Everyone thought that Bruce would go black [Comprehensive British and American]

"I found myself a father?" Bruce looked confused, "I just know that there are always people who want to be my son."

"Is this your hobby? Picking up a bunch of black-haired and blue-eyed children to raise?" Bruce turned his face sideways, looking at the Laughing Bat beside him.

The Laughing Bat: "I don't have such a weird hobby."

"And black hair and blue eyes are your orientation." The smile on the face of the Laughing Bat seemed a little stiff. "You should pack up the ice cream truck before going to Vera."

"Don't try to change the subject." Bruce teased, his mentality is very good and excellent, I don't know why, after getting familiar with the Laughing Bat, all his resistance to the Laughing Bat disappeared.

"Don't forget, I am you." The Laughing Bat reminded coldly.

"What does what Batman does have anything to do with me, Bruce Wayne?" Bruce replied displeasedly, pulling his face down.

"Don't push your pot to me."

After such a gag, Bruce forgot about his inexplicable recognition of a father, and he happily pushed the ice cream truck to find Vera. Bruce's young and beautiful face was particularly eye-catching in the slums .

Vera was taken aback: "How did you get this thing?" She patted Bruce in a hurry: "Where did you get the clothes? This is a good fur...I only saw it in the cabinet Pass."

She walked around the ice cream truck again, looking at Bruce distrustfully, and suddenly, she stood on tiptoe, extended her hand, poked Bruce in the face, and then squeezed lightly.

"Tell the truth." She looked serious.

"Well... I met two good people, one of them decided to patronize my business in the future, and the other gave me an initial capital."

"Did you really stop there?" Vera was shocked, her little face suddenly became depressed, "And you are only worth an ice cream truck?"

She clenched her fists angrily, "You deserve a higher price!" She screamed, "I'm going to find that guy who cheated on you and only gave you an ice cream truck!"

"What are you going to do?" Bruce thought for a while, thinking that the scene would be very funny, he didn't argue, and answered logically: "The man hasn't left yet."

"It's still a man?!" Vera tugged at her hair frantically, "You won't suffer like this if you go find a woman!" The wild boar arched.

Bruce showed a smile on his face, "That woman left me her phone number, look." As he spoke, he gently pulled the collar of his shirt with his pretty fingers, and showed Vera the string of phone numbers written in lipstick. , "She promised to come and taste my ice cream."

Diana's hearing was not as sharp as Clark's, so she could only watch Clark's face turn blue and black, and his expression was indescribably weird.

Diana looked in Bruce's direction curiously, and asked, "What did you hear?"

"...The wind review was murdered." Clark thought to himself, and he sighed helplessly.

Clark hesitated for a moment, before hesitating, "It's probably a traditional skill of the Wayne family."

Diana understood: "What scandal have you been involved in again? Is Superman having an affair with reporter Clark this time, or is he being adopted by Bruce Wayne?"

As she spoke, she couldn't help laughing, "Seriously, Clark, how did you and Bruce manage to be two people and make so many permutations and combinations? Superman x Batman... Superman x Clark..."

"I don't want to know this until now." Clark covered his ears evasively, "Obviously you also have many permutations and combinations."

"Let's go." Clark decisively said, "B's son is having a great time, so it's better not to disturb him."

"No." Diana refused righteously, "I want to join their business, and Wonder Woman should also have her own ice cream truck."

"..." Clark sighed helplessly, and followed.

"It's you." Bruce turned his head. He was still squatting on the ground studying the recipe of the ice cream. Vera had already wiped the machine to make it shine. She quickly walked over and took the piece of paper from Bruce's hand. , "Just be a mascot that sells your face."

She looked at Bruce with satisfaction, with unspeakable love in her eyes, "Girls will come to our ice cream just to see you."

Diana couldn't help laughing out loud, and that's how they were discovered by Bruce. Bruce looked around and looked at the two of them again, "Are you here to find us?"

"It's these two kind people." Bruce said to Vera.

"Okay!" Vera rushed over aggressively, her small body was imposing, and the "greedy body does not give money theory" came out in Clark's mind involuntarily.

Clark took a step back stiffly. He looked at the dilapidated environment around him with a dry smile, and didn't know how to speak for a while.

"Where's the money?" Vera stared, as if she wanted to kill this poor guy.

"What money?" Clark looked helplessly at Diana, and then at Bruce. Bruce's nonchalant look at the show made his teeth itch.

"You've already done it to him..." Vera pretended to sob and sniffed loudly, "The price is too unfair!"

"What happened in the past is irreversible, but you can't suffer." This is Vera's consistent creed in doing things, and she took a step forward aggressively.

"I gave him all the money..." The pure Mr. Clark flinched helplessly. He was a little wronged. It was obvious that the young master didn't understand the sufferings of the world, so why did he end up being greedy and not giving money?

???

No, Clark became alert, when did he overwhelm Bruce?

Clark puffed up his chest, his posture was almost exactly the same as that of Superman, upright and frank, "I never—"

"Okay! You still don't admit it!" Vera's anger burst into flames, and she pulled Bruce over angrily, "Aren't you greedy for his body? Look! I tell you! I'm greedy His body!"

Vera trembled: "There is no one who does not want his body!"

"I'm greedy too." Diana had seen enough of the play, she raised her hand not to be outdone, and the two women looked at each other sympathetically, reaching a consensus.

Bruce spread out his hands in a leisurely manner, he raised his eyebrows, and the kind of romanticism unique to Brucey's baby poured out in an instant. Standing there, he can remind people of images of luxury and wealth, clothes and temples, etc. , "My pleasure, ladies."

"Forgive me." The Laughing Bat murmured, he finally understood what it was like when others saw him pretending to be crazy, and for the first time he felt guilty towards his own Clark from the bottom of his heart.

"What's the big deal?" Bruce said calmly, "Why are you so overreacted? I thought you were used to being sucked up?"

"At least I used to be the one who took care of people." The Laughing Bat said depressedly: "You have completely embarrassed me. In the permutation and combination, my name is the one in front."

"No way..." Bruce questioned his soul, "Only Diana's name is always in front."

The Laughing Bat pondered, and finally came to a conclusion, "I'm the one in front." He nodded affirmatively, and disappeared again.

"Please." Diana looked at Clark sternly, "Is your aesthetic really that bad?"

"???"

"My aesthetic?"

Poor Clark was speechless, what should he say?What happened to this world?In the cold weather, he was sweating all over his body, his hands and feet were cold, and he was trembling with embarrassment. Mr. Superman wanted to leave, he couldn't keep up with the trend, and the small town boy from Kansas didn't understand you Gotham people.

"Okay." Bruce looked at the little reporter who was about to tremble, and raised his chin mercifully at Clark, "If you want my body too, it's not something to be ashamed of." He winked at Clark Left eye, no one can say no to Gotham baby's wink, no one ever, no one now.

"Seriously, what exactly are you here for?" Vera also realized that she seemed to have misunderstood something, she frowned and interjected.

Diana smiled and squatted down, explaining her purpose to Vera.

Their ice cream stand opened like this, and Vera still feels incredible so far, everything went so smoothly, selling ice cream in the alleys of Gotham, no one came to collect protection fees, no one ate the overlord meal, they Going out early and returning late every day to open a small stall, Diana and Clark will each take turns to accompany her around the streets and alleys of Gotham.

As for Bruce... Vera fantasizes hopelessly, if one day Bruce can get up before three o'clock in the afternoon, it would be great, his routine is more like a cat than a human being——

Forget it, Vera thought sadly, at a young age, she could experience the happiness of a rich woman—how to raise a man who only knows how to eat.

She showed a shallow smile, which is also a kind of happiness. Vera cherished and counted the money she earned today. Diana just said goodbye to her. Income, since meeting Bruce, her luck has been exceptionally good. The gang fights, robberies and thefts that she often saw in the past have never happened, so she decided to go home later.

"You're really boring like this," said the Laughing Bat.

"Thank you..." Bruce smiled flatteringly, "It's great that you can clean up this place, otherwise Vera, a little girl, would be too dangerous in this kind of place." He climbed over the house clumsily Enter the house from the back through the small fence outside.

After speaking, he got out of the small room as usual, holding a dim yellow lamp, leaning against the door frame and waving to Vera.

Vera smiled sullenly and walked towards Bruce, who turned his head and smiled towards her.

"I want a chocolate-flavored ice cream." Suddenly, a boy fell down from the high wall nimbly and landed right between Bruce and Vera. He nodded at Vera.

"Robin!" Vera's eyes widened.

"Yes... Please give me an ice cream, thank you..." Damian said coldly and politely, his voice suddenly swallowed in his stomach, and he froze there as if struck by lightning.

A guy who looks like Wayne, looks like Wayne, looks like Bruce Wayne in every way is looking at him.

Damian: Pupil Earthquake jpg.