The second marriage of the stars

Well done - the mute gave a thumbs up, and then was slapped on the head by Xing Zai: "Fuck, if something happened to Xiao Lin, Zed would have to go to prison for the rest of his life, why don't you go see it? See how people are doing!"

Seeing Brother Sixteen being beaten, Zede stuck his tongue out, then winked at Jinnian, and smiled maliciously: "My good brother 23, follow me and help me out. I don't want to see you now That bastard, let me be alone, okay, go back and buy you candy, be good."

"It's so annoying." Jin Nian impatiently dropped the computer, warned not to mess with my data, and then chased after Xing Zai and the others.

After the people left, Xiao Jiu took a change of clothes and ran to the backyard to wash his butt.He found a hose, regardless of whether it was dirty or not, he just flushed it a few times and connected it to the hose to give himself an enema.What a joke, there are so many worm eggs sticking to the intestinal wall, just thinking about it makes me sick to death.Probably because he was dazzled by the dense brain-filling pictures, he, who has always been smart, also lost his ability to think, and he didn't think that if Xiao Lin really stuffed the eggs in, would he dare to enter without wearing a condom?

After washing it several times until all the water came out, he was still worried, clutching his red and swollen buttocks, he ran back into the house to search for various information about love gu.As a result, most of the legends that popped up from the search bar were extravagant and mysterious legends, without any scientific basis at all.

Xiao Jiu, who had calmed down, gradually felt that his head was kicked by a donkey. A dignified anthropologist would actually believe that Gu worms existed, but he really didn't understand how the ball disappeared.After a while, he began to list in his mind the substances he knew could produce enough hardness but could be liquefied or vaporized under certain conditions, excluding poisonous substances and rare products, and narrowing down the scope to farmers like Kobayashi. The simple items that I have arrived have taken shape in my mind.

"Damn, dare to play me, watch me play you to death!" There was movement outside, the door creaked open, and several people helped the owner of the oil tea shop come in.

Xiao Nineteen shrank on the floor and pretended to be dead, watching Xingzhao help Xiaolin treat the wound from the corner of his eyes, wondering if I hit him too hard, don't break him.But when he thought of him playing with himself in this way, that sympathy disappeared without a trace, and he became gnashing his teeth.Of course, fortunately he turned his back to everyone, otherwise that wonderful expression could be regarded as a big drama!

"It's okay, go to sleep." Xing Hao patted Xiao Lin on the shoulder, motioning him to lie down beside Zed, and the mute looked smug.

When they went to pick up Xiao Lin, the man was already on his way home. His face was not seriously injured, but he was walking with a limp. When they asked him what was wrong, he said that his butt hurt.In fact, there is no special meaning in these words, it is only because when Zed hit him, he lost his footing and fell on the rock, which hurt his buttocks, but it had another meaning when he heard it in the dumb ears.

See, this is called a man, after cleaning up all the muscular men - turn off the lights and go to sleep, the mute is still showing off to Xing Zai.But the pregnant woman's heart is like a bright mirror. Judging from the state of the two, Xiao Lin is still on top, but it can't be pointed out, otherwise the dumb will go berserk again.

Early the next morning, Xingzhao's elder brother wanted to go up the mountain to deliver sesame oil, because it was their turn to refill the oil this year, and they had to ensure that the ever-burning lamp remained on.

The local Miao people practice cave burial. The so-called cave burial is the custom of choosing a natural karst cave with a small entrance and a large space facing south.Because Big Brother Xing was going to pick up his grandfather after delivering the sesame oil, and the mute wanted to show his hospitality, so he went along with him——with such a concentrated worship, wouldn’t it be unclear who the ancestors were?

"Anyway, they are relatives in the same village, so why are you so clear?" Handing the sesame oil to the special cave watcher, Brother Xing took out the incense paper money he had prepared a long time ago: "Come on, you also pay homage, please keep it for your ancestors." You can pass the test of grandpa."

Although Dumb and Xingzhao had a secret trial marriage and didn't tell anyone else about it, the gluey eye contact between the two could be seen by anyone who wasn't a fool.In addition, Brother Xing has a good impression of this taciturn brother-in-law, so he can't help but feel partial, afraid that his grandfather will embarrass him: "Out of my brothers and sisters, the third brother and fourth sister are the most distressed. The fourth sister is still by my side anyway. Taking care of him all the time, but San'er has been running around all the time. My life is so difficult, and I still send money back home every month. Speaking of which, it's me, a worthless big brother, that makes him work so hard. I these Years ago, I hope he can find another one, male or female, as long as he treats him well. But my grandfather is very stubborn, saying that when a man has a child, it will harm the whole family, and he always says something bad. "

Don't say that, Xing Zou said, without you he wouldn't have the chance to go to college.Besides, he has not reached a time when he can't go on, so he should help the family more.As for the grandfather, he is almost 80 years old, and his thinking is relatively old-fashioned and normal. Xingzhao never blamed him—after getting to know him well, the mute found that Xingzhao's personality was very similar to his family members, warm-hearted, kind, and loving. helping others.Even the second brother Xing who has a maggot-mouthed mouth is really a good person.

"The second child said that you have a disgusting and kind face, so I feel relieved to entrust the third to you." The rugged mountain road is so steep that there is no end in sight, and Grandpa Xing lives on such a bad mountain.The mute had never walked such a difficult path, and had to rest several times on the way. Brother Xing was beside him talking about family matters: "My second brother has a straight temper and speaks aggressively. Don't mind."

I know—the mute grinned—how long it will be.

"It will take another hour, and I guess I can catch up with dinner." It takes half a day to walk. It is said that there is no water and electricity on the top of the mountain. What fun is it to live in such a place!

The mute wanted to complain too much, but he also wanted to show his spirit of not being afraid of hardships or tiredness in front of his stubborn grandfather, so he just pulled himself together and climbed to the top of the mountain. Unexpectedly, there was a special world on this mountain.Different from the steepness imagined, there is quite a large area of ​​flat land on the top of the mountain, and the exquisite two-story small buildings are backed by rocks, and they are neatly repaired in a row.

"It's a house on stilts, a characteristic building of the Miao family, but it is rarely seen on the ground now. The government in our place doesn't like ethnic minorities doing special things, so people make the houses the same and unify them into square brick houses." This is how it is easy to manage, so most of the original buildings are hidden in the mountains. Look, do you see the outer corridor on the second floor? Sing to each other." Brother Xing introduced to the mute: "Now the people living on the top of the mountain are all stubborn people, and there are about seventeen or eighteen families, all of whom are old people who refuse to go down the mountain."

Such a good tourist resource wasted in vain!

Dumb looked around, the beautiful scenery of the mountains was like a fairyland, those Miao villages were hidden in the clouds, surrounded by white mist, looming, it was really too beautiful to behold.He couldn't help but took a few deep breaths, and opened his arms to enjoy the natural and pure fresh air, but before he could stretch them out, he felt a dull pain in his back.

Turning around, a bearded old man glared at him with a cane.

"Grandpa, you hit people whenever you meet." Brother Xing smiled awkwardly, and began to introduce: "Mute, this is my grandfather, the old villager here, I ask him for advice on all matters in the family; Grandpa, this is the mute, three My son, I came here specially to see you."

"Granddaughter-in-law, she didn't fall down after being hit by a stick. She is strong enough and should be good at farm work." Although the old man is almost 50, he looks only in his [-]s. Not a single gray hair.His black hair was tied up in a bun, and he wore a blue turban on his head. He was wearing a navy blue national dress, barefoot, and his exposed skin was completely ageless, neither tanned nor slack.But the light in his eyes is by no means the eyes that ordinary people would have. It is as sharp as a falcon, and full of wisdom.That demeanor really convinced the mute that he didn't even refute it when he called his granddaughter-in-law. Instead, Brother Xing corrected him quietly: "He's a man."

"No wonder he looks so strong." The old man raised his crutches and poked the mute's chest vigorously: "It is indeed a man."

This still needs to be verified?Isn't it obvious that he is a pure man at a glance?

Does grandpa have bad eyesight—the mute asked secretly.

"Keep your voice down. Not only are his eyes 2, but his hearing is also very good. If you don't want to be punished, be honest." Out of respect for his grandfather, the elder brother was so nervous that he forgot that the mute can't speak.They followed Grandpa back home, and Brother Xing warned solemnly: "My grandfather will toast you later, you must shirk the first three cups, and start drinking the fourth cup. Also, before drinking, you have to dip your fingers in the wine and drink it." The master plays it once, expressing gratitude to the master."

With so much attention to detail, Xing Zou never told me about it—the mute was stunned, afraid that he might not be able to do well.

"It's okay, I'm still here." The elder brother made a cheering gesture: "Our Miao family drink, they say that they use bowls for cups. Look at my grandfather when he takes out the drinking utensils. If it's an ordinary earthenware bowl , it means that you still have to work hard, if you take out a more delicate blue and white bowl, it means that he has a good impression of you, if you take out a silver bowl, it means treating your distinguished guest."

Although Big Brother Xing gave him a lot of knowledge, but when it was time to eat, Grandpa drove everyone out, leaving only him and the dumb.Then, two horns were taken...

Let me wipe it and drink with horns?What is this, does it look down on me or look down on me?Besides, there is no way to put the horns on the table, do you want me to hold them throughout the banquet?The mute was holding the bull's horn, completely confused!