100 god jokes

This rhythm is not right.

I leaned on the table with my chin propped up, and looked across at Makishima who was calmly watching the students' art homework.

From yesterday's conflict with Wang Ling to now, Makishima has been like this, just like the "young master" who was indifferent to everything at the beginning, but his behavior during this period of time is not at all like that.

And thinking of what he said yesterday, I feel weird again.

"Maybe death is the real relief..."

What was he trying to get out of?I am no longer as inferior as I used to be, and I dare to think that he wants to get rid of his feelings for me-but that is to admit that his liking for me is true.

Even if you believe this, why do you want to be free?Is it too painful?

... Who is really suffering.

I bit my lower lip, then climbed onto the table and pressed his shoulder directly to kiss him.

What comes into contact with is a slightly rough paper surface, with the smell of charcoal.

Makishima removed the art homework he was holding, looked up at me with a calm expression: "What's the matter?"

"Seeing your facial paralysis, I really want to tease you." I said without changing my face.

"I'm still busy, why don't you think about how to deal with Wang Ling." Makishima lowered his head again.

"Yes—" I replied with a drawn out voice, and jumped off the table to look for Wang Ling.

When I found the student union office with a cautious and worried look, there was another officer besides Wang Ling.Probably noticed me at the door, Wang Ling quickly ended the conversation, sent the officer to the door, and pulled me into the office by the way.

"Would you like something to drink?" Wang Ling pulled me into a chair with a gentle smile.

"Plain water is fine..." I paused and whispered.

In fact, according to the rhythm of yesterday, Wang Ling should take me back to her room directly, and then find a chance to kill me, right?But I don't want to be kissed by her either, Makishima's appearance is just in time, and it's also convenient for me to control the progress now.

I smoothly made up a story about being watched by the tutor and finally escaping and meeting again. I held the mug of hot cocoa in both hands, took a few sips from time to time, and looked down at the royal tomb—it was really unbearable. Had to re-fake facial expressions.

"Why didn't you call the police?" Wang Ling asked.

I was silent for a while, then shook my head: "No matter what, he is my teacher, and he just likes me. His complexion is also normal, and it hasn't gone too far, but... I don't like him."

"Do you really not like him?" Wang Ling's voice was suddenly close at hand, I suddenly raised my head, and met her calm eyes, "Or, you just don't have the courage to like him? It's just me From the perspective of this bystander, his feelings for you are real."

My heart was suddenly full of black lines, but I felt speechless again.

"But... I don't know..." I spit the words out of my throat, "For me, I haven't imagined that kind of thing, and his behavior also troubles me. I haven't thought about such a romantic relationship. , I just want someone who simply likes me. These are too unrealistic, I can't accept it, and I, I..."

And I might actually like him.

Realizing how terrible what I was about to say, I quickly swallowed the words back to my throat, subconsciously pressed my chest tightly, my mind went blank, the Wang Ling in front of me seemed to be still saying something, my lips opened and closed, I couldn't hear a single word.

What did I just want to say?Sure enough, I have been too close to Makishima recently, and I have a problem with my brain, hahaha...ha...

Now it’s just to deal with Wang Ling, half-truths and half-false words can indeed increase the credibility, but it’s not right to say something that doesn’t fit my current “personality” at all, right?What was going on in my head!

When I suddenly fell into a soft embrace, my consciousness was still a little fuzzy, dizzy to be precise.

The breath with a strange aroma kept getting into his nose, and the hands touching his face were also cold.

"Don't worry, just leave it to me."

Too bad, the hot cocoa just now...how could I have imagined it!

When consciousness gradually recovered, I felt something was wrong all over my body.

How to describe it, there was a terrible itching sensation on the skin, as if something was sliding on the skin, goose bumps came up, and the hairs stood on end.I struggled a bit in pain, and I felt a tingling sensation from my wrist.

"Are you awake?" Wang Ling's voice seemed to come from far away. I tried hard to see her clearly, but there seemed to be a layer of water mist in front of my eyes, and my eyes were hot. Crying tears but the burning sensation in the eye sockets.

It was so blurry that I couldn't see clearly. I blinked my eyes hard, but I could only feel tears rolling down the corners of my eyes, but I still couldn't see clearly.But at least my thoughts became clearer, and at the same time, the heat from my body made me dizzy again.

I was chatting with Wang Ling in the office of the student union before, and I didn't expect Wang Ling to drug the hot cocoa, but now he was arrested?I thought I would be killed directly, it would be fine if there was a buffer time.

But...is the air conditioner in the room turned on too high?It's so hot!

"Why are you crying?" The coolness of the palms pressed to the cheeks reduced the heat on the cheeks a bit, and then the smooth skin with coolness was attached to the body——I realized that I was naked.

Ah ha ha, is this considered honesty?

Hey, wait a minute!I heard from Makishima that Wang Ling likes women, and I also guessed that she would definitely take her back to her room before killing someone, but I never thought that she would enjoy it before she died!

Combined with the various impure "knowledge" that is often popularized in the league... Forget it, I'd better stop thinking about it.

"Senior Wang Ling..." My voice was so hoarse, I coughed and tried again, "Where is this place? Why am I here? Senior Wang Ling, what are you doing? Why do I feel so hot?"

When it came to the last sentence, I felt that my integrity was a little bit insecure.

"Don't worry, it's a way to let you experience happiness." Can you not be so calm when you say this!And take your hands off my chest!This method is really frighteningly skillful, I deeply doubt how many people have been lying on this bed.

Panting quickly, let the relatively cold air in the room pour into my throat and lungs, I silently gathered strength, my wrists were still tied to the railing at the head of the bed, if I wanted to kick her, I only had one chance to kill her. Kicked out.If I try to move my fingers, I should be able to touch the information terminal on my wrist. I just need to forcefully connect to the Sibyl system and tell the guardians to come and save me.

Thanks to Mr. Ghost Lantern for his careful teaching, I am still sure about how to kick a person until his ribs are broken and he cannot get up.Now the question is - how do I catch her.If we make her pass out now, I don't know what is going on with her PSYCHO-PASS.After all, she hasn't killed anyone yet, if she is only released after a treatment, she might commit crimes again in the future.

If I wait until she kills me...

The fingers sliding down the side made me tremble, and I clenched my teeth to prevent the strange sound from overflowing my throat.After finally enduring the numbness from that part of my skin, I took a deep breath and made a decision.

I don't want to have sex with someone so inexplicably!Since he was chosen by Makishima, Wang Ling's crime coefficient must be frighteningly high. It is estimated that the Dominator can be used to solve it directly after measuring it.

"Strange." Wang Ling suddenly stopped his movements and said, "Have you not been touched yet?"

My head is full of black lines: I'm sorry, although Japan's sexual culture is quite open, but my point of view on this aspect comes entirely from those time travelers from China in the alliance. They insist on the idea that they must be treated with caution for the first time.

Tachibana and Kashima are Japanese women, but they have never discussed these things with me, nor have I considered them.So I'm still "underdeveloped" - do you have any complaints about this!

"Looking at Teacher Makishima's appearance, I thought he would have..." Wang Ling didn't continue.

I almost gritted my teeth, if he dares to do that I'll find everyone I know and beat him up!

"If that's the case, I'm really lucky." I felt that the fingers that were hovering in the abdomen were extending downwards, and I couldn't care less. I recognized the approximate position and planned to lift my leg and kick it hard—"Wang Lingli Huazi .”

The sudden familiar voice startled me, I quickly retracted my legs, and tried my best to pull the quilt from the side. When Wang Ling's palm covered my thighs, I quickly stopped my movements, which made her chuckle: "Sure enough, you still care about it? You don't want to show yourself like this in front of the person you like. Even if you deny it repeatedly and say you hate it, you still care about it."

I'm not as brave as you!To be able to appear in front of the opposite sex so frankly without any clothes on!And Makishima, you must have been found a long time ago!He didn't make a sound until now... Bastard!

It was as if a glass of lemon juice had been poured into my heart, it was so sour that I wanted to cry.Anyway, tears kept coming out because of the effect of the medicine, so I didn't stop it at all, just let the tears keep flowing.

"I'm crying so badly." Brushing the corners of my eyes with my fingertips and scratching away my tears with my fingernails, I heard Wang Ling say, "Mr. Makishima, didn't you give me tools and let me create? Just one material I don't want to use it."

"It's not like the material." Makishima's voice gradually said, "You can attack anyone, only this person." That sounds really nice, didn't you kill me once?

When I got closer, I heard a strange sound, ticking, ticking, like water was dripping on the floor, I tried to see what was going on, but a hand pressed my eyes: " never mind."

It's okay, big headed ghost!My current situation is not good at all!You look very good, don't you!

"Makishima Holy Guardian, this is not like you at all." Wang Ling's tone was very calm, "The Makishima Holy Guardian I met at the beginning is not such a fragile human being, he should be standing on a high place like a god, merciful Ignorant people."

What a god!The god of neurosis is almost the same!Also, wasn't your title just now Makishima-sensei, why did you become Makishima Seigo now?Even if this guy collapses badly now, you can't call him that!

"The Makishima Saint Guardian like that has long since ceased to exist." Makishima's voice was very soft, but then he withdrew his hand. Immediately after, I heard a muffled sound, followed by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

This is... Wang Ling was knocked out?Hey, shouldn't it be a long talk at a time like this?

"It's okay." Makishima's voice sounded weak, and he said that he freed my restrained wrists.

The moment my hands were freed, I wanted to slap him almost instantly, but he hugged my waist: "Oh... I can't escape, it's just... a joke of the gods, but there's nothing wrong with it." ..." After saying this, he let go of his hand, and I pulled the quilt next to me to wrap myself into a ball, and when my breath calmed down, I wanted to ask about the situation.

A cup was stuffed into the hand, and something was stuffed into the mouth.

Makishima's voice sounded again: "The antidote, I just found it from the cabinet."

I didn't bother to complain about his rude behavior, so I swallowed the pill reflexively, and quickly took another sip of water.The cold liquid slid down the esophagus, and my mind calmed down a lot. Although the heat in my body hasn't dropped yet, at least my vision has returned to clarity.

It's just that the first thing that came into view was not a good sight: Makishima was sitting by the bed, his white clothes were covered with bright red blood, which was shocking, the wound on his thigh was still bleeding, and it hadn't even been treated. His face was paler than ever, but there was still a smile on his face, and there was a kind of calm madness coming from him, which made people afraid.

"You are mine." He reached out to caress my cheek, and the blood-stained hand made me shiver. His movements paused, but he didn't move away, but stayed stubbornly on it.

"No matter how much you hate me, no matter how much you are afraid of me, don't even think about leaving. Even if it's a joke, I take it seriously." He murmured, but slowly closed his eyelids, fell to the side, and his hands slipped open.

"Makishima Saint Guardian!"

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