Mr. Purgatory just wants to be human

As the sun set, the earth was dyed a beautiful orange-red.

Two 'handsome' looking men leaned close to each other, the slightly taller black long straight man smiled brightly at the other black long straight man.

The sun fell on the two of them like flowing syrup, adding to the already picturesque scenery.

Filled with a sweet and beautiful feeling.

.........

Oh, no wonder!

.........

Senshouzhujian, you two idiots!

Uchiha Madara, who was raided from behind, thought so.

Uchiha Madara, who has lived for a hundred years, has never seen any big wind and waves. He can accept others' attitudes of joy, longing, sadness and fear, but today his state of mind is destroyed by a long-lost... under 'Pranks'.

Senju Hashirama, he...and...and...and... hugged me from behind (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

In just a moment, the dark pupils turned into an eternal kaleidoscope with complicated patterns, and thousands of times of anger appeared from the scarlet Sharingan, the chakra that turned into substance and kept running, and the hands holding the flaming fan tightly.

Uchiha Madara, who was in the pose, had a tense face, looking up and down Senju Hashirama pretending that nothing happened, feeling that the sickle in his hand was about to move.

So, where should I start (gritting teeth.jpg)? ! !

And the stupid Senju Bashima looked at the friend in front of him with a smile, and regarded everything that might happen again as a daily "discussion".

Senju Hashirama: Madara likes to exchange feelings by fighting.

Uchiha Madara's style review has become what it was later, and Senju Zhuma can be said to be constantly adding to it.

"Hashirama..." Uchiha Madara pulled out a 'kind' smile, and walked up with the Uchiha Uchiha Fan and the paired sickle, "You... remember what I once said ?”

"I said, don't stand behind me!!!"

With a roar, Uchiha Madara's expression gradually collapsed and became ferocious.

With a wave of his left hand, chakra of the wind attribute gushes out from it, rushing aggressively towards the Senjujuma behind him.

Then, Uchiha Madara spit out a small fireball technique from his mouth.

This technique looks unremarkable, and its scale is even smaller than the fireballs spit out by many ordinary Uchihas, but if you experience it yourself, you will find——

It's extremely hot in here.

Senju Bashirama: It's so hot! ! ! !

This is Uchiha Madara's improved version of the Great Fireball Art specially developed to deal with Senjujuma's unscientific immortal body. Compared with ordinary art, the heat in it has increased by more than a hundred times.

After all, according to the rough skin and thick flesh of Senshou Zhujian, if you want to hurt him without a certain temperature... No matter how big the fireball is, it's useless.

If it weren't for being at the gate of the Uchiha clan now, worrying about ruining his home just like that, Uchiha Madara would still want to show Senju Bashirama a little more color.

Also, one more thing to keep in mind—wind blows fire.

Under the blessing of the previous wind attribute chakra, after the huge fireball spit out quickly approached Qianjuzhujian, it spontaneously separated and turned into countless small fireballs, which instantly wiped out the few fireballs in front of Qianjuzhujian's forehead. It must be burnt clean.

"Mara, calm down!!!" From Uchiha Madara's series of actions, Senju Hashirama, who saw that his friend was really angry, faltered. He wanted to resist but was afraid of angering Uchiha Madara. Can embarrassingly dodge the fire escape ninjutsu that keeps attacking his head and face.

In the end, he hugged his hair that had been gnawed by a dog miserably, wanting to cry without tears.

"..." What a strange way to get along.

Purgatory Xing Shoulang sighed, is this the so-called teasing 'cheap' first? ! !

Uchiha Obito gloated at Senju Hashirama who was huddled into a wronged ball, and patted Purgatory Kyojuro on the shoulder while suppressing a smile: "Xing, you don't have to pay too much attention, you have to know how well the old man and Senju Hashirama get along. It’s always been this way.”

No matter how handsome Uchiha Madara is, he is just a grumpy old man in front of Senju Jujuma.

Correspondingly, even if Senjujuma's reputation in the outside world is deified, running to Uchiha Madara is just a white cut black who likes to drink and gamble to make a big death.

——This is probably the origin of the "demonic" Uchiha that Senju Banma said? !

When two people get together, they instantly become happy enemies or something. I really can't bear to look directly at them.

Uchiha and Senshou of the Warring States Period are also fortunate to guard such a mentally ill patriarch and maintain their status in the outside world.

Purgatory Xingshourou looked at the Zeng Uchiha clan land not far away where people came and went, and found the ordinary villagers who sneaked out their heads from the gate to watch Uchiha Madara and Senjuzhu fight. Constantly frown.

I lost all my face, are these two people going to end? ! !

and also......

Looking at the ordinary people coming and going in and out of the Uchiha Clan, Purgatory Kyojuro's image of the high-level Konoha once again dropped.

If he remembers correctly, the Uchiha land should be the private property of the Uchiha family, right? !

Do you understand that private property is inviolable? ? ?

If all the members of the Uchiha family are dead, it’s fine. Now that Uchiha Sasuke is still there, they dare to let people move into the Uchiha clan without saying hello? ! !

Is there any courtesy, justice and shame?

Purgatory Kyojuro, who can be regarded as a feudal landlord class in a certain sense, can't accept this kind of thing. When he thought of some outsiders who suddenly ran to the purgatory family when he was not at home, and took over the property of the purgatory family by themselves, he Just want to kill people.

Just when Purgatory Kyojuro was silent, the "battle" between Uchiha Madara and Senjujura had an end, Senjujuma once again used his eloquence to persuade Uchiha Madara.

You must know that although Senshou Zhuma appears to be honest on the surface, he is actually a white cut black.

A black sesame dumpling who loves playing hard to get, teases fires and puts them out.

When I was young, I used weak and aggressive methods to show the enemy well, but when I grow up, the routines are even more ever-changing.

so.

No matter how angry, Uchiha Madara still had to calm down his anger in the series of serial routines against Uchiha Madara's agents in Senjuzhuma.

"Hashirama, what are you doing here?!" Uchiha Madara asked a little irritably.

In response to this, Senju Bashima continued to attack with "sweet words" as it should be, "Madara, I heard that when Akatsuki organized the destruction of the village before, all the buildings were destroyed."

It's a pity that everyone has no place to live.

"For convenience, Tsunade will let everyone come to the Uchiha tribe to live here for a while. After all, only the Uchiha tribe survived the death in the entire Konoha Village."

"Personally, don't you prefer a quiet place and don't like to get along with others?"

"I was a little worried about you, so I moved next door to you with Tsunade."

Thinking of being able to get in close contact with his friend in the future, facing him day and night, Senshou Zhuma felt that his whole body was going to float.

Not only that, but he also took the initiative to express his opinion to Madara Uchiha, with eyes full of 'how is it? ''Surprise, right? ! ''Don't you want to praise me for being such a caring good friend? ! ! '

"......" Uchiha Madara felt the long-lost powerlessness in Senju Zhuma.

Uchiha Madara doesn't know how others feel, but he himself really feels that Senju Zhuma has become a little... clingy since his resurrection.

However, he was so straight that he didn't see clearly the "sinister" intentions of Senju Bashirama hidden in the name of his friend (of course, Senju Bashirama himself didn't quite understand), so he naturally agreed to the settlement of Senju Bashirama, which caused later Qianshou Feijian sighed day by day that he discovered the situation too late.

It is clear to the bystanders that although Uchiha Madara and Senjujuma are not aware of it, Purgatory Kyojuro always feels that the interaction between these two people is a bit weird.

Why is it so sticky, I and Yu Sui don't get along like this.

Could it be... Purgatory Xing Shoulang who suddenly thought of something suddenly realized, clapped his hands and then clasped them together.

——Is this the so-called 'public way'?

Thinking of the similarity between this picture and the topic that Ganlu Temple had popularized with him, Purgatory Xingshourou tilted his head a little uncertainly.

But it seems to be a little different? ? ?

If it is really the "public way", can it really be so natural to get along in public without fear?

How is it possible, I was really delusional.

After thinking for a while, Purgatory Xingshoulang shook his head and gave up this possibility, no longer caring about the sticky group of friends with 'spicy eyes' on one side.

No matter what they are, our friends in the Ghost Killing Squad are more normal.