Correct posture of masochism [system]

The atmosphere became stagnant in vain.

Jiang Yu smiled shortly, "What Prime Minister Song said was that the Empress Mother mentioned the matter of the harem to me yesterday."

Song Yan brushed off the blanket on the couch, got up, and walked towards Jiang Yu step by step.

Jiang Yu maintained his composure on his face, until the cold breath from the opposite side mixed with the scent of medicine rushed into his nose, he finally had a slight flaw.

"Your Majesty, entrusted by the late emperor, I will definitely do my best to manage this country and society for you, but..." Song Yan's voice dropped, with a biting chill, "I don't like being used by others."

The implication is, don't be smart, and next time, just roll off that chair.

Jiang Yu put on a clear expression, "I don't like being used either."

"It seems that Taifu Li has put a lot of thought into it recently, and Nachen teased him, His Majesty understands it." Song Yan's eyes were half-closed, and no one could see through the darkness there.

"I remembered that yellow scorpion hasn't been fed yet, Song Xiang, you should rest well, I'll see you another day..."

A crisp bang outside the door interrupted Jiang Yu's voice behind him. He looked sideways at Song Yan and found that the other party's breath was not very good.

Song Yan opened his lips, "Come in."

The door was pushed open from the outside, and the young man standing there looked extremely beautiful, with a pair of peach blossom eyes showing fear and uneasiness, he plopped down on his knees.

"Master, the servant slipped and knocked over the medicine bowl..."

Song Yan frowned, "Go down and receive the punishment."

"Yes." The young man turned pale, bit his lip, stood up and left.

Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows imperceptibly, the back of the young man's hands were red.It was swollen, it should have been burned just now, he secretly paid attention to Song Yan, and put such a special one.put things by your side...

Thinking of the disappointment when the young man left, Jiang Yu's eyes were a little playful.Wei, "Song Xiang, take a good rest." After he finished speaking, he left without touching the ground.

Song Yan stood in the room and stared at the panicked back. The kitten had better be obedient. If the owner dared to scratch it, it could only chop off its paw and throw it aside.

Coming out of Xiangfu, Jiang Yu felt that he was soaked in cold water from head to toe, Song Yan should not doubt him, at most he thought he was stupid and restless.

"His Majesty?"

Jiang Yu, who almost ran into a big tree, turned his head to look at the worried little Quanzi. This world is a masculine place, so the original owner has already followed...

Jiang Yu frowned, and suddenly he put his hand on Xiao Quanzi's fart.There, knead vigorously.Pinch twice.

Xiao Quan's body trembled, he lowered his head shyly, his face and neck blushed slightly, "Your Majesty... Your Majesty..."

Sure enough.

"I want you?" Jiang Yu looked strange.

"Ah?" Xiao Quanzi's eyes widened, and after a while he lowered his eyelids and whispered, "How could this servant's dirty body get into His Majesty's eyes."

Jiang Yu raised his forehead, and on the way back to the palace, his mind was full of bloody big characters swaying and floating there.

He forgot that this world is not only masculine, men can also lay eggs.

"000, don't give me a hidden mission, I can't bear it."

"Ding, this is unknown."

"I beg you."

"Ding, I'll do my best." It may be the first time I heard Jiang Yu in a begging tone, and the system short circuited for a few seconds.

Although it was not a 100% answer, Jiang Yu was still relieved, he was really afraid that he would step on a landmine anytime.

Back in the palace, Jiang Yu went straight to the study room. The secret guard who had been waiting there reported that Li Yuan's son Li Dan had embezzled the disaster relief funds four years ago. down.

Jiang Yu pondered and remained silent, at that time the original owner was still the crown prince, Song Yan had just become the prime minister, Ji Bai was the prince of Xiaoyao, Feng Yi was guarding the border gates, Li Yuan had been the grand tutor for many years.

The situation in the imperial court is stable, and with the style of the late emperor, if he knew about Li Dan's case, he would definitely not rush it.

So who intercepted it halfway?There is that ability to hide the truth.

The old man Li Yuan puts his reputation above everything else, so in order not to let his son's affairs become a stain on the family and him, could it be him who did it?

Jiang Yu frowned, and threw a list over, "I want these people to die in accidents one after another."

"Yes." The shadow disappeared.

There were many misfortunes outside, and all the ministers in the court were nervous, afraid that when it was their turn, Jiang Yu would still eat, drink and play, and became deaf.

The magistrate of Daobei reported that Ji Bai had arrived, and he flattered him.

The once-in-a-ten-year sacrifice to heaven is coming, and the prime minister Song Yan has done his best to prepare for related matters with dedication and diligence.

"Your Majesty, have you remembered what I said?"

"Remember." Jiang Yu perfunctory.

Song Yan said lightly, "Then repeat it for the minister to hear."

"..." Jiang Yu didn't change his face, "I forgot again."

Song Yan smiled softly, "I think I should be able to remember it after copying it fifty times. I don't know if His Majesty approves?"

Fuck, Jiang Yu gritted his teeth, "Song Xiang is really smart."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the commendation." Song Yan's smile restrained, the gentleness just now seemed to be an illusion.

So Jiang Yu spent the whole day lying in the study, copying books, throwing a pile of paper balls on the ground, and the sound of him smashing things, the little Quan at the door did not dare to go in, for fear of being accidentally hit on the head.

Jiang Yu's fingers were about to cramp when he was writing, so he asked, "Can you write?"

A voice came from an unknown direction, "This subordinate will not."

Jiang Yu threw the pen away, leaving a large ink dot on the rice paper. He grabbed the book and copied it six times to find the Empress Dowager Cen, and asked her to copy it for her.

When Song Yan came to check, Jiang Yu had already thought up a set of rhetoric, and it was somewhat effective to use the three words Empress Dowager Cen.

Song Yan smiled and said, "Your Majesty has grown up."

This sentence again, the corner of Jiang Yu's mouth twitched, every time he heard it, he would feel a chill all over his body, especially the soles of his hands and feet, as if he was about to be cramped.

After successfully escaping from Song Yan, Jiang Yu managed to catch his breath. Li Yuan came again, and immediately put on a solemn expression, "Your Majesty, do you still remember what the old minister said?"

You said so much, who knows which sentence, Jiang Yu complained in his heart, he scratched his forehead, with an attitude of humbly asking for advice, "Teacher has something to say directly."

Li Yuan glanced at him and sighed, "Your Majesty may not focus on government affairs, but don't argue with Prime Minister Song."

"I know." Jiang Yu showed a sincere look.

Li Yuan said worriedly, "I hope His Majesty can understand the old minister's meaning, and don't make another big mistake."

Jiang Yu nodded, "I will keep it in mind."

When he was about to leave, Li Yuan turned his head and took a deep look at Jiang Yu, there were too many complicated colors that appeared in it, and it was fleeting.

Jiang Yu didn't catch it. In order to find a way to support Feng Yicheng, he planned a play, asked the hidden guards to go to the border to create chaos, and ordered Feng Yicheng to take [-] soldiers to the expedition.

The only way is to separate the three forces and defeat them one by one.

Everything was going according to his plan, Jiang Yu had already regarded the hidden guard as a sharp knife he swung out, until one day he smelled a trace of blood from the opponent, "Are you injured?"

"A little injury." Surprise flashed in the man's downcast eyes.

Jiang Yu squatted down, ran his index finger across the half of the grimace mask, and pinched it again.Hold his jaw, and look into a pair of cold and dead eyes, "Name."

The half of the man's face exposed to the outside was clear and tough, probably because of excessive blood loss, or maybe for other reasons, his voice was a little hoarse, "Seventeen."

Jiang Yu's fingers stopped on the edge of the mask, then moved away, and he suddenly pinched vigorously.Grabbing the opponent's right shoulder, pierced five fingers in, allowing it to penetrate.The sticky blood that came out stained his hands, and he sneered, "Is this the little injury you mentioned?"

Shi Qi pursed his lips and remained silent.

Jiang Yu wiped the blood on his body."Remember, your life is mine."

"Yes." Seventeen replied.

"Go down and heal."

Jiang Yu stood up and looked down at the man kneeling in front of him. People are often caught off guard by things that are unfamiliar to them. He knows what this person lacks.

So the vile thought, he is alone, he needs this person to stand in front of him, hoping that one day he will be truly regarded as the master by the other party, and he can sacrifice his life for him at any time.

That night, Jiang Yu finished flipping through the memorial and asked the little Quanzi next to him to add more ink. Not long after, he saw the little Quanzi running over in surprise, "Your Majesty, I can't find the few pieces of ink that I put there."

He felt strange, Mo will have a special person in charge, and will refill it in time, it is impossible for such an omission to exist.

Jiang Yu's eyes fell on the inkstone, he could easily enter and leave his bedroom, touch those brushes and ink, except for Xiao Quanzi, only... Li Yuan "Go and serve me a bowl of lotus seed soup."

"The slave is going here."

When Xiao Quanzi went out, Jiang Yu said to Kong Kong, "Go to Li Yuan's residence and search for a dark room, see if you can find Mo, go yourself."

Jiang Yu woke up in the morning and found his legs.between wet.Wet, he reached out and touched it, obscene.The pants are sticky.Tired of a piece.

When you are old, you should relax.slow.Shu.Slow down.

After getting up, Jiang Yu went to court as usual, he didn't know about the obscenity.The trousers were sent to Queen Mother Cen's palace, which caused him a lot of trouble.

He knew about this trouble at night, when a woman in a pink thin shirt was brought in, she lowered her head slightly, with a red belly inside.The pocket is clearly visible.

"Servant servant. Waiting for His Majesty to change clothes."

Jiang Yu recognized the little maid next to Empress Dowager Cen, estimated to be less than fifteen, he frowned tightly, "Go out."

The woman knelt down tremblingly, her face almost touching the ground, "I beg Your Majesty to save this servant."

After a while, Jiang Yu understood the ins and outs of the matter. If he didn't touch her body tonight, Empress Dowager Cen would give her to any eunuch in the palace.

Hearing the woman's soft cry, Jiang Yu's tone was already irritated, "Put on your clothes, I'll go and tell the queen mother."

Going to chat with Empress Dowager Cen for a while, Jiang Yu thought that the matter could come to an end, but the next day there was an old wrinkled face leading five servants.Skin.tender.The meaty little eunuch appeared in front of him.

Before Jiang Yu got close, he saw those little eunuchs with flushed faces and pinched their legs.tight.Tight, it is estimated that there is medicine and jade stuffed on the back.Potential.

The old man arched his back slightly, "Your Majesty, please enjoy."

With a twitch of Jiang Yu's corner, even if he could get in, he couldn't get in five holes at once, could it be possible to poke this and that?