Everyone thought that Bruce would go black [Comprehensive British and American]

"As we all know...Green Lantern has always been a serious and lively hero..." Hal pretended to be serious.

"I don't usually laugh..." He took a deep breath.

"Unless I can't help it hahahahaha—" A burst of intense laughter broke out.

Hal: "Look at the old bat—"

Diana suppressed a smile, and stroked her face heavily, her hands were strong, and with Clark's super vision, he saw Diana rubbing out a few wrinkles on her delicate and flawless face.

And Superman turned his back and trembled a few times.

"Oh..." The golden pioneer covered his face.

"I have to say, 'He looks so sexy,

The golden vanguard blew a teasing whistle, "Batman looks really good...huh?"

He touched his chin: "Don't you think he looks a bit like that rich man..."

"Bruce Wayne?" Hal answered tentatively.

"I bet your next sentence is, who the hell is Bruce Wayne." The Lantern continued.

Wonder Woman looked at Hal with a smile, "I have to say, you really opened my eyes."

That's right, the greatest Green Lantern in the universe, the Green Lantern ring on his hand acts as a semi-automatic computer, which can query all the knowledge collected by the little blue man at any time...

That is almost the knowledge of the entire universe.

But the great Green Lantern stood on the land of Gotham and asked Batman loudly who the hell is Bruce Wayne.

"Hey..." Green Lantern's smile froze slightly on his face.

The golden pioneer murmured: "Of course I know who Bruce Wayne is... I'm not from a remote country."

"but???"

He shook his head vigorously: "Batman is Bruce Wayne?"

Diana gave him an affirmative nod.

"Batman is Bruce Wayne!"

He reacted belatedly: "Bruce Wayne? The one who competes with Stark every day to collect cover girls?"

"It's Batman—?" The golden vanguard was too unbelievable, which made his voice soar to a breaking point.

No one paid attention to the golden vanguard whose three views were still being refreshed, "He looks a little dazed?" Superman pointed to Batman in the screen, and asked Wonder Woman.

"I thought he'd do well under any circumstances."

They looked at Batman on the virtual screen. Batman was bare-chested, with beautiful muscles evenly distributed on his body, and deep scars engraved on it, but his uniform leggings were intact, outlining his beauty The leg line, his leather boots wrapped the entire calf.

He looked so hot.

Hal suddenly turned his head: "Superman... I have a question I've wanted to ask for a long time."

"You ask."

Clark had a bad premonition, which was very subtle, and the little curly hair on his head jumped nervously.

He held down the restless little curly hair, "What's the matter?"

"It's just... did the old bat learn the habit of wearing black pants from you? Did you make an appointment so fun?" Hal raised his eyebrows.

"Where are you going?"

Clark glanced at Hal lightly, and said unhurriedly: "You know that in the island countries in the east, their students have to take swimming lessons."

"So?" Hal's forehead was full of question marks, he was a little confused for a while, and didn't quite understand Superman's intentions.

But he was keenly aware that what Superman said next might not be a good thing.

"Do you know dead reservoir water?"

"do not know."

Clark nodded slightly, "Why didn't the great Green Lantern ask about his magical conch?"

"Check it out."

"Oh, okay."

Hal obediently lowered his head and shook the light ring, which is his habit when searching for information, and the green light ring is not ashamed of its function—it contains all the knowledge in the universe.

It obediently projected what Superman said, but the green light ring projected something green.

Hal's face soon became as green as his uniform, and he moved his lips slightly, as if he couldn't believe that the Mr. Chairman with thick eyebrows and big eyes had turned into such an abomination.

He was heartbroken: "Let's shift the topic to the business, shall we?"

"You mean mocking Batman's sexy looks?"

The Golden Herald is a clever little ghost, and he always knows how to make Hal's embarrassing moments more embarrassing.The Golden Pioneer is the only one here who doesn't have to shy away from this topic. He neither wears shorts, nor wears... dead water.

"When you disagree with Batman in the future, you will never get my vote." Hal made a lifelong decision in his heart, then turned around calmly and stared at the screen in front of him.

"Cough...how can we bring Bruce back?" Wonder Woman is indeed the most reliable person, she can always catch the point when her teammates don't know what they are doing, women are always saving the world.That's right, whether it's Superman and Batman talking in front of Steppenwolf on the battlefield, or watching Batman Survival with colleagues, she can even control the imminent murder and grasp the key points in a burst of blood.

"The world hasn't arrived yet, you have to wait." The administrator pinched the time in his heart and conveyed the news to others.

"Then we can watch for a while?" Diana laughed happily.

Batman was struggling to dig in the cave with a batarang at this time.

"What kind of human suffering is this?"

Master Wayne is a little skeptical about life, even though he slept in caves when he traveled the world, but this kind of authentic hardcore survival?

He would rather go to an alien planet and catch gorillas.

"Are you holding a tool of God?" Batman listened to the excited screams next to him, and then looked at the primitive tribe child who looked at him like a monkey, and he rolled his eyes again in his heart.

"B is very depressed now." Superman's little curly hair shook, showing that Superman was actually not that calm, and he had already laughed several times gloating in his heart.

"If I post this scene on the Internet, will I solve one of the unsolved mysteries?" The golden pioneer rubbed his hands eagerly.

He noticed that the people around him looked at him incomprehensibly, and he spread his hands: "Oh...please, you guys who have no childhood."

"I know." Clark touched his nose.

"Excellent." He praised insincerely: "The mysterious bat stone carving in the cave..."

Lantern Man nodded: "Good idea."

He added: "You can ask me for it, I've been recording it since I saw Bruce."

"All," he said emphatically.

"Give me a share." Wonder Woman said nonchalantly.

"Me too." Superman answered quickly.

Several noble heroes reached a unanimous decision to persecute Batman at the vanishing point of the universe, and all passed without any disagreement.

"He was caught and tied up by the chief of the hostile tribe." Hal narrated this fact with a slightly trembling voice.

"Batman is a master escaper." Diana forcibly pursed her lips.

"Look how cute he is in peaceful sleep, isn't it?" Diana's tone rose a little.

"I disagree." The golden vanguard trembled, "Is Bruce Wayne lovable enough, Batman?"

"He escaped!" The heroes breathed a sigh of relief, "We have to thank... uh... thanks to the bat family." Clark twirled his little curly hair.

"Why does he always have trouble with bats? Or is it because he is called Batman, so there are magical bats everywhere he goes?" Hal couldn't help complaining.

Diana hammered her palm: "This is Batman's superpower."

"Oh... no, no, no, my God!" Green Lantern yelled.

"Don't let me see this!" He covered his eyes, Hal is just a weak and helpless Green Lantern, he has done nothing wrong, why should he see a majestic consultant dressed like that?

It's hard to explain...Superman chuckles to himself, B is like a control freak who stamps everything with the Bat mark, but in the original world, Batman still sewed a furry hood out of a wolf skin?

B's workmanship was surprisingly good, the furry hood fashionably covered the upper half of his face, and he also ingeniously sewed himself a furry shawl.

"Diana is right, he is really cute." Clark agreed with Diana's words in his heart.

They watched Batman make a hang glider out of the most primitive materials, and connected them with wolf skins in a strange way, so it looked like the Batman uniform of the primitive world.

He still looks good, Clark rubbed his chin in thought.

In the picture, Batman strapped a sharp stone knife on his wrist, and slowly put on his simple uniform. In the night, he dexterously touched the territory of the hostile tribe——

Then he swished up the tree.

The happy air filled the vanishing point, and the heroes watched as Batman, like a nimble big black cat, sped up the tree lightly and found a hidden place to hide.

Clark remembered a picture of a black cat circulating online, hidden in a tangle of black fabric.

You stare at the abyss, and the abyss also stares back: "Meow?"

B really looks like that black cat, Clark stared at the only bright light on the screen, Batman's blue eyes, thinking wildly.

"Forgive me." Batman groaned in his heart, and threw himself down from under the tree viciously. Seeing the chief who kidnapped him howling in fright, he nodded in satisfaction.

"It's a good thing no one knows that Batman is doing this kind of thing." He thought happily while scaring the primitive people skillfully.

"This is the funniest joke I've seen this year." Lantern Man wiped the corners of his eyes, and stood up straight with his waist supported.

"I'm going to pass it on like a family heirloom."

"Hey! Dude! What's going on here?" As the furry Batman fell into the water, a bunch of tentacles emerged to entangle him, and the golden pioneer hurriedly looked at the administrator of the vanishing point.

"This is not good." Diana became nervous. She always looked after Batman like a child, but thinking about the age of the heroine...

There seems to be nothing wrong.