Correct posture of masochism [system]

Song Yan thought about it all night and couldn't figure out the meaning of those two words. It was vague but seemed clear. He could see clearly many times, but he hesitated for the first time in his life.

Two days later, Song Yan didn't let himself continue to worry, and chose to seal up the strange temperature in his chest, never touching it.

Jiang Yu realized that Song Yan's change was in the court, and the other party's silence showed that he was just a dutiful courtier, his face flickered, and finally he sneered in his heart.

coward.

In midsummer, paulownia flowers bloom, Emperor Ye gets married, and the whole world celebrates

The queen is Tang Xiwan, the niece of Empress Dowager Cen. Jiang Yu didn't even see what she looked like, but was hurt by her rouge and gouache-scented scalp. Go through the whole process in the shouting.

How to make cowards recognize the reality and stop avoiding it, the most effective way is to give a fatal blow, and there is no need to turn back when there is no way out.

Song Yan stood at the top of the hundred officials, still with the same unchanging posture, he stood with a pen.Straight, with lowered eyebrows and eyes, he couldn't see the expression on his face clearly, probably because the weather was too hot, so that he was a little drowsy from the sun, his two slightly dry lips opened and closed, and sent congratulatory messages with the ministers.

"Long Live Long Live Your Majesty!"

"The queen is a thousand years old!"

After the wedding, Jiang Yu never set foot in Tang Xiwan's bedroom. Tang Xiwan went to Empress Dowager Cen's place to cry every three days, and finally went to Jiang Yu's place.

A lady from a wealthy family is like a shrew all day long, and everyone in the palace knows that she won't give up if she doesn't make trouble.

Empress Dowager Cen, a mother-in-law, was also troubled, and she might be both inside and out. She tried to talk to her son in another way, "Wan'er is still young, and her heart is simple. She just entered the palace, and she is not familiar with many things. Taking care of the harem will inevitably cause some emotions, you should spend more time with her."

"Queen mother, you let my son marry her, and my son will marry her too." Jiang Yu pinched.Frowning helplessly, he said, "But every time this son sees her, he doesn't even have the slightest intention to get close to her, let alone do something."

Empress Dowager Cen almost choked, she covered her mouth and coughed a few times, "Then Ye'er has... any ideas about what?"

It may be too difficult for someone like Song Yan to find a second one.

Empress Dowager Cen sighed in her heart, at that time she thought that Song Yan had the same meaning for Ye'er, but she was mistaken, but it's strange, Song Yan is at that age, and she hasn't married yet.

"Ye'er, you said Song Yan..."

"It depends on your feelings. Queen Mother, you are someone who has experienced this, so you should understand." Jiang Yu frowned and interrupted Queen Mother Cen's next words.

Empress Dowager Cen thought to herself, the Ai family really didn't understand, the two of them stripped naked like rice dumplings, lay down on the bed, and did everything they needed to do, wouldn't life be just like that?

It didn't take long before the court draft was very powerful. Anyone who had reached the age of 13, regardless of gender, could participate. From the poor to the high-ranking officials, they were divided into two batches for inspection.

Every procedure is extremely strict, requiring good looks, perfect figure, no scars and blemishes, and a healthy life.If you are healthy, you will officially enter the palace from now on if you pass it, and you have a [-]% chance of being successful.

Under the double attack of Empress Dowager Cen and the ministers, Jiang Yu conferred a few concubines and lovers at random, and continued to sleep in his imperial study.

Ever since those colorful newcomers came to the harem, little Quanzi was flattered by them in various ways, his sleeves and chest were more or less stuffed, looking at the scenery on his face, everyone in front of him and behind him was the famous father-in-law of Quan Quan beside His Majesty.

But he began to frown, because His Majesty has never turned over anyone's sign.

If this continues, the queen mother will not be able to pay the job at all.

Seeing that it was almost time, Xiao Quanzi held up the plate containing the green head card, bent down and said respectfully, "Your Majesty, it's time to go to bed."

Jiang Yu is the leader.Playing with Li Sang's new tribute, without lifting it, "I don't have time tonight."

There was no time to go back, Xiao Quanzi muttered softly as he walked, "I'm afraid the name of the person His Majesty wants to find is not here..."

A voice suddenly came from behind, "Little Quanzi, have you had enough time with me and want to leave the palace?"

Xiao Quanzi was startled, and swallowed guiltyly, "No, no."

After a while, Jiang Yu pressed his fingers.Pressing the temples on both sides, he has been in this world for nearly three years, and the system reminds him from time to time that the mission is still short of the last step before he can leave.

Song Yan, don't make me wait too long.

On a quiet morning, Jiang Yu was washing and washing. When he was about to go to court, he saw the little Quan Zi stumbling in outside, with a panicked look on his face, "Your Majesty... Your Majesty, Queen... Queen, she...she..."

"Calm your breath before you speak." Jiang Yu swept over sharply.

"The slave is being presumptuous." Little Quanzi stood on tiptoe and whispered a few words in Jiang Yu's ear.

Jiang Yu moved his eyebrows strangely after hearing this, he seemed to be happy or angry, his expression was a little distorted, and Xiao Quanzi broke into a sweat.

It turned out that the lady in charge of the Queen's bedroom called a few times in the outer hall, but there was no movement. She was worried that something happened to the master, so she went to the inner hall. When she saw the scene on the bed, she instinctively yelled, and the other nearby palace ladies and eunuchs were recruited. up.

By the time she came to her senses and wanted to regret it, it was already too late.

Tang Xiwan and a foreign minister Chi.Lying naked on a bed, with messy clothes and bedding scattered on the floor, it was unsightly. The empress dowager Cen rushed over to suppress this shocking event on the spot. when.

What's more, there is no guarantee that no one will deliberately take the opportunity to stir up this muddy water, and this scandal will inevitably stir up trouble.

There was a lot of discussion inside and out. The harem seemed to be calm, but secretly it was a different scene. The ministers tried to find ways to send gold, silver and jewelry to the sons and daughters in the palace so that they could establish a good relationship.

Little Quanzi has undoubtedly become the biggest wooing target, but now it's different from the past, he doesn't dare to drag himself into it, avoiding it if he can, and acting like a fool if he can't.

It is a certainty that the queen will be abolished. Once the position is vacant, it depends on who can seize this opportunity to ascend to the sky.

The royal family lost all face, Empress Dowager Cen broke out her temper that had been restrained for many years, and all the eunuchs and maids around Tang Xiwan were punished that day, and none of them survived.

And the maid in charge was directly killed with a stick.

As the person who should be the most angry, Jiang Yu was very calm, and he didn't feel uncomfortable wearing the green hat. Instead, he was in a good mood. He glanced at Song Yan intentionally or unintentionally in the hall, and curled his lips meaningfully.

A minister shook his head and sighed, "Your Majesty, the empress has lost her virtue, which is something I have never heard of before."

Jiang Yu withdrew his gaze and glanced at one place, "Tang Aiqing."

Bearing many contemptuous glances, Tang Xiwan's father's old face was ashen, and he lowered his head, "This minister is not good at education, please see that this minister is old..."

"I also want to give the queen a chance, but the queen broke my heart." Jiang Yu put on a disappointed expression, "I will discuss this matter with the queen mother."

When Tang Xiwan's father heard the second part of Jiang Yu's words, his tense body relaxed. After all, he and the queen mother are their own family, and they will not sit idly by.

And this time he was really whimsical.

The most embarrassing thing for Empress Dowager Cen was this kind of thing, and she was ridiculed by Concubine Jin one after another. Holding back her anger, she looked at Tang Xiwan who was kneeling on the ground, without any warmth on her face.

"Wan'er, you are the mother of a country, you should be the mother of the world, but you can see what you have done?"

"Someone framed it!" Tang Xiwan screamed uncontrollably, crying and pleading, "Auntie, you have to trust Wan'er, Wan'er dare not do such outrageous things..."

That night, she originally wanted to tell that person not to see each other again, but for safety's sake, she had already prepared to make a clean break, but then somehow they got entangled together, it must be some bitch who hurt her behind her back.

Empress Dowager Cen sneered, "Then you told Aijia that it is true that you met foreign ministers privately?"

Tang Xiwan's body trembled, she panicked immediately, her face turned pale, she crawled to Empress Dowager Cen helplessly, "Auntie, Wan'er knew I was wrong, I beg you to save Wan'er—"

Empress Dowager Cen kicked away Tang Xiwan, who was rushing towards her, and looked down at her, "It's you who didn't live up to your expectations, which allowed others to take advantage of it. You have disappointed Aijia too much."

Throughout the ages, she didn't know what the harem had done to compete for favor. If she wanted to have the glory and wealth envied by others, she had to bear all the open and dark arrows. Only smart people who can pretend to be confused can live longer.

After thinking about it, she still used the wrong chess piece. This child is too naive, regardless of the severity, and is so bold that he is not suitable for entering the palace.

The queen was deposed and sent to the cold palace, and the foreign minister was given poisoned wine.

Just when everyone thought the matter had come to an end, the other concubines in the harem seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit suddenly. Some accidentally fell into the water, some hanged themselves, some contracted a strange disease, and the last one had a nervous breakdown.

Within a month, all the concubines and queens who had just been conferred were gone.

So people began to sigh, the feng shui of the harem has changed, it is not suitable for women now, and all the men left behind, His Majesty is going to make an exception.

Although men can also conceive children, the pain they endure is many times that of women, so the Tai Hospital is busy.

On this day, those men were carefully dressed and brought to the imperial garden to face the saint.

Empress Dowager Cen looked at them one by one and nodded in satisfaction, paying attention to a few farts.With big thighs, thin waist, fair skin, and quick eyes, she can do things at a glance.

"Ye'er, take a look."

Jiang Yu's eyes glanced at any time, and stopped on a blue figure. His eyes were narrowed, and a gleam of light flickered. The face looked two or three points like Sun Zi Yang, but the sun between his brows was not as bright as Sun Zi Yang's, but Feminine and delicate.

Empress Dowager Cen saw him staring blankly at the man, and signaled the maid next to him to write it down, and then winked at Xiao Quanzi.

"Your Majesty, that's Wu Qinghong, the third son of Wu Taiqing's family." Little Quan Zi said softly from the side, "A song of Qingsang Dance is famous all over the world, and he looks like a top-notch in the city."

Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows, he remembered, but he didn't expect that the difference between the real person and the picture scroll is not small.

"You come forward."

Wu Qinghong, who was standing in the crowd, was stunned for a moment, unable to hide the surprise on his face, he stepped over and whispered, "Your Majesty."

Jiang Yu stood up and squeezed.Clasping his chin, some memory faintly welled up in the depths of his eyes, and disappeared very quickly.

From this day on, Wu Qinghong became the object of envy, jealousy, and even framed by others.

Soon, Emperor Ye stayed in Wu Liangren's residence every night, and rumors spread that he was fascinated and had no intention of governing.

It took only five days for Wu Qinghong to go from lover to concubine.

However, no one knew that their Majesty only watched Wu Qinghong dance at Wu Qinghong's place every night, and even slept in matching clothes.

Under the starry sky, Jiang Yu was lazily holding a wine glass, filled it again when it was empty, and looked at Wu Qinghong who was dancing non-stop in front of him carelessly, as if he didn't seem to be interested at all.

As soon as Wu fell, Wu Qinghong took a few breaths, wiped off the sweat from his forehead, walked over to sit on Jiang Yu's lap, and said aggrievedly, "Your Majesty, my concubine's legs are a little sore."

"Then I'll pinch it for my concubine. Pinch." Jiang Yu stretched out his index finger and tapped Wu Qinghong's nose, then put his hand on his calf and pinched it perfunctorily, stroking it all the way up, which made him squirm with laughter .Come.twist.Go, almost wringing out the baggy clothes.

With a jerk of his fingers, Jiang Yu caught sight of a piece of blue clothes in the opposite bamboo forest, a light flashed in his eyes, he stretched out his hand to hug Wu Qinghong into his arms, and pressed with two fingers.Stop the opponent's exclamation.

Wu Qinghong's eyes sparkled, and he called out softly, "Your Majesty..."

The soft voice beside his ears made Jiang Yu's skin goosebumps instantly, he hooked.Touching Wu Qinghong's chin, rubbing his thumbs left and right, slowly moving them up, his lips stopped at a just right position, like a kiss.It's a big deal, but it's actually a little bit worse.

There was a frightening slight noise in the bamboo forest, and the slender blue figure turned and left.

Wu Qinghong died two days later. The imperial physician found out that he was poisoned. Ting Wei's Mansion searched a paper bag in the servant's room next to him. The remaining powder in it was the poison he had been poisoned.

But the page boy could not be found, until two maids went to fetch water and found his body in the well in the backyard.

Accidents happened one after another, and they were all very weird, and there were rumors of ghosts in the palace again, those who were waiting to be punished.The favored men were in panic all day and all night, and some even couldn't stand it and asked for help at home to leave.

Empress Dowager Cen sighed and couldn't accept such a commotion. She said she was going to live in the Great Buddha Temple for a while.

A few days after Jiang Yu sent Empress Dowager Cen away, he heard that Song Yan was injured.

It is said that it was a group of cronies under Feng Yicheng's hands. Song Yan was stabbed with a sword and did not die, but fainted on the spot, fainted by his own blood.

Jiang Yu didn't bring Xiao Quanzi with him, he came to the prime minister's mansion alone, frowned and said, "Everyone go out."

"Yes." The old butler led a few servants back and left, and gently closed the door. Just before closing the door, the old butler glanced at the young emperor inside, and shook his head. Mr. Xiang was also very bitter.

Jiang Yu leaned over and pressed close to the ear of the person on the bed, his lips almost touching, "Song Yan, do you know what you are doing?"

It is this person who can turn a blind eye to his big wedding, draft, and even favoring concubines, and it is this person who turns his harem back on his back.

no respond.

Jiang Yu stretched out his hand and opened Song Yan's skirt, glanced at the wound on his abdomen, rubbed his fingers lightly on the bloody cloth, and laughed ironically, "You say you are a courtier, you don't bring many people with you when you go out, Isn't this courting death?"

Sitting in front of the bed for a while, Jiang Yu's voice was dry talking to himself, no one was talking to him, it was really boring, he got up and patted Song Yan's cold cheek, "I'm leaving."

"In the middle of the night, I was listening to Yuge waiting for you." After opening the door, Jiang Yu turned his head slightly, and raised his lips with a half-smile, "You decide whether to come or not."

He has already thrown out what he can give. If Song Yan should not come here, the king will still be the king, and the minister will still be the minister. If he comes, then everything will be turned upside down from tonight...

The man who was supposed to be sleeping on the bed slowly opened his eyes, and his eyes fell on the closed door, clear and calm, without any confusion.