Mr. Purgatory just wants to be human

"Ah~ah? Ah?! Ah!!!"

Uchiha Madara, who was watching Purgatory Kyojuro and Namikaze Minato discussing space-time ninjutsu, raised his head in doubt when he heard Senju Hashirama's voice from a long distance away.

what happened?

It seems that I heard the voice between the pillars

Why did Hashirama act so excited? ? ?

meditate jg

So Uchiha Madara, who didn't react, was trapped in place by a wooden escape in Senshouzhujian

? ? ? ! ! ! ? ? ?

Uchiha Madara, whose face was receiving ninjutsu, was distorted. With a hideous face, he raised the round fan in his hand and signaled to Senju Hashirama who was rushing towards him: "Hey, Hashirama~ you are the most please explain it to me.”

If you don't tell me a reason for coming to bother me, then you are dead! ! !

But to my surprise, Senju Hashirama, who has long been discouraged by Uchiha Madara's face, did not respond to this, but had a look of'wtf'God, I saw it What? ' with the look of spreading a blank sheet of paper in front of Uchiha Madara

"What's going on tt?" At this moment, he was crying like a 160-pound child.

What's going on here?

At this time, Uchiha Madara, who realized something was wrong, reached out to take the piece of paper, browsed through it intently, and then patted it on the table. He said nonchalantly, "What's so important?"

"Isn't this important?!" Hearing this irresponsible words, Qianshou Zhujian exploded.He reached out and slapped the table heavily, and then said with a serious expression: "Why does your child have my blood?" Could it be that we had a period before, and then you deleted my memory? !

But if this is the case, wouldn't I become an irresponsible scumbag? ! !

"Wow~~" xn

As soon as Senju Hashirama's words fell, Namikaze Minato, who was talking about space ninjutsu with Purgatory Kyojuro, and the rest of the onlookers who were attracted by Senju Hashirama's figure rushing past the square were stunned. ground, and then let out a thoughtful sigh in unison.

It turns out that there is actually such a relationship between the two founders of Konoha, but if this is the case, wouldn't the two of them have Uzumaki Ji in addition?

How wronged is Mito-sama's grandmother? !

Senju Tsunade, Orochimaru, and Jiraiya, who also received this conversation in their ears, were instantly confused by the intricate emotional relationship of the founding team

, dizzy mind can only think of such a sentence.

"What are you all thinking about?!"

Looking at the broken shuriken in Purgatory Kyojuro's hand, Uchiha Madara couldn't bear to hold his forehead, he really didn't want to see this group of idiots whose minds are full of yellow trash

But before he drove everyone away, a gloomy voice sounded from behind him: "Nissan, what's going on?"

"Izumi, Izumi?!!"

Looking at the dense black air surrounding Uchiha Izuna, Uchiha Madara was so frightened that he took a step back subconsciously.

The cold sweat on his face "swiped" and fell down, but Uchiha Madara seemed to have not noticed it at all, and poured all his attention on his brother.

"No matter what you are thinking in your mind now, but you have to know that it is really not like this." Uchiha Madara waved his hands frantically, explaining: "Quanna, listen to me!!!"

"Well, I'm listening!" Uchiha Izumi pulled out a stiff smile, and stood there with his arms folded, wanting to see how his brother explained this matter to himself

Why does his dear niece and grandnephew actually have the 'disgusting' blood of the wood next door holding hands? !

Although Uchiha Quanna was about to go crazy with anger, he knew that there might be some dirty things in the next thing.So for the sake of the image of his elder brother Wei Guangzheng, he resolutely kicked out all the people present except the Uchiha family and the Senju family.

Facing Uchiha Quanna's expression, Uchiha Madara panicked completely - because he knew that whenever his younger brother made such an expression, it meant that he was really angry.

And now I have to find a way to coax the angry Uchiha Quanna well. This is an S-level task that was once held high on the top of the Uchiha family's task list. In the past, those enemies made Quanna angry and I can still coax him. Now let Quanna Nai he is angry with himself, so what should he do?

Thinking of this, Uchiha Madara, who was a little tired, glared at Senju Hashirama angrily. If it wasn't for this guy, how could he face such an embarrassing scene?

But Odoudou, who has been lost and recovered after all calculations, is more important. Uchiha Madara, who was flying to the sky but accidentally overturned at the top, could only hold Uchiha Izuna's hand stiffly and explain softly: "You know, Quanna, I don't like any casual women."

"So you've taken a fancy to Senshou Bashirama, this tough big man?"

"It's not like this!" by Uchiha Izumi

Uchiha Madara, who was so frightened by the words, shook his head again and again, he couldn't imagine himself and Senjuzhuma being sticky together, "Do you still remember the day when the hagoromo exterminated the clan? I was with them Governance and Erina's were found in the lab at home!"

So your brother and I are clean, and really have nothing to do with Qianshouzhu! ! !

Uchiha Madara was so tired that he almost wanted to scream.

"So I really haven't done anything to be sorry to you?" Senshou Zhuma poked his head out and asked silently.

Uchiha Madara raised his forehead, and in a hurry, he clenched the flame ball in his hand and patted Senju Bashima's head with a fan, "Of course! Idiot, what are you thinking? Is there something out of line between us? relationship, don’t you, the party, know about it?!”

He was going crazy with this stupid piece of wood.

"Isn't that because your Kaleidoscope Sharingan is too powerful?" Senju Hashima touched his red forehead and curled his lips and complained: "Who knows if you will be ashamed because you dislike that memory. Delete all my memories!"

"You..." Uchiha Madara stretched out his finger tremblingly and pointed at Senju Bashirama, not knowing what to say.

After a long silence, he calmed down and reorganized his words: "Hashirama, you also know that I am not the kind of science material." Then, he said to Senshou Hashirama seriously: "So, If it wasn't for someone who played science to put the experimental samples in front of me in advance, how could I immediately realize that the so-called Yang power refers to your power?"

"That's why yin and yang are fused together," Qianshou Zhujian hesitated to speak.

Uchiha Madara nodded silently, "Governance and Erina were born for this reason, so I will immediately recall the experiment of the Hagoromo family after seeing the records on the stone tablet."

And knowing your strength is the key to get me to the top

After listening to this explanation, Uchiha Quanna barely regained his senses. He quickly walked to Uchiha Madara, took his brother's arm and led him outside.

"Nissan, just be friends." At this time, even his previous thoughts disappeared completely, and his head was full of gratitude that his brother was not taken away: "This guy is completely unreliable as a partner, otherwise If you look at Uzumaki Mito, you will know it!" A good Ji Jun was rubbed into this look

"Izuna, how could I be?" The conversation between Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izumi came from a distance.

Although he didn't have much thought about Uchiha Madara at first, after hearing such an evaluation, Senju Hashirama still couldn't help but feel a little uncomfortable.He folded his arms around his knees and found a corner to nest down, and then kept gesticulating on the ground with teary eyes: "Isn't it a bit too much to say that? I obviously have a lot of amazing things!!!"

Afterwards, the Qianshoufan who followed behind looked at all this with dead fish eyes, and turned his head away a little bit unbearably.

"Anijia, stop messing around, and come home with me!" Saying so, he pulled Senshou Zhujian away.

The author has something to say: Hokage’s side story is about the same. It is known that Mingzuo is together; Feiquan once had a relationship; Straight man; two-way with card but failed to go online. . .Make up your own mind about the specific things, let me think about how to write the next plot