His Majesty the Demon King of Justice

The native of this alien plane has a round head, a human-like but also round torso, a large head circumference, long upper limbs, and short lower limbs, coupled with the round body shape, it is extraordinarily naive when walking; Although the body surface is covered with thick fur, but the head is wearing a straw hat that should be hand-woven, and the lower body is wearing a pair of half-cut pants with a rough manufacturing process. It looks very productive, but it should also belong to the An intelligent race of intelligence, that is to say, this plane planet closest to the earth is also similar to the earth in terms of biological evolution - that is, it is not a certain Australopithecus afarensis named "Lucy" who finally transformed into an intelligent creature, It's some kind of creature that people on earth love to see the most, the kind of cute god with black and white fur that conquers the hearts of girls all over the world! !

Even if Wang Lin saw et or the Predator, he was not so surprised!

Nima Pandaren!And it's not the kind of panda in the animated movie, but the kind of pandaren in Warcraft CG Pandaren: "Mystery", which retains most of the characteristics of pandas, with a big head and thick neck, and a very round face, like a Qinling panda! !

This living panda man shakes his arms and walks like an old man walking. His thick feet support his huge body which is nearly two meters high. Every step he takes, he shakes his buttocks. Even if his face still looks like a panda, it can be seen It is relaxed and comfortable; although the pronunciation of the ditty hummed is weird, it has a certain rhythm. In other words, although the productivity is low and the material life is bad, the spiritual civilization has developed to the level of music and music——Wang Lin tried hard to use Rational eyes analyzed and looked at this alien native, but his hands were shaking, and his unicorn arm was moving stupidly... just like people who have never seen a giant panda would think that this black and white fur The bear is nothing to look at, but if you see a giant panda with your own eyes, you will immediately slap yourself in the face and take out your mobile phone to take pictures. Wang Lin understands that this cute pandaman is an uncertain risk for him, but emotionally he is Can't control it!

"Calm down, this is not a cute panda in a zoo on the earth, this is an alien, the tonnage can crush me to death, don't die if you are rational~~~~" Wang Lin cried out in his heart Howling, it was the death wail of the remaining rationality before death, but the reality is... this guy whose IQ dropped to a negative number in an instant unconsciously canceled the subspace barrier and appeared in front of people, with a grotesque expression on his face. The wretched smiling face of Wei Shushu took out an unopened piece of Dove chocolate sold at the supermarket for 12 yuan a board, and handed it to the native pandaren who was startled by his sudden appearance, trembling but firmly.

The native pandaren took two steps back with an "Aww" and stared at the stranger who tried to lure him with 12 yuan a board of chocolate with his mouth wide open. His round black eyes looked at Wang Lin for a few seconds, and suddenly Turning around, screaming with unknown syllables, while running away quickly.

"Wait—" Wang Linerkang held his hand, and saw the pandaren who ran away a few steps rolled on the spot, rolled several meters away, and then jumped up and ran away like a normal person...

"Ahhh~~~~" Rationality wailed for death again, and Wang Lin himself wanted to catch up with a strange smile on his face... Then pia lay down on the ground.The inner desire | cannot overcome the gravity of the objective fact, and Wang Lin, who has weighed several tens of catties, has no ability to run at all.

He lay on the ground on one side, but the pandaren who ran more than a hundred meters away on the other side stopped. Their huge body shrank behind the tree, and their round eyes stared vigilantly at Wang Lin who was lying flat. Seeing the other party move, the round bear face showed a curious expression, stretched its neck, stared at Wang Lin, looked again and again, carefully got out from behind the tree, and moved this way in small steps .

The native pandaren have long adapted to the planet's gravity during their long evolution. When moving lightly, a pandaren with a self-weight plus gravity of at least [-] catties can walk silently...

The huge body stopped a few meters away from the lying Wang Lin. The vigilant pandaren observed Wang Lin for a while at this distance, and then picked up a branch and stretched his arms to lightly lightly touch Wang Lin's head. poke poke.

Wang Lin moved, raised his head with pain and difficulty, struggled to stretch out a hand, and stretched out tremblingly towards the pandaren: "I, I can't breathe, my lungs are about to explode..."

The two sides didn't understand each other at all, but they shared common expressions when expressing painful and uncomfortable emotions. The pandaren saw Wang Lin's weakness, and was taken aback for a moment, then squatted down and leaned carefully in Wang Lin's direction, and spit out a few words of unknown meaning. of syllables.

Wang Lin knew that if he didn't return to himself, he would have to die from the pressure of his own weight on his heart and lungs. With the determination (what the hell) to at least complete the mission of the strange millet, he tore open the chocolate packaging bag with great anticipation, and put the high-calorie chocolate in anticipation. Snacks are handed to each other.

The panda man looked suspiciously at Wang Lin, who seemed to be dying, and then at the small black strip. He stretched out his arm hesitantly, and held it carefully with his thick and short six-fingered palm; Accepting the chocolate here, Wang Lin, who was already bluish, showed a gratified smile that the revolution was successful, started the teleportation rune ball and disappeared with a whiff.

"Aww?!" The pandaren sat down on the ground in fright. After being stunned for a while, he quickly got up and stretched out his paws to "touch" the place where Wang Lin lay down just now. The grass was still warm, but the person had disappeared without a trace.

"?!" With a question mark on the panda man's forehead, he circled around the place where Wang Lin disappeared, scratching his scalp with his furry paws while turning, tilting his head and wondering; suddenly it occurred to him that the other party was determined to The little black strip that was given to him, turned around and looked for it quickly, found the chocolate from the grass, picked it up and sniffed it, the sweet smell rushed straight to the tip of the nose, couldn't hold it back, and bit off a small half .

"!!" The indescribably delicate and silky taste melted in the mouth, and the pandaren's round black eyes almost bulged out. They didn't dare to eat any more. They carefully held the remaining half of the chocolate in their paws, and hurriedly looked back. run.

On the earth plane, Wang Lin returned to his bedroom gasping for breath. He immediately jumped up like a spring, rushed into the living room with unprecedented agility, and made a quick call:

"Section Chief Dong, Gensokyo will open in the morning, remember to come early! Ah, do you want to bring more people? If you have nothing to do, you can bring as many people as you want!"

"Young Master Hua, do you know that we will open Gensokyo tomorrow morning? Ah, why earlier? Because I have something to do in the afternoon!"

"Fuyinfuzi will be here before [-]:[-] tomorrow morning, please hurry up!"

After calling desperately, Wang Lin rushed out to the fourth floor to take pictures of Wu Lili's room. When Wu Lili, who was making a facial mask, came out to open the door in a daze, this guy grabbed her soft little hand, and with this The greatest sincerity in my life: "Take me to the gym, I want to lose weight!"

Wu Lili had already seen Wang Lin's "sexuality" and didn't feel that she was being taken advantage of. She said strangely, "Hey, if you want to exercise, can you go with sister Xie?"

"I just wanted to lose weight and didn't want to kill myself," Wang Lin said.

"..."

Wang Lin, who was very determined, followed Wu Lili for more than an hour of aerobics that afternoon. He also changed his dinner from local dishes that were heavy in oil and salt to a weight-loss set meal that he almost smashed calories with a calculator... and then In the middle of the night, this guy woke up hungry, and rushed to the kitchen with red eyes like a wolf to cook instant noodles, and his weight loss plan hit the street.

It is impossible to lose weight, and it is impossible to lose weight in this life, but I still have to do fitness, so I got up early the next day and followed Wu Lili to do aerobics, and then went out for a run in Gensokyo, even if I couldn’t get rid of the weight on my body At least the heart and lung function of fat meat should be strengthened, at least it must be guaranteed to be transported to the planet of Pandaren, so speaking can not be so laborious, isn't it...

If so, four days later, Wang Lin, who felt much stronger, came to the pandaren plane again with the energy of opening Gensokyo twice.

It was still a big forest full of green mountains, green waters and full of fun, and it was still the grassland he passed on last time. Wang Lin, who was ready and didn't lie down as soon as he passed it, opened his eyes, and saw a sitting person who was very chubby. The pandaren were dozing off with their legs crossed under a tree.

Wang Lin was excited for a while. It seems that the chocolate diplomacy last time was very effective. They came here deliberately to wait for him, and immediately closed the subspace enchantment: "Hello!"

The panda man was startled, his thick fur trembled, he looked up and saw Wang Lin, he stood up quickly, uttering unexplained syllables, and carefully approached Wang Lin.

Wang Lin couldn't understand what he was talking about at all, but it didn't matter... Seeing this guy take out a plate of chocolates and hand it over again, the panda man's eyes lit up; he seemed a little embarrassed to come and get it, eager to grab it. He uttered an unknown syllable again, and groped in his trouser pocket with his thick and sturdy palm, and took out a round, bottle cap-sized object and handed it over.

"Give it to me?" Wang Lin pointed to his nose.

The pandaren chattered a few times, and tapped the chocolate in Wang Lin's hand with the other palm.

"Change with me?" Wang Lin gestured.

The pandaren probably understood the gesture of exchange and nodded repeatedly.

"No problem." Wang Lin immediately patted the chocolate on the palm of the pandaren, and then took the round thing the size of a bottle cap, "Is it your local currency... Huh?"

This round thing is actually similar to a silver coin, but the processing technology is quite rough, like an irregular small round cake, and the patterns printed on both sides are also quite simple, and the silver content itself is probably not that bad.

Roughness is rough, and the awareness of processing precious metals into currency shows that this pandaren planet has already developed a financial concept. The most important thing is-that simple pattern on the silver coin is actually the profile of a human bearded old man? !

"You guys also have humans here?! They look similar to me?!" Wang Lin asked hurriedly, turning his head to let the pandaren see his side face, but obviously... this kind of complicated dialogue can't be done. It was done by sign language, only in exchange for the pandaren holding the chocolate in his paws and tilting his head in confusion.

... This pandaren should be an adult among the local aborigines. He is a circle bigger than Wang Lin and [-] centimeters taller than Wang Lin. …

Wang Lin frowned while clutching his little heart. To be honest, he saw the pandaren dare to jump out to communicate so carelessly. In addition to the natural friendliness of the Chinese people towards giant pandas, the other party's clothes were relatively backward, The productivity of human society similar to the tribal era made Wang Lin feel more at ease; primitive tribal cultures coexisted with simplicity and barbarism (such as the Indian tribe before Baipi arrived), anyway, he had a weapon that could escape back to the earth plane at any time. Sending the rune ball, he is not afraid of the threat to himself from the pandaren who are still in the tribal stage.

However, there are also humans on this alien plane, and it is hard to say that humans have developed to the stage of having the concept of currency and using currency to convey political signals. The complexity of human beings is definitely a level higher than that of other races.

After thinking about it, Wang Lin felt that he should not think too much. If he wants to communicate with this plane closest to the earth, he should first establish a good relationship with the pandaren near the teleportation coordinates, so Wang Lin pointed to the travel bag at his feet , squatting down and opening the bag, let the other party see the various "colorful" snack packaging bags slowly filled inside, and then took out silver coins to gesture: "There are still things here, I want to exchange some currency with you, okay?"

The pandaren saw that the packaging of the things in the travel bag was similar to chocolate, and they were all colorful and beautiful films with no visible material.

"Hmm... that's your house? Do you want to go to your house?" Wang Lin tried his best to draw the shape of the house with his hands, and even made a sleeping motion. The pandaren with a big head and a high brain capacity just understood What Wang Lin meant, he nodded again and again, pointed to the silver coin in Wang Lin's hand, and muttered again.

"Okay, let's go to your house." Wang Lin made a decision, "Hey wait, I can't walk, is it far?" He made a gesture that he was struggling and couldn't walk. How much improvement in cardiopulmonary function can be achieved by practicing aerobics for four days, he feels tired just standing and gesticulating to communicate.

The panda man tilted his head in doubt, unable to understand what Wang Lin wanted to express, Wang Lin didn't know what to do, so he simply sat down on the ground, stuck out his tongue and said, "The gravity here is too high, I'm not in good health and can't bear it." , either you carry me to your house, or find a cart to take me."

The panda man leaned over, stared at Wang Lin who was sweating on his forehead with his round eyes, then looked down at his trembling and weak legs, finally showed an expression of enlightenment, and immediately changed to Wang Lin carefully. Put the chocolate in his trouser pocket, stretch out his strong arms and slowly approach Wang Lin, and at the same time make a low-syllable mumbling sound. Wang Lin guessed that it might be some kind of comforting words, so he didn't move, and then...he Give the pandaman a lift with his thick fore paw, and the thick meat ball carefully supported his waist and abdomen, allowing him to sit on the pandaren's shoulders.

Wang Lin: "...can you use your back? I'm an adult after all, bro?"

The pandaren didn't know what to understand. His thick and short fingers pinched Wang Lin's arm lightly, letting him hug his round head.

Wang Lin: "..." Nima's hairy head is really nice to touch, if it wasn't for fear of offending others, he really wanted to imitate it a little more.

With Wang Lin on his shoulders and a travel bag in one hand, the heavy panda man trotted home briskly as if he couldn't feel the weight of Wang Lin's hundreds of catties of flesh... He still remembered himself Carrying a tired and weak human on his shoulders, he didn't use the way of rolling forward, but the wobbly gait was really bumpy. Anyway, Wang Lin felt dizzy and wanted to vomit within a few seconds...

Fortunately, Wang Lin's teleportation point was not far from the pandaren's home. Wang Lin walked around a small forest and saw the other's residence - an open space surrounded by vegetable fields that he didn't know what kind of vegetables were planted. The rough buildings mainly made of wood rose from the ground, and the roof was covered with some kind of dry grass, and some large and small stones were pressed on it.

Sitting high and looking far, Wang Lin endured nausea and looked around, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "I'm going, I guessed wrong, is the solitary personality of panda people the same as that of giant pandas? Living in scattered households?"

When the pandaren entered the area of ​​the vegetable field, they began to utter loud syllables that seemed to call their family members. Soon, two small round heads protruded from the simple house that was almost like a straw hut, and four round black eyes looked towards the family. Looking from the outside, Shuangshuang ran out from the door opening, and her immature voice uttered a neat and cheerful cry: "mama~~"

Wang Lin Haoxuan didn't slip off the panda man's shoulders, the panda man was so frightened that he quickly slowed down, and his arms held Wang Lin tighter.

Amidst the cheerful and excited "mama" sounds of the two pandaren children, the pandaren carried Wang Lin to the door of his house, and babbled at his own child a few times, and the two children stopped barking, and ran back to the house to lift a little bit together. A large sloping wooden block similar to a deck chair came out; the pandaren then carefully put Wang Lin down, and put Wang Lin on the large wooden block with a very smooth surface as if holding some fragile object with his thick and powerful hands.

"..." Wang Lin didn't show any expression, just silently staring at the unclothed upper body of the pandaren, Nima...there is no so-called chest at all, it's all a thick layer of white hair!The female "female" pandaren in World of Warcraft are not realistic at all!

No matter how you look at it, you look like an old man, but in fact, the female pandaren can't understand Wang Lin's egg pain at all. Putting the travel bag into Wang Lin's arms, indicating that it was still his property, he turned to look at the two pandaren children, took out the chocolates in his trouser pockets, and nimbly tore open the bag with his stubby and clumsy palms to take out the chocolates inside. I took a bite, then divided the rest in half and gave it to the two children.

The noisy pandaren children immediately fell silent, sitting on the ground one by one, nibbling chocolate obediently, except that their lower bodies were all wearing rough linen pants, their body was somewhat humanoid, and their forelimbs were very flexible. The movements of the panda cubs holding the "milk" bottle to drink are really similar... Anyway, Wang Lin silently watched them eating chocolate for a few seconds, and then couldn't resist taking out his phone to turn on the camera mode.

The female "female" pandaren doesn't understand that there is a strange sorghum besides staring at her chest and secretly taking pictures of her own children. After happily chewing chocolate for a while, she turned and went into the house. After a while, she came out holding a wooden box and gave a fart. Tun sat next to Wang Lin—she was obviously sitting on the ground, but she was about the same height as Wang Lin who was sitting on a big wooden pier—opened the wooden box, and there were more than a dozen silver coins neatly stacked inside. With a hesitant expression, he stared at these silver coins with his fluffy head hanging down for a long time before taking out half of them and spreading them on his palm, and then handing them to Wang Lin with an expectant expression.

Let’s just say... Although the language barrier makes it impossible to communicate, Wang Lin already has a certain understanding of this pandaren family. It was built only a few years ago, and it’s not an old house. These all show that this pandaren family has not lived here for a long time, and no outsiders come in and out, so it can be called a seclusion; look at the objects on the pandaren, the hat It should be made by myself. The three pairs of pants should be exchanged from outside. Combined with the behavior of the female "female" pandaren squatting near the teleportation point with silver coins, it shows that this female "female" pandaren has traded with outsiders. With experience, the silver coins are also earned by her in some way.

Living alone with the family as a unit, hiding the home in a secret place, mother going out to make money and buy supplies, this is also in line with the "nature" of giant pandas on the earth, that is to say, if Wang Lin wants to understand this alien plane well and If you want to make use of the fact that it is the closest to the earth to start a tricky plan, it is necessary to make friends with this female pandaren and let her become a bridge for communication and understanding with the outside world.

Thinking of this, Wang Lin didn't care that he misunderstood him as an older brother before. He smiled and reached out to stop the silver coins handed to him by the female pandaren, and took out a handful of purple leather candies from the travel bag beside him and put them in the bag. On the palm of the panda man, he gestured with his hand: "Don't be in a hurry to make a deal, these are your thank you for carrying me here."

It is difficult to express these words, anyway, Wang Lin struggled until his forehead was sweating again to make the female pandaren understand what he meant, the other party immediately showed a happy expression, and divided the purple candy into three portions , I peeled it first to satisfy my gluttony.

Giant pandas are well-known foodies on earth, and the pandaren of this plane obviously have this characteristic too. The female pandaren are very happy to get a handful of purple leather candies with a very easy act of carrying people. Unconsciously, he got closer to Wang Lin.

Wang Lin looked at the shabby hut house and the crude wooden barrels under the eaves used to carry water to irrigate the vegetable fields. He could understand how hard the female pandaren worked to raise their children - even pedestrians stepped on them. In a place where there are no mountain roads, it is very difficult for this pandaren to earn silver coins. He does not know how far he has to walk once when he goes out. Gesture: "Do you have a pot for cooking?"

Pandaren with farming civilization naturally also have a certain skill in making pottery. The pandaren nodded after understanding that Wang Lin wanted to cook, and turned to greet the two pandaren children. They moved stones to build a fire stove, and one of them went into the house and brought out a big pottery pot. The pandaren also know that straw huts are easy to catch fire. It could be outside.

Five packs of instant noodles, ham sausage, and vacuum-packed marinated eggs are divided into three "army hot pots". The two children are not full with this amount. Modern people eat instant noodles until they vomit, but the materially backward plane does not Some people dislike this kind of seasoning that is too heavy to nausea; anyway, after a meal of instant noodles, not to mention the female "female" pandaren, even the two children are very close to Wang Lin. It's cool and addictive—a giant panda cub that doesn't have sharp claws and can't bite or grab anyone can't help it if it crawls on anyone's lap...

Seeing that the groundwork was almost done, Wang Lin called the pandaren who had cleaned up the embers of the fire to come and sit beside them, and while touching the fluff on the children's chins, he abducted the parents: "Let's have a discussion, I don't want silver coins I can also give you this bag of food, but I want you to work for me, okay? Or your whole family will come to be my employees, the wages are calculated, and the food is enough, how about it?"