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When Bai Shi went online, the editorial group was discussing the most recent hot topic - the cheating ending of the series of driving crazy otaku.

There are several reasons why some nerds like to read stallion novels: one is that the protagonist wears the skin of a grassroots, and keeps stepping on the face of the rich second generation and the second generation, which is quite satisfying; second, the protagonist will dominate the world, After torturing countless cannon fodder, let anyone die if you want to die; the third is girls, girls, girls, all kinds of girls, and you can sleep casually without spending money, so don't be too refreshing!

Most of the endings mentioned in the post that drove the otaku crazy were due to deviations from the above points.

The ones that can be on the list here are not the kind of stupid articles that are illogical and pretend to be X based on the protagonist's halo, but have a plot, three views, highlights, and younger sisters... But in the end, the otaku was forced Crazy Stallion.

The new writers in the group chatted enthusiastically: "Look at this article, the protagonist has never found a girlfriend, but finally appeared at the wedding!"

Everyone hadn't seen it yet, so they asked casually: "The author didn't mention the specific girl, and it's over here, so it's on the list?"

"No, he is here to attend my sister's wedding, the groom is not him, what the hell is that beautiful sister married someone else, I'll wipe it!"

Everyone: "..."

"The article on the list was also written by him. At the end, the girl confessed to the protagonist!"

Everyone hesitated: "And then?"

"Then the protagonist said that he only considered her as a friend, and that he didn't want to get married for the time being when his good brother died. The younger sister said she understood, and left sadly, so the full text is over, shit!"

Everyone: "..."

Bai Shi watched them chatting with a calm expression on his face.

He is an internet writer who has spent two or three years in the domineering world where there are so many talented people, and he is considered a little famous now.

Domineering Tianxia is rich in stallion essays, so his writing is naturally of this type, but his essays have a characteristic, that is, although there are a lot of beautiful girls, the protagonist's harem is never larger than one.

Unfortunately, he wrote the two articles mentioned above.

He calmly closed the dialog box, glanced at the readers, and clicked on it.People here are also discussing the post, and because they follow it from beginning to end, they are simply irritable.

Everyone howling, shit friend!The word friend is the most annoying!Also, why don't brothers get married when they die?Is there a necessary connection? !I found the author to be a little sloppy!

Bai Shi looked at them rolling, thinking that I would tell you that this is because the author is gay, and in his eyes, most girls are the protagonist's girlfriends?Of course, he knew that he couldn't say this, otherwise he would definitely be chopped up, so he could only sigh with emotion, opened the post bar silently, and looked at the reader YY's BL Tongrenwen, and was immediately moved, the eyes of the masses are really sharp!

He read it with gusto, when he saw an unfamiliar discussion group suddenly appear in the lower right corner, he couldn't help but click on it, and found that it was a writer in the editorial group.These people are quite famous, and they have a good relationship with him. They should have been diving just now, and now there is something wrong with bringing him here. He asked: "What?"

There are five people in the discussion group, one of them is not online, and the rest are typing frantically.

Bai Shi understood. The three of them lived in the same city, and they all felt that their writing environment was not good, so they rented an apartment together. To commemorate this important day, they decided to write an article together, so they brought in another Two people acted as staff officers, and Bai Shi was one of them.

He is not clear about their specific division of labor, copyright and profit sharing, but since the joint paper has been decided, they should have been discussed.

"Very good, what do you write?"

"Interstellar text, the protagonist manipulates the top-level mechs to traverse the universe and kill all directions!"

"There are various planets, various races, and various girls!"

"Yes, all kinds of girls!"

Bai Shi knows that according to their urination, they will definitely write all types of beauties they like, so the protagonist's harem will be quite large. In other words... is it really useful?Even if it can be used, isn't it afraid of exhaustion and death?

"Well, then?"

The three people over there were very excited and began to discuss the general background and setting.

The protagonist lives on a remote planet. In this world where mechas are rampant, mecha masters are very popular and respected professions. However, mechas have certain requirements on the level of genes and spiritual power, so not everyone can be controlled.

The planet attaches great importance to the selection of talents, and has specially built a youth academy. Every year, ten-year-old children in the jurisdiction are tested. As long as they meet the requirements, they can enter the school. After several years of training, they are recommended to enter the military academy in the galaxy where the planet is located. With excellent grades, he is expected to be admitted to the Royal Military Academy in the future, with a bright future.

The story begins with this test.

"The protagonist's starting point should not be too high, so that there will be a lot of room for future development. By the way, shall we let him pass?"

Several people discussed for a while, and decided to let the protagonist be eliminated, because the things learned after being selected are all the same, which is not interesting, and they want the protagonist to find another way.Several people hesitated between the big family and the small family, and initially positioned the protagonist in the big family.

"This planet is not prosperous. His family is considered big here. Compared with the outside world, it is small. It meets the conditions of low background and low starting point. The protagonist is a waste child of the family. He was ridiculed by his brothers since he was a child. This time to test his ability Brother passed, he didn't, and was ridiculed again, so he ran away from home and gradually became stronger. A few years later, the main city held a mecha competition, and several of his brothers also participated, and they were abused by him. See , there is cannon fodder."

The rest of the people agreed, and then asked Bai Shi what he thought.

Bai Shi didn't have a good impression of this playful protagonist, so he typed slowly: "Your readers are a vast number of grassroots nerds, do you want them to have a stronger sense of involvement?"

"so?"

"So the protagonist is from a grassroots background. He lives in a small village and earns a living by doing odd jobs at the nearby garbage dump. There are discarded mecha parts in it, which makes him very familiar with these since he was a child. There are a few relatively wealthy families in the village. Children often bully him, they passed the test, but the protagonist failed." Bai Shi looked at the screen, quite satisfied.

The other side was silent for two seconds: "...This is too miserable, it's a grass root among grass roots!"

The three of them quickly vetoed it, but they lowered the size of the family a little, at least they were no longer rich.Bai Shiben was just talking casually, so naturally he had no objection.Several people then began to discuss other settings and plot trends.

Bai Shi, this person has no other shortcomings except that he is occasionally a little mean-spirited and likes to complain. Now that he has been brought in as a staff officer, he dutifully looks at the dialog box and offers some pertinent suggestions from time to time.For example, it is written by three people, each of them has a different style, and if one is not careful, the protagonist will still look cold today, but will start to smile evilly at people tomorrow, like a psychopath, so small actions and habits need to be set in advance , it is best to have a once and for all solution.

The three said it made sense and asked him what his idea was.

Bai Shi knew that with their abilities, the problem would be solved quickly, so he began to talk cheaply: "It's easy, let's have facial paralysis."

"..."

The three felt that this was not powerful enough, so they set the character of the protagonist as indifferent. During this process, another staff officer happened to go online, asked the reason, and happily joined the discussion.Several people often hurt each other in the group, and the topic gradually drifted away. Fortunately, someone remembered that the protagonist hadn't been named yet, so he brought his attention back.

Bai Shi then started to talk meanly again: "What you guys chose is too uninspired, he is also the protagonist after all, you want to choose a name that people can remember after hearing it once, you know?"

Several people humbly asked for advice: "For example?"

Bai Shi: "Dug."

Several people:"……"

In the next second, the screen was filled with countless beating expressions.

Bai Shi sent a smiling face, returned to seriousness, threw a few normal names over, chatted with them for a while, then disconnected the code words, and called friends to go to the bar after the update.The style of this bar is small and fresh, he often comes to sit and sit, he met a handsome guy here before, and since then he has come more often, but he has not seen him again for several days.His friends all knew his purpose and patiently accompanied him.

"I didn't fall in love at first sight," Bai Shi said, "Everyone likes to see beautiful things, and I like them too. That doesn't mean I've fallen in love with him, understand?"

Everyone nodded. They chased Bai a lot, but he was very reserved about his relationship and never found a partner. Now that he was finally willing to pay a little attention to others, they naturally supported him.Seeing their sincere expressions, Bai Shi hummed in satisfaction.

Life is calm and smooth, I continue to code during my free time, and in my spare time, I hurt each other with the people in the group, and make some cheap suggestions, and then go to the bar to sit and sit, which is quite comfortable.

Unknowingly, more than half a month has passed, and the people in the group have already started to write.

During the daytime, just after the update, I received a call from my elder brother, and immediately went to greet him.He admired his elder brother since he was a child, and his elder brother always said that he should be polite. Even if he scolded others into scum in his heart and scolded him countless times, he had to maintain a good demeanor on his face. He had watched his elder brother for many years, and he deeply felt that it made sense , and gradually developed the habit of complaining inwardly.

The eldest brother has been working in other places. He was recently transferred to this city and planned to live with him for a while. He was naturally happy and pulled his eldest brother into the house. Then he saw that he had learned to cook after several years in other places, worshiped him again, and stayed with him We ate and chatted, and 10 minutes later, the sudden acute enteritis was taken to the hospital for water.

The eldest brother heard the doctor say that he had a bad stomach, and his expression was calm, as if he was not the culprit. He began to study the ward, and said gently: "This hospital is a bit interesting."

Bai Shi followed his gaze down and found a few words printed on the quilt cover: God loves the hospital, God cares for everyone.

The corner of his mouth twitched: "Who designed this word? Do you believe in God if you don't believe in your medical skills? It's unreliable at first glance." He paused, and when he realized that his elder brother was changing the topic, he turned his head hastily, "You also eat Now, why are you alright?"

The eldest brother was silent for half a second, still very calm: "I'm used to it."

Bai Shi: "..."

Is that still a human stomach?Can you poison me if you get used to it?After all, I'm your own brother, bastard!By the way, did you really not do it on purpose?

The eldest brother glanced at him: "You didn't scold me in your heart, did you?"

"……No."

The elder brother stroked his head: "Good boy."

It was already late at night when Bai Shi came back from the hospital, and a friend sent a text message saying that the handsome guy had appeared, but one had to be mentally prepared, he was accompanied by other men.He sighed, wondering why all good men were robbed by men, then replied that he couldn't go on, and turned on the computer to chat.

The group was discussing the villain, and when he saw him online, he asked him what he meant. Bai Shi was in a bad mood, and quickly said: "Any villain is either jealous of the protagonist for stealing his sister's paper, or he hates that he is talented and prevents him from dominating him." The road is really uncreative!"

"……what do you mean?"

"Do you want to write a different villain? Why does he kill the protagonist? Because the protagonist has many girls! Why is that? Because he loves the protagonist!" Bai Shi typed, "If you can't get it, destroy it. How crazy!"

He didn't think it was enough after finishing his speech, so he picked up some high-level clips from other places, replaced the people in them with the words "protagonist" and "villain", and sent them to poison them.

The other side was silent for half a second, and the screen was suddenly submerged in countless beating expressions.

Bai Shi joked with them for a while, turned off the computer, lay down on the bed, and fell into a deep sleep.

He was awakened by a noise, and he couldn't help but look up in surprise, and found that it was a place similar to a square, with a white building in front of it, with several golden characters written on it - Sowang College Office.

The fragments he saw in the group flashed across his mind.

——The huge white building is bathed in the morning sun, solemn and solemn, and the eye-catching "Sowang College Office" is golden, as if indicating boundless hope. People have already gathered around, and parents lead their children to line up long human queue.He looked up to the front, clenched his fists, and waited for the unknown test, but at this moment a mocking voice suddenly sounded: "Hey, look who this is, he really came to participate in the test."

"Hey, look who this is, actually came to take the test."

Bai Shi immediately came back to his senses, subconsciously looked over, and saw three children standing there, all with undisguised contempt in their eyes, he looked around and found that they were indeed talking about himself, he was stunned, what's going on? This is?

The three saw that he was silent, and one of them said, "This kind of idiot must be eliminated, it's too embarrassing to talk to him", then ignored him and went to the front to line up.

Bai Shi watched them go away, looked down at himself, and found that his body had shrunk and was dressed in tatters, so he was startled again, and was about to pinch his thigh, but suddenly felt someone pulling him, and couldn't help turning his head.

A child of the same age stood in front of him and asked worriedly, "God, are you alright?"

Bai Shi was silent for several seconds, maintaining his facial paralysis: "...are you calling me?"

"Yeah, what's wrong with you?"

Bai Shi: "..."

Damn, what's with this strong sense of foreboding? !