my husband's boyfriend

Chapter [-] Buy a set of clothes and go on a blind date with Mom!

Early in the morning, Xu Xiaobai was dragged into the street by Xu's mother, and entered a clothing store. Xu's mother took off the clothes that were eye-catching from the shelf one by one, and compared them one by one. .Xu Xiaobai just put on a face like this, very impatient, but still stood there without refusing.

"Stand up! Let mom see!" Seeing that Xu Xiaobai was standing or not, Xu's mother opened her mouth and reprimanded.

"Come on! Check it out! Which one do you like?"

"Oh! Mom!" Xu Xiaobai said impatiently: "I'm an old man, and you lead me out to buy clothes every day... I'm not a little girl."

"What's the matter, old man?" Xu's mother said unconvinced: "You don't need to wear clothes, old man? When you come out to buy two sets of decent clothes when you are working overtime, you won’t listen! Look at this set! A knitted sweater is added inside and a red jacket is worn outside. Isn’t this pretty? I know I’m staying at home every night I don't know what to do, I just go out once in a while to see your cronies! Tell me how lazy you have become lately?"

"Didn't I still have clothes last year?" Xu Xiaobai said.

"Return last year's clothes. You have to buy clothes year after year. Look at what the clothes you wore last year look like now!"

Speaking of which, Xu's mother has directly stuffed one of the clothes she just picked into Xu Xiaobai's hands.

"Go! Put this on and show Mom!"

"my mother!"

Xu Xiaobai held onto his clothes and didn't move for a long time, it's so cold these days!In such a cold day, changing a coat is nothing more than changing from top to bottom. The clothes were already cold when I first put them on, so I managed to get some heat out. After I finished, I changed into other clothes to adjust the temperature. Gone.

"I'm not on a blind date. What happened to my clothes last year? I go to work all year round. I wear work clothes all day long, and I can't wear casual clothes a few times throughout the year. Look at the clothes you dragged to buy last year. Did you wear them? Wear it twice, and you'll say it's outdated this year..."

"Who says you can't go on a blind date!"

As soon as she said this, Xu's mother had a red face again, she tugged Xu Xiaobai's sleeve and said: "Hey! Do you remember your aunt who lives in the suburbs? She used to be a matchmaker, and she came to me the day before yesterday On the phone, it was said that there was a girl near her home, she was 25 years old, she was pretty, and she was honest, but she was not good at talking, and she had never had a boyfriend! Her parents are a worry! Let’s talk about it Have we come here? After all, it is your aunt, and the fat and water will not flow into the fields of outsiders. Tomorrow, you and your mother will go and have a look! Take a look! Ah!"

"mom!"

When Xu Xiaobai heard it, his head became even bigger.

"Did I say I'm going on a blind date? When did you answer the phone! Why didn't you tell me? I won't go!"

"Hey!" Xu's mother lost her temper as soon as she heard it, and said with her hands on her hips, "Do you understand the words of the matchmaker? From ancient times to the present, it is a matter of course for mothers to find a wife for their sons. You still Don't go? What did I tell you before? I told you to look around with Xiaoman! You don't want to go on a blind date, you don't go! Ling Qiusi has been dead for almost half a year, can you still count on her to go on a blind date? Did you crawl out of the urn to find you? You will be 29 after the Chinese New Year! A man in his thirties hasn’t found a wife in a serious way yet. Mom is in a hurry! Look at your dad! It’s almost thirty! We only got a son like you, and in two years we will be 60-year-old bad old men and old ladies, and we are almost hugging great-grandchildren of this age!"

"Mom! Me!"

Xu Xiaobai just felt miserable in his heart, but he couldn't just say "I already have a sweetheart right now, and that person is not Ling Qiusi anymore, it's just that cronies you mentioned just now"!

Seeing Xu Xiaobai's dissatisfied look, Xu's mother became more and more suspicious, and finally she sneaked up to Xu Xiaobai with suspicious eyes, and asked Xu Xiaobai in a low voice as if she was afraid of being heard by outsiders: "Are you really serious?" As others said, you have no idea about Ling Qiusi's ex-boyfriend!"

When Xu Xiaobai heard it, a blush welled up on his face, and he was immediately ashamed, but he still said bravely, "What are you talking about!"

"Oh, laugh! You can't do this!"

When Xu's mother saw Xu Xiaobai's expression, she knew it most likely, and the tears came as soon as she said it!The tone of his speech changed immediately, not to mention resentment, he was almost crying.

"You are going to kill the queen of our Xu family!"

"I..." Xu Xiaobai said helplessly: "No...there are so many people with the surname Xu in this world, how can I be left without one? Don't talk about others, just our family, a lot of neighbors and friends, and so on. That’s what my father said! The village where our ancestors lived for generations! There are no fewer than 200 uncles and uncles in the village who are related to us! How can it be said that we are divorced?”

"That's someone else's child! Can it be the same? Xu Xiaobai, I warn you! Your mother and I have been looking forward to holding a grandson for not a year or two. If you are really determined to hang out with a man , From now on, you will not be my mother! I will not be your son either!"

"Oh my mother!"

As he spoke, he opened his mouth and planned to say something, but as soon as he raised his head, he swallowed all the words he wanted to say just now.Although there is no one in this clothing store at this point!But Xu's mother was still cautiously lowering her voice to speak just now, and now the two of them almost yelled out in a quarreling posture. With the addition of three clerks, four pairs of eyes fell on Xu Xiaobai and Xu's mother. The eyes were still full of weirdness. When Xu Xiaobai noticed them, he immediately looked away in embarrassment, and some were even more embarrassed. After coughing twice, it's all right now, this store must not be able to stay any longer.

Xu Xiaobai was full of embarrassment and pulled Xu's mother out of the store.

"Hey! What's the matter?! Laughing white! Why are you dragging me! Why are you running! I haven't finished reading this dress yet!"

Xu Xiaobai let go of Xu's mother, walked in front and said, "What clothes are you looking at! People regard us as rare animals! I said that you are over 50 years old, so you can't improve your eyesight!"

Xu's mother said: "Why improve your eyesight? What kind of rare animal? What's wrong with me? Did I say something wrong?"

After hearing this, Xu Xiaobai felt like he was going to roll his eyes.He knew that his mother did it on purpose, and if he replied now, she would definitely repeat what she said just now, and she would repeat it countless times until Xu Xiaobai shut up, so he obediently Shut up, don't say anything, just walk forward on your own.

"Hey! Smile!"

Mother Xu chased after her.

Xu Xiaobai didn't stop walking, and he didn't want to hear what Xu's mother said about what was there and what wasn't. Those who are on the street now don't want to hear her lecture them. He galloped forward at a speed that would neither be caught up by Xu's mother nor lose his mother.

"Hey! Xiaobai! Xiaobai!"

Xu's mother was panting behind, and finally couldn't help shouting: "Xu Xiaobai, stop!"

My mother is my mother after all, Xu Xiaobai stopped impatiently, turned around and said, "What's the matter!"

"Wait for me! I'll buy some pickles!"

Xu's mother said that she directly stuffed the bags she bought into Xu Xiaobai's hands. Of course, none of them belonged to Xu Xiaobai, and they were all Xu's own clothes.Then Mother Xu went straight into a delicatessen on the street...

Xu Xiaobai is speechless!But in the end, I could only obediently carry my bag and wait for my mother to come out.

As soon as he put those things on the steps in front of the deli, he also wiped the mud and powder on the steps and sat on it to wait.

While he was waiting boredly, basking in the warm winter sun, figures of several people ran out from nowhere, blocking Xu Xiaobai's sunlight.

Xu Xiaobai blinked twice, facing the sun, he couldn't see the faces of the people in front of him clearly.

"You are Xu Xiaobai?" one of the men asked.

"Yes... yes..." Xu Xiaobai stood up slowly, and replied with some trepidation in his heart.

Immediately after...

"Brothers! Hit him!"

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Xu's mother: "You are not really like what people say, you are ambiguous with Ling Qiusi's ex-boyfriend!"

Xu Xiaobai: "Mom! What are you talking about!"

Xiao Chi: "Family? Which family? Isn't it you who spread the word that your son and An Ruqiu are ambiguous?"

Mother Xu came up and pulled Xiao Chi.

Mother Xu: "Can I say this in front of my son?"

Xiao Chi: "Oh! I understand, I understand! You are hiding! Hello, rotten friend!"