience stood up a few times and stretched their hands into their clothes. Just as Su Xue was about to take the bracelet, Xiao Zuo took it before her and said with a smile: "Minister, what a beautiful 'Snow Elf' 'Ah~"

yeah?Su Xue tilted her head suspiciously, looked at him for a while, and then nodded: "Yes, yes, it would look much better if I could change clothes and stand here!"

... The corner of Xiao Zuo's mouth twitched, Su Xue smiled, and then said: "Then you can take this thing, I have to go shopping later, you and I can show off together~"

"Okay."

After the award ceremony is over...does the award ceremony really exist...

"Su Xue~ Are you going shopping? Let's go together~" Shui Yong put Su Xue on the shoulder with a smile, Su Xue gave him a white look, "I went to find Xiao Zuo to let him do coolies~ you If you go, help me carry things, I heard that the apples here are delicious, and the watermelons are also good, how about buying a dozen or twenty of them?"

"Uh...cough cough, oops, I suddenly remembered that I still have scores to finish, so I won't go with you." Shui Yonggang waved his hand and immediately slipped away. Su Xue turned to look at Xiao Zuo, Said, "Then let's go."

"Okay." Xiao Zuo followed Su Xue to the school festival, but Su Xue didn't buy anything, just walked forward, walked, and went up to the roof of the teaching building.

"That... Minister, aren't you going to go shopping?"

"Oh~ well, don't you think the moon is unexpectedly round today?" Su Xue asked with a smile.

"what?"

"Stop pretending." Su Xue put away her smile and said, "That little brother over there also stops hiding, and... tell me, who are you."