Everyone thought that Bruce would go black [Comprehensive British and American]

"I want to go out." The Laughing Bat hesitated for a long time, and said with restraint.

"Okay." Clark picked up a jacket from the hanger and looked at the Laughing Bat as a matter of course.

"I mean." The Laughing Bat took a deep breath.

"alone."

Clark froze for a moment, then put the jacket back on the hanger, and waved at him, "Come back early."

But the Laughing Bat didn't move. He stood there with a half-smile, leaning against the wall. When Clark gave him a puzzled look, he pointed to his ear.

Clark was a little aggrieved, he lowered his head, like a big golden retriever whose kindness was wasted for no reason, "I just..."

The Laughing Bat pursed his lips and came again. When the world was on the right track and this country finally qualified to be called peace every day, he found that his life had fallen into an unprecedentedly bad situation.

First, Ah Fu refused to talk to him.

The old butler was very angry. Although he was still willing to stay in Wayne Manor and bake the most delicious cookies every day, the Laughing Bat couldn't take any piece off the plate——

He can only watch.

Then there are his Robins, Dick pretends to be nothing, trying to bring the atmosphere back to the beginning, but whenever he passes by, Dick will use those praised blue eyes to shoot him an extremely complex Sight.

The Laughing Bat wanted to speak but stopped many times.

"I really……"

"Needless to say, Bruce." Dick ducked aside understandingly, "I understand."

This is the problem, what do you know, you know, the Laughing Bat has suffered a lot, he seems to have squandered all his reputation points, plus his past actions——

Bruce sighed loudly: [I swear he thinks you must have an unknown plan. 】

The Laughing Bat had a gloomy face: 【I also want to know what my plan is. 】

Then there was Jason, who seemed to have changed his mind overnight and became satisfied with the identity of priest. Of course, Jason guessed that this was the identity arranged for him by the Laughing Bat.

He changed his past habit of never setting foot in Wayne Manor, and began to love wearing that white linen robe, dangling in front of the Laughing Bat. Whenever the Laughing Bat caught a glimpse of the double guns pinned to his waist, The corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

Jason began to recite the sentences in the Bible aloud again, and the laughing bat covered his forehead. He felt that he was being targeted. Otherwise, why did every sentence in the Bible seem to be said specifically for him?

"You hypocrites..." Jason articulated clearly and drew out his tone. He chose the most naive but most effective method, not only to scare himself but also to scare others.

Tim didn't do anything, but he would remind from time to time that he now controls the family's source of income, and in a sense, he can be called the biggest creditor.

The Laughing Bat became more and more aggrieved, but he dug these holes himself, he wiped himself too clean, he made himself a pauper with his own hands.

At the same time, she lost the right to play identity stalking.

It's not that he can't play, but in the past he and Clark could play six permutations and combinations, but now?

Can't be a bastard capitalist bullying social animals, or a rich second generation who recruits/raises superheroes, what's the value of this gameplay?After Bruce Wayne became a real ordinary person——

He has to admit that the enduring identity stalk is like chewing wax after becoming Superman and his ordinary boyfriend.

The Laughing Bat sighed.

Damian and Jonathan got mixed up. The two of them nested in the Fortress of Solitude and conducted some messy experiments. Thinking of this, the Laughing Bat was very worried. If it was just Xiao Qiao, he could safely think that those experiments were probably a part of elementary school education. ring.

How about adding Damian?

The Laughing Bat glanced at Jason, and sincerely drew a cross on his chest, hoping that God would bless him and not let Damian come up with something too shocking.

He tried to step out of the gate of the manor. This is not the first time he tried. Every time he wanted to go out for a walk in the past few weeks, he would be stopped for various inexplicable reasons, but he had nothing to refute as the one who was wrong. of.

The Laughing Bat put its feet on the ground cautiously and seriously.

"Father."

[It's Damian. 】

[I know it's Damian, but I don't really want to hear what he's about to tell me right now. 】

Bruce narrowed his eyes: [He is carrying a basket in his hand. 】

"what's up?"

"I made you a child."

The Laughing Bat struggled to twitch the corners of his mouth, and Bruce was so frightened by Damian's words that he fell into the sea of ​​consciousness, leaving him alone to face this terrible situation.

He tried to stay calm, "Why?"

"My genes." Damian said with a straight face and an unquestionable tone, "Under your operation, we are no longer related by blood."

"..." The Laughing Bat looked at him silently.

"So I made you a child."

"I don't really want to know how you made it..." The Laughing Bat emphasized the word "made", "but who is the mother of the child?"

"No mother." Damian replied, "His other genetic source is Superman."

This is like a thunderbolt from the clear sky, even the laughing bat will be dumbfounded, "Why?"

"I admit it." Damian said reluctantly, "Superman's genes are good enough."

"...you robbed Luther?"

Damian nodded.

"Does he know?"

"He knows." Clark's angry voice sounded behind him, and he floated in mid-air, "I just heard that bald man say—"

"say what?"

"Congratulations on having another son."

Clark fell heavily to the ground. He stared at Damian in disbelief and shouted, "What's wrong with you? I'm not even married, but I already have three children!"

"You are the hope for the revival of the Kryptonian race," Damian said, "and I have only made a small step forward."

He lifted the cloth covering the basket.

"..."

"Why are you laying eggs?" The Laughing Bat opened his eyes wide, and he looked at Clark with a confused look, "Are you laying eggs?"

"I don't know," Clark replied numbly. "Although I have a lot of children, it's all baldy's fault—"

"Then you can fully experience the birth process of a half-Kryptonian this time." Damian stuffed the basket into Clark's arms without any explanation, and Clark was even more panicked. "I will teach him to conquer the world."

"No." Clark retorted subconsciously.

"Don't look at it with x-sight." Damian reminded, "This will cause irreparable damage to the egg!"

Clark was holding a big white egg and slowly flew over the manor. This silly gesture made everyone look sideways at him.

"Superman?" Jason raised his eyebrows.

"I have a baby." Clark said stupidly.

Jason's face changed, and he ran over in a hurry. The moment he saw the egg: "Are you actually separated from the earth?"

"I do not know."

His expression became weird, Jason stood there for a while, he didn't know what he was thinking, after a while, he took out his mobile phone, dialed a number, and said in a very dignified tone, "Dick, Superman gave Bruce An egg was laid."

"What—" Jason heard Dick's voice become distant for a moment, and he knew that it was Dick's phone that fell to the ground.

"Literally, a very big egg." Jason added again when Dick picked up the phone.

When Dick found out about this incident, the story of Superman laying an egg for Batman quickly spread to the entire superhero team. No one questioned how absurd this incident was. In the eyes of the public, Kryptonians are like corn growing out of the ground, and a few will naturally appear when the time comes.

That's Batman, and Batman is omnipotent.

This egg has received unprecedented attention, and it was properly placed in the Kryptonian incubator. Dick has never left Wayne Manor since he knew about it. a large white egg.

"He's our brother," said Dick, in a tone of great affection. "I won't allow you to study him."

[No one thinks how ridiculous this is? 】

【Why did they all believe Damian's nonsense? 】

Bruce yelled a few words, showing his figure, 【What are they hatching?Child of Hope? 】

The Laughing Bat rubbed the bridge of his nose with his hand: [It's not surprising that Damian did anything. 】

The Laughing Bat had a toothache expression on his face. He always felt that something was wrong, but the egg was almost watched by the crowd, and at night, Clark would stay with him, so that he had nothing to worry about. Opportunity to explore, of course, if he is willing to play Batman's tricks, it is naturally possible, but the consequences are also visible to the naked eye, and he, who is already being targeted by everyone, will only be targeted more severely.

[Don't disturb them. 】Bruce contended: 【I want to see what they can hatch. 】

"I prepared a few names for him." Clark went to the bed and handed the towel to the Laughing Bat who had just taken a shower. "This feeling is really strange."

The Laughing Bat ignored him.

"It's unreal," Clark said to himself. "I never thought we'd have a baby."

"It doesn't feel bad at all." He laughed. "Like a miracle."

The Laughing Bat's movements paused, and he stared seriously into Clark's eyes, "Why?"

"A family." Clark replied, "Me and you."

……

Krypton's incubator can greatly shorten the incubation time. After a period of time, there was a faint sound from the egg, and everyone who had already prepared surrounded it, and the atmosphere in the room was full of anxiety.

A tiny gap appeared in the eggshell.

Clark's eyes widened.

"Gee-chi-"

A wet, bare bird's head emerged from the eggshell, and Clark froze in place.

"It's an ostrich."

"I've wanted to raise ostriches for a long time." Damian walked over like no one else, hugging the incubator, "It's just a joke."

"Oh..." Dick sniffled artificially.

After everyone left, only Clark was still immersed in the blow and couldn't escape, and the Laughing Bat waited for a long time.

[Don't give him something? 】

The Laughing Bat lightly clenched his fist, approached the dejected Clark, and handed him a USB flash drive, "This time it's real."

He saw the blue eyes light up with satisfaction.