The school grass said he had no money

"..."

Chen Haoran looked at his expression, half-truth, half-false, and couldn't tell if it was a bad joke or not.

Dazed for a few seconds, Chen Haoran slapped Ye Jingshuo on the back and said, "Brother, it's quite humorous!"

The force was like the palm of the Tathagata, Ye Jingshuo almost coughed out, his back was hot, probably five finger prints were printed on it.

He waved his hand, resisting the urge to cough: "Thank you."

"Is there a shortage of one in our bed, and he hasn't come yet?"

Yue Shu nodded, "We were the first to arrive, and we didn't see any luggage."

Chen Haoran brought in all his remaining luggage, sweating on his head, "I guess it will be soon, the military training will start sooner rather than later."

"Why don't we go out for a meal first?" Chen Haoran suggested: "There is a barbecue restaurant in the complex building, and it has been recommended several times, how about it?"

Yue Shu's first impression of this person is quite familiar, maybe the northeastern accent is bold, but in the end, Yue Shu still likes this kind of friendship between pure men.

"Okay." Yue Shu readily agreed, and after thinking about it, he said, "I'm treating you."

"That's a good relationship!" Chen Haoran slapped Yueshu on the back again, "Xiao Yueyue is really refreshing!"

Yue Shu was caught off guard and coughed from the knock.

Chen Haoran looked at Ye Jingshuo who did not express his opinion: "Let's go, Lao Ye."

Lao Ye waved his hands and said vaguely: "I... have something to do, you two go first, we will be together tomorrow."

"Oh, that's fine too."

Yue Shu went down to the first floor with Chen Haoran, touched his pocket, and found that he did not bring the key.

Chen Haoran didn't care: "I didn't bring it either, isn't Lao Ye in the house, there's no need for us to open the door."

"He said he has something to do, so he must be going out." Yue Shu stopped in his tracks, "I'll pick it up, so as not to come back and not get in the house."

"Okay, I'll wait for you."

When he returned to the dormitory, the door of 407 was ajar, and a faint light leaked from the crack of the door.

Yue Shu unconsciously slowed down his pace, but his heart beat faster.

Because something was wrong, the dormitory did not turn on the headlights, and only a small desk lamp was on inside, which looked like a dark underground place.

He also heard voices.

Ye Jingshuo was alone in the dormitory, who was he talking to?What about calling?

Yue Shu stepped a little lightly, and the key was placed on the table, he groped in quietly, and left after taking it, trying to avoid being alone with Ye Jingshuo as much as possible.

Thinking about it this way, he couldn't help being cautious when he touched the handle, and the door opened quietly as it was pushed.

The voice inside gradually became clearer.

Ye Jingshuo's table was full of the cosmetics he bought in the department store today.

From water and lotion to isolation, from powder foundation to eye shadow palette, lipstick and lip gloss are all kinds, there is a large table of bottles and cans, and it is hard to know where to start.

The phone vibrated and a message popped up on the screen:

"Live Mission: Makeup

End time: 1000 live streamers

Ye Jingshuo pursed his lips tightly, his eyes seemed to be filled with fire, which flashed past.

He raised his hand and opened the live broadcast room.

He just sat there, and within ten seconds, the number of viewers quickly jumped to 20, and several bullet screens popped up one after another:

[I'm coming. ]

[First! ? ]

[What is Xiao Yezi broadcasting today? ]

[Is it still healthy?]

……

Ye Jingshuo took a deep breath, Yue Shu's surprised and angry face seemed to be still in front of him, disturbing his mind.

Originally, Yue Shu hated the fact that he was gay in his previous life, but in this life, he was considered a transvestite when he first met him, which made things worse.

After a while, Ye Jingshuo straightened the camera, placed it in his usual fixed place, and calmly explained: "Today is the live broadcast of make-up."

"make up??"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

[I'm new here, has the anchor always had this style of painting]

"666, by the way, the anchor, did you really fulfill your promise and wear women's clothing for a day?"

Ye Jingshuo reached out to open the tablet, pursed his lips into a line, and played the makeup tutorial prepared in advance.

On the screen is a young mixed-race girl who looks about eighteen or nineteen years old. She is quite popular on the Internet. This is the first video tutorial that Ye Jingshuo found casually.

These cosmetics are bought intact according to others.

Originally, he only needed to live broadcast for one hour a week, with random content, but the night before he went to school, he received his first live broadcast task.

The matter was so strange that he always felt that it had something to do with Yue Shu.So no matter what changes may occur, try to avoid Yueshu as much as possible.

Yue Shu quietly walked into the room, did not take two steps, and Ye Jingshuo's calm voice came from not far away: "Then take this ball and spread it, and then use a small stick to spread it on the skin." bridge of the nose……"

"..." Yue Shu froze.

He held his breath, frowned in surprise, and heard his heart beating out of order, what is this guy talking about? ?

Ye Jingshuo didn't hear the sound outside the door, his eyes were fixed on the tutorial video, exactly like the gourd painting, he picked up the eyeshadow palette and brush, and picked a heavier color.

He blurred the corners of his eyes, and explained with a blank expression: "The next step is to blacken the double eyelids, so that we can become Kazilan with big eyes."

There was an uproar in the barrage area, and the pot had already exploded:

[hhhh what kind of sand sculpture anchor is this]

[Powder is powder]

[Little Yezi, if you are forced to blink!] ]

……

Yue Shu's hand holding the key stopped in mid-air, his eyes and ears were raised to listen, and he couldn't help but move towards the balcony, getting closer.

Ye Jingshuo watched the number of viewers quickly rise to 950, and then stopped moving again.

The girl in the video tutorial finished looking at her eyes, picked out a lipstick, took off the cap and applied it slowly.

Ye Jingshuo: "..."

He also took one, but he didn't look at it carefully when he checked out, the color and style were chosen by the clerk.

He applied it on his lips, and found that the effect was different, the color was slightly thicker and richer, but the difference was not big, one was pink and the other was reddish.

The barrage effect is really extraordinary:

[Fuck, dead Barbie fans. ]

[Anchor, I respect you for being a man. ]

[hh I'm the only one who doesn't think it's ugly, but rather fairy? ? ...]

Ye Jingshuo's attention was not on the barrage, he watched the number of viewers soar to 1200+ with satisfaction, and immediately threw away his lipstick.

"That's all for today, let's wash up and sleep."

Snapped--

Ye Jingshuo was taken aback, and looked at his hand that turned off the screen strangely, why did he turn off the stereo?

Turning his head, he met Yue Shu's big eyes.

Yue Shu didn't have time to withdraw, but he didn't look at anything, it was over as soon as he came over.

Ye Jingshuo looked back, revealing the gaze of Kazilan's big eyes, her big pink lips with thick color, the visual effect was first-class and shocking.

Yue Shu's student card was frightened.

"..."

The two of them stared at each other, and they were both frozen.

"You..." Ye Jingshuo seemed to want to say something to break the awkward and weird atmosphere.

Yue Shu felt that he had peeped into someone's privacy, and said sincerely, "Sorry for the trouble."

"Don't disturb." Ye Jingshuo had the heart to jump off the building, but he still had to maintain his composure on his face, "I'm just finishing up too."

"...I didn't peek." Yue Shu's Adam's apple twitched, his big eyes glistened, and he added: "I really didn't peek."

Yue Shu was like this before, his whole body was full of water, his eyes were big and bright, clear without a trace of defilement, and he was still the same at the age of 25 or six, as if he only had you in his eyes when he talked to others.

"I know," Ye Jingshuo suddenly wanted to stretch out his hand, but he could only hold his leg and endure, saying, "I believe you."

He added: "It doesn't matter if you look at it."

Yue Shu shook his head, rejection was written all over his body: "No no no... no need."

"..." Ye Jingshuo's heart was bleeding.

Ye Jingshuo bent down, picked up the student card and handed it to him: "What's the matter?"

"Ah..." Yue Shu's head turned rapidly, it seems that one lie needs to be made up to make up more lies to make it true: "We are coming back late today, if you go out, don't forget to bring the key."

"I see." Ye Jingshuo raised his eyebrows, grasping the point: "You came here specially to tell me?"

"No..." Yue Shu said honestly, "I left my key in the dormitory."

"..." It's really good.

----------

In the evening, Yue Shu and Chen Haoran gathered around the roasting pan, the small shop was full of voices, and the pieces of meat fell on the roasting pan with a sizzling sound, glistening with oil.

Chen Haoran took a piece, dipped it in seasoning, mixed it with rice grains, wrapped it in vegetable leaves, bit it into his mouth, and said vaguely, "Oh, it's really delicious."

Yue Shu thought about it inexplicably: "Are you from the Northeast?"

"No, I'm from Shandong." Chen Haoran took a sip of soda and ate heartily, "But my mother is from the Northeast, and she lived in Shandong for a few years after marrying my father. The accent, I can't change it back."

He took a bite of food and asked, "Where are you from?"

Yue Shu said, "I'm from Shenzhen."

"Oh, no wonder, I can understand your Mandarin quite well."

Yue Shu smiled and said, "Your ones are also very standard."

"That's a must!" Chen Haoran straightened his chest, and the old man whose pronunciation was pulled, "Northeast dialect is the same as Mandarin, regardless of family!"

Yue Shu couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, why don't you eat?" Chen Haoran saw that he didn't move his chopsticks much, and asked, "No appetite?"

Yue Shu picked up the chopsticks and picked them up together, with something on his mind, he was in a daze about what to do.

The key point is that the scene just now was too embarrassing, the visual impact was too strong, and he couldn't get rid of it in his mind, and he still hasn't recovered.

After a pause, Yue Shu couldn't help but ask, "What do you think of transvestites?"

Chen Haoran was taken aback: "What?"

"It's just..." Yue Shu scratched his head with his fingers, and organized his words: "It's just that men like to wear women's clothes and put on heavy makeup."

Chen Haoran looked at him suspiciously, and said, "Are you a womanizer?"

"No no..." Yue Shu wiped off his sweat and said, "I'm just making an analogy."

"Female obsession?" Chen Haoran thought for a while, "Does he look good in all his costumes?"

Yue Shu thought about the whole process of being fascinated, nodded honestly and said: "It seems to be... pretty good."

Chen Haoran grinned: "There's nothing to be afraid of if you look good, you'll be seductive if you look twice."

"..." Did he ask the wrong person?

Chen Haoran glanced at him, and said doubtfully, "Why are you asking this?"

"I... have a friend." Yue Shu considered, "He likes to wear skirts and put on heavy makeup. I don't know how to face him."

"Is he interested in you?"

"No, no!" Yue Shu quickly denied, Ye Jingshuo didn't have time to bother him after all these things, how could he be interested in him, he thought about it, and said: "His sexual orientation hasn't changed, he still likes him." woman."

"That's actually nothing, it's not a big deal, it's just a personal hobby, and it deserves to be respected." Chen Haoran picked up the chopsticks, turned the meat over, and said casually: "If you really don't like it, you can stay away from it." Got it."

……

Makes sense!

Rather than being so entangled, creating trouble for others and yourself, it's better to distance yourself and keep as little contact as possible. Anyway, there are two roommates left, so it's enough to get along with Ye Jingshuo on the surface.

Yue Shu suddenly became enlightened.

When I came back at night, I was in a better mood and rolled up my sleeves to clean up the bed and table.

The layout of their dormitory is not quite the same as he imagined. They also get off the table and go to bed, but the adjacent beds are not side by side, and there are separate lockers in the middle. They usually study or do activities with their backs to backs, and they cannot see each other. do what.

On the contrary, the opposite shop is close, without any shelter.

The student opposite the bunk was calm, the desk and bed were empty, and he was still not in a hurry to go to school the night before the start of school.

Thinking of this, the door was suddenly knocked twice.

Said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will arrive.

Yue Shu raised his head and shouted, "Please come in—"

A lady came in, in her 40s, well-dressed, her high-heeled shoes slamming on the ground.

She turned her head and saw Yue Shu sitting on the chair with a surprised face. She said, "Oh my little classmate, hello."

Yue Shu didn't know what this man was going to do, so he said in a daze, "You... hello."

The woman looked in a circle, and finally landed on the vacant bunk opposite Yueshu, and asked, "Is this the bed in Suhang?"

Suzhou and Hangzhou?

Who is Suhang? Is the new student named Suhang?

"Ah, that's right!" Chen Haoran popped his head out of it, and said with a groan, "The list of dormitories has been distributed to the freshmen, and the one who is vacant is called Suhang!"

"That's right, thank you." She smiled brightly, clapped her hands suddenly, and said to the door: "Bring them all in."

Several people in overalls came in neatly carrying large and small boxes.

Yue Shu widened his eyes and was stunned.

"Auntie, this is..."

"Ah, I forgot to introduce myself. I'm Suhang's mother." The woman smiled and said, "Suhang will come over tomorrow. I'll put his things in order first."

Yue Shu looked at the big and small boxes on the ground, and asked in surprise, "Aren't you going to have military training tomorrow?"

"Ah, he will come over tomorrow morning, don't worry."

Chen Haoran sat cross-legged on a chair, as if watching the excitement: "Then where is he now?"

"He...is lying in the hotel." The woman was a little embarrassed, smiled, and said, "That kid is a bit of a clean freak, and he has never lived in a dormitory, so I have to trouble you to take care of him in the future. Auntie brought you some Special products, there are not many things, just treat it as a meeting gift."

"Emma! Auntie, what a shame—" Chen Haoran shouted thickly.

The woman asked someone to bring several boxes over, opened it, and found that one box was full of mangoes, and the remaining two boxes were filled with snacks and nuts. The packaging bags were almost all in English, and the other box contained packaged cooked food and dried fruits. .

"These are not easy to expire, but it's too hot, so hurry up and eat mangoes." The woman put aside the desk and bed in Suhang, and when it was almost ready, she added: "Children, I have paid your utility bills for two years." , You haven’t taken the water card yet, have you? I just recharged three copies.”

Several people were really shocked.

"Auntie..." Yue Shu shrank his hands, not daring to answer: "You are..."

"Hey, you don't have to be polite to Auntie." The women sent one each, wiped their sweat with a handkerchief, and said, "You guys get along well, ah, if you have any problems that can't be solved, you can go to Auntie. It's getting late, Auntie won't stay any longer." I'm disturbing your rest."

"Okay, Auntie." Chen Haoran agreed straight away: "You go slowly—"

……

When the people walked away, Chen Haoran sat on the back of a cushioned chair in Suhang, with the legs of the stool up and down.

Yue Shu faced him face to face, staring wide-eyed.

Yue Shu was a little worried, held back for a long time, and couldn't help but say, "Is this not good?"

Chen Haoran said, "What's wrong?"

"These things." Yue Shu paused, and added: "...There are still two years of utility bills."

Chen Haoran glanced at the phone and said, "She seems to have paid our online money, and I'm connected all of a sudden."

"..."

Yue Shu found that he was also connected to the Internet.

Chen Haoran frowned slightly, mysteriously, "This is to vaccinate us, don't you understand?"

Yue Shu was taken aback: "What vaccination?"

"Didn't you listen, she asked us to take good care of Suhang." He pointed to the things on the ground, "The food is the reward."

Yue Shu fell into deep thought, wondering, "That's not enough to prepare so much."

"The richer the reward, the more difficult it is." Chen Haoran analyzed seriously, "According to me, his son must be the master of the gourd baby, and it will not be easy to handle..."

Yue Shu listened more and more unreliable, and his brows were furrowed together, "You think too much, it's just out of kindness, let us get along in harmony."

Chen Haoran waved his hand, "Don't believe me, Suzhou and Hangzhou are the closest to you, so don't complain to me when the time comes."

"Who will look for you." Yue Shu got upset when he saw him shaking the chair, and immediately pushed him away: "Go back to your nest and stay."

Chen Haoran started laughing, and the chair swayed more cheerfully: "Hey Xiaoyueyue, you have a short temper, you have only known me for a long time, this is revealing your true nature..."

"Boom!"

Yue Shu saw that the legs of the chair were inclined at 45 degrees to the ground, and there was a strange shaking, and he fell down with his back.

"..."

Yue Shu patted his thigh and laughed so hard that he forgot to help.

He was so happy that the corners of his eyes were moist, rubbed his hands together, and said: "This time, Suhang will be the first to find you."

Chen Haoran stood up, supported his waist aggrievedly, picked up the crooked chair with the other hand, and put it back in place: "The quality of this chair is not good, tsk... hey, don't laugh, look at this thing Can't stand."

Yue Shu blushed, got up and looked at the chair for him.

Yue Shu stretched one leg out, barely standing still: "It's completely broken, it's not about the screws."

Chen Haoran frowned: "Then what?"

Yue Shu stood up: "I have to get a new one, go downstairs and ask tomorrow."

"That's fine." Chen Haoran instructed, "I don't know what time they open, so I'll pick it up before noon. When that person comes, don't let him sit."

Yue Shu nodded in agreement.

The hour hand pointed to 10:30, Yue Shu was reading a magazine on the lower bunk, when he heard the bed shaking slightly, Ye Jingshuo went to bed on time.

Not long after, Chen Haoran turned off the game and went to bed.

Yue Shu thought about it, Ye Jingshuo did not say a word from the beginning to the end today, except for the aunt who gave him a gift before leaving, the rest of the time he stayed in his seat and never moved.

Is it still live?

Yue Shu shook his head, brought back his wandering thoughts, went to the water room to brush his teeth and wash his face, and went back to the room to turn off the light.

The moonlight outside the window was very bright, Yue Shu stepped on the bed, Ye Jingshuo didn't move, it seemed that he had already fallen asleep.

Yue Shu put the pillow on the side near the door, with Ye Jingshuo's feet facing each other.

He raised his back and was about to lie down, but he caught sight of Ye Jingshuo's sole, which seemed to have a square white patch attached to it.

What the hell?

He got up slightly and got closer, and suddenly found that Ye Jingshuo was wearing five-finger socks.

Get closer, and there is a warm baby on the soles of both feet.

Yue Shu: "??????"