The second marriage of the stars

Although Xingzhao said that he didn't like bear children, he hated children crying the most, especially such a cute little chubby lying on the ground and howling, there was no reason to sit idly by.Considering that he had taken the Hundred Dububuying Pills given by his master, he hurried over to pick up Du Wang. Seeing that both his knees were bleeding, he immediately took out his medicine to treat the wound, and patted his furry head to express his comfort .

"It hurts." Poison King pursed his mouth, grabbed Xingzhao's front lapel, burst into tears and snot.

"The skin on my knees is broken. It must hurt. Be careful when you walk next time. Don't be in such a hurry." However, one of the Nine Kings was injured and hurt when he fell casually. How could he rule the territory with such a fragile skin.

"You are so gentle, come to be the mother of this king. This king grants you to take care of my daily life, eat, sleep and play with me every day." While cursing, the poisonous king suddenly hugged her neck and kissed her.Because this action was too sudden, Xing Hao was a little dazed, and his body didn't react to reject him, so he was kissed again, which was wet.

"I have two good sons myself, who wants you, an idiot who can only eat idle food." Zhu Wang walked over, grabbed the chubby boy by the collar and lifted it up, threw him far away, and said viciously: "Why are you so stupid?" I like the appearance of this young child so much. Is it disgusting? Don’t think that I won’t beat you if you become a child.

Huh?It turns out that the Poison King is not a child, that’s right, since he can be a king, there must be something special about him, maybe turning into a child to win sympathy is one of the strategies, Xing Xiao suddenly felt that his sympathy was so stupid that there was no cure the behavior of.However, seeing a child injured, whether it is the instinct of a father or a doctor, he must lend a helping hand instead of ignoring it.Of course, the next time this happens, he will first determine whether the injured is a child or a thousand-year-old demon pretending to be a child!

"Oh, you are still joking with me when the fire is imminent. I didn't come to fight with you today." Du Wang got up from the ground and waved his hands: "Taoyuan Township has a pleasant climate and rich products. It is a rare treasure. Before the soldier came Several kings fought fiercely because of this piece of land. Now that the master of the army is dead, war is inevitable. Although this king likes to fight with you, he will not make trouble and grab your territory while you are in trouble, so I will inform you first Just be careful. Also, it’s not that I can’t beat you, but that Lao Tzu’s body is still in the poisonous island, so I just released some gas. If this king really fights, I will definitely teach you to cry again and again! "

War, hearing this, Xingzhao's heart was gripped.

"Don't worry about it, this king is not weak enough to be bullied. Since the soldier lord is dead, it is logical for me to replace him as the king of this land. Since someone wants to challenge my rights, I just take him Come and shake the world." Bamboo King still looked like he didn't care, he couldn't see whether he was too arrogant or confident.However, Xingzhao knew that he was a person with real abilities, and his spells were very strong, and he was not intellectually hard, so there should be a reason for him to be so confident.

And you can't let other people's ambition destroy your own prestige, just trust him!

"Since you say that, just think of me as meddling in other people's business. I'm a donkey with good intentions. A dog biting Lu Dongbin doesn't know how to be kind and flattering. It's just that my heart is for the bright moon, but the bright moon shines in the ditch!" Little Fatty He turned his head angrily, but still spit out a lot of purple gas from his mouth, and gradually surrounded the whole village next to the light yellow barrier left by the soldier master: "Hey, I don't want to see you killed for no reason, although this protective cover is not It’s a perfect thing, but it’s more than enough to protect those earthlings in your village. Don’t worry about those meaty followers, you can give it a go.”

"Why do you know so many allusions!" Xing Zai knew that he was focusing on the wrong point, but he was really curious why this little chubby man not only spoke Chinese with a proper accent, but also could write poems or allegorical sayings at his fingertips.Even if Bamboo King is his friend and can teach him, but the Bamboo King who lived in the Han Dynasty probably didn't know so many things about later generations!

"It's so strange, because I surf the Internet, and not only that, I also like to watch TV dramas. The stories of various dynasties are very clear. But after watching so many American TV dramas, Japanese dramas, and Korean dramas, I still think that Chinese is the only language in your world. The most esoteric, difficult and charming language, so I just studied it. But what I don’t understand is that the people in your country speak such a culturally connotative mother tongue, but one by one they sharpen their heads to learn English. It seems so embarrassing to not be able to speak English, not to be able to keep up with the times, and to be incompetent, it’s simply inexplicable.” Xiaopangdun blinked, replied solemnly, and then said: “Look, there are as many as many words in Chinese just for self-proclaimed words. There are ten types, among which the more commonly used ones are me, wu, yu, yu, yu, scumbag, scumbag, bucai, and 下下, and there is only one i in English, so let’s see if you are superior or inferior.”

This way of saying... It really is another alien who is very similar to Arthur!

But how do you connect to the Internet in this world?And is he talking about the Internet, the network that also exists on the earth?Out of curiosity, Xing Zou temporarily forgot about the possible war, and began to ask questions, expressing all kinds of curiosity.

"Of course it is the cosmic network. The civilization of people on earth is relatively backward, and you can't connect to the cosmic network for the time being, but I bought a receiver specially to connect you to the Internet. Although it was only in recent years that I discovered such a primitive thing, But it’s quite interesting.” Although Xiaopangdun said that he has studied Chinese very well, the grammar is still a bit strange.Just as he was talking, he slapped his thigh: "The anti-gravity spaceship I ordered is here, go and get the express delivery."

After speaking, he stood in place and did not move.

"Hey, what kind of Xanadu is this? It's completely different from what you said before. And what's going on with the cosmic express, how much truth have you concealed from this world!" Xing Zou stared at Zhu Wang, while the other party looked If you don't lie and cheat, how can you get your expressions.

In fact, Bamboo King really doesn’t understand those high technologies. He is an ancient man, and he lived in a time when even paper was a luxury that only the emperor could use. How could he understand such a high-end civilization.But after living with these strange people for so long, he still learned a lot of knowledge, so he yearned for the earth more and more, and wanted to know what modern society is like.But it is impossible to open the passage to the earth from this plane, so there is the previous story.He could have occupied Miaomiao's body and enjoyed the life he should have as a modern human being, but the black teasing wind of rejuvenation was exactly the same as the person in his heart.The ancient memory was awakened, and the thought of wanting to reconnect with that person prompted him to give up staying on Earth and do everything possible to return to Taoyuan Township.

Unexpectedly, something went wrong in the middle, Zed's death made grandpa very sad, and he couldn't bear to see him so sad, so he brought everyone in.

"Since there is a cosmic express, it means that this is not a completely blocked space, so we can still get out, right?" Xing Hao's heart is on the mute, of course he doesn't have to return to the original world, but he still I want to know, after all, the information that broke out just a few minutes ago has exceeded his brain capacity, and the degree of surprise is no less than seeing Arthur for the first time, and learning the mysteries of the universe from him.

"Unfortunately, there is no passage to other worlds, but I heard that you can go to the plane city from here. There are tens of millions of portals in that city, and you can go to countless worlds, but human beings such low-level life forms are There is no way to travel, so it is necessary to practice, and the spiritual body can be tempered to the extent that it can be transferred before it is eligible to go to that city." Bamboo King used his limited knowledge to give a simple explanation, not very specific: "But The soldier master didn’t know how to do it, and he got a lot of interesting things back from other worlds. Later, during a time travel, his personality was divided into two parts, good and evil, and his power was equally divided. The good side soon followed Somebody who came out of nowhere fell in love, left the other half of his personality and ran away, and the evil part stayed here, intending to dominate the world."

"However, the villain master was fooled by the little bamboo king to go to the earth before making troubles, and then he died." The poison king who came back in time took control of Xiaopangdun's body again, and took over the conversation: "No matter what, I still I am very grateful to Duotong for getting that guy away. The soldier master was already very irritable when he still had good intentions. He drove a race to extinction at every turn. I don’t know how many creatures were destroyed. If it was all evil, it would definitely ruin this beautiful world. It's a mess."

It turns out that there is still such a paragraph, but the poison king is really convenient, the real body is thousands of miles away, and the body made of gas can speak, move, feel the outside world and fight, which is simply a heaven-defying ability.

Although there is still a lot of curiosity about Plane City, there is a bigger question in front of him. Since the Poison King can move and communicate with people like this, why can't Arthur?If Arthur can also act independently, Hakuho can be freed from being possessed.It wasn't that Xing Zou wanted to meddle in his own business again, but that bowl of chicken soup truly expressed a father's unspeakable concern.

Although he did something wrong, he was also punished. The mute should not always resent him, nor could he leave Arthur whom he had provoked there.So, I can only ask: "Do other people know how to change from gas to human? You are also an alien."

"Humph, this is a racial talent, and anyone can learn it." But the little fat man ran over with a smile and hugged Xingzhao's leg, and said sweetly: "But, if you want to be my mother, I will give you a chance." I will take you to the Plane City to buy a prop that can convert spiritual power into a physical body. The effect is just like what I have now. You can change whatever you want, and you can also go to various harsh environments that the real body can’t go to. It’s very convenient. Okay? Well, be my mother!"

Why is it that an alien who may live for thousands of years is pestering himself to call him mother!

Xingzhao had a troubled expression on his face, while Zhuwang didn't care about my business, you want to provoke his expression.