Buddhist Evil Wife

Seeing him stop, Yin Jitian quickly continued his efforts and said, "You only need to turn your head and look into my eyes, and you can see that my eyes are full of your shadow, and even the gum secreted from the eyes is called Xiao Beiming." Shit!"

Fuck!

He didn't expect that he would be so sweet-talking!

Suddenly, there was a puff, and Beidou, who was standing aside, couldn't hold back his laughter when he heard Xiao Beiming's eyeballs!

The corners of Bei Ming's mouth could not be suppressed, and he was also annoyed and funny by his words, but the moment he turned around, the smile disappeared without a trace.

With a straight face, he said lightly: "You say these words very smoothly!"

Can you please?

Yin Jitian used to hear how his brother tried his best to please their mother-in-law, but he didn't expect it to come in handy now!

He looked at Bei Ming's calmed face, it seemed that using these words to coax a man was quite useful!

"That's what I say in my heart, it must be spoken smoothly!"

Beiming raised his eyebrows, apparently not believing his words, and asked, "Then who did you hear about the mortal world?"

If he knew who was talking about the small brothel and the brothel in front of Shantiden, he would definitely deal with that person after he returned!

"My master!"

Without even thinking about it, Yin Jitian pushed the void out as a shield!

Only by pushing the void out, can Beiming not expose his lies!

Bei Ming frowned when he heard that the person who mentioned the matter of Xiaowanyuan and the brothel was Elder Kong Kong!

However, Elder Kong Kong's behavior is indeed different from that of ordinary monks. Moreover, he has no rules in doing things, and he doesn't look like a master at all. It doesn't even make people wonder that Kong Kong will talk about brothels to his apprentices!

At this time, Bei Huai and Bei Ji walked back: "Master Ming, things are ready, and the door to the mortal world will be opened later!"

The disciple standing beside them walked up to Beidou with a tray.

On the tray, there were dozens of deposit gold ingots, a bag of broken silver, and a large stack of silver notes with larger denominations, specially for them to use in the mortal world!

"Master Ming, Mrs. Ming, this way please!" Bei Huai made a gesture of invitation to them!

Yin Jitian excitedly pulled Beiming and followed Beiji to the backyard.

In the hall of the backyard, a large group of monks in ordinary clothes gathered and were taking notes with the disciples of the Bei family.

The monks showed curiosity when they saw that the two chief stewards guarding the gate leading to the mortal world actually led the way for others.

Beiji led them to the underground passageway at the back of the hall. Standing on the passageway, they could see the endless stone corridor extending down through the luminous beads embedded in the stone wall.

When they came out of the stone corridor, after two cups of tea, their eyes suddenly opened up, and a huge circular platform suddenly appeared in front of them. Opposite the entrance was a towering stone gate with flower carvings.

On both sides of the gate, hundreds of disciples from the Bei family were patrolling and guarding, monitoring every move of the monks who had returned from the mortal world.

The stone gate is about ten feet wide, without a door panel, and there is only a golden-yellow line in the center that separates the mortal world from the cultivation world. At this time, there are countless monks going in and out of the two worlds.

Still ten feet away from the gate, Beiji and Beihuai stopped in their tracks: "Master Ming, Young Madam, we will send them here!"

Beiming nodded, and walked in directly pulling the golden light in the center of the Yinji Tianchao stone gate.

Before Yin Jitian could react, the scene in front of him changed, and he was already standing in the middle of a large courtyard. Then, the turbid space rushed towards him.

The disciple guarding the portal immediately shouted: "Cultivators who have come out of the realm of self-cultivation leave the portal quickly and don't block the way of others!"

"Let's go! Let's go shopping in the street!" Yin Jitian immediately pulled Beiming excitedly, and followed the monks who came out behind him to leave the mansion that only monks can enter and exit the cultivation world.

The four of them walked out of the alley of the mansion, and their goal was the bustling market!

Although it was not much different from the bazaar in the realm of comprehension, it finally made Yin Jitian feel a little popular!

He sighed, "It's still better in the mortal world!"

Bei Ming raised his eyebrows and said, "Is it so good in the mortal world?"

"At least in the mortal world, there is food and fun! Unlike the world of cultivation, where at a glance, the stalls are filled with either talismans, magic treasures, magic weapons, or medicine pills, even if you have a lot of spirit stones on your body. There is no place to spend!"

Beidou gave Yin Jitian a dark look.

The master has prepared everything for him, so naturally he doesn't need to buy it with flower spirit stones!

Bei Ming quickly grabbed Yin Jitian who was about to run to the small stall and said: "It's not early today, let's find an inn to rest and rest, and we will go shopping tomorrow after recharging our energy!"

Yin Jitian looked at the sun setting in the west, so he had no choice but to look away from the stall reluctantly!

At this time, a whisper came from the side: "Look, those two men are so handsome!"

Yin Jitian saw the five women quietly pointing towards them, the corners of their mouths raised slightly!

Everyone likes to hear good things, and he is no exception!

"Yes! Especially the man in the light green robe is extremely handsome, I have never seen such a beautiful young man before!"

Yin Jitian looked at Beiming who was wearing a light green robe beside him, and nodded in agreement in his heart!

"It's a pity, he's already married! Look, he's still holding a beautiful little girl by the hand!"

The corner of Yin Jitian's mouth twitched: "..."

Before they dared to love, they mentioned that the two men referred to Beiming and Xueshi!

"She is really blessed to be with such a handsome young master! However, that girl is indeed very beautiful, she looks like a fairy descending from the earth, and walking with that young master is a perfect match!"

There were more black lines on Yin Jitian's forehead than one, and when he passed by five women, he still heard them commenting on him as if he were a woman.

He deliberately lowered his voice and said to the five women: "I am a man!"

After finishing speaking, he specifically lifted Beiming's finger, placed it near his mouth and kissed it!

The five women froze!

Seeing this, Beidou held his forehead and moaned painlessly!

Bei Ming's indifferent black eyes flashed amused, and he embraced Yin Jitian intimately, and kissed him on the center of his brow fondly!

Seeing this scene, the five women woke up suddenly, as if they were avoiding the plague, they stepped back abruptly and shouted: "Duanxiu! These two men are actually Duanxiu!"

Their cries quickly attracted many people to point their fingers: "I didn't expect that two well-dressed men would have broken sleeves, and they would dare to openly hug each other in the street. It's really offensive, immoral!"

Yin Jitian: "..."

He forgot that the mortal world is different from the cultivation world, and people in the mortal world don't accept men being together!

More and more people gathered around the audience, suddenly, a small black shadow shot at Yin Jitian and them!

With quick eyes and quick hands, Beidou drew his sword and slashed at the black shadow.

Immediately, with a 'pop' sound, the contents inside the little black shadow splashed, and a few drops of liquid flew onto Yin Jitian's face.

Yin Jitian raised his fingertips and dabbed it on his face, then put it down to see that there was yellow liquid on his fingers, then put it under his nose and sniffed, and immediately smelled a faint fishy smell.

The corner of his eye twitched, it turned out to be egg yolk!

It's the first time someone has thrown an egg at such a big age!

Bei Ming's face was not very good-looking, and his black eyes were almost so cold that he would freeze to death!

The onlookers pointed at them and said more and more ugly words: "Shame on me!"

"Two big men are hugging each other, it's disgusting to see!"

Immediately afterwards, everyone threw the useless things in their hands to the sky and threw them over.

Beidou and Snow Lion moved quickly, and all the flying garbage was knocked down by the two of them!

Yin Jitian looked at the crowd full of righteous indignation and contempt, and suddenly, he narrowed his eyes, and the corners of his mouth slowly evoked an invisible evil spirit!

At this time, Bei Ming suddenly turned Yin Jitian's face to himself, lowered his head, and lowered his cold thin lips on his red lips, and said in a low voice: "Since we are said to be disgusting, then we will continue to disgust them! "

Yin Jitian was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect Bei Ming to have such a wicked side.

The smile on the corner of his mouth involuntarily widened a bit, he quickly wrapped his arms around his waist, and whispered: "That's exactly what I meant!"

The more disgusting they feel, the more disgusting he will be with them!

A cheerful smile flashed across Beiming's black eyes, he lowered his head suddenly, and sucked his proud red lips!

When everyone saw two handsome men hugging and kissing together, they didn't feel disgusted. On the contrary, it made people feel that this scene was beautiful, and even very pleasing to the eye. Two men with their lips intertwined.

While everyone was looking at them in a daze, Beiming let go of Yin Jitian and waved his sleeves. Immediately, the garbage on the ground flew up with the wind of his sleeves, and shot out towards the people around him.

Before everyone woke up, he quickly pulled Yin Jitian through the crowd and ran out of the encirclement!

Beidou and Snow Lion followed closely behind and left!

When everyone came back to their senses, they immediately cursed angrily at the running figure!

Immediately afterwards, someone shouted in horror: "My purse, my purse is gone!"