I really want to be a good person [Comprehensive Myth]

[-]. The husband and wife of the president in hell

One day, when Mu Ziyan was bored in the emergency department, Mamen walked in with two glasses of wine.

"You seem to be very free." Mamen smiled slightly, and raised the cup in her hand to Mu Ziyan.

Mu Ziyan nodded in a daze: "Of course, want to have a drink together?"

He noticed that one of the cups in Mammon's hands was bat's blood and the other was a Bloody Mary.

It's quite a gentle reception, Mu Ziyan thought, and reached out to take Bloody Mary: "Please sit down."

"It's been a long time since we sat face to face like this." Mamen was filled with emotion, at least it seemed right, he looked at Mu Ziyan and asked, "So...are you ready to get drunk?"

Mu Ziyan looked at Mamen suspiciously, and shook the cocktail in his hand slightly: "There is no addition, and this level of alcohol is not intoxicating."

"Wait and see." Mammon waved her hand, and a table suddenly appeared in front of her. The table was full of margaritas, and there were probably a hundred or so glasses after a rough count.

Mu Ziyan was dumbfounded, he drank his own glass of wine slowly and threw it back into the glass, half-complaining: "You are treating me like a wine barrel."

"How could it be..." Mamen smiled, and a gleam flashed in her eyes: "Don't ask for foreign aid."

Because I still want to use you, who is drunk, to do things that I can't do normally.

"Yes." Mu Ziyan pondered for a moment and smiled slightly. The moonlight slashed the cold blade lightly, drawing a clear line between the sip of wine: "Whoever gets drunk first will agree to a request from the other party."

Seeing that Mamen was unmoved, Mu Ziyan smiled and added: "Hell Mamen should not be troubled by such a small matter."

"I hate aggressive tactics the most, but... if Lucifer agrees to a request, maybe it's not too difficult." Mammon muttered, reaching out to pick up a cup.

"As you like." Mu Ziyan stared at Mamen for a moment, and said in a very good mood, while attacking the glasses of wine.

5 minute later.

"I kind of regret coming to drink with you now." Mammon complained, raising the next glass.

Mu Ziyan was unmoved.

10 minute later.

"Here, do you really want to drink all of these?" Mammon stared at the other party.

Mu Ziyan smiled slightly, like a general.

Two 10 minutes later.

There was still a stack of wine glasses in front of Mamen, and Mu Ziyan had already looked at him intently: "You have lost."

Mamen looked over with drunk eyes: "I'm not drunk yet."

"Really?" Lucifer, who entered the door at some unknown time, touched Mamen lightly, and Mamen fell to the ground.

"It seems that you have a really good drinking capacity." Lucifer looked at Mu Ziyan.

Mu Ziyan smiled slightly: "Using human wine is Mammon's mistake."

Lucifer lightly pecked Mu Ziyan's lips, and said with a faint smile, "Speaking of which, today seems to be your human's holiday."

"Oh no Lucifer..." Mu Ziyan complained, "If April Fool's Day is described as a human festival, wise people will feel insulted."

Lucifer was startled, and frowned slightly: "So serious?"

Mu Ziyan shook his head and smiled, "I'm joking."

"So, what are you going to ask Mammon to agree to?" Lucifer calmly turned his head to look at the drunk and unconscious Mammon.

Mu Ziyan held his chin and thought for a long time: "Do you want to take back the benefits?"

Let the greedy Mammon lose...

Lucifer smiled slightly: "He will probably go crazy."

Mu Ziyan glanced at Mamen sympathetically, and suddenly realized later: "Then what, you seem to be very willing..."

see this result.

"How could it be?" Lucifer's eyes darkened slightly, and he smiled meaningfully: "Compared to this, it is better to use other methods..."

Mammon woke up in darkness.

Everything around him looks like a cage, and soon, he realizes that something is wrong because he is wearing nothing...

Oh my god, thinking of the previous bet, Mamen immediately felt very painful.

"You have come to the fourth realm, my dear child." A deep voice said with a smile: "Obviously you have realized that you are now in a state of selflessness."

...No self means to be stripped naked, right?

"If you don't find your mate within two days, you will die a tragic death." The voice was gloating.

Mamen asked suspiciously, "Why should I believe such unbelievable remarks?"

"You have a thread in your neck, wait for it to spread to your heart, and you..."

The voice gradually decreased.

Mamen looked at it with a glimmer of light in the darkness... Nima actually exists!

There really is! ! !

Immediately, the whole god is not well, okay, it almost became crazy!

Mu Ziyan put down his hands and looked at Lucifer: "How do you feel?"

"Will he really find a partner?" Lucifer asked in a slightly better mood.

Mu Ziyan suppressed a smile: "What creature do you think... he will fall in love with?"

Within the field of vision, there are only various ferocious animals——

Jackals, tigers and leopards can't be more.

Lucifer silently covered his face: "I wronged him."

"The time is one day, let him out after April 4st." Mu Ziyan smiled slightly, watching the show with folded arms.

Lucifer silently lit a piece of wax for Mamen, and then took Mu Ziyan to the bedroom.

No matter what day it is, life is very happy!

At this moment, Mammon was frowning at the animals.

When Lucifer and Mu Ziyan came to the Fourth Realm before, they obviously didn't think there were so many wolves, tigers and leopards here. At that time, they watched the surveillance anyway!At least there were demon cultivators here at the time!

What is going on now?

Mammon seriously thought about the possibility of being soft and stubborn after returning home, and then knelt down silently.

Mu Ziyan may still be useful, but for Lucifer...

Mammon trembled silently, it would be too bad if the expenses were cut.

Mammon, known for being greedy, would never do such a stupid thing.

His gaze extended to the group of ferocious animals in despair, and he couldn't help but slapped the leopard away at the moment it pounced on it!

Nima, I really can't do it!

What the hell is this!

"Here, a gift for April Fool's Day." Lucifer, who was used to giving gifts during the holidays, leaned against the bed and handed over a small package with one hand.

Mu Ziyan was startled, looked up, and jokingly said with a smile: "So... this is a gift from a fool?"

"You can open it and have a look." Lucifer was unmoved at all, with a very calm expression.

Mu Ziyan was pregnant with 1000 million pieces and opened them carefully, although... Lucifer's temperament is unlikely to cause any trouble, but this is an April Fool's gift after all!Just thinking about it makes me feel very dangerous!

In the next second, a smaller box appeared inside. The small and exquisite box grew slowly in Mu Ziyan's hands, and finally turned into the same exquisite package as the previous one!

……

"Where did you learn it from?" Mu Ziyan raised his head and found that Lucifer had disappeared at some point.

At the same time, the door was locked from the outside, and there seemed to be something wrong with the kick. Mu Ziyan muttered and continued to unpack the box.

Another small box.

Take it apart, the little box; take it apart, the little box...

After dismantling and dismantling, it is still a small box in the end.

The moment he was about to give up, Mu Ziyan felt the small box in front of him move slightly!

Although the movement was very subtle, Mu Ziyan could feel it!

He carefully opened the last layer of packaging, and the next second he was stunned in place.

A little golden retriever is sleeping soundly, its calf is kicking gently, it is simply "outrageous" cuteness.

It has a rose on its body, and a note with Lucifer-style cool curlicues on it: "Happy April Fool's Day, Ziyan."

This really is the best April Fools gift ever!

Mu Ziyan picked up the little golden retriever, rubbed the wet little nose of the golden retriever on Mu Ziyan's body, and looked over with big watery eyes.

This movement and eyes were so cute that his liver trembled, Mu Ziyan immediately forgot the fact that the door was locked, and teased the golden retriever very happily!

At the same time very moved!

I didn't expect Lucifer to still remember what I said so long ago, it's really unscientific!

A day is actually quite long.

During the period, Lucifer came in and gave Mu Ziyan a steak meal, and at the same time exchanged a super satisfying kiss.

During the period, Mocher brought Golden Retriever dog food and fed the little guy a bag of milk, even though Golden Retriever spilled it unceremoniously.

During the period, Lucifer and Mu Ziyan fought on the bed for [-] rounds, and the golden retriever watched the whole process carefully...

In any case, the vigorous day of April Fool's Day passed like this.

Everyone is having fun!

At midnight, Mu Ziyan fell into a drowsy sleep, Lucifer tiptoed over, locked the door silently, then turned around and gently embraced Mu Ziyan, his movements were very gentle.

The golden retriever who woke up from sleep glanced at him, then turned his head to look at his master who was sleeping peacefully, then climbed onto the bed with great effort and lay down next to Mu Ziyan.

Well, it's warm.

There seems to be something wrong...

In his sleep, Mu Ziyan turned over silently, and hugged the little golden retriever happily.

Lucifer, who was left out in the cold, opened his arms silently, then retracted silently.

Tuyan seems to be competing for favor with the golden retriever, so Mamen must not be let out!

Standard anger.

Mamen hugged a leopard and burst into tears: "Let me out, I actually like this leopard very much, really, look..."

Nima's red line is almost to the heart, so it's so urgent!

I even felt the feeling of my heart being oppressed!

For God's sake, no one cares about me.

Nima, am I going to die, Nima, I seem to be dying!

It's really bad for Mu Ziyan and Lucifer.

April Fool's Day or something, it's really too bad! ! !

[-]. The cool couple

if... just say if...

One day Zeus woke up and found that beside him was not Hades, but a black bear.

The story begins vigorously from here——

After parting ways with Lucifer, Muziyan and Xingxing, to be honest, Zeus always felt that he was being tricked.

Fortunately, this is not a big deal, if you are fooled, you will be fooled, and you will be entangled like a resentful woman for no reason.

But now, Zeus felt that he couldn't calm down anymore.

It's okay for Nima to be suppressed by Hades, but what does it mean to have a black bear staring at her side? !

Zeus waved to the black bear to drive him away, and the black bear snorted very calmly.

Still so ignorant!It is very unscientific!

Zeus was very angry, stared at the black bear for three seconds, reached out and patted the black bear on the head.

This time, the fat black bear simply lay down beside Zeus, its lazy appearance somewhat similar to that of a satiated Hades.

Zeus sighed and put up with the new large pet.

After walking a few steps outside, Zeus realized that the black bear had no intention of following, so he simply walked forward leisurely with his hands behind his hands.

"Have you seen Hades?" Zeus asked the guard next to him.

The guard looked blank: "The king has never come out."

and so……

and so……

Zeus turned to another guard next to him: "Have you seen Hades?"

"The king really hasn't come out before!" The guard burst into tears, why did I have to emphasize the fact that our king is getting more and more stupid over and over again?

Obviously playing because of the arrival of the God King!

Zeus took a deep breath and confirmed a belief.

It's over, Hades has really become the black bear.

This is really too bad.

Zeus stared at the black bear in fear, the black bear looked back calmly, and then fell down silently.

Zeus turned his head silently, and shed tears of sympathy for himself. Well, being with Hades reluctantly is enough to be a fool, but now it becomes being with a black bear!

Pity the queen who was exiled.

Zeus sat in front of the black bear with tears streaming down his face, and stretched out a hand——

The black bear looked at him calmly for a moment, then stretched out his hands reluctantly to cover him.

Do you want to be so disgusted!If you really become a black bear in the future, it should be because I despise you very much!

But speaking of it, maybe there is still a way...

Thinking of this, Zeus immediately pulled up the black bear, even put a collar around his neck maliciously, and led the black bear to open the barrier gate.

So, a moment later, before Michael, who was busy with everything, appeared the God King and... a black bear.

"I'm serious Michael, I really hope you can do me a favor." Zeus was very earnest.

Michael's eyes twitched slightly: "You mean, let me kill this black bear?"

As an archangel, why are you so cruel?

Zeus was taken aback, and quickly protected the black bear: "No, no, this is Hades."

Michael was silent, and looked at Zeus with an idiot look. After a long silence, he shook his head and said, "Hell Mamen contacted me just now, and I hope I can help him prove that he is really in love with a leopard. You need me now." Do you prove the unswerving love between you and the black bear?"

It must not be used, and it will be scary to spread the word!

Zeus shook his head very seriously: "No Michael, but don't you really think he looks like Hades?"

Michael was silent for a moment, and then said politely: "God King, you may consider seeing an ophthalmologist."

After finishing speaking, he unilaterally closed the enchantment gate.

Zeus ate his nose and felt a lot of pressure. He leaned over to look at the black bear and complained: "What should I do? You really want to be a black bear forever."

The black bear flicked his hair, his expression was still very calm, very cool!Just like Hades!

For a happy life in the future, Zeus had no choice but to move on to the next goal.

Well, if Mammon and Leopard are in love, then hell must have a way——

Thinking of this, Zeus happily went to hell.

A moment later, Lucifer and Mu Ziyan, who were entangled, welcomed an unexpected guest: "Yo, I know you miss me very much!"

The door slammed shut, nearly knocking Zeus' nose flat.

Three minutes later, the door opened again, and Lucifer's face was unhappy: "What?"

Zeus smiled bitterly: "Hades has become like this. I heard that Mammon fell in love with a leopard, so I thought you might have a way..."

……

"Pfft." Mu Ziyan couldn't hold back his laughter, and turned his head away.

Lucifer said angrily: "The king of gods can also fall in love with a black bear, that's fine."

Maybe you can still fight the headlines, what a double win.

Zeus immediately felt that his whole body was not very good: "No, no, I didn't want him to become like this, so..."

"Are you sure this is Hades?" Mu Ziyan looked over, always feeling that something was subtly wrong.

"The Underworld doesn't know about the disappearance of Hades, and I think it's better not to make a big fuss." Zeus said with a serious face: "After all, there are many unruly people in the Underworld."

Even now, Zeus still favors Hades.

Lucifer sighed: "In this case, maybe you can share your experience with Mammon."

After finishing speaking, he unilaterally closed the door, holding back his stomachache from laughing.

"Actually, you can laugh out loud. Really, you don't have to worry about your image so much." Mu Ziyan said calmly from the side.

Lucifer held back a few times, and successfully returned to the iceberg with a paralyzed face.

It's awesome.

"There is no doubt that Zeus has been tricked." Mu Ziyan sighed.

Lucifer turned his head calmly: "If Hades really turned into a black bear, no one would believe it."

"Is it true?" This kind of atavistic phenomenon is a little strange, not to mention turning into a black bear or something is simply insane.Mu Ziyan thought about the comparison between Hades and the black bear, and turned his head silently.

"Just kidding." Lucifer was extremely calm, his face still paralyzed.

...to be fooled by Lucifer.This is not scientific at all!

In the next second, Lucifer covered all of Mu Ziyan's thinking ability with a lingering kiss.

Very rascal, very domineering and cool.

Zeus sat opposite the exhausted Mammon with a sad face, and Mammon touched his heart with lingering fear: "What is the king of gods coming to me for?"

Don't tell me it's for me to fall in love with a black bear, Nima, let me cry for you, believe it or not.

Zeus looked at the black bear and choked out a sentence: "I heard that you are more experienced."

...that's enough.

"I've never liked a leopard, but at that time I had no choice but to be forced to grow a red line in my heart. If I don't stay with the leopard, I will die, so what do you want to ask?" !

Zeus was dumbfounded: "I don't seem to have said anything yet."

"That's right, what do you want me to do to the black bear?" Mammon raised eyebrows, very cool!

Zeus sighed: "Has the leopard returned to its original form?"

There must be no nonsense, but you came here to mock me on purpose!

Mammon immediately invited Zeus out of the door, and closed the door angrily: "Your Highness, I still have things to do. After all, I lost a lot of money yesterday."

Rejection or something, it has to be stress-free.

Zeus, who was thrown out again, was about to cry, so he hugged the black bear to express his relief, and then opened the barrier door to go back to the Hades.

The familiar bedroom was still empty. Before, Zeus was always annoyed by Hades' behavior, but now he suddenly missed someone's misbehavior.At least at that time, they were still together in the original way.

Instead of now, it's almost reproductive isolation...

"Are you going to live on the bed like this?" Zeus groaned, not letting go of the place beside the bed.

"Of course, Zeus, what else?" A familiar voice said.

Zeus jumped out of the bed immediately, and looked at the bear in horror: "You you you you can talk?"

...no reply.

Tut is indeed an illusion.

Zeus had to lie down on the bed.

"I feel that something is wrong with you today," came another voice, and the black bear yawned beautifully by the way: "What's wrong with you?"

...Help, Mama Black Bear, he spoke, and it was Hades' voice, damn it's scary!

Zeus wanted to burst into tears. Thinking that the black bear was Hades, he had to bear it silently: "Actually, you will benefit from your appearance in the future. If I get tired, I can ride you for a while."

"Zeus." This time it was not a hallucination, because a hand was placed on Zeus's shoulder accurately: "Are you okay?"

Hades looked worried.

I just went to your temple to help you deal with some things, and when I came back, I was besieged on all sides, okay?Basically, everyone is saying to me that something is wrong with Mr. Zeus.It's scary to think about it!

Zeus glanced at Hades, then at the black bear with a very cool expression, and passed out horribly, he was really hopeless!It is very embarrassing to give the title of God King!

So it really is still an illusion, which is really unscientific!

After a long time.

Zeus opened his eyes, looked at Hades lying beside him, and said quietly, "You have changed back?"

... Hades silently stepped aside and gestured to Zeus for the black bear under the bed.

The black bear still had the expression of dominating the world.

Zeus blinked, and heard Hades say: "Michael and Lucifer both told me today that you might be crazy." Hades obviously suppressed a smile: "They suspect that I abused you."

and so……

"It's a new pet I bought for you, how about it?" Hades looked at the black bear with a very calm expression, as if this was a very common thing.

What's wrong!

"For God's sake, my pet is a black bear!" Even if you want to buy a beast, you have to buy a unicorn!It's white and cute, how attractive it is!Zeus wall cracked objection.

Hades asked, "Don't you think he looks like me?"

tsk...

Can this kind of black history not always be mentioned?

It's just so sad.

"Zeus." Hades said affectionately.

Zeus looked at him calmly: "Yes."

"Happy April Fools' Day."

Leaning forward, a long and lingering kiss.

"Wait, Happy April Fool's Day so your black bear too..."

"It's better not to worry so much at a time like this?" The hand was slowly releasing something.

"Oh wait, you're the...uh..."

Happy April Fool's Day, my dear Zeus.