Mr. Purgatory just wants to be human

"You... what are you doing???"

When Uchiha Obito went crazy, a familiar voice suddenly sounded from the door.

Purgatory Xingshourou looked at someone wearing an orange mask who was pretending to be crazy with a confused face, and he still hasn't reacted yet.

what happened?

Didn't I just go out for a while?

How long has it been!Brother Obito, who has always been bitter, bitter, and serious, has become a psychopath! !

Is this a problem? ! !

And Uchiha Obito who was tragically lost... His face under the mask twitched twice. He really didn't expect such a coincidence, but it was a rare release, and his image was completely destroyed!

Although the original is not a good image.

"Listen to my explanation!"

Uchiha Obito subconsciously wanted to quibble, while Purgatory Kyojuro looked at Uchiha Obito with a very good temper, wanting to hear what his cousin who exposed his nature had to say.

Faced with such a pure face, even Obito Uchiha, who has always been good at pretending to be crazy, was speechless.

He silently stared at Purgatory Xingshourou, then shrank to the side and shut himself up.

Faced with Obito Uchiha's disconnection, Purgatory Kyojuro just showed an awkward yet polite smile, "So what are you talking about now?"

Unable to face such a scene, he quickly changed the subject.

Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Sasuke, who also didn't know how to face this scene, followed the words of Purgatory Kyojuro: "We found that the teacher at Senjuro's school is a ghost, and we are now discussing how to deal with her."

"How to deal with it? If you don't eat people, throw them to the Fuji Mountain, and if you eat people, just kill them!"

Hearing that there was a ghost lurking beside Senjuro, Purgatory Senjurou frowned to express his attitude.

Purgatory Qianshourou nodded again and again, "I know that the ghost must be dealt with, but she is the teacher of the school after all, what will be done if she just disappears like this?"

"We can solve this problem." Obito Uchiha, who is being autistic, raised his head silently, "Split·body·jutsu plus change·body·jutsu, after transforming into Asayama Sakurako, just go directly to the school to apply for resignation."

After hearing this, Uchiha Madara hugged his chest and retorted: "Don't abandon your identity so quickly, it's too wasteful."

"It just so happens that Senshouro is a little dangerous in school alone, so I just put a clone over there to prevent things like this from happening again."

It's just a little bit of chakra, which he doesn't lack for Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Sasuke on the side nodded silently, obviously acknowledging the idea.

Purgatory Chishouro:......

Hmm~ I got it!

It was the first time for the blond boy to know that there was such a pickpocket in this world, not to mention killing the ghost and occupying the other party's identity, it can be said that he took full advantage of it.

But such an operation...

Really interesting look! !

Under the ravages of several Uchihas, Chijuro Purgatory, who was originally inclined to use his brain, has officially evolved, "Since he can sense the breath fluctuations of ghosts, then after occupying the identity of Asayama Sakurako, simply imitate her breath Let’s try again and see if we can get mixed up with the ghost.”

"If you can, you can use this identity to fish."

What is certain is that Purgatory Qianshourou has been completely blackened.

Facing such Purgatory Senjurou, Uchiha Madara showed an extremely beautiful smile, and while stroking Purgatory Senjurou's head, he praised: "Good job!" It is not at all obvious that he actually hates plotting the most Tricksters are gone.

Qianshou Feijian, who had been ridiculed day and night for this, sent a look of contempt.

Qianshoufeijian: Who was it that said that these strategies were unrealistic? !

Uchiha Obito, who inherited all Uchiha Madara's memories, was stunned by someone's brazenness. He didn't expect Uchiha Madara to be able to open his eyes and talk nonsense to this point.

But the next second he was 'really fragrant'.

Facing Purgatory Senjurou's little eyes eager for approval, he aggressively pressed his hand on the golden head and rubbed it twice desperately, "You are so smart, Senjurou!"

Hmm~ Obito Uchiha is strong and unyielding!

After talking for a while, seeing that it was already dark, everyone went back to their rooms to rest.

.....................................

Purgatory Xingshourou was lying on the tatami alone, perhaps because someone had been sleeping with him for a while, but after returning to Purgatory's house, he was not used to it.

When he was bored, he opened the chat group again.

[Group Announcement: Ding ~ welcome new member 'Scientific Exploration of Immortality' to join! 】

Seeing this announcement, Purgatory Xingshoulang raised his eyebrows with interest, and muttered to himself: "Usually when newcomers join, three people are added at once, so this time there is only one?"

As he said that, he took it for granted that he would copy the welcome words every time a newcomer joins.

Breath of Flame: Welcome newcomers to the chat room.

The Right Hand of Miracle: Welcome newcomers!

Miracle's Right Hand: Judging by the name, the newcomer this time is a master of technology!

King of the Undead: Indeed, look at our chat room, there is no one who lights up the technology tree except newcomers!

Hell Puppeteer: Immortality?Newcomers, you can talk to these people! @水之女神@不死人之王@老侯侯@缘结神@蜜桃is the most beautiful thing in the world

Goddess of Water: Don't don't~ Don't look for me!I was born a protoss, although I have a long life but I don't know the source.

Old Marquis: ...

Old Marquis: Although the old man has lived for 200 years, it is still uncertain whether he will live forever!

Old Marquis: And look at the old man, does it seem like the kind of existence that lights up the technology tree?I can't talk at all, okay?

Peach is the most beautiful thing in the world: it has nothing to do with me!

Peach is the most beautiful thing in the world: I am a ghost, as a human being, I am already dead, so don’t look for me if human beings want to live forever!

Yuanjieshen: Me too!I am a human god with a limited lifespan!

King of the Undead: A skeleton has nothing to do with that.

Seeing that the hell puppet master shouted out the longevity species in the group with a single word, Orochimaru, who was hiding in the snake pit, laughed, not to mention how happy he was.

"I didn't expect there to be so many immortal races here~ It would be great if we could study them!" He muttered to himself, "Maybe we can add several immortality methods?!"

As he said that, he picked up a pen and wrote something on the paper, then pasted it on his laboratory table, and then disappeared in place with the seal of his hands.

At the same time, a few words were sent to the chat group.

Scientific exploration of the method of immortality: Hello everyone, I am Orochimaru.

Scientific exploration of the method of immortality: If possible, can you introduce this chat group to me in detail =￣ω￣=?

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-06-1518:44:58~2020-06-1921:38:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 3 bottles of sparkling;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!