Star system feeding plan

"Mengmeng, why do you say that the main system is by your side?" Lin Anjing carried him out of the bathtub, took a dry towel and wiped his body, "Have you seen it?"

The little fat boy shook his head, pinched his hands in front of him, and pouted: "I have a feeling, Dad, do you think the main system will become someone and secretly spy on me? He is a thief."

Lin Anjing raised his eyebrows, put on a fluffy white pajamas for him, wiped his face with baby oil, and asked him, "Then you don't like the main system?"

"I like it. The main system treats me very well, but sometimes he can be bad and bad, always trying to bully me." As if thinking of something very depressing, the little fat boy pouted, "Originally, some tasks are You don’t need dad to do it, but he just wants dad to do it, he just wants me to be punished if dad fails to complete the task, he likes to see me make a fool of myself.”

"Oh? Didn't he just make you pee the bed once, and you've been holding grudges?" Putting on the bathrobe, Lin Anjing walked out with the sweet-smelling chubby boy in his arms, "What else did he plot against you?"

"Father, do you know how many tasks you have completed without knowing it?" The little fat boy put his finger on the center of Lin Anjing's eyebrows, and the completed tasks flashed in Lin Anjing's mind one by one.

Lin Anjing was taken aback, and looked at him speechlessly, "What do you mean doing four times in one day and completing the task within a week? What's the situation with the main system, should it be repaired?"

"I also think he might be broken." The little fat boy turned his head to look at the man who came over, and waved his hand: "Daddy, do you smell my fragrance?"

Yan Hao carried him over and kissed him, "Smells as good as your father."

"Then Daddy, can I sleep with you and Daddy at night?" The little fat boy's big eyes were watery, which was so touching.

"Okay." Yan Hao nodded lightly and carried the little fat boy to the bedroom first. Lin Anjing turned and went back to the bathroom to wash the clothes that the little fat boy changed by hand. After all, they are children's clothes, so it's better not to put them in the washing machine Washing is better, and he washes it by hand very quickly.

Yan Hao put the little fat boy on the bed and took the hair dryer on the bedside table to dry his hair. Recently, the young man was too busy, so the little fat boy was taken care of by him. Steady and fast, I have to say that this guy has also grown.

"Daddy, Dad, have you guys done sex work?" The little fat boy turned his face to look at him, lying on the man's lap, his two little fat legs were raised up and dangling behind him.

Yan Hao's face changed, and he pinched his fleshy little ears, "Who taught you to say this?"

It was the first time for the little fat boy to be asked such a serious question by a man. He wrinkled his nose and replied softly, "I read it in the book."

For the first time, Yan Hao felt that Lin Anjing had said the right thing, that this little guy should not be allowed to watch those messy things, it would be really bad for the child's education.

"Don't read those books in the future."

The little fat boy pursed his lips and nodded, thinking that his father's face was so scary.

……

The next day Lin Anjing went to film a movie, and the big and small stayed at home with nothing to do, the little fat boy came over with a thick book in English and stood still in front of the man, "Daddy, how do you pronounce this word? "

Yan Hao glanced at it, and whispered the words in a low voice with a slight hoarseness.

The little fat boy followed suit, and continued to read the book happily.

Yan Hao glanced at the title of the book, and deeply felt that the IQ of this little thing must have exceeded 300, and he might not be able to understand some of the professional words, yet he still read it with gusto.

"Who taught you English, Mengmeng?" After a while, Yan Hao asked.

The little fat boy raised his head to look at him, and squinted his eyes with a smile, "I've always been able to, Daddy, am I very good?"

"You're a bit too powerful." Yan Hao sighed, remembering what Lin Anjing said about the little fat boy, he couldn't help but believe it now.

Even a genius would not be so smart at the age of three.

One big and one small were talking, when Yan Hao's cell phone rang aside, he picked it up and connected it, a little surprised, "What's the matter?"

"Hey, brother, where are you?" Yan Ling's voice came from the receiver, very cheerful, but the background sound on that side was a bit noisy.

"I'm in N City." Yan Hao took the phone up to his eyes and looked at it, then swiped the screen a few times, "You came here?"

"That's right, brother, come and open the door for me!" Yan Ling's voice came and the doorbell rang at the same time.

The little fat boy hurried to open the door, and was quite surprised when he saw Yan Ling, "Little uncle?"

"Oh, baby, I miss me so much." He bent down and picked up the little fat boy, hugged him and kissed his cheek, "It's so soft."

"Little uncle, you stink." Raising his little hand to push his face, the little fat boy leaned back dissatisfied, "Daddy save me! Little uncle stinks!"

Yan Hao came over to take him back, and glared at the smiling Yan Ling dissatisfiedly, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm bored, you just happen to be here. The old man said he didn't want to watch me bother him, so I came over, and Brother Rui also said he would come." Yan Ling put the suitcase aside and turned to look at Yan Hao, and found him With a gloomy face, he hurriedly said, "I'll help you take care of the child!"

The little fat boy stared at him with rounded eyes.

Yan Hao raised his eyebrows, "Take the baby? I think you have to let Mengmeng take you to play." Turning around and walking in with the little fat boy, Yan Ling naturally followed.