[Twilight + Transformers] All are not human

As for the new shape of the Cross Cannon, after the Cross Cannon resolutely resisted the pictures of the Camaro Camaro provided by Lucy, Lucy decided to set it on the old car that Charlie wanted to buy for Bella.

Because Charlie was introduced to Lucy by Jacob at that time, the old car naturally continued to be left on Jacob's side.

But when Hengpao heard Lucy describe the general shape of the car to him, he rejected Lucy again.

"It's embarrassing to be like that!"

That's right, Heng Pao felt that if he really turned into that kind of car, even if the Decepticons really came, he might not have the face to transform into a fight.

As for Lucy's obsession with turning him into a broken car, Hengpao had to argue for his own image: "Look at the Cullen family's cars are all new, and they're used very well."

"Yeah, so the Cullen family is the focus of the school. Although they don't care about it, but Side Cannon, if you dare to cause me unnecessary trouble, believe it or not, you will be sent to Optimus Prime when I go back." Send it to wash the toilet?"

"You!" Hengpao almost wanted to shoot Lucy, this one was simply too irritating: "Optimus Prime would not do such a thing!"

"He can make the Jazz sell himself to make money, what else can't be done? As long as I can provide enough reasons."

Lucy thinks that honest people like Optimus Prime are the best to be bullied. As long as the reason is justified, they will never refuse any request from you.

"Reason?" Hengpao lowered his head and looked down at Lucy: "I won't smash your garden like Sir that idiot! If you dare to talk nonsense, I'll blow your head off!"

Lucy didn't care about the threat of the horizontal cannon at all: "You really won't smash my garden, but don't forget, you have to get along with me until the bumblebee comes back. Do you plan to stop eating or drinking? You know, whether it’s gas prices or electricity bills have risen sharply now, okay? And you, needless to say, know that everyone is a big eater.”

"so what?"

When they arrived on Earth, there were Hengpao raised by the base for free, and they couldn't figure out what was wrong with it.

Lucy patted the wheels on his feet, and continued to explain: "You really don't know how expensive the family is, do you think if I tell Optimus Prime that I am just a poor student, I can't afford your food expenses, and ask What will Optimus Prime do when you pay for your own food?"

Optimus Prime's temper will definitely agree without hesitation, and then let Hengpao find a way to make money to support himself!

Even a horizontal cannon would not doubt this.

Then he saw Lucy pull out a form from her bag and hand it in front of him. Heng Pao took it and glanced at it with some doubts, and immediately his whole face turned dark.

Lucy listed for him in detail the price of gasoline he needed, as well as a rough estimate of the electricity bill, and also added the water bill for cleaning the car from time to time, and the final calculation result... Hengpao remained silent for a long time.

"Are you sure your form isn't lying to me?"

Lucy raised her chin: "Aren't you so technologically advanced that you can surf the Internet anytime, anywhere? You can check it yourself. To be honest, if you want to make money, you can't sell yourself at a car rental company like Jazz. So I can only go to the construction site to move bricks, after all, it is difficult to go to a restaurant to wash dishes according to your body shape."

If you wash the dishes, the kitchen will be destroyed, okay?

And Hengpao thought about the future of selling himself like a jazz, or going to a construction site to move bricks... This is far more embarrassing than turning into a broken car!

"Okay, I can change the shape, but can I not choose that kind of rags? You can change me to a more common model. Of course, Camaro is fine, but I won't turn yellow."

"Then the Camaro is fine, in any color."

Lucy thinks it's the easiest way to become the same Camaro as the Bumblebee. If someone asks about this, just say that the color is different because of repainting.

Anyway, it's better to repaint a car than to drive a concept car that doesn't even sell.

That being the case, Hengpao turned into a silver Camaro without saying a word, obviously compared with the Bumblebee, except for the color, everything else is very similar.

Seeing that Lucy finally nodded in satisfaction, Hengpao finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Then about the bill..."

"There's no rush." ​​Lucy took out her mobile phone and snapped a few photos of Hengpao's car before saying, "I'm sure I won't pay for your food, but I will pay for it at the end of the month." Give the bill to Bill for reimbursement when it's time."

The money-saving and worry-free Bumblebee was taken away, and such a troublesome side cannon was sent, Lucy felt that she had to find some compensation for herself.

Regarding this unexpected situation, Lucy felt that Bill shouldn't mind giving money to others.

But these words sounded different to Hengpao: "You were kidding me before?!"

"How could it be?" Facing the anger of Hengpao, Lucy looked very calm: "Look, I'm just trying to help you find a way without paying for it yourself. As for the other things, you didn't expect to come here now. Blame me?"

Are you embarrassed to blame others for your lack of IQ?

Heng Pao felt that he was really going to be blown up by Lucy, and now he finally realized that this man could kill Megatron with just one mouth, and this skill was really not blown out.

"Since there is a way, then I should be able to change back, right?"

Hengpao always felt that if his imitation of the bumblebee was known, he would be ridiculed.

"Of course, this is up to you." Lucy waved her hand casually at the horizontal cannon: "Just be careful, your actions may affect my next actions."

"what do you want to do?"

"Didn't you see that I just took a picture? If you continue to make trouble with me and make me feel restless, I will send the photo to Jazz. I don't think there is anything to say. With Jazz's gossip character, he can imagine you by himself." I love Bumblebee so much, I don’t hesitate to change into a couple look to confess this kind of thing. Of course, if you are obedient, then when Bumblebee comes back, I will of course keep it secret for you, and I won’t tell anyone what you did of."

At this moment, there is only one thought left in the horizontal cannon: Bumblebee, you will like this kind of woman, how much courage does she have!

Just started to get along, Heng Pao felt that he couldn't bear it, okay?

Seeing that Hengpao finally became obedient, Lucy patted his hood: "Stay still, the courier is coming."

Saying this, there was already a courier brother in uniform walking towards Lucy with a package in the courier car at the door.

"Miss Lucy Field?"

"Yes, it's me."

"This is your package, please sign here."

Lucy reached out to pick up the package indifferently, and was almost thrown by the weight in the next second.

Lucy couldn't figure out why such a small package was so heavy.

Of course, because of this action, Lucy saw who the courier was.

"How could it be you?"

He took off his hat and performed an exaggerated court etiquette. The person in front of him grinned and said, "I'm so glad you still remember me. Okay, Miss Field, please sign here."

The courier delivery boy was the agent who delivered clothes to Bumblebee last time.

Seeing this, Lucy can probably guess who sent the package.

After signing the form, Lucy watched the detective leave without delay like last time, and then weighed the package in his hand.

Last time I sent clothes, so what is this heavy package this time?

"Hangpao, you go back to the garage first, I'll go see what Bill sent over."

After firing the cannon, Lucy returned to the living room with the package in her arms.

The things that Bill can arrange for his agents to deliver are not simple at all. Of course, the clothes from last time can be ignored.

After peeling open the outer packing carton a few times, Lucy saw a small metal box.

Knocking on the outer wall, Lucy knew that the box was quite thick, no wonder it was so heavy, but...

Do you need a password to open the box?

For now, Lucy knows only one password to open the box... Thinking of that, Lucy couldn't help but feel a little nervous. Although she felt it was too exaggerated, Bill is indeed a person who can do that kind of thing.

With such inexplicable and complicated emotions, Lucy pressed the codes one by one, and then the box opened as expected.

It's just that when Lucy saw what was in the box, even though she had been mentally prepared before, she couldn't help opening her eyes.

Bill sent her a box of bazooka shells!

There was also a small note on it. Lucy pulled it up and looked, and it turned out to be Bill's handwriting: I know you consumed a lot of ammunition last time, and most of your basement is ordinary ammunition. The shells are not prepared, this time I will send a box of [-] shells, please use them well.Have a great time at Forks, your dear Bill.

Use it well...have fun...

Lucy looked at the eight special shells well placed in the box, and remained silent.

What are you trying to say, Bill?

But Bill was right, there was indeed no stock in the basement of the rocket launcher's special shells, so Lucy decided to put the ammunition and the rocket launcher box together after thinking about it.

It's just that Lucy just picked up the box when she heard the doorbell, and hurriedly stuffed the box under the coffee table. When Lucy opened the door, she saw Bella standing outside.

Facing Lucy, Bella smiled a little shyly: "Can I go in Lucy? Well... I learned how to make beef patties today. Do you want to try it? Charlie said that the taste I made is not bad."

Lucy twitched the corners of her mouth, and finally nodded: "Of course, I'm willing to give it a try."

Speaking of which, since the last vampire incident, Bella seems to have become an admiration for Lucy overnight. Recently, Lucy can often see Bella's shy face, as well as this persistent courteous behavior.

And when Lucy asked the reason, Bella's eyes sparkled even more: "Lucy, you didn't even know how handsome you were at that time, and you took down a few vampires in three or two strokes. You couldn't be more powerful and domineering! I If only I could be like you, to be honest, ever since I learned about these incredible things, I have been worried about Charlie from time to time. Fortunately, you were there for this incident. Will the vampires my scent attract threaten Charlie's safety, God, I can't sleep worrying about it."

Bella knows that Charlie loves her very much, and she loves Charlie very much, even though Charlie does not know how to express it, which makes some communication problems between them, but as Lucy said, there is no parent who does not love themselves child.

And Lucy's experience also told her that life is impermanent, and no one knows what they will lose in the next second. It is better to seize every second now than to regret it when the time comes.

Lucy's brainwashing successfully turned Bella into a 24-year-old daughter controlled by her father, so Bella has to worry about Charlie's safety as long as she mentions it.

As for Bella, she looked at Lucy with eyes full of admiration: "Seriously, Lucy, if I had the ability like you, I could protect Charlie by myself, but I am so useless."

Bella is desperate for her motor nerves. Can you count on someone who can fall down on flat ground? Can you expect her to fight?

Speaking of this, Lucy thought for a while and said: "About this, Bella, if you don't mind, I actually got this from Major Lannos."

As Lucy said, she pulled out a folder from the shelf behind her and handed it to Bella.

And Bella was a little puzzled: "What is this... Oh, God, where did you get it?"

"The recruit training plan was given to me by Major Lannos, but we have to keep it secret, and some of the contents cannot be made public."

but……

"What are you giving me this for?"

"Since you can't exercise, Bella, you should just stand and move as little as possible. What we need to learn is shooting and throwing."

Although Lucy's own shooting skills are not very good, at least there are horizontal cannons now, and the Fox forest is dense, so they can practice shooting skills by hunting.

As for the prey that was caught... Lucy thought that they should all be given to Karen's family as an extra meal.

When Bella heard Lucy's plan, she immediately became excited and said, "Just do it!"

The author has something to say: →_→ Please light the candle for the horizontal cannon, please like Bill, and please mourn for Edward's future [End]

Here thanks to the two mines of the drowning fish, thanks to the non-origin mines, and thanks to the sugar maniac.mines

Kiss one by one (/≧▽≦)/

Yesterday's red envelope list is here:

The red envelopes and points have already been sent out, please tell Cross if you haven’t received them~

(JJ smoked too much today, I didn’t post it until now after [-]:[-] _(:з」∠)_)