[Twilight + Transformers] All are not human

Jazz never thought that Lucy and Bumblebee would ask him to help, God knows he doesn't even have a girlfriend, okay?

As for a Cybertronian date...

"How about...dismantling?"

When Jazz said this, he carefully glanced at Lucy, he was relieved to see that Lucy didn't react too violently, and then continued.

"To be honest, you have been together for so long, I think it's okay, do you want to try it?"

It's just... Lucy was extremely puzzled, disassemble?

Is Cybertron's dating method just to play with each other?

But it’s not impossible. The way animals enhance mutual affection includes combing their hair, so it’s okay for Cybertronians to help each other maintain parts.

Thinking of this, although it felt strange, Lucy felt that she should respect the customs of the bumblebee.

Then again, it’s no wonder why Bumblebee refused to express his own thoughts before. It turns out that Cybertron’s festival method seems really strange to the people on earth.

Although it is so, Lucy still nodded: "That's fine, I'll find someone to ask about the skills later, by the way, do I need to prepare any special tools? Or just like usual?"

If it's just an ordinary disassembly and reinstallation, Lucy thinks it's really boring. What if Cybertron has something special about this aspect? After all, this is a couple's date.

When Jazz heard this, he looked at Lucy in shock. It is understandable to ask someone to ask about experience and skills. He guessed that it was the first time for both Lucy and Bumblebee. It is understandable that some things do not understand. Yes, but... special tools?

Glancing at Bumblebee, Jazz's expression became more subtle. He never expected that Bumblebee, who usually looks at a very pure child, would have such a special hobby in private and even use tools.

Thinking of this, although it feels quite subtle, but out of so many years of friendship in arms, Jazz still reminded: "You can figure out tools and so on, but be careful when using tools...don't get hurt."

Of course.

Lucy nodded calmly: "I'll be careful not to hurt Bee."

But Lucy, who was calm now, didn't know the turbulent waves in Jazz's heart at all.

what did lucy sayShe said she would be careful!No, let, big, yellow, bee, suffer, hurt! ! !

Jazz looked at Bumblebee with a very strange look. He really didn't expect it. He originally thought that Bumblebee and Lucy looked softer when they got along, but he was still a man after all. You have to be a bit more assertive when doing things, right?But she never expected that it was Lucy... This world is really scary!

Of course, Jazz was extremely excited behind such a shock. What a big gossip, he found out just like that. Oh, no, it feels too bad to hold back a huge gossip. The Jazz decided he needed to find someone to share this gossip with immediately!

Thinking of this, the Jazz immediately said: "I still have a weapon overhaul to do. If there is nothing else, I will leave first. About the disassembly tools and so on... You guys discuss it slowly, slowly."

Seeing that Jazz disappeared in a hurry, Bumblebee pointed at his motherboard that seemed to be on fire, and asked Lucy in a low voice: "Lu, Lucy, on Valentine's Day, we really want...to...disassemble ?"

With just such a simple question, Bumblebee felt that the temperature of his main board was rising again. No, not only the main board was heating up, even the brain circuits began to become chaotic.

Lucy was a little puzzled by Bumblebee's performance, but it seemed understandable when she thought about it. Before, she and Bumblebee had very few cybertronian dates, and even human dates were rare, even if they were rare. Most of them were interrupted by various emergencies, so it is understandable that the Hornet was a little excited.

Thinking of this, Lucy couldn't bear to let Bumblebee down: "Of course, it's a rare opportunity to have a Cybertronian date, so of course we should cherish it."

"Well, Lucy, I'll cherish it."

Bumblebee said with a serious face, you must know that this is the first time... But then again, will this progress be too fast?

Seeing that Bumblebee was really excited about this matter, Lucy also started to jjj with great interest: "By the way, according to Sir, we can also prepare some special tools by ourselves. Speaking of which, Bumblebee, what do you prefer?" ?”

If Bumblebee likes to forcibly demolish, Lucy thinks she can probably use a hammer and wrench directly. Of course, if she likes to be gentle, she can also use various tools to do it slowly.

Mentioning this, Bumblebee felt that he was really going to burn up: "This, this, Lucy, just choose the tool you use."

Although it's a little bit...well, to use props for the first time, but as long as Lucy likes it, Bumblebee thinks he is not unacceptable.

"Then let's put it this way, let's find a place to disassemble it on Valentine's Day. By the way, we need to choose a place with better scenery and more romantic."

Lucy felt that since she needed to spend Valentine's Day beating with a bunch of mechanical parts, at least choose a place with a better view for herself?

This matter is already very unromantic. If you just find a mechanical workshop and dismantle it, how can this be Valentine's Day?This is basically the curriculum of the technician training school.

It's just that Lucy's words sounded different to Bumblebee.

Lucy means going wild?The first disassembly was in the wild, and there were tools... The main board of the Hornet was finally overwhelmed, and it crashed instantly.

Lucy was taken aback by this: "Bee? Bee, what's wrong with you?"

Lucy couldn't help reaching out and patted the bumblebee a few times, but she was startled as soon as she touched Lucy.

"Bee, do you have a fever? Why are you so hot?"

Could it be that the Cybertronians also get sick and have a fever inexplicably?

Lucy has basically zero medical knowledge about the Cybertronians, so there is only one thing she can do at this time.

"Ambulance! Ambulance, come quickly, it's bad, Bumblebee has a fever and died!"

Taking out the communicator, Lucy began to urgently call an ambulance.

Fortunately, today's task is not heavy, only Optimus Prime took the iron cannon and the twins out, the ambulance is still in the base, but the ambulance who received the news was as puzzled as Lucy.

When will the Cybertronians be able to infect the earth's virus?Should it be said that the bacterial viruses on the earth are really powerful and domineering?

Although his head was muddled, the ambulance rushed over as quickly as possible, adhering to the professional ethics that a doctor should have.

When the ambulance arrived, I happened to see Lucy who was running around anxiously beside Bumblebee. Seeing the ambulance coming, Lucy finally breathed a sigh of relief. In terms of professionalism and level, ambulances have always been very trustworthy.

"Ambulance, hurry up and check Bee. We were chatting just now, and then Bee suddenly died. I felt his temperature, it was scary."

The ambulance nodded, then scanned the bumblebee with a device that Lucy didn't recognize, and the next second the ambulance showed a strange expression.

"The temperature of the bumble bee...is it really a fever? No, it's not scientific."

Whether it's common sense or his own professional knowledge, the ambulance knows clearly that it is impossible for the Cybertronians to infect the bacteria on the earth and then develop a fever, okay?

But Bumblebee's whole body fever state is too much like a fever. He also checked just now, and there is no problem with Bumblebee's cooling system, everything is normal.

The things that I don't understand are put aside for the time being. Considering that the Hornet has died, the ambulance decided that it still needs to check the motherboard again.

Then the ambulance's expression became subtle: "...What did you guys talk about just now? The bumblebee was obviously over-stimulated and burned the motherboard."

Overstimulated?

Lucy blinked, isn't this too exaggerated?A Cybertronian date could make Bumblebee happy like this?

"I just discussed with him about the Valentine's Day date. I want to find a beautiful and romantic place to disassemble with Bumblebee. There should be nothing else. Is there something wrong with Bumblebee's program?"

Lucy doesn't think that such a simple thing can stimulate the bumblebee to death. Have you ever seen a couple who would pass out excitedly when the man was discussing the date?

"..."

The ambulance was strangely silent about this, and then his erratic voice sounded: "...If this is the case, Lucy, you can rest assured that there is nothing wrong with the Bumblebee program, I will help him deal with the motherboard , should be able to wake up soon."

After dealing with the burning of the mainboard and crashing the computer many times, Ambulance felt that he was becoming more and more proficient in this kind of thing.

Moreover, the most important thing is that the ambulance thinks that he probably needs to specially strengthen and upgrade the main board of Bumblebee. With Bumblebee's mentality towards Lucy, it really can't stand such stimulation a few times.

Now that the ambulance said that the Hornet was fine, Lucy was relieved, but she couldn't help but said: "It seems that your Cybertron technology should be very advanced, but as the best fighter on Cybertron, how come All of you are so prone to crashes? You burn the motherboard at every turn. Megatron is like this, Optimus Prime is like this, and now even Bee has become like this. Is it because your lifespan is too long and the motherboard is aging? ?”

The ambulance helped helplessly: "This is not a problem with the aging of the motherboard at all."

It is obvious that the spiritual attack skills of the lifeforms on the earth are all MAX, okay?

Even Jazz... thinking of the Jazz ambulance gives him even more headaches. Although Jazz liked to gossip when he was on Cybertron, he didn't gossip so viciously after arriving on Earth.

Therefore, although human beings seem fragile to them, the power of human beings is really terrifying.

Fortunately, the Autobots don't have to fight against humans!

As a result, as soon as the ambulance thought of Jazz, Jazz's voice came from the other side: "Ambulance! Ambulance! Why are you here? I just wanted to find you. I have important news to tell... ...uh, Lucy?"

When Jazz rushed to the ambulance at the fastest speed, he finally saw Lucy who was blocked by the body of the ambulance.

"Lucy, you're still here. I thought you and Bumblebee had already left."

Lucy nodded: "I also wanted to leave, but something happened to Bee, by the way, what important news did you just say?"

uh, this...

Jazz's eyes fluttered, could he say that what he just wanted to spread was the story of Lucy and Bumblebee?

It’s just that you can’t say that in front of Lucy, so Jazz thought for a while before replying: “Didn’t I just say that I’m going to do a weapon overhaul, but I’m not sure about other people’s skills, so I want an ambulance Check it again for me, you must know that any small problem on the battlefield will pay the price of life, and it is always right to be cautious."

Lucy agreed with Sir's words, but Sir didn't give Lucy a chance to speak, and immediately changed the subject and asked, "What's wrong with the bumblebee? It seems that there is a serious problem?"

Lucy shook her head: "I don't know the specific reason. It's just that the ambulance said it's not a big problem. It's probably just too happy and overstimulated."

"Too happy?" Jazz was a little puzzled: "Could it be that the Decepticons collectively surrendered and changed their ways?"

"No, I just told him about finding a good place to disassemble and what tools to bring."

"..."

He was so excited that he burned the motherboard and crashed the computer... Jazz looked at Bumblebee with subtle eyes, which became even more subtle in an instant.

Tools and field battles and so on, after fighting together for so many years, he didn't even know that Bumblebee had such a hobby!

The author has something to say: →_→ So, cultural differences kill people, rhubarb, is your motherboard okay? 2333333

Jazz continues to die, you don't care about him__

Thanks sugar maniac here.Is this chapter a benefit? 0=0 and so on