His Majesty the Demon King of Justice

Erth's body is a "cave" monster, good at digging holes, a natural underground engineer and a botanist in the demon world. A large-scale underground world has been built... Without these two axes, Ess would not be able to protect his underground army in the desolate desert. With the help of the army of nightmares, it is actually not easy to gain a foothold in the devil world .

Judging by the lifespan of monsters, Ess is not yet an adult. His human form is very immature, like a primary school student, but the "cave" monster itself is quite a powerful race of monsters. Although he is not yet an adult, his body already has a mature body. Features: sharp claws, thick body hair, standing shoulder height of nearly six meters, head and tail length of about [-] meters, weight of nearly five tons, it can be regarded as a colossus...well, at least in the "cave" Warcraft It is considered a giant in the middle, after all, cave-dwelling monsters are not good at size.

Ess, who is considered a small species in Warcraft, came to the earth, and if he showed his body, he would be regarded as a monster... The earth has no magic rules. Not only are there no magic molecules in the air, but the oxygen content is also quite low. In ancient times, when the earth's environment changed suddenly, it became extinct.

It is precisely because the non-human environment of the earth is not friendly to non-human creatures, so although there are many delicious and interesting new things on the earth, other demons do not like to come here except Dali, an undead creature... especially It's a ghost creature like the Black Warrior. There is no natural magic power to absorb on this side of the earth. For him, every second is as uncomfortable as breathing in water.

And the reason why Erth is willing to come here and stay in the Demon World Embassy for a long time is because he is still underage psychologically and physically-the black warrior can hold back his appetite, but he can't bear it. Eating Huaxia delicacies is willing to make any kind of sacrifice. This kind of Ess is naturally very popular among Chinese people. With a supply of rations for dozens of people, you can cooperate with scientific research in various postures. Ess, who performs tasks in various positions, takes blood samples, etc., has to queue up for applications, and Ess, who can act recklessly if given something delicious (...), is as cute as a Teletubbies.Anyway, in Wang Lin's memory, this big mole has never been the kind that can make troubles and make troubles. After stuffing a few boxes of apples, it can be easy and quiet for an afternoon. Li, this ghostly guy, stayed away from him, which made Wang Lin a little curious.

Kneeling down in front of erth, he reached out and touched erth's smooth, flat head. Wang Lin asked curiously, "what's the matter, can you still have a knot at a young age?"

Well, Wang Lin, whose life expectancy is less than one-tenth of others, said that at such a young age... Chen Haohao couldn't stand it: "Minister Wang, you may have to pay attention to your wording."

"What wording do I pay attention to..." Wang Lin rolled his eyes, and Ess, who was touching his head, turned his big round eyes to him: "Your Excellency Wang Lin, have you ever wondered why you can exist?" ?"

"what?"

"The earth has no magic rules, no language rules, and your actions are not bound by any law. You can desecrate all things unscrupulously. Don't you have any worries about this?" Ess raised his head.

"...Huh?" Wang Lin turned the word "ha" several times.

"Why can a world without the power of law exist? Shouldn't a world without rules be a chaotic world where no life can survive? If this is the case, why can you exist?" Erth's big mole's face was blunt. Make a painful expression, "I can't understand, Your Excellency Wang Lin, tell me why?"

"..." What the hell are you, a magical beast, who actually thinks about the philosophical question of who am I for the people on Earth... Wang Lin really felt that the whole person was not well, and he looked at Dali, who had twitchy fingers, "This Is it still Ess himself, isn't he being transmigrated?"

Dali looked optimistic: "Your Excellency Wang Lin, are you referring to the fictional soul replacement in Earth culture where one life soul occupies another life's body? Of course not, the souls of demons are not so fragile."

Ess stretched out his claws and held Wang Lin's shoulders on both sides, his eyes were red: "Why can the earth be free from the power of rules? Why, why can't even the laws of language work on the earth?"

"Calm down - loose claws!" Wang Lin felt that his shoulders were about to be dislocated by this guy's big claws, "If you want to ask for advice, just say so, who taught you to ask people for advice?!"

Erce obediently let go, and lay back on his stomach with his head hanging down.

"Who made this guy think about these things?!" Wang Lin rubbed his arms and squinted at Dali.

"Hmm... Maybe it's my fault." Dali was a bachelor, "I accidentally let him discover that the real names of the demons on Earth are not binding."

"..." Sweat dripped from Wang Lin's forehead in an instant.

In a way, demons are powerful magical creatures.Under the influence of the power of rules, the more powerful a creature or form of power is, the more constrained it is by the power of rules. For example, spells are all composed of words, such as the overwhelming binding force of real names on demons, or the world of demons. Or believers in the high-magic world will not call the gods by their real names, but use alternate names instead—the gods are also bound by the laws of language, and the more powerful the gods, the more restrictive their "sex".

All in all... In the magical world, language is definitely lethal, and it is a common rule. The reason is as simple as that people on the earth will die if they are killed.Weak natives of the magical world can swear at will regardless of the language rules, and if stronger creatures speak indiscriminately, they will just wait for bad luck... Therefore, the curse system among black magicians is not popular no matter which plane they are in. Because the "power" exerted by the black magician of the curse department is borrowed from the law of language, which is very taboo.

But on Earth, the laws of language are really useless... Oaths, oaths, etc. are prepared to tear up the agreement when the two parties are established. From ancient times to the present, people who keep the oath are rarer than giant pandas. Calls abound, people on Earth have long been used to it...

But this kind of situation is a bit scary for the native magic natives. The principle is the same as when people on earth go to another world and find that people will not die if they are killed...

It took Wang Lin just a few seconds to turn around so many thoughts. Wang Lin, who realized that explaining this matter was a pitfall, immediately decided to play sloppy and fool him. He turned around resolutely, patted Erce's smooth head, and said with a deep face: "Of course it's because...the earth has long been abandoned by the power of rules~"

"Huh?" Erce looked up.

"A long time ago, the earth was also bound by the force of rules. At that time, the demons living on the earth had to be obedient even if they were called by their real names." Wang Lin started to run the train, "but that was a long time ago. Things happened, and many things happened later, the earth was turned upside down several times, the original creatures became extinct, and the current earthlings were born later, so of course the power of rules applied on the earth cannot affect the newborn earthlings. It worked. We earthlings also know that this is not good, so even though we were abandoned by the power of the rules, we still did not give up on ourselves. We spent a long time on our own to establish the civilization norms that can pass on the earth, so as to form a new The power of rules... Just like the Chinese law that His Majesty Dali is studying, it is the crystallization of the wisdom of the people on Earth for thousands of years, the culmination of the experience accumulated by countless generations, and the rules that belong to us Chinese people..."

Wang Lin said this in the language of the demons, and among the humans present, only Chen Haohao, who was deeply involved with the Department of Property Protection, could understand it, so this well-known special agent showed nervousness. The expression was half guessing whether Wang Lin was running the train with his mouth full again, and half being terrified what if this guy didn't run the train this time.

Wang Lin himself talked more and more smoothly, and he also remembered that he was frightened by Bai Wu's think tank when he pretended to be Jingnan Jun pretending to be a ghost. If it is controlled by hand, then he simply uses this guess. For example, although the "rules" have abandoned the current earth, the language law, which is more powerful than other rules, is actually vaguely affecting the earth: Language can also kill people on the earth. The ancient languages ​​that have not been lost in China (some regional dialects) have sentence patterns that curse people, and the so-called witches who use language to curse others can be seen in the ancient legends of various cultures on the earth. , warlocks, alchemists, wizards and other cursed mages exist.Even today in the 21st century, when people on earth hate someone, they will curse that person with words no matter whether they know it is useful or not.

"... All in all, whether we are abandoned by the power of rules is no longer important to us earthlings and our current Chinese people. Since the prevailing rules no longer restrict our behavior, then we can create ourselves to be able to live among us. The current rules. Facts have proved that we, the abandoned rule survivors, are correct. We have developed a civilization process different from the world of magic rules, and created achievements that only belong to us earth people and us Chinese people. Just like you now As you can see, we are not a chaotic race, we have our own civilization, history, and rules." Wang Lin patted his chest, "If there are no rules, we will create our own rules, and if there are no gods to guide the way, we will explore by ourselves. We Huaxia People believe that man can conquer nature, and everyone is a part of the journey of pursuing self-created rules and doing their part, so that we will naturally not doubt why we exist."

Ess's mouth grew wide, and he seemed to be shocked by Wang Lin's speech... But this set of rhetoric was not enough to convince Ess, who was also a lord at any rate, and stared at Wang Lin with his dark eyes: "How do you know that the rules you created are correct?"

"If it's not correct, just revise it. No one expects to be able to "draft" the legal provisions that will prevail for all generations, right? In five years, or ten years, or 20 years, people will organize people to take out the established laws for review, and they can't keep up What is outdated and outdated should be deleted, modified or strengthened, what a big deal!" Wang Lin said.

"But you still have no way of knowing whether the rules you created are correct, and the wrong rules are still wrong even if you modify them many times." Erth shook his head. "It's just what I can understand. There are already too many unreasonable things in your world."

"..." Wang Lin looked at Dali with a blank expression. When are you going to see it?

"I can understand everything you said, Your Excellency Wang Lin." Dali spread his hands, "After all, I was once a human being... Humans in the magical world also have the habit of creating rules. But you can't expect me to convince Erth."

Wang Lin turned his head to look at the stubborn Ess, and suddenly found that he seemed to think things a little simpler.

"So... You asked someone to pack me up and bring me to the capital while I was asleep, just to provide psychological counseling for the big mole?" Fu Youqing, who was barefoot, was in the small villa arranged by the Special Security Bureau. Angrily pointing at unscrupulous friends, "Do you know that I am only two pictures away from being able to push the elders?!"

"Okay, okay, if you push the elder, you'll lose at most the three phases of rubbish. I'm really in trouble here." Wang Lin pressed Fu Youqing's finger back, "Erth has cooperated with the six biological centers, and I know he's fascinated." 』How many things do you miss in a day in the world of philosophy? We are all contributing to the development of science and technology in the country~"

Fu You looked at Ess, who was squatting in the corner as a cos thinker, impatiently: "You can't even coax a child well, why are you making excuses?"

"Even if it's a fart child, it's a fart child who has lived for 400 years." Wang Lin said with a blank expression, "In a way, his thoughts are a hundred times deeper than ours." He turned to greet Erth, "Erth, What do you think is the most unreasonable point in the rules of the people on Earth?"

The big mole squatting in the corner turned his head slowly, it was obviously in the form of a monster... A melancholy expression could be seen on his face: "It is very unreasonable to pick out the 'most' unreasonable point, Your Excellency Wang Lin, I think this unreasonable The existence of the devil world is the most unreasonable."

"..." Fu Youqing was also expressionless, "Hey, Linzi, why do I think this guy looks like the prelude to the blackening of the second-year-old demon king... After a while, he won't clamor to purify the world, so he must first Conquer the Earth, shall we?"

"Otherwise you think I'm coughing because I'm squatting here." Wang Lin rolled his eyes, "Erth, you come here first, counting you at the moment we have three generals, you will be the best Zhuge Liang, if you have any questions, we can definitely discuss them a result."

Erce came over slowly... Fortunately, the special security bureau arranged for Wang Lin to live in a small villa. If he lived in a high-rise building, if he moved his tonnage casually, there might be a landslide accident.

"Let's start from the beginning." Wang Lin sighed, "Ers, when you first came back, I told you that the earth is a world without demons. At that time, you didn't think too much about it. How did you start? Are you going to think about it?"

Well, although he is stupid enough...or naive enough, Erce was the lord of the Demon Realm after all, in other words, he is really powerful.It's just that during becoming a lord and being a lord, Ess doesn't need to think about other things other than maintaining the existence of the territory-his good friend, the black warrior, is a top powerhouse who has fallen in the material world, and his IQ is very reliable Yes, the black samurai helped him with all the things that the lord of the demon world needed to think about, so Erce lived for 400 years and was still very ignorant and innocent... Throwing such a pure and powerful creature into the big dye vat of the earth suddenly, Wang Lin already knew how idiotic what he did.

Erce began to babble about what he thought was unreasonable and strange in the earth world. The more he talked, the more Wang Lin felt that he hadn't considered the beginning and the end. Fu Youqing also showed a horrible expression... Fu Youqing didn't think that Wang Lin did something stupid, because he didn't fulfill his duty of reminding Wang Lin when he did it. In other words, if he was called stupid, he was just as stupid...

Dali is a self-reliant demon lord who was a human being before, and Dilias is the master of a world of demon kings. He has a lot of heart and vision, so there are rules on the earth that they think are unreasonable, and they can accept them with a little discomfort. But Ess, a lord-level demon who is well protected by the black warrior, really doesn't have this adaptability-why do human beings love wars outside of the competition for the right to survive?That question alone is enough to make Erce schizophrenic...

"The Chinese people are very powerful. You are enough to eliminate wars in this world. Why don't you care about unnecessary wars not far away? Why don't you rule all human beings?"

"...Because the war to rule the world will wipe out more people, our country is not strong enough to do this, and there are two other countries as powerful as us..." Wang Lin said with trembling lips.

"But if you don't rule all human beings, the rules you think won't work. Isn't this contrary to your beliefs?"

"Hmm... Forcing others to accept our own rules is something more serious than war here..." Fu Youqing raised his forehead.

"That is to say, among you people on Earth, you also think that the rules you created are not eligible to pass. Doesn't this prove that you have no confidence in the rules you created?"

"..." Wang Lin & Fu Youqing stared at Ess in pain, if they couldn't beat you, believe it or not, we would slap you in the face?

Wang Lin tried to take a deep breath: "In this way, Ess, before we say whether the rules we created are valid, we must accept a premise: every one of us on earth is exploring the way of the rules we believe in. , none of us on earth can guarantee that the path we choose is correct, so we don't force everyone to maintain the same views and choose the same reason as us. After all, there is no absolute power of law as a standard on earth. , can you understand such a premise?"

Erce thought about it seriously and nodded reluctantly.

"Since there is no absolute standard to measure right and wrong, if we Chinese people want to make our own rules into common rules and make our rules acceptable to others, then we first need to prove that our rules are correct, or Relatively correct, in this case, of course, we cannot force others to believe, but let others discover how reliable our own rules are, and spontaneously choose our established rules. Therefore, a global unified war is not advisable, and the use of war is absolutely not advisable. Way to obtain a unified understanding of a certain rule, you can understand such a choice, right?" Wang Lin worked very hard.

Ess frowned and thought for a while, his huge body suddenly shrank, and turned into a chubby... little chubby girl, pointing her finger at her nose and said: "When I become a female form suitable for reproduction, you I have become an inferior creature in some parts of the earth, shouldn't such unreasonable rules be destroyed by means of war?"

Wang Lin hurriedly grabbed a coat and put it on the naked Ess: "How should I say this, there are indeed some backward rules among the people on Earth, but these rules are destined to be eliminated. It’s just that I don’t feel like we’re being eliminated now, after a few dozen… a hundred years, you’ll see that those rules are gone, anyway, a hundred years is nothing to the demons, right, so why worry about it.”

Erce thought about it... nodded and accepted, a hundred years is really nothing.

Wang Lin wiped off his sweat, secretly scolding the country and not saying that under the restrictions, don't show the demons some "messy" international news - let the demons who have no "gender" distinction at all understand that it is impossible to say that the world country Isn't the rule of "women" as furniture asking for trouble!

"Humans are different from demons. Humans are naturally divided into genders. Human females have chosen a different evolutionary route than males in order to strengthen their reproductive function, and have not strengthened their individual strength. , so in human beings, women cannot compete with men in force. In addition, human beings have a short life span and rapid replacement. Human beings today have long forgotten the sacrifices made by our ancestors in evolution , so some people on earth discriminate against women as a matter of course. This is not the fault of the rules, but the sequelae caused by the short-sightedness of human beings that cannot be eradicated. These are problems that can be solved by the progress of civilization ..."

"Wait, Linzi, what you said is meaningless." Wang Lin was still searching for words, but Fu Youqing suddenly interrupted him, and saw this bastard staring at Ess, who had turned into a chubby girl, with piercing eyes. The movement of stroking his stubble-covered chin looks so wretched, "Linzi is right, Erth, human beings are different from demons, and from all other creatures. Humans have diversity." Yes, this "diversity" is not only the unreasonable rules you have seen, but also many interesting things that you can't think of."

"Qingzi, if you dare to say that you are a child|feminist, I will pass this ashtray." Wang Lin instinctively felt something was wrong.

"What nonsense, am I such a vulgar person?" Fu Youqing squinted at Wang Lin dissatisfied, feeling extremely excited, "Let's not look at new problems with old eyes, and don't just look at new problems with one eye Of all the problems, the biggest problem for Ess now is that he has no understanding of human beings and is suddenly thrown into the modern society of information explosion. The good and bad ones absorbed him and made him schizophrenic. Then we have to solve this problem. You can't simply talk about the good and bad of human nature, but let Erth understand the diversity of human beings, well, just like our Brother Di and that Dali, the same problem Di Ge and Dali will Are you making a fuss? No~ The root of the problem lies in the world view, so we don’t want to find a way to refresh Erth’s world view, so what’s the use of talking more than wasting saliva?”

"..." Wang Lin had no expression on his face, "You're right, how did I know that you're idle and want to play new tricks?"

Fu Youqing pointed at the ignorant Ess with a serious face: "The ready-made demon lord is here, just say whether you want to make trouble."

"Over there at the biological center..." Wang Lin frowned.

"Want to or don't want to." Fu Youqing continued with a serious face.

"...Thought." Wang Lin said painfully.

"Brother!" The two held their hands tightly together.

Erce: "...Huh?"

In this world, it is estimated that no one or the demons would think that the two who solved Erth would go astray...

"This plan, we will temporarily name it Demon Realm Game."

The next day, in the small villa arranged by the Special Security Bureau for Wang Lin to temporarily live in, Wang Lin took a piece of fax paper with a marker pen and wrote the four big characters of "Magic World Game" crookedly on the wall next to the TV, with a look on his face. Looking uprightly at the deceived person: "Let me make it clear first, our game is a pure game, the purpose is to let the guests of the devil world - our good friend Ess understand the earth people through the game, not I plan to take this opportunity to expand the enrollment of the property security department, this section chief Dong, you have to prove it for us, so that no big boss thinks that our property security department wants to make trouble."

Dong Xiaolan, who was indeed deceived, stared at dead fish eyes: "Minister Wang, wait...you can explain why I have a bad feeling when I see the name of your plan for the Demon World game?"

"Things like the sixth sense are not always reliable, Section Chief Dong." Wang Lin said with a deep expression.

"...I really believe it." Dong Xiaolan squinted.

"Okay, let's look at the first step of the plan first..." Wang Lin picked up the marker pen and wrote a line of words on the bottom of the fax A4 paper, "First of all, the participants of the game... um, Section Chief Dong Don't look at me with that suspicious look, you said it wasn't the Department of Property Security's expansion of enrollment, the people we selected must be people that the Ministry of Property Security doesn't accept. Qingzi, please introduce the participants."

Fu Youqing, who was usually too lazy to sit down, was so energetic that his waist was stretched straight. Hearing this, he immediately jumped up from the sofa with his laptop in his arms and stood next to Wang Lin, facing the only audience member, Dong Xiaolan. Waving arms like sticks with Erth: "Understanding the real world in a relaxed and happy way, contacting all kinds of life at zero distance, playing games in the devil world, bringing you and me closer, the real world, you and I go hand in hand—"

"What kind of rubbish is putting together an advertisement?" Dong Xiaolan complained.

"Don't be picky, Miss Dong, you have to have a catchphrase." Wang Lin said with a playful smile, "Qing Zi, introduce the next guest."

"Please look at...the number one guest, Qin Hai, is a native of Z province, aged 29, graduated from the xx department of xx University, and is now a technician in the development department of xx company..."

"Wait, it's the household registration file that flashed past just now. How dare you hack into the household registration network of the Ministry of Public Security again?! You even have the fingerprint sampling for the second-generation ID card?!" Dong Xiaolan shouted.

"Don't worry too much about the details..." Fu Youqing hurriedly skipped the first half of the ppt he made, and winked, "In short, this Qin Hai is unmarried, has at least three dating experiences, and is a decent straight man. I can’t say it’s all smooth sailing, at least it hasn’t gone through too many twists and turns. Before I turned 30, my annual salary reached 26 yuan, which is considered well-off among bachelors. I own an Alto, a few famous watches and brand-name suits, and currently have no plans to buy a house. The educational level is above average, not considered a winner in life, but certainly not too bad. So for such a middle-income single man, what is the greatest ideal in life besides being a CEO and marrying Bai Fumei—"

Fu Youqing pulled out the last few pages of the ppt and projected it on the wall: "This is a similar statement that Qin Hai made many times in Two-dimensional forums, film and television forums, game post bars and personal Weibo with his main account and trumpet. From these remarks, it is not difficult to see that Qin Hai believes that the status of "women" in our country is too high, and women are too difficult to please, so that a high-quality bachelor like him cannot marry a wife. According to the records, Qin Hai is very keen on body transformation... Although he himself has never purchased women's clothing or cosmetics online, nor has he deliberately checked the cost of sex reassignment surgery, but we have reason to believe that Qin Hai is dissatisfied with men. ’ status, he thinks that being a woman is more beneficial in our country.”

"...(o 言 o)" Dong Xiaolan showed a sluggish expression that was not in line with her professional positioning and the usual performance of a strong woman.

"Of course, I don't jump to conclusions when I do things, so I continued to investigate Qin Hai's behavior habits in daily life... The conclusion proved that my guess was correct. Qin Hai used twelve vests successively. Recommend a few popular transformation articles at a certain point in a certain space, and the discussion participation and admiration of these novels about rebirth and transformation into women are quite high. The id registered by Qin Hai on the Two-dimensional station is a female "female" id, and the name given by her It's also cute, especially in the two popular online games where Qin Hai spends a lot of money, the characters played by Qin Hai are all female characters." Fu Youqing's eyes lit up, his emotions Enthusiastically, "This Qin Hai is very yearning to live as a 'female', there is no doubt about that!"

Dong Xiaolan swallowed hard, and looked at Wang Lin firmly: "Minister Wang, if you try to kidnap our citizens to carry out illegal sex reassignment surgery with such flimsy excuses, I will definitely not sit idly by."

"Don't worry, Chief Dong, who am I, Wang Lin, I won't do anything illegal!" Wang Lin waved his hand.

Ess, who was also dumbfounded, raised his hand weakly: "Well, Your Excellency Wang Lin, how are we going to play this demon world game?"

Wang Lin put his hand on Erth's shoulder, and said solemnly: "This is not right, Erth, we are not playing a game, but a game to let you understand the diversity and fun of human beings. "Sex". Now, we are not going to do anything to this person named Qin Hai that will damage his personal rights and interests, but to use our power to fulfill his true desire deep in his heart and let him seek benevolence and obtain benevolence... ...This is a very great and remarkable move, Ess, helping others is really rewarding, in the words of our Chinese people, it is said that giving someone a rose has a lingering fragrance..."

"What kind of gift rose is this!" Dong Xiaolan shouted.

"Sister Dong, we will seek the other party's opinion before we take action." Fu Youqing put on the same upright face as Wang Lin, "You said that we are going to kidnap or something, this is really underestimating people, the parties do not agree with us Will there be a "chaos"?"

"Snake spirits will agree!" Dong Xiaolan was furious.

Two hours later, in the reception room of the development department of a company in Beijing.

"Whether you agree or not to the next conversation, please keep it absolutely confidential. If you leak half a word, this comrade from Guoan will treat you to tea, Mr. Qin Hai." Wang Lin handed out his business card with a smile , "Let me introduce myself, I am Wang Lin, the Minister of Property Protection, and I am here to fulfill your wish."

"I am willing!" Qin Hai, holding his business card, was excited.

"..." Dong Xiaolan had a dog's expression on her face.