Correct posture of masochism [system]

After Sun Ziyang finished speaking, the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and then Mama Sun cried, "Son, you finally said it. Mom hasn't seen you have a serious talk with a girlfriend in these years. As expected Just like Mom thinks, if you are not good at that, you should say it earlier, so as to prepare me and your dad." Then there was another burst of fake crying.

"...Mom, stop, I'm getting goosebumps." Sun Ziyang rolled his eyes.

"Stop joking with your mother with that kind of words in the future." Mother Sun's tone changed.

Sun Ziyang patted Xiong's head, "Oh my god, this time it's really not a joke.

"Is the game over?" Mother Sun asked on the phone.

"Just finished playing today." Sun Ziyang curled up his legs, thinking of the coach's face in the afternoon, he felt a chill down his spine, and some suffered from it after school started.

"Son, when are you going home?" Mother Sun asked, "Did you buy the ticket? Did you come back with Qiu Xiaogang?"

"Not yet, he seems to be going to a relative's house with Qiu Nan for the summer vacation." Grandson Yang paused, then turned his head to look out of the balcony, "Mom, I might bring a friend back."

Mama Sun's voice immediately became more than ten degrees higher, "Who? Girl? How old is she? Is she a classmate of yours? Where is your home? How long are you staying here? Do you want your grandma to come over and have a look?"

Sun Tzuyang rested his chin on the bear, "Don't get excited, it's a man."

"I'm so happy." Mama Sun sighed, "When will you bring a girl back to show us? Qiu Xiaogang had a few talks with her in high school, and brought her girlfriend home for the New Year in her freshman year."

"I don't know if he is willing or not." Sun Ziyang didn't listen at all, and said to himself.

"Hey, the pig in the pen is at the arch. Let's not talk about it. Remember to call and tell us when you bought the ticket. Your dad and I will pick you up then." Mama Sun hung up the phone after nagging.

"Mom, clean up my room. Don't put those pictures of me naked when I was a child. Don't put out the photos." Sun Tzuyang quickly called again to tell the things that he didn't explain, "Don't go around telling the people in the village Talking nonsense, my friend has a thin skin."

"I know." Mother Sun muttered, why is her son so nervous...

After staying on the balcony for a while, Sun Tzu Yang quickly twisted the bear's ears into twists. He re-tied the bow around the bear's neck and clipped it with his arms in satisfaction.Put it back on the sofa.

Sun Ziyang wandered around the living room twice, and he finally figured out what was wrong. Those cute magnets on the refrigerator did not match the impression that the man gave him at all.

"Given by someone else?" Sun Ziyang walked over and stared at the refrigerator magnets, resisting the urge to take them all off.

He stuffed the bunch of door keys on the table into his pocket, put his hands back on the door, and walked lightly to Jiang Yu's room.

He glanced at the black wallet on the bedside table, glanced at the sleeping man, quickly stretched his fingers, and took the ID card away.

Jiang Yu was sleeping in a daze. Hearing the noise outside, he kicked off the blanket, raised one leg to stretch his tight pants, sat up and shouted at the door, "Sun Ziyang?"

The door was pushed open vigorously, and a tall boy with an apron around his waist walked in quickly with a shovel, and was taken aback, "Fuck, I thought you were peeing. You're on the bed!"

Jiang Yu glanced at the chopped green onion on his face, pursed his lips and said, "Thirsty."

Sun Tzu Yang tilted his body, and looked at the man on the bed who made such a request without changing his face in disbelief, "Where's your hand? Are you disabled?"

Jiang Yu narrowed his eyes, Sun Tzu Yang opened them wide. The two stared at each other for more than ten seconds, and the latter turned angrily to pour water.

"Damn, it's too difficult to serve..."

Bringing water in, Sun Tzu Yang grabbed the blanket and smashed it into a ball on the bed before leaving. Jiang Yu silently watched his childish anger process.

After drinking half a glass of water, Jiang Yu got up and got out of bed, took a hot shower, changed into clean clothes and went out. In the kitchen, his grandson Yang was busy washing fungus.

Hearing footsteps, Sun Tzu Yang said, "Cut the winter melon into big pieces and give it to me."

There was no movement behind him. As soon as his grandson Yang turned his head, he saw that Jiang Yu and the piece of winter melon were not moving at all. He clicked his tongue, "Why are you so lazy?"

Jiang Yu opened the refrigerator, took out a piece of ham and tore it open, leaning against the cabinet and chewing on it.

"Get out, don't get in the way." Sun Tzu Yang glanced at him in disgust.

The corners of Jiang Yu's eyes twitched, and he gnawed while walking, ignoring his grandson Yang's muttering behind him.

After chopping the wax gourd and putting it in a big bowl, Sun Tzu Yang went to cut the shredded pork again. As he was cutting, he curled his lips in wonder.

I'm so diligent, why don't I boast a few words?

As soon as Sun Tzu Yang lost his mind, he cut a small cut on his finger. He cursed, and changed his mind just as he was about to put his finger in his mouth.

"Wen Hanyuan, I cut my finger!"

A calm voice came from the living room, "Oh."

Grandson Yang Ba shouted loudly, "I said I cut my fucking finger!"

"I heard you." The voice still didn't fluctuate.

Sun Tzu Yang felt upset immediately, he really didn't care, he threw away the kitchen knife, took out a band-aid from the drawer and walked to Jiang Yu, "Put it on for me."

"Can't I reach it?" Jiang Yu glanced at his bleeding finger.

"No." Sun Ziyang didn't blink.

"Your arm structure is different from others?" Jiang Yu mocked.

Sun Tzuyang still maintained the posture of reaching out, with persistence in his eyes, and a little bit of grievance.

There was a man standing in front of him, blocking the TV completely. Jiang Yu didn't push it away, so he wrapped the bandage around Sun Ziyang's index finger and patted his fart.Gu, "Okay, let's go to the cooking, I'm hungry."

Sun Tzu Yang almost jumped up when he was photographed, "...what's wrong."

After more than an hour, Sun Tzu Yang prepared three dishes and one soup, two vegetarian dishes and one meat dish. Jiang Yu tasted the soup and it tasted good.

During the meal, Sun Tzu Yang took out a train ticket from his pocket and put it in Jiang Yu's place, flipped it upside down, "It's for you."

Jiang Yu pointed with chopsticks, "What is this?"

Sun Tzuyang picked up two mouthfuls of rice, "Illiterate? A train ticket to L City."

"I can see it." Jiang Yu glanced over coldly, "Who allowed you to buy it with my ID card?"

"You slept so soundly, your saliva is dripping out, how can I have the heart to wake you up." Sun Tzu Yang didn't lift his head, he ate with food in his mouth, "I want to take you home."

Jiang Yu looked at him like he was crazy, "I won't go."

The expected answer, Sun Tzu Yang put a chopsticks of fried meat with fungus into a bowl, and said while eating, "My house is surrounded by mountains and rivers, with a house and a car. The house was built by my father himself. There is a three-story building with a large yard, and there are three battery cars."

"The family has a flock of chickens, ducks and geese, as well as two pigs and a very smart and sensible big black dog."

Jiang Yu gnawed.As he licked the ribs, the smell of meat in his nose faded away, and he seemed to feel the unique smell of the countryside rushing towards his face, the smell of earth, grass, and... the smell of excrement.

"There is a big reservoir over there. I used to swim in it when I was a child. If you are fishing, you have to come secretly, otherwise you will be fined..." Sun Tzuyang said that his mouth was dry. He took a sip of the soup and ate the ribs man.

"How does it taste? Not bad, right?" Grandson Yang said proudly, "My dad's craftsmanship is better, and he can catch up with star hotels."

Jiang Yu took the bowl away in disgust, "All the saliva jumped in."

"How many times have you eaten it?" Sun Tzu Yang smiled. He propped his head up and ate shredded carrots with chopsticks. "It's not far away. The train takes more than eight hours, and you can get there after a night of sleep."

Then I went to the bus station to take a bus for an hour and a half, and then rode a battery car for 10 minutes. Sun Ziyang didn't dare to say everything, but he found out that this man is lazy and has a bad temper.

Jiang Yu just ate seven or eight pieces of ribs, he didn't know how the situation became such a happy decision.

Seeing that he was still eating ribs in the soup, Sun Tzu Yang originally wanted to say that there was still enough in the pot, enough for you to eat, but he didn't know what was going on, so he said, "Are you a pig?"

The atmosphere on the table froze.

Sun Tzuyang grinned a very handsome smile, "Pigs are easy to raise."

Just when he was about to say a few words, Jiang Yu's face changed slightly, "What day is it today?"

Sun Tzu Yang stared suspiciously at the gradually clear tide on his face.Red, "Tuesday."

"Don't come in and disturb me before twelve o'clock." Jiang Yu put down his chopsticks, got up and walked towards the bathroom.

"Fuck, do you want me to stop peeing for a few hours?" Sun Tzu Yang glared at his back with a huge sound of closing the door.With Jiang Yu's irresistible voice, "Hold on."

Grandson Yang Po.When he got out of his phone and saw that it was only eight o'clock, he frowned and said to himself, "I won't come out for four hours? Is it because I can't swim in it?"

The pictures that keep pouring out are running wildly in my mind, and they will be light for a while.slip.The picture of the sneaky man squatting in the bathtub picking his feet, and then the other party and a clam.The picture of jumping in the bathtub like a toad.

Sun Tzu Yang shook his shoulders and smiled obscenely.Uncle Suo, he is almost dying of joy.

I really want to dig a hole in there.

Jiang Yu in the bathroom couldn't hear his grandson Yang Erbi's laughter outside, so he picked it up.Lie in the bathtub by yourself, adjust the water temperature, and pick out a medium-sized one from the black bag.

If I knew I wouldn't eat so many ribs at night, I was so overwhelmed.

Jiang Yu adjusted his sitting posture and leaned back, took a deep breath, closed his eyes and waited for twelve o'clock.

The grandson Yang in the living room wrapped all the leftover dishes in plastic wrap and put them in the refrigerator. After washing the dishes, he sat cross-legged on the sofa to watch TV.

This will be the prime time for all kinds of idol dramas to gather, and grandson Yang stares absently at the heart-piercing heroine who is crying.

Can you stay and sleep tonight?

If you eat the food he cooks, you are his own.

Sun Ziyang looked down at the fart.He looked at the sofa under his buttocks, and looked at the two bears next to him.

Is it too soon for a bed?

It shouldn't be possible, and it's okay to not do anything, just chat purely and talk about ideal sleep.

Sun Ziyang threw the remote control aside in agitation, and licked.Pick up the T-shirt and take it off.Blow on the electric fan with your shoulders down.

But it would be better if there is something to do.

After watching TV for a while, Sun Ziyang put on his clothes and went to the dormitory to pack up all the clothes he needed to take home, and went to the supermarket to buy a large bag of food and drink.

When I came back, the pointer stopped at ten o'clock. It had been two hours. Sun Ziyang put his bag away, walked over and leaned against the door to listen, but there was still no movement in the bathroom.

"Wen Hanyuan?"

"I pee. Urgent."

"If you don't say anything, I'll go in and fuck you?"

Sun Tzuyang's expression finally turned serious. He said that just now to provoke deliberately. With that man's temper, he didn't respond, something must have happened.

He took a few steps back and kicked the door, the door only vibrated a few times, and then calmed down again.

Sun Tzu Yang jumped on the spot, his muscles puffed up, and he kicked up with all his strength.

The door was slammed by that force, and more and more cool air permeated from the inside.

Sun Tzu Yang ran in and saw the man Chi.Lying in the bathtub, a few strands of dripping black hair stuck to his cheeks, he was motionless, as if he hadn't even breathed.

At that moment, Sun Ziyang's heartbeat stopped for a few beats like a switch being pulled down.

He quickly walked over and squatted down, patted the other person's cheek with his hand, touching the skin.The skin has an abnormal temperature.

"Wake up," grandson Yang held Jiang Yu's face and blew a few breaths into his mouth. He couldn't help sticking his tongue in for a walk, but was bitten by the other party when he was about to back out.live.

A one-man show turned into a chase between you and me.

After a while, grandson Yang panted heavily, staring at Jiang Yu with eyes full of flames, "You can choke like this even in the bath, you are so awesome."

"Last time I let you escape, this time you delivered it yourself." Jiang Yu stuck his fingers.It entered into Sun Tzuyang's hair and clasped it firmly, with his tongue on his lips.lick.After a while, drops of water dripped from the half-drooped eyelashes, "If I let you go again, I'm afraid I won't believe it myself."

"Let the horse come over here." Sun Ziyang's breath was chaotic, and his eyes looked down, as if he wanted to see something through the water.

Jiang Yu didn't talk nonsense with him anymore, his voice was a little trembling, "Give me the towel."

Sun Tzu Yang pulled it off the shelf and handed it to him, "Even I dare not take such a long cold bath, I have a little admiration for you."

"It's still behind when you worship."

Jiang Yu casually wiped the water from his hair and face, and every inch of skin on his arms.Skin is at war.Chestnut, enduring something.

Sun Ziyang put his arms across Jiang Yu's armpits and hugged him tightly, half-embracing him from the bathtub.

The sound of rushing water gradually subsided, and Sun Ziyang seemed to hear a buzzing earthquake.It sounds a bit like his electric razor, but much duller.

Curiously, he looked for the sound, and saw a section of black behind Jiang Yu.

"You...you...you..." After holding back for a long time, Sun Ziyang didn't hold back a word, blood rushed to his face, even the roots of his ears were red.

Fuck!This man actually hid inside and played such a trick.Excited?

"If you have it, you don't need it." Jiang Yu pressed his whole body weight on him, frowning and urged, "Hurry up."

Sun Tzu Yang suddenly felt a mouthful.Dry.tongue.dry, he wiped the water and sweat from his palms, stretched out his hand...