The handicraft world of the future

"Who else could it be, those scumbags!"

Lin Xiaohai used the words that people from the Japanese country were said on the Internet thousands of years ago, and made this group of people who are thousands of years later stunned for a while.

"Pfft, is that how people described them thousands of years ago?"

Papa Bai laughed.

"Yes!"

Lin Xiaohai hugged Bai Qiuyu's neck, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong with what he said. Politeness also depends on the target. The last thing you need for these people is politeness and politeness, because the other party will push their noses on their faces, and I hate it to death .

As soon as the entertainment time of the Bai family was over, Bai Qiuyu carried him back to the room, and pressed him twice until Lin Xiaohai begged for mercy.

The husband and wife are living happily, and the shadow left by Lin Xiaohai's Lantern Festival has also become less. In the past ten days or so, he would have a nightmare, and in the last month, I believe that Lin Xiaohai will completely forget it in a short time.

"Here and here, you try with fainting needles."

Ming Yuzhi recently handed over the work to the vice-principal and concentrated on tutoring his students. Seeing his progress day by day, a smile finally appeared on his face.

Sure enough, it was right to choose Lin Xiaohai, even his talent in this area is not as good as his.

Lin Xiaohai tried again with the teacher's method, and it turned out to be much better than before.

"Okay, let's stop here today! Tomorrow you have a day off, and you have been exhausted recently, so your eyes need to take a good rest."

"Thank you, teacher."

Lin Xiaohai rubbed his eyes, feeling a little sore.

"Where are we going to play tomorrow?" One of Mingyu was very gossipy after teaching, often asking Lin Xiaohai some things that were not considered private.

"Outing, last time I went on an outing on my birthday, and I still think about it now! By the way, I will go fishing with my father. Do you want me to leave two fish for you, teacher?"

Lin Xiao stretched his waist and put away the needle and thread, especially this needle was given to him by Xiaoyu.

"Okay, I've wanted to eat it for a long time, but unfortunately I have something to do tomorrow, otherwise I'll go on an outing with you."

Mingyu's face was full of pity, last time it was Lin Xiaohai's family gathering and he was embarrassed to go, but this time it was really unlucky, he had to bring his partner and children back to the Ming family, the grandparents of the Ming family missed their great-grandchildren.

"There is no way to do this, the elderly are more important!"

Lin Xiaohai shrugged and said goodbye to Ming Yuzhi.

This time Xiaoyu will also go, it is said that he will drag his elder brother along, this little brat doesn't even think about his elder brother is married to his wife anyway, he also wants to spend time with his wife and children, right?

It wasn't until the next day that Lin Xiaohai realized that he had underestimated him. This guy not only brought his brother, but also brought his brother-in-law and nephew.

A group of people came to the field in a mighty way, and chose the place where Papa Bai and Lin Xiaohai usually fished. The grass was covered with cloth that was not easy to get dirty and easy to clean.Put the food box on it, and then a group of people went fishing by the river again.

There are more than a dozen fishing rods placed by the river, which looks quite similar.

After dividing up the territory, Lin Xiaohai and Dad Bai came to their usual fishing spot, loaded the bait and dropped the fishing line.

"Xiao Hai, I want to compete with you."

Xiaoyu was with his brother and brother-in-law, and shouted at Lin Xiaohai.

"You said, don't regret it later."

Lin Xiaohai smirked and agreed.

"I will never regret it. I am a good fisherman. Every time I go fishing, I am No.1."

Xiao Yuchao said confidently.

"is it?"

Lin Xiaohai didn't believe it, the fish in the fish farm were all stupid, and they would go fishing for any food.Because he and Papa Bai often come here, the fish in this river have become a lot more cunning recently, and they are not as easy to catch as before.However, this person who is not easy to catch does not include him.

"Yes."

The two nerds competed, and the others were happy to watch the show. Originally, they were just fishing for fun. When they watched a show, they stopped focusing on fishing and just stared at Lin Xiaohai and Xiaoyu's fishing rods.

Both of them are embroiderers, patience is absolutely good, so the game of fishing is quite suitable for them, and they can keep it.

Five minutes later, Lin Xiaohai caught a grass carp weighing three catties.

Eight minutes later, Xiaoyu caught a palm-sized carp.

Ten minutes later, Lin Xiaohai caught another bass that was bigger than the grass carp just now.

Twenty minutes later, Lin Xiaohai caught four fish, and Xiaoyu only had two.Others didn't get anything, including Dad Bai who was the best at fishing.

An hour later, Lin Xiaohai caught twenty fish, none of which weighed less than three catties, and the biggest one was a grass carp weighing more than twenty catties. to the golden carp.

Xiaoyu is a bit short, there are only ten, each of which is more than the size of a palm, and the largest weighs about four or five catties.

All the fish went to them, right?

Xiaoyu's nephew sat in his father's arms with a displeased expression on his face. The uncle and Lin Xiaohai had a good relationship and led the fish over.

"How about it?"

Lin Xiaohai looked at Xiaoyu triumphantly while shaking his calf.

"Xiao Hai, are you using cheats?"

Xiaoyu stared dumbfounded at Lin Xiaohai's record, the average was less than one fish in 5 minutes, and he didn't believe he didn't kill him without cheating.

"You are worse than me. Compared with them, you are also cheating."

Lin Xiaohai despised everyone, and he didn't catch a single fish, including Papa Bai.Xiaoyu also despised everyone, especially his brother.

……

In front of the two little fools who opened the cheat, can they still catch fish?Everyone looked at them with grief and indignation.These fish must be stupid, they bumped into the fishing rods in Lin Xiaohai and Xiaoyu's hands one by one, no wonder they would find their own kind to take the bait with such poor IQ.

"You guys are jealous, absolutely."

Disdainful to talk to this group of people who can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour, Lin Xiaohai asked Bai Qiuyu to come over and kill the fish, and they will grill the fish later.A few golden carp left one for Lin Xiaohai's teacher Ming Yuzhi, and the rest were braised in braised sauce. They went out with all the preparations today, including pots, pans, and seasonings.

"Brother Bai, let's go catch small snails."

After Lin Xiaohai marinated the fish, he couldn't help coveting another kind of snack in the river.

"??" Bai Qiuyu was dragged to the river by him, and he picked a place with a lot of snails, and then rolled up his trousers to get into the water.

"Wait, I'll just go down, the water is still a little cold today."

Bai Qiuyu hurriedly stopped, "Just stand on the shore and direct me."

"All right!"

Seeing Bai Qiuyu's insistence, Lin Xiaohai insisted on going down by himself without stubbornness, and told him directly what he wanted, then handed him the bucket and looked at him expectantly.

"I see."

The water in the area where the snails are located is not deep, only at Bai Qiuyu's knees, and there are a lot of snails here, Bai Qiuyu only changed two places to fish a big bucket.

The others didn't know what the two were doing at all, they only knew that Lin Xiaohai pointed at the shore, and Bai Qiuyu took two steps, bent down to pick up something and threw it into the bucket, and they came back soon, and everyone knew after a look. It's a small snail.

This was not enough, Lin Xiaohai rolled his eyes over the crowd, and took out several small hoes.Except for Grandma Bai and Bai Qiuyu who stayed behind to help her with work, everyone else went to dig wild vegetables with baskets and reference objects.As for the reference objects, of course Lin Xiaohai dug them, and then asked them to dig one of them.

There are fish, snails, and beggar chicken that Lin Xiaohai asked the kitchen to pack for him with mud, plus the food in the food box, it is enough.

Lin Xiaohai asked Bai Qiuyu to dig a hole and put the beggar chicken on it, sprinkled a thin layer of soil, and lit a fire with dry wood on top.

The dry firewood was collected by the two just now, and even Grandma Bai helped to collect a lot of them. Although there are many such broken branches in the suburbs, they picked up a few large bundles in a short while.

Lin Xiaohai decided to come here to pick up branches and cook when he had time. Anyway, he built an earthen stove in the backyard. The food cooked with firewood is definitely better than the food cooked with natural gas.

The strips of fish were roasted slowly on the fire, and the smaller ones were used to cook the fish soup, and two other stoves were set up next to them, with pots of vegetables on them.As for why Lin Xiaohai uses an earthen stove, it can only be said that Grandpa Lin and Grandma Lin like to live in the country, and they would go back to live there for a few months every year. Lin Xiaohai would follow them during holidays, and then help them cook.It's no wonder that the Lin family loves him the most, the main reason is that this baby is so caring, everyone likes it!

Lin Xiaohai used this simple stove to steam, boil, fry and deep-fry everything, including braised, steamed, boiled, and even sweet and sour fish.There are also escargots, the parasites in this game are very abominable, so they must be cooked thoroughly before frying, resolutely not just frying for the sake of delicious taste, this is irresponsible to the body of oneself and others.

Stir-fried snails also put some chili and pepper into it. It is spicy and numb. These people will definitely eat it today. These people also eat their fingers.

Bai Qiuyu washed the wild vegetables dug back by everyone with clean water, and put them aside in a basket. He saw Lin Xiaohai scrambling left and right. He first scalded the wild vegetables in boiling water to reduce the astringency, and then fried them in vegetable oil.I picked another one with a better taste and cut it into pieces, and cooked a pot of porridge.

Soon a table of dishes was ready, Lin Xiaohai asked everyone to sit down, took out the grilled fish and put them on the plate, and asked Bai Qiuyu to bring the soup pot over, then put out the fire, and shaved the beggar chicken come out.

Zai Pangyun knocked off the layer of chicken on the surface with a wooden stick, and the aroma overflowed, and the little nephew of the Ou family couldn't help but began to drool.

"It smells so good, Uncle."

"Yeah yeah."

The worthless Xiaoyu also drooled at the words of his nephew.

The elder brother of the Ou family covered his face with his brother-in-law, who are these uncles and nephews?They don't know each other.

Pfft~ Everyone burst out laughing, Lin Xiaohai was even more arrogant, pointing at Xiaoyu directly and saying that he is worthless, and others can abduct him with some food.As a result, Lin Xiaohai's words became a prophecy, and Xiaoyu really sent himself out like this in the end. After Lin Xiaohai knew about it, he kept staring at Qiuyu and said that he had the talent for prophecy and could be a fortune teller.

First serve everyone a fragrant fish soup, especially the children and the elderly. Lin Xiaohai supports them to drink more. The fish is so fresh, just caught.

Lin Xiaohai distributed the fish balls to the elders and juniors, so he drank some fish soup.Yu Lin Xiaohai, who had eaten his soup, carefully picked out the thorns and gave them to his elders, Bai Qiuyu and Xiaoyu's nephew, he was very busy.

After drinking the soup, we began to eat vegetables. Fish, beggar chicken and wild vegetables were all loved by everyone. There was also fried escargot. It was wonderful to suck one by one. After Lin Xiaohai taught everyone to eat, he took a bowl and packed a Put the small bowls in front of him and eat slowly, and sometimes use a toothpick to pick them out for Bai Qiuyu. This guy refused to smoke because of his own image, so he picked them one by one slowly, but others ate a lot. Just eat a little bit.

Everyone finished what Lin Xiaohai cooked, but the food they brought hadn't been brought out yet.Lin Xiaohai said there was no rush, he would be hungry soon after playing, and it would not be too late to eat to death.

So everyone carried baskets and dug up wild vegetables or wild mushrooms. The woods here were relatively small, but because no one came, Lin Xiaohai and the others picked up a lot. I met Ganoderma lucidum, and even found ginseng in a mixed forest of needles and broadleaf.

"...Did you really not open the cheat?"

Everyone caresses, the longest period of ginseng in this area is two to 300 years. It may be that the first ginseng seeds were brought over by birds or other animals, where they took root and germinated, and finally grew into this area. wild ginseng.

"I don't know if the cheat is enabled or not, I just know what you are waiting for, dig it!"

Lin Xiaohai rubbed his nose, first arrived early and carefully dug up a ginseng that caught his eye, with Bai Qiuyu helping him.

Seeing this, other people can only dig along. Don't say anything, let them tell the country about this piece of ginseng, and let the country send people to keep digging. I can't tell by hand!

Of the ten branches over 300 years old, three were left unpicked; of the twenty old ones over 200 years, ten were kept unpicked; among the fifty old ones over 100 years old, more than 30 were left unpicked; They didn't dig it, even Bai Qiuyu bought this forest as quickly as possible. From now on, it will be used as the wild ginseng base of the top ten families. Feng Lao sent people to guard it.They were invited by Lin Xiaohai to take part in an outing today, but because Lin Xiaohai seldom talked to them, the family seldom spoke, generally they did whatever they were called, and they kept their mouths shut if they could, almost ignoring their existence.

One family of ginseng over 300 years old, two of 200-year-old ginseng families, 36 of the Bai family’s [-]-year-old ginseng, and the remaining [-] ginseng were shared equally among the other nine families.

The top ten families advance and retreat together, even if there is something dirty among them, everyone will not make a scene, lest they be used or even attacked by those with ulterior motives.In the past, the boss and the second child of the Feng family had trouble with the Bai family everywhere. In addition to being deliberately raised by Mr. Feng, there is also the fact that Mr. Feng ignored them. They also wanted to help the Bai family deal with them!

Now, these two families have been kicked out of the Feng family long ago, and they live under the supervision of Mr. Feng. They have heard that life is miserable, but Mr. Feng feels that they have not been punished by dogs, otherwise how could they be worthy of what he has suffered for decades? pain of.

Not to mention how happy the other families were when they received these ginsengs, no amount of such good things is too little!Especially the ginseng that grows naturally in the wild. Even if they get ginseng that is more than hundreds of years old, it is not too much. After all, there are so many people in each family, and the amount they harvest each year is limited. How much more can there be?

What made them even more happy was that this time along with the ginseng, there were also two Ganoderma lucidums over a hundred years old, which were also discovered by Lin Xiaohai. No wonder Bai Qiuyu would attack so quickly. After that, it will no longer be called Bai Qiuyu.

In this way, the top ten families have a good breeding base for medicinal materials, and they are still wild.None of the top ten families participated in their natural growth, because Lin Xiaohai and others had almost picked all the ones that were more than a hundred years old, and they would not pick them again for at least a hundred years.After these ginseng and ganoderma grow again, the number of harvested ginseng and ganoderma must be limited each year, and then the top ten families will divide them in turn. This will allow these ginseng and ganoderma to form a good picking cycle, and will not be cut off because they are picked too clean all at once.

But after this incident, the story of Lin Xiaohai cheating in his life has spread among the top ten families. Many people shook hands the first time they met him, saying they wanted to get lucky, and made him depressed.

"I really didn't open the plug-in."

Laying on Bai Qiuyu's body, Lin Xiaohai pretended to cry, he didn't have such luck a thousand years ago!

"This is God's compensation for you!"

Stupid people have stupid blessings, even God loves stupid people.Bai Qiuyu felt that God really had a good eye. Isn't his Xiaohai just a pain in the ass?

Lin Xiaohai felt that his luck was really not so bad, it can only be said that everyone met.Xiaoyu laughed twice, and dragged him to buy a set of lottery tickets. Even after a thousand years, some things will not change, such as this lottery ticket.

When it's time for the lottery...

"Just accept your fate!"

A winning number of 500 million was in Lin Xiaohai's hands.

"I do not care."

Throw the lottery ticket into Bai Qiuyu's hands and ask him to send someone to receive the prize, even if Lin Xiaohai refuses to accept it.

Thousands of years ago, I had never bought a lottery ticket, and I won such a big prize for the first time after a thousand years. The top ten families and even the heads of the top have heard about it, and they all slapped the table and praised.

This is really against the sky, making people jealous.Fortunately, Lin Xiaohai is not a greedy person. After buying it once, he will not buy it again. When he goes to the suburbs to pick wild mushrooms, he will just sit and wait for Bai Qiuyu to pick them.Sure enough, after he made such a decision, everyone on the subsequent outings never encountered any adventures again. It seemed that all the good luck disappeared due to Lin Xiaohai's inaction.

Of course, Lin Xiaohai still participated in the fishing, but every time he fished for an hour, he would close the pole. For the big fish he caught, each family would give one, and the rest would be divided among Bai Fengou's three families.

"Ever since Xiao Hai knew how to fish, the top ten families have never lacked the freshest fish to eat."

At a gathering of the top ten families, Ming Yuzhi held his disciple's hand and talked to the head of the Long family.

"Teacher, next time I won't give you any fish to eat."

Lin Xiaohai rolled his eyes, this person who pretended not to know really thought that his surname was not Lin and Ming!

"Okay, I won't say it."

The threatened teacher closed his mouth pitifully, which caused the head of the Long family to burst into laughter. His eldest daughter-in-law had never been an obedient person, and in the end he was eaten to death by his disciples.

"When will you apprentice?"

The Patriarch of the Long family asked the master and apprentice, seeing that they got along very well, why didn't they mention the matter of apprenticeship?

Lin Xiaohai and Ming Yuzhi looked at each other.

"Could you have forgotten it?"

The Patriarch of the Long Family asked with a grim expression.

"Ha ha……"

"what."

One and two turned their eyes away with guilt, not daring to look at the face of the Patriarch of the Long Family.

"Damn."

A roar drew everyone over.After hearing the words of the Patriarch of the Long family, everyone looked at them with accusations in their eyes. How could such a big matter be forgotten!