His Majesty the Demon King of Justice
Chapter 170 My King’s Journey
A world with more abundant magic energy will have more stable magic rules, and a world with more stable magic rules will have more binding "laws of language". This principle is like the fact that people on earth will die if they are killed.
Surrendering the devil's real name is the first step in submission, but it does not mean that the surrendered devil will share honor and disgrace with the superior. If there is no contract signed, and the superior cannot share life, there will still be worries about being absorbed as a tonic sooner or later... …And contracts from superiors are limited. It is impossible for a demon lord like Dali, the Immortal King, to conclude a contract with all the more than [-] great demons under his command, let alone a demon king who owns an entire demon world?
Most of the subordinates were either killed by the firepower of the earth or became the belly of His Majesty the Demon King. The power that the Immortal King Dali has worked hard for hundreds of years has demolished half of the country in less than an hour. He knew that handing over his knee...well, handing over his real name would not guarantee his life, and he really had no other choice—even if he ran away, what would happen to his two old opponents who had fought against him for hundreds of years? Did he just sit back and watch his strength weakened and slip away to another place to make a comeback?
When the red moon slowly rose from the grassland in the west, Dali, the Immortal King who was sitting in the human camp with a disheveled face, felt lost, aggrieved, depressed, and complicated beyond words.Your Majesty doesn't want cannon fodder, so he has to disband those middle-level demons that have been cultivated with great difficulty. Your Majesty needs useful combat power, so the great demons he has worked so hard to subdue are all sitting near him in humanoid form. ... Sadly, there are only a dozen or so left.
Great demons are very rebellious, and it takes a lot of effort to win over a big demon Dali, especially since he is not a native of this world, but a lich who has fallen from another material plane. In one point, it is naturally inferior to other lords... Most of the manpower gathered after hundreds of years of hard work has entered the stomach of the devil, and the remaining soldiers are likely to fill the greedy hell flower that one day. The Bottomless Pit—after all, His Majesty never asked the other people's real names—Dalley was so overwhelmed that he couldn't breathe at all, even though liches didn't need to breathe at all, since they are all undead, they still need to breathe...
Qi Lie opened a can of fruit and handed it to Xiao Qiao. The other party looked at him vigilantly, stretched out his dark hand to take the can, first sniffed the smell, and then carefully dipped his finger into the sugar water in the can He "licked" it with his tongue, then his eyes glowed, and he started to eat the canned oranges with a unit price of [-] yuan in both hands.
The trick of taming the beast was really good, Qi Lie calmly winked at the medical soldier behind him, and the medical soldier immediately took two steps forward, squatting next to Xiao Qiao who was sitting cross-legged on the ground eating canned food, and took out a flashlight to check the opponent The almost fully healed wound on the abdomen.
Of course, the demons also have the concept of wearing clothes... It's just that the demon world has been fighting and has not developed any decent processing skills.For example, Dali, the Immortal King, wore the brown robe he wore when he fell, and also hung some decorations that flowed from the material plane through various channels.His subordinates have the blessing of his lord, although their clothing styles are very chaotic, at least they all have a relatively complete set of outfits.In comparison, Xiao Qiao, the King of the Plains who has been playing wild all the time, is rather embarrassing. In human form, she has an animal skin skirt to hide her ugliness, and she will "show" her buttocks when she moves a bit or sits down. Not too skinny, probably 1.6 meters tall...
The medical soldier marveled at Xiao Qiao's resilience and strong physique, rubbed his fingers against the new skin a few times, and couldn't help laughing: "Oh, Battalion Commander, this guy is not black, but dirty. yes?"
Hearing this, Qi Lie bent down and looked down, the freshly healed skin on Xiao Qiao's abdomen made his eyelids twitch: "I'll go... how many years does this guy have to not take a bath to get so dirty?" .”
"Pump water for them to wash? It's a pot to eat, I think it's a bit..." The medical soldier glanced at a group of dejected demons not far away. Don't worry about poison."
"Okay, take out the high-pressure water gun, rinse it first and then scrub it thoroughly." Qi Lie said immediately, he didn't mean to love cleanliness, but he was so dirty that his skin color could change. He couldn't help but take a few steps back, "Well, let's take care of the food first, and the temper should be better when the stomach is full."
The camp was set up on a flat ground with a small earth slope to keep out the wind. The field kitchen car of the cooking team was parked in the downwind place. Slicing off the Sphinx half with the chainsaw...
"My god, I've never seen such a good quality of beef in my life, so firm!" A soldier in the cooking class exclaimed.
"It's just that the fishy smell is a bit strong, so we need to add more ginger and garlic to remove the fishy smell. Well, we need to add some old wine." Soldier B of the cooking team thought about it.
"This meat has not been bled, and it must taste bad if you don't soak the blood in salt water before cooking." C, a soldier in the cooking class, added.
A few soldiers who silently helped carry the meat: "..."
"Is this really edible? Why do I think it's a bit scary." Warrior A quietly.
"The battalion commander said that we don't eat, we eat military rations, who knows if people eat these things here will cause accidents?" Soldier B whispered, "Give these to them, they are a bunch of big eaters, we brought them The military rations cannot afford it.”
Needless to say, the technology of the cooking class, but the cooking class will definitely not pay attention to any details. What people pursue is fast and efficient, and can effectively supplement nutritional consumption, so the cut Sphinx meat is simply After cleaning, marinating and removing the fishy smell, you can put it directly into the pot. Don’t expect too complicated cooking. It’s good to serve you all four dishes of boiling, stewing, frying and deep-frying.
Boil, thin slices, add spicy and spices, and you can deal with it in a big pot; stew, it is the classic dish of beef stew with potatoes; needless to say, stir-fry, there are no vegetables anyway, just cooked it; deep-fried, it is cut into strips and coated with a layer of starch Put it in the pot, and add more flavor to the tomato sauce.
Such a simple and crude cooking method, if the delicate foodies see it, they may hide their faces and walk away, or ask the chef to trouble them to grab a spoon and come in person, because they can’t stand the spoiling of such a high-quality "beef"... But since the guests facing these rough foods are demons who have hardly eaten anything good, the reaction is completely different.
When soldier A of the cooking class waved the shovel-like spatula vigorously and turned the stir-fried beef cubes in the iron pot the size of a water tank, the fragrance that permeated the air even against the wind caused the camp to be affected by His Majesty the Demon King. The attention of the demons who are coercing and squatting obediently together with "excessive power"; including Xiao Qiao, who can't help "licking" her lips and reminiscing about the taste of canned oranges in syrup, all the new recruits are staring at the busy The cooking class is full of confusion.
Of course, the demons have a sense of taste, but the world has been in chaos for tens of thousands of years, and there is no relatively large area that can maintain peace and stability for a long time. Naturally, there is no chance to produce superfluous things other than fighting and survival. "Culture", the demons can feel the taste of the stir-fried beef cubes piled up with spices is extremely attractive, but they have no concept of food at all...
"——What exactly is this smell?" Lich Dali had this thought in his mind. The smell was blown far away by the night wind, and the smell that could be smelled was very faint, but it was so faint that he had never smelled it before. The smell made Lich Dali feel that he was attracted to him... He couldn't help but tilt his body slightly in that direction, hoping to smell the smell more clearly; when he realized this When he broke out in a cold sweat, he sneaked a look at a place a little farther away, and His Majesty, who was resting under the service of humans, was relieved when he saw that the other party didn't notice his gaffe; it was just the doubts in his mind. Still not getting an answer, Dali still couldn't help looking at the group of humans who were busy in the mist and kept emitting a strange fragrance.
The aroma of fried vegetables is more irritating than the self-heating military rations, but they still have something in common. Xiao Qiao, who ate a lot of free food from the special warfare camp, suddenly recalled the food that these humans gave him during the day, and suddenly couldn’t sit still Stopped, eyes shining, mouth salivating, drifting towards the cooking class like a wandering soul...
Lich Dali and the dozen or so big demons crowding around him watched Xiao Qiao, who was drooling and drifting towards the source of the smell, and was caught up by a human from behind and kicked down just as he walked halfway...
"What do you want to do, do you understand that people who disturb the chef's cooking have no food to eat?" Wang Lin wrapped his hands in a tissue and carried Xiao Qiao back, cursing. He also thought it was dirty...
"Is that for me to eat? Is that for me to eat?" Xiao Qiao, who was being carried away, was actually dishonest and kept asking.
"If you are obedient, you will be able to eat. If you are not obedient, not only will you not be able to eat, but you will have to be eaten." Wang Lin dismissed Xiao Qiao to Jin who was sitting idly by and watching the fun, "Take good care of him and don't let him cause trouble. , Delaying Brother Di's dinner is killing someone."
Only then did Jin realize that the dishes cooked by the human chef were about to enter the mouth of His Majesty the Demon King, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he crushed Xiao Qiao to death.
The people in the Special Operations Battalion silently watched the scene where Wang Lin dragged Xiao Qiao away, and the political commissar of the battalion whispered to Qi Lie rather strangely: "Is it because Minister Wang of the Material Security Department is particularly strong in fighting power or is it that the demons are weaker when they transform into humans?" , that King of the Plains carried him like a rabbit?"
Qi Lie tilted his mouth towards the direction where Uncle Dilias was sitting: "Look at that one who looks weak."
The battalion political commissar immediately shut his mouth tightly.
"These demons, don't look stupid, they are all smart." Qi Lie said in a low voice, "The King of the Plains is not afraid of Minister Wang, but the one... who believes in Minister Wang."
When soldier A of the cooking class cooked a pot of stir-fried diced beef and replaced it with another pot, soldier B of the cooking class also tasted the stewed beef with potatoes. The strong aroma surged towards the camp fiercely...
Jin has been in the property security department for a while, and the Chinese people who eat and drink have not lost him, so Jin can not only sit still, but also dutifully hold down the excited Xiao Qiao; Lich Dali and others People don't have this concentration, and they all tilt their bodies towards the direction of the cooking class. They obviously don't know what the smell is, but they can't control the saliva in their mouths...
At the speed of the cooking class, it took more than half an hour to cook more than one ton of sphinx meat at one time, and this is usually more than 30 minutes in the blink of an eye. It became a tug-of-war of willpower, Lich Dali and a group of demons moved their buttocks several meters towards the direction of the cooking class, and Xiao Qiao, who was pinned to the ground, was able to move with only two hands under the excitement. Under Jin's feet, two pits where trees can be planted were dug out... Qi Lie and the battalion political commissar did not dare to be careless, for fear that something would happen if these guys became irrational, and even conceded that the fort of the chariot was aimed at this side...
Finally, the dinner was cooked, Qi Lie hurriedly asked people to satisfy the supply from Dilias first, and then gave these demons washbasins (correctly) to let them learn to wait in line for food.Wang Lin translated the meaning of letting the Lich Dali and others get food, and the demons were still quite surprised... After all, the rules of the demon world, the captives do not care about the food when they enter the camp, and anyone who wants to eat has to eat by himself Think of a way, until the surrender time is long enough to convince the superiors that they will not run away and betray, then they will be given food.
"Maybe these people don't understand the rules of the demon world at all?" Lich Dali looked at his subordinates with such thoughts, and tried his best to hide his joy with a sullen face, and everyone obeyed the arrangement honestly...Stupid Just to remind people of the rules of the devil world!
A group of well-behaved demons hugged the stainless steel washbasin and cooked vegetables. This kind of picture was unprecedentedly beautiful and unbelievable. Anyway, Wang Lin took out his mobile phone to shoot secretly after completing the translation task.When he finished taking the sneak shot and saw Qi Lie holding up his cell phone, he suddenly realized that this person was actually not that old-fashioned.
Qi Lie: "..." Minister Wang, what kind of muscle is this cramping again?
Let's talk about the demon team, the leader is Xiao Qiao, who is doing his part. Anyway, this guy has never surrendered to the immortal king Dali before, and he has no sense of humility. He has a basin of mixed four-color cuisine. After walking two steps away, I couldn't wait to eat with my hands and mouth, my face was so dark that I couldn't see the original color of my skin, showing a full of intoxicated expression... It is true that the cooking method of the cooking class is very simple and rude, but The spices are enough~ the taste is standard enough~ the meat of Sphinx is strong enough and mellow~
The second ranked Lich Dali was a necromancer in the material world, and he was more particular about etiquette than the native demons. He didn't care about his manners when he was spooning diced beef, he threw the spoon away and grabbed it with his hands, the fierce eating, the serious and nervous expression, and the hand that couldn't stop grabbing the vegetables, it seemed that he was not eating but fighting Same.
Even the lords who had never been hungry had this reaction, not to mention the other demons. At first they still stood nearby to eat with the washbasin in their arms. While eating, he used vigilant eyes to guard against other people, and the speed of eating was faster than the other. The posture seemed to be afraid that others would finish eating before him and would steal his share...
The soldiers of the special warfare battalion stared dumbfounded at this group of demons who behaved like wild beasts protecting their food. They all lowered their heads to look at the self-heating rations in their hands, and then at the row of fragrant cauldrons. The sound came and went.
"Don't be tempted, it's the meat of a monster." The political commissar of the battalion hurriedly helped everyone, "You see, the cooking team is cooking with masks and protective clothing, so I'm afraid it will be poisonous." After a pause, he continued Added, "Everything they eat is so delicious, and the food they give to the army is also like this."
Everyone, think about Xiao Qiao's demeanor during the day when he ate self-heating fried rice... silently accepted the persuasion of the battalion political commissar.
"Uh... Political Commissar, Battalion Commander." A soldier from the cooking class leaned over shyly, "Well... just now I habitually tried salt and light, and took a bite."
"Hiss..." Qi Lie gasped, "Hurry up and check with the medical soldiers, why are you so uncontrollable?"
The soldier obediently rolled up his sleeves and asked the medical soldier to draw blood, with a serious expression on his face: "I just didn't pay attention for a while... I'm used to it. It doesn't smell bad when you eat it, and it's quite delicious. It's chewy."
Wang Lin was originally eating with Dilias, and it was impossible not to notice the commotion caused by the soldiers of the cooking class who were used to testing dishes. When he came over to listen to a few words, he suddenly couldn't laugh or cry: "Battle Commander Qi, haven't I told you that we can eat this meat, it's not poisonous or sick, there's no need for such a big battle, I've eaten a lot just now."
"You said that?" Qi Lie was stunned.
"That's right, I mentioned the Sphinx beef flavor, can I mention this if you eat it?" Wang Lin pointed to Jin, "When Jin was a big devil, he met human beings and raised them for a while, so he fed them. Sphinx meat, later on, the human didn’t eat to death, but died of scurvy due to lack of salt and vitamins. The plants here are called untouchable, and most of the plants in the devil world are poisonous.”
Jin could understand the pronunciation of his name in Huaxia, the gentleman ate the beef with restraint and nodded this way.
Qi Lie slapped his thigh, with a firm look on his face: "Add more vegetables!"
When the demons finished the first pot and stared at the others, they were stopped by the soldiers of the cooking class, who gestured to him to cook again. After figuring out that they were not only given a pot but were full, the demons revealed ’ with happy smiles, no longer being wary of each other, and even getting together to discuss which dish is the best when eating the second pot...
More than 2000 people in the special battle camp of more than 900 catties of sphinx meat wiped out at most [-] catties. This sphinx meat is really strong. No matter how good the appetite is, it is a big deal to lose half a catty; The rest of Dilias ate about [-] catties by himself. When he finished eating, the soldiers of the Special Operations Battalion who had already eaten their own food directly regarded him as a rarity for watching live broadcasts... With Dilia's jewels in front, Jin, Xiao Qiao, Lich Dali and a dozen other big demons worked together to kill more than a thousand catties, which was nothing. A group of humans didn't even give a surprised look.
The so-called dinner table diplomacy never fails. After such a full dinner, even the resentful Lich Dali became a lot more docile. The soldiers of the health team dragged out the high-pressure water guns to make the demons strip off their clothes and stand in a row for cleaning and disinfection. I didn't have any opinions at the time, and I cooperated very much...
Use the shallow groundwater pumped out by the pump on the truck to wash this group of guys who haven’t bathed for many years, and then use hot water to scrub, disinfect, and deworm the body surface...the health team and the battalion commander Qi and other officers who came to help It took more than three hours to clean up these guys, and the sewage from the scrubbing was drained, and a large piece of the ground was blackened...
In the early morning of the next day, Wang Lin, who was assigned to an independent tent with the convenience of Dilias, yawned, and when he got out of the tent, he saw a handsome black-haired boy standing nearby holding a white The towel couldn't stop stroking, the movements were as gentle as if he was touching the back of his lover's hand; Wang Lin, who was not yet awake, passed by this handsome young man with big eyes, and walked several steps away before suddenly Turning around, he looked at this young man who looked at most sixteen or seventeen years old, fair-skinned, beautiful (...), delicate and pleasant from head to toe with a look of astonishment.
The boy finished touching the white towel with fascinated eyes, folded the towel clumsily, and stuffed it carefully into the 07-style general-purpose camouflage training uniform that was obviously one size larger. ...
"...Little Qiao?" Wang Lin called out tentatively.
The King of the Plain showed horror, as if he had just realized that Wang Lin was nearby, and immediately covered his chest where the towel was hidden with his hand nervously: "I, this is my thing!"
"It turns out that you are not from Africa... why are you hiding the towel?" Wang Lin said with the corner of his mouth twitching.
The King of the Plains looked firm: "This is mine!"
"..." Wang Lin turned his head and left with blind eyes. He didn't want to get to know a guy who stole a facial mask at all.
With a sore face, Wang Lin walked towards the place where the hot water was provided by the cooking team, and saw a guy with long hair that didn't match the military style standing there with his back turned to him. After looking at the "camouflage" uniform for a few seconds, he slowly moved around from the side and looked at the opponent's face.
"Your Excellency Wang Lin." Lich Dali bowed slightly, the demon lord had more winks than Xiao Qiao, that disobedient guy.
Wang Lin: "..." He stared silently at the position of Dali's collar, glanced, and then glanced again.
Lich Dali is not as exaggerated as Xiao Qiao, and is so dirty that he can't even see his true colors, but after thorough cleaning and disinfection and a new suit (although it is a camouflage uniform), he still looks more energetic. If it weren't for this guy being an undead lich after all, and his skin color is similar to the zombies in Chinese people's cognition, then forcibly ignoring this guy's eyes without pupils, only the whites of his eyes, and his skin without blood, these two things are not pleasing to the eye In terms of his temperament, he really looks like an outstanding young man from a well-educated family.
The premise is that this guy didn't use a white towel as a scarf, hang it solemnly around his neck, and fold it in a pattern.
Wang Lin covered his face and walked away... Nima, I have never been so embarrassed in my life!
When Qi Lie knew that these demons used the distributed towels as various special items, he was not as painful as Wang Lin, so he just waved his hand and gave each person an extra three yuan... These white towels were originally civilian items, if they could be used to buy people's hearts... Uh, not to mention the devil's heart, it would be much easier.
Surrendering the devil's real name is the first step in submission, but it does not mean that the surrendered devil will share honor and disgrace with the superior. If there is no contract signed, and the superior cannot share life, there will still be worries about being absorbed as a tonic sooner or later... …And contracts from superiors are limited. It is impossible for a demon lord like Dali, the Immortal King, to conclude a contract with all the more than [-] great demons under his command, let alone a demon king who owns an entire demon world?
Most of the subordinates were either killed by the firepower of the earth or became the belly of His Majesty the Demon King. The power that the Immortal King Dali has worked hard for hundreds of years has demolished half of the country in less than an hour. He knew that handing over his knee...well, handing over his real name would not guarantee his life, and he really had no other choice—even if he ran away, what would happen to his two old opponents who had fought against him for hundreds of years? Did he just sit back and watch his strength weakened and slip away to another place to make a comeback?
When the red moon slowly rose from the grassland in the west, Dali, the Immortal King who was sitting in the human camp with a disheveled face, felt lost, aggrieved, depressed, and complicated beyond words.Your Majesty doesn't want cannon fodder, so he has to disband those middle-level demons that have been cultivated with great difficulty. Your Majesty needs useful combat power, so the great demons he has worked so hard to subdue are all sitting near him in humanoid form. ... Sadly, there are only a dozen or so left.
Great demons are very rebellious, and it takes a lot of effort to win over a big demon Dali, especially since he is not a native of this world, but a lich who has fallen from another material plane. In one point, it is naturally inferior to other lords... Most of the manpower gathered after hundreds of years of hard work has entered the stomach of the devil, and the remaining soldiers are likely to fill the greedy hell flower that one day. The Bottomless Pit—after all, His Majesty never asked the other people's real names—Dalley was so overwhelmed that he couldn't breathe at all, even though liches didn't need to breathe at all, since they are all undead, they still need to breathe...
Qi Lie opened a can of fruit and handed it to Xiao Qiao. The other party looked at him vigilantly, stretched out his dark hand to take the can, first sniffed the smell, and then carefully dipped his finger into the sugar water in the can He "licked" it with his tongue, then his eyes glowed, and he started to eat the canned oranges with a unit price of [-] yuan in both hands.
The trick of taming the beast was really good, Qi Lie calmly winked at the medical soldier behind him, and the medical soldier immediately took two steps forward, squatting next to Xiao Qiao who was sitting cross-legged on the ground eating canned food, and took out a flashlight to check the opponent The almost fully healed wound on the abdomen.
Of course, the demons also have the concept of wearing clothes... It's just that the demon world has been fighting and has not developed any decent processing skills.For example, Dali, the Immortal King, wore the brown robe he wore when he fell, and also hung some decorations that flowed from the material plane through various channels.His subordinates have the blessing of his lord, although their clothing styles are very chaotic, at least they all have a relatively complete set of outfits.In comparison, Xiao Qiao, the King of the Plains who has been playing wild all the time, is rather embarrassing. In human form, she has an animal skin skirt to hide her ugliness, and she will "show" her buttocks when she moves a bit or sits down. Not too skinny, probably 1.6 meters tall...
The medical soldier marveled at Xiao Qiao's resilience and strong physique, rubbed his fingers against the new skin a few times, and couldn't help laughing: "Oh, Battalion Commander, this guy is not black, but dirty. yes?"
Hearing this, Qi Lie bent down and looked down, the freshly healed skin on Xiao Qiao's abdomen made his eyelids twitch: "I'll go... how many years does this guy have to not take a bath to get so dirty?" .”
"Pump water for them to wash? It's a pot to eat, I think it's a bit..." The medical soldier glanced at a group of dejected demons not far away. Don't worry about poison."
"Okay, take out the high-pressure water gun, rinse it first and then scrub it thoroughly." Qi Lie said immediately, he didn't mean to love cleanliness, but he was so dirty that his skin color could change. He couldn't help but take a few steps back, "Well, let's take care of the food first, and the temper should be better when the stomach is full."
The camp was set up on a flat ground with a small earth slope to keep out the wind. The field kitchen car of the cooking team was parked in the downwind place. Slicing off the Sphinx half with the chainsaw...
"My god, I've never seen such a good quality of beef in my life, so firm!" A soldier in the cooking class exclaimed.
"It's just that the fishy smell is a bit strong, so we need to add more ginger and garlic to remove the fishy smell. Well, we need to add some old wine." Soldier B of the cooking team thought about it.
"This meat has not been bled, and it must taste bad if you don't soak the blood in salt water before cooking." C, a soldier in the cooking class, added.
A few soldiers who silently helped carry the meat: "..."
"Is this really edible? Why do I think it's a bit scary." Warrior A quietly.
"The battalion commander said that we don't eat, we eat military rations, who knows if people eat these things here will cause accidents?" Soldier B whispered, "Give these to them, they are a bunch of big eaters, we brought them The military rations cannot afford it.”
Needless to say, the technology of the cooking class, but the cooking class will definitely not pay attention to any details. What people pursue is fast and efficient, and can effectively supplement nutritional consumption, so the cut Sphinx meat is simply After cleaning, marinating and removing the fishy smell, you can put it directly into the pot. Don’t expect too complicated cooking. It’s good to serve you all four dishes of boiling, stewing, frying and deep-frying.
Boil, thin slices, add spicy and spices, and you can deal with it in a big pot; stew, it is the classic dish of beef stew with potatoes; needless to say, stir-fry, there are no vegetables anyway, just cooked it; deep-fried, it is cut into strips and coated with a layer of starch Put it in the pot, and add more flavor to the tomato sauce.
Such a simple and crude cooking method, if the delicate foodies see it, they may hide their faces and walk away, or ask the chef to trouble them to grab a spoon and come in person, because they can’t stand the spoiling of such a high-quality "beef"... But since the guests facing these rough foods are demons who have hardly eaten anything good, the reaction is completely different.
When soldier A of the cooking class waved the shovel-like spatula vigorously and turned the stir-fried beef cubes in the iron pot the size of a water tank, the fragrance that permeated the air even against the wind caused the camp to be affected by His Majesty the Demon King. The attention of the demons who are coercing and squatting obediently together with "excessive power"; including Xiao Qiao, who can't help "licking" her lips and reminiscing about the taste of canned oranges in syrup, all the new recruits are staring at the busy The cooking class is full of confusion.
Of course, the demons have a sense of taste, but the world has been in chaos for tens of thousands of years, and there is no relatively large area that can maintain peace and stability for a long time. Naturally, there is no chance to produce superfluous things other than fighting and survival. "Culture", the demons can feel the taste of the stir-fried beef cubes piled up with spices is extremely attractive, but they have no concept of food at all...
"——What exactly is this smell?" Lich Dali had this thought in his mind. The smell was blown far away by the night wind, and the smell that could be smelled was very faint, but it was so faint that he had never smelled it before. The smell made Lich Dali feel that he was attracted to him... He couldn't help but tilt his body slightly in that direction, hoping to smell the smell more clearly; when he realized this When he broke out in a cold sweat, he sneaked a look at a place a little farther away, and His Majesty, who was resting under the service of humans, was relieved when he saw that the other party didn't notice his gaffe; it was just the doubts in his mind. Still not getting an answer, Dali still couldn't help looking at the group of humans who were busy in the mist and kept emitting a strange fragrance.
The aroma of fried vegetables is more irritating than the self-heating military rations, but they still have something in common. Xiao Qiao, who ate a lot of free food from the special warfare camp, suddenly recalled the food that these humans gave him during the day, and suddenly couldn’t sit still Stopped, eyes shining, mouth salivating, drifting towards the cooking class like a wandering soul...
Lich Dali and the dozen or so big demons crowding around him watched Xiao Qiao, who was drooling and drifting towards the source of the smell, and was caught up by a human from behind and kicked down just as he walked halfway...
"What do you want to do, do you understand that people who disturb the chef's cooking have no food to eat?" Wang Lin wrapped his hands in a tissue and carried Xiao Qiao back, cursing. He also thought it was dirty...
"Is that for me to eat? Is that for me to eat?" Xiao Qiao, who was being carried away, was actually dishonest and kept asking.
"If you are obedient, you will be able to eat. If you are not obedient, not only will you not be able to eat, but you will have to be eaten." Wang Lin dismissed Xiao Qiao to Jin who was sitting idly by and watching the fun, "Take good care of him and don't let him cause trouble. , Delaying Brother Di's dinner is killing someone."
Only then did Jin realize that the dishes cooked by the human chef were about to enter the mouth of His Majesty the Demon King, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he crushed Xiao Qiao to death.
The people in the Special Operations Battalion silently watched the scene where Wang Lin dragged Xiao Qiao away, and the political commissar of the battalion whispered to Qi Lie rather strangely: "Is it because Minister Wang of the Material Security Department is particularly strong in fighting power or is it that the demons are weaker when they transform into humans?" , that King of the Plains carried him like a rabbit?"
Qi Lie tilted his mouth towards the direction where Uncle Dilias was sitting: "Look at that one who looks weak."
The battalion political commissar immediately shut his mouth tightly.
"These demons, don't look stupid, they are all smart." Qi Lie said in a low voice, "The King of the Plains is not afraid of Minister Wang, but the one... who believes in Minister Wang."
When soldier A of the cooking class cooked a pot of stir-fried diced beef and replaced it with another pot, soldier B of the cooking class also tasted the stewed beef with potatoes. The strong aroma surged towards the camp fiercely...
Jin has been in the property security department for a while, and the Chinese people who eat and drink have not lost him, so Jin can not only sit still, but also dutifully hold down the excited Xiao Qiao; Lich Dali and others People don't have this concentration, and they all tilt their bodies towards the direction of the cooking class. They obviously don't know what the smell is, but they can't control the saliva in their mouths...
At the speed of the cooking class, it took more than half an hour to cook more than one ton of sphinx meat at one time, and this is usually more than 30 minutes in the blink of an eye. It became a tug-of-war of willpower, Lich Dali and a group of demons moved their buttocks several meters towards the direction of the cooking class, and Xiao Qiao, who was pinned to the ground, was able to move with only two hands under the excitement. Under Jin's feet, two pits where trees can be planted were dug out... Qi Lie and the battalion political commissar did not dare to be careless, for fear that something would happen if these guys became irrational, and even conceded that the fort of the chariot was aimed at this side...
Finally, the dinner was cooked, Qi Lie hurriedly asked people to satisfy the supply from Dilias first, and then gave these demons washbasins (correctly) to let them learn to wait in line for food.Wang Lin translated the meaning of letting the Lich Dali and others get food, and the demons were still quite surprised... After all, the rules of the demon world, the captives do not care about the food when they enter the camp, and anyone who wants to eat has to eat by himself Think of a way, until the surrender time is long enough to convince the superiors that they will not run away and betray, then they will be given food.
"Maybe these people don't understand the rules of the demon world at all?" Lich Dali looked at his subordinates with such thoughts, and tried his best to hide his joy with a sullen face, and everyone obeyed the arrangement honestly...Stupid Just to remind people of the rules of the devil world!
A group of well-behaved demons hugged the stainless steel washbasin and cooked vegetables. This kind of picture was unprecedentedly beautiful and unbelievable. Anyway, Wang Lin took out his mobile phone to shoot secretly after completing the translation task.When he finished taking the sneak shot and saw Qi Lie holding up his cell phone, he suddenly realized that this person was actually not that old-fashioned.
Qi Lie: "..." Minister Wang, what kind of muscle is this cramping again?
Let's talk about the demon team, the leader is Xiao Qiao, who is doing his part. Anyway, this guy has never surrendered to the immortal king Dali before, and he has no sense of humility. He has a basin of mixed four-color cuisine. After walking two steps away, I couldn't wait to eat with my hands and mouth, my face was so dark that I couldn't see the original color of my skin, showing a full of intoxicated expression... It is true that the cooking method of the cooking class is very simple and rude, but The spices are enough~ the taste is standard enough~ the meat of Sphinx is strong enough and mellow~
The second ranked Lich Dali was a necromancer in the material world, and he was more particular about etiquette than the native demons. He didn't care about his manners when he was spooning diced beef, he threw the spoon away and grabbed it with his hands, the fierce eating, the serious and nervous expression, and the hand that couldn't stop grabbing the vegetables, it seemed that he was not eating but fighting Same.
Even the lords who had never been hungry had this reaction, not to mention the other demons. At first they still stood nearby to eat with the washbasin in their arms. While eating, he used vigilant eyes to guard against other people, and the speed of eating was faster than the other. The posture seemed to be afraid that others would finish eating before him and would steal his share...
The soldiers of the special warfare battalion stared dumbfounded at this group of demons who behaved like wild beasts protecting their food. They all lowered their heads to look at the self-heating rations in their hands, and then at the row of fragrant cauldrons. The sound came and went.
"Don't be tempted, it's the meat of a monster." The political commissar of the battalion hurriedly helped everyone, "You see, the cooking team is cooking with masks and protective clothing, so I'm afraid it will be poisonous." After a pause, he continued Added, "Everything they eat is so delicious, and the food they give to the army is also like this."
Everyone, think about Xiao Qiao's demeanor during the day when he ate self-heating fried rice... silently accepted the persuasion of the battalion political commissar.
"Uh... Political Commissar, Battalion Commander." A soldier from the cooking class leaned over shyly, "Well... just now I habitually tried salt and light, and took a bite."
"Hiss..." Qi Lie gasped, "Hurry up and check with the medical soldiers, why are you so uncontrollable?"
The soldier obediently rolled up his sleeves and asked the medical soldier to draw blood, with a serious expression on his face: "I just didn't pay attention for a while... I'm used to it. It doesn't smell bad when you eat it, and it's quite delicious. It's chewy."
Wang Lin was originally eating with Dilias, and it was impossible not to notice the commotion caused by the soldiers of the cooking class who were used to testing dishes. When he came over to listen to a few words, he suddenly couldn't laugh or cry: "Battle Commander Qi, haven't I told you that we can eat this meat, it's not poisonous or sick, there's no need for such a big battle, I've eaten a lot just now."
"You said that?" Qi Lie was stunned.
"That's right, I mentioned the Sphinx beef flavor, can I mention this if you eat it?" Wang Lin pointed to Jin, "When Jin was a big devil, he met human beings and raised them for a while, so he fed them. Sphinx meat, later on, the human didn’t eat to death, but died of scurvy due to lack of salt and vitamins. The plants here are called untouchable, and most of the plants in the devil world are poisonous.”
Jin could understand the pronunciation of his name in Huaxia, the gentleman ate the beef with restraint and nodded this way.
Qi Lie slapped his thigh, with a firm look on his face: "Add more vegetables!"
When the demons finished the first pot and stared at the others, they were stopped by the soldiers of the cooking class, who gestured to him to cook again. After figuring out that they were not only given a pot but were full, the demons revealed ’ with happy smiles, no longer being wary of each other, and even getting together to discuss which dish is the best when eating the second pot...
More than 2000 people in the special battle camp of more than 900 catties of sphinx meat wiped out at most [-] catties. This sphinx meat is really strong. No matter how good the appetite is, it is a big deal to lose half a catty; The rest of Dilias ate about [-] catties by himself. When he finished eating, the soldiers of the Special Operations Battalion who had already eaten their own food directly regarded him as a rarity for watching live broadcasts... With Dilia's jewels in front, Jin, Xiao Qiao, Lich Dali and a dozen other big demons worked together to kill more than a thousand catties, which was nothing. A group of humans didn't even give a surprised look.
The so-called dinner table diplomacy never fails. After such a full dinner, even the resentful Lich Dali became a lot more docile. The soldiers of the health team dragged out the high-pressure water guns to make the demons strip off their clothes and stand in a row for cleaning and disinfection. I didn't have any opinions at the time, and I cooperated very much...
Use the shallow groundwater pumped out by the pump on the truck to wash this group of guys who haven’t bathed for many years, and then use hot water to scrub, disinfect, and deworm the body surface...the health team and the battalion commander Qi and other officers who came to help It took more than three hours to clean up these guys, and the sewage from the scrubbing was drained, and a large piece of the ground was blackened...
In the early morning of the next day, Wang Lin, who was assigned to an independent tent with the convenience of Dilias, yawned, and when he got out of the tent, he saw a handsome black-haired boy standing nearby holding a white The towel couldn't stop stroking, the movements were as gentle as if he was touching the back of his lover's hand; Wang Lin, who was not yet awake, passed by this handsome young man with big eyes, and walked several steps away before suddenly Turning around, he looked at this young man who looked at most sixteen or seventeen years old, fair-skinned, beautiful (...), delicate and pleasant from head to toe with a look of astonishment.
The boy finished touching the white towel with fascinated eyes, folded the towel clumsily, and stuffed it carefully into the 07-style general-purpose camouflage training uniform that was obviously one size larger. ...
"...Little Qiao?" Wang Lin called out tentatively.
The King of the Plain showed horror, as if he had just realized that Wang Lin was nearby, and immediately covered his chest where the towel was hidden with his hand nervously: "I, this is my thing!"
"It turns out that you are not from Africa... why are you hiding the towel?" Wang Lin said with the corner of his mouth twitching.
The King of the Plains looked firm: "This is mine!"
"..." Wang Lin turned his head and left with blind eyes. He didn't want to get to know a guy who stole a facial mask at all.
With a sore face, Wang Lin walked towards the place where the hot water was provided by the cooking team, and saw a guy with long hair that didn't match the military style standing there with his back turned to him. After looking at the "camouflage" uniform for a few seconds, he slowly moved around from the side and looked at the opponent's face.
"Your Excellency Wang Lin." Lich Dali bowed slightly, the demon lord had more winks than Xiao Qiao, that disobedient guy.
Wang Lin: "..." He stared silently at the position of Dali's collar, glanced, and then glanced again.
Lich Dali is not as exaggerated as Xiao Qiao, and is so dirty that he can't even see his true colors, but after thorough cleaning and disinfection and a new suit (although it is a camouflage uniform), he still looks more energetic. If it weren't for this guy being an undead lich after all, and his skin color is similar to the zombies in Chinese people's cognition, then forcibly ignoring this guy's eyes without pupils, only the whites of his eyes, and his skin without blood, these two things are not pleasing to the eye In terms of his temperament, he really looks like an outstanding young man from a well-educated family.
The premise is that this guy didn't use a white towel as a scarf, hang it solemnly around his neck, and fold it in a pattern.
Wang Lin covered his face and walked away... Nima, I have never been so embarrassed in my life!
When Qi Lie knew that these demons used the distributed towels as various special items, he was not as painful as Wang Lin, so he just waved his hand and gave each person an extra three yuan... These white towels were originally civilian items, if they could be used to buy people's hearts... Uh, not to mention the devil's heart, it would be much easier.
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