I am Miss Xu

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A drop of tears ran across her cheeks and fell to the ground without warning. The hand holding the lion shrank, and the joints gradually turned white. Su Xue covered her face, tears dripped from her fingers, and then sobbed softly.

Sebastian and Charles, who didn't hear anything, were a little panicked when they saw Su Xue crying: "Su Xue? Su Xue, what's wrong with you?"

Looking up, Su Xue's face was already soaked with tears, and the white light around her gradually dissipated. Only then did Charles and Sebastian realize that the place they were at was no longer at the top of the virtual circle.

Sebastian gently wiped the tears off Su Xue's face: "Su Xue, did you see something? Or heard something?"

"..." Su Xue bit her lower lip, shook her head desperately, and finally just sniffed, and said, "I want to find him."

"It's okay, talk slowly, who are you looking for?" Sebastian held Su Xue in his arms and stroked Su Xue's head.

"...I want to find him...I must find him..."

Su Xue's voice became smaller and smaller, and Sebastian felt the weight of the person in his arms, so he immediately picked her up by the waist: "...Ah, so she fell asleep."

"Probably overdrawn spiritual power." Charles broke Su Xue's fingers and took out the knife she was holding tightly, saying: "This knife has no spiritual power response at all, and Su Xue's holiness is as good as An Lie's." All the sanctity left is broken."

"Then we can't leave for the time being." Sebastian said, "Master, let's go get a house."

"……What do you want to do……"

****

"..." Su Xue opened her eyes, looked around the strange place, first swept the side of this place with spiritual power, and found that it was actually full of souls.

...What's going on here? Su Xue looked at the soul of the wretched uncle who was making faces at her right in front of her eyes, and simply waved his hand to send his soul to the underworld.

"Su Xue, if you wake up, please wash up and go downstairs to eat." Charles' voice came faintly from outside the door, Su Xue got up quickly, straightened her Greek-style dress, stroked her hair, and opened the door Going down, Su Xue found that there are many ghosts living here, and the house is quite big.

As far as Su Xue knows, with the money they have now, this kind of house is absolutely unaffordable... Ah, what should I do? As a god, I have to test the devil to rob the house. I am so embarrassed...

"Sebas." Su Xue looked at a certain demon wearing an apron with a deep chill: "Why haven't you thrown away the exorcism apron that Komui made for you?"

"Ah, because there doesn't seem to be an apron in this house, so I used it." Sebastian gracefully placed the poached egg on the table covered with a gorgeous tablecloth, and said, "The ghost in this house..."

"It's up to you." Su Xue said casually while sitting on a chair, picking up a knife and fork.

"Okay." Sebastian smiled unchanged, turned and left the table, Su Xue glanced at Charles who was sitting peacefully on the stool and asked, "Charle, don't you eat souls like Sebastian?"

"When did you see me eating this kind of thing." Charles took a sip of black tea and said, "I don't want to eat that kind of thing if it's not necessary."

"Oh." Su Xue also stopped talking about this topic: "Do you know where this is?"

"..." Charles' complexion instantly became very bad, as if he had thought of something, he gritted his teeth and said, "This is Edo."

"... Edo?" Su Xue pointed to the airship flying past the window and said, "Edo has this thing?!"

"do not know!"

"...Okay." Su Xue sighed and asked again: "Is this house robbed again?"

"No wonder." Charles glared at Su Xue: "Are we only going to grab things?"

Yo, did you make a mistake?

"We commissioned it at a place called Wanshiwu. It happened that a householder there said he didn't want this house, so he gave it to us." At the end, Charles added: "It's free, not robbery."

Su Xue took a sip of black tea: "Wait, wait... what did you just say?"

"kindness?"

"What house?"

"House of all things?"

"Fuck?!" Su Xue's eyes widened: "The boss is a wretched uncle named Sakata Yinshi?"

"You know him?"

"..."

Su Xue was silent, stood up and said, "Let's go right away."

"..." Charles looked at her.

"Charles, don't look at me like that, people who live in this world are really weird!" Su Xue turned around immediately: "I'm going to get Shengjie now, we'll leave right away!"

"Holiness is broken."

"Then I'll get the lion."

"no response."

So Su Xue sat back in her seat discouraged and said, "Xiare, the people here are really weird!!"

"I already know." Charles said lightly, "For example, the three people in Wanshiwu, hmph, really..."

"Extremely rude!"

Emma, ​​this is the rhythm with full anger.

"Have you talked to the boss of Wanshiwu?" Su Xue asked.

"kindness."

"Charles, is your integrity still alive?!"

"..." Charles looked at her.

Su Xue shut up silently, well, although those three people are out of morals, it doesn't mean that Charles will lose his morals if he talks to them...

"In short... In short, let's stay here first, and wake up the little lion when I recover to the best condition, and then..." Su Xue paused, then put down her hands, pursed her lips and said, "No, it's nothing , and then let’s molested Ichigo, Strawberry-kun will be ravaged by Soul Society to the point that there will be no bones left~”

Charles took a sip of black tea, looked out of the window, closed his dark blue eyes incomparably, then opened them again, looking into the distance, Su Xue thought he had something to say, after waiting for a long time, Charles finally sipped it again He took a sip of black tea and said, "Hey, I'm hungry."

"..."

Shire, your integrity really fell to the ground after talking to the three people in the master house.

So Su Xue looked at Charles' side face, looked into the distance along his line of sight, and said in a vicissitudes tone of "I'm going to marry my daughter today", "Really, I'm hungry."

Sure enough, integrity is the kind of thing that if you don't let him drop it, he will desperately drop it... Hey, what's wrong! !

***

Sure enough, the world of "Silver Fuck" is a subversion of three views, the characters are wonderful, and the morals are full of accidents everywhere in life. Su Xue just went to the street to make soy sauce.

Just, no, too, yes, go to the street to make a real soy sauce!

Why is there a long-haired man who claims to be an anti-barbarian patriot stopped her life and death and asked her to join the anti-barbarians.

"This world is rotten, let us welcome the dawn of Edo tomorrow!" Katsura Kotaro looked serious.

Su Xue glanced at him: "Is there something wrong with your brain? I can see it every day at dawn."

"No, no, that's not what I meant. Miss, I like you very much. Are you interested in joining our team?" Gui said solemnly:

"Honey, are you out of trouble today?"

(⊙o⊙)... What's wrong? !What kind of nonsense is this? Such an old buzzword, Mr. You, as a new generation of people with lofty ideals, are you really a man?

"Sir, what do you see on the wall behind you?" Su Xue pointed behind him calmly.

"Miss, you can't fool me with such an old trick. You must want to run away when I turn around, right? I won't be fooled..." Gui still looked back curiously, It was found that there was a bounty on the wall posted on the wall by the "crazy noble son" Katsura Kotaro himself, and a large number of Shinsengumi were approaching.

"Sorry, miss, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, so see you next time." Gui put on the bamboo hat with a serious face, and hurried away.

"..." Su Xue was silent.

As soon as Gui left, the people from the Shinsengumi came, gasping for breath and yelling, "Kui!!! Don't run!!!"

Then a boy with chestnut hair expressionlessly carried a cannon and pointed at the black-haired man in front of him: "Ah—Gui, die—"

"Idiot! It's aimed at Gui, not me!" Hijikata Toshiro frowned.

"Tch, I was discovered." Okita Sougo sighed in disappointment, and put down the cannon.

"Cut you off!!!"

Running to the front of Su Xue, panting with his hands propped up, Tufang thumped the wall: "Let him run away again."

Hey, hey, you didn't arrive until he ran away, do you think you did it on purpose?Su Xue looked at the sky.

"Hey, you." Tufang looked at Su Xue, looked down at her coquettishly with a cigarette in his mouth, and asked, "What were you talking to Gui just now?!"

"Huh? Nani? Is that Gui? That 'crazy nobleman'?" Su Xue blinked her eyes and asked.

"...Don't try to lie to me, you said you didn't know that there was such a big reward posted there?!" Tufang grabbed Su Xue's wrist fiercely and said:

"Are you a fool? I'm sorry, you will be temporarily detained because you are suspected of joining the anti-barbarian forces. Please come with us."

"...Sorry, I'm so sorry for lying to you like a fool." Su Xue said.

"..." Is this your point? !By the way, you really think of me as a fool! !The earth is fierce and evil.

Okita patted Su Xue on the shoulder and said: "Don't be sad, Mr. Hijikata is actually a fool. Although you are a suspect, I will give you a little trouble."

"Is it really okay to say such things in front of me?! I'm a fool and I'm really sorry for you?!" Hijikata waved: "Yamazaki, take this lady back to the police station!"

"Beforehand, don't call me Miss. I'm not [beep——] with 1 yuan a night." Su Xue said with a serious face.

"It's all right, let me in!" Tufang kicked Su Xue into the police car.

"Mr. Hijikata, you will be complained about treating girls like this." Okita said.

"I want to complain to you, Mr. Hijikata!" Su Xue said immediately.

"Look."

"Cut." The earthworker lit the cigarette again and said, "If you complain, just complain. Haven't I received too few complaints?"

"Speaking of Mr. Hijikata, you really choose to drive a police car, but Mr. Gui walks on his legs, so he can't catch you, isn't the deputy chief really an idiot?" Su Xue asked.

"Actually, I also think it would be better for Mr. Hijikata to step down early, but Mr. Hijikata is always uncooperative." Okita looked regretful.

"Hey... People of this age..."

"Is it my fault that I couldn't catch Gui? Could it be that Sougo bombarded me with a cannon? Is this what you mean by abdicating? Are you going to let me abdicate to hell?!"

"Mr. Hijikata, a real warrior dares to face up to the dripping blood, dares to face up to the bleak life, will you be sad and angry if you can't catch Gui?

If you were bombarded with a cannon by your subordinates, would you blow your hair and throw the table?This is impossible, Mr. Tufang..." Su Xue was thinking about Taotao talking non-stop, when Tufang slammed the door of the police car, almost hitting Su Xue's nose, and then angrily hopped towards the next police car.

"Mr. Hijikata, you will be cursed for treating girls like this." Okita said.

"Tufang!! I curse you!!!" Su Xue roared from the police car ahead.

"Look."

Tufang paused, and his veins twitched violently: "Can you and that guy's synchronization rate be lower?! You just met, isn't she a fellow of yours from Dou S? Prince Dou S, hurry up and take your son!" Come back to your S-shaking star, let your soul fade!"

So Su Xue was arrested, and on the first day of "Silver Fuck", she was mistaken for a barbarian and was caught and imprisoned...