Correct posture of masochism [system]

Jiang Yu returned to the dormitory, the moment he opened the door, he was stunned for a moment and stepped back to check the house number to make sure it was correct before closing the door in a daze.

One bedroom and one living room are decorated in a feminine style, and they are cleaned. As soon as you enter the door, you will see a pink sofa. Two brown bears are sitting next to each other, with a few grassy and green pillows next to them.

Blossoming wallpaper covered the four walls, red and blue plastic cushions were spread on the floor, tables and chairs were colorful, and the refrigerator was occupied by magnets arranged in the shape of hearts, full of various small animals.

Jiang Yu, "..."

He took off his shoes and shirt, turned around and went into the bathroom to take a cold shower to cool off.

There are a lot of bottles and jars in the bathroom, there are face wipes, hands wipes, neck wipes, exfoliators, eye cream and a series of skin care products, and even lip care, Jiang Yu suddenly lost the idea of ​​taking a bath , he went out holding his forehead.

The only room is not big, the single bed is placed inside by the window, the neatly stacked quilt is square, there is a row of big and small cats and dogs on the window sill, and there is a very tall giraffe.

In addition to the desktop computer and potted plants, there is a photo frame on the writing desk. It is a pair of siblings, Wen Hanyuan and his sister Wen Fangya.

Jiang Yu admired the room silently for a while, he opened the closet, his fingers trembled, and he paused for a moment.

mother.The nickname Pao is really well deserved.

Ordering a takeaway to fill his stomach, Jiang Yu changed into a pair of big colored underpants and sat on a chair, unable to do anything.

He just speculated that Wen Hanyuan was a bit of a girl based on the memory in his head, but he didn't know that.

Jiang Yu stroked his bangs that were too long, tangling his fingers.Went in and pawed twice, the room was not moving much for the time being, take your time.

He turned on the computer and looked at the webpage for a while, the strange city, the world, the only comfort is that the electronic products and consumer places are similar to the real world he lives in.

Jiang Yu pressed the mouse and clicked on a folder named ZH on the F drive to enter it.

They are all candid photos, the same boy, in different poses, in different locations, some sleeping on the grass, talking and laughing with their companions, and some lying on the table playing with their phones...

This boy is Zhang Heng, a third-year student whom Wen Hanyuan has a crush on. He has delicate eyebrows and eyes, but compared with Shao Ze's stunning delicacy, he looks much inferior.

Jiang Yu glanced twice and was not interested.

The original owner of this body looks like a change.He followed Zhang Heng secretly like a man, and collected the things used by the other party, such as napkins and drink bottles, and he had reached the state of madness.

Two months ago, Wen Hanyuan plucked up the courage to confess his love to Zhang Heng on his birthday, but was ridiculed. He was in a daze for several days, but he did not expect to receive a call from Zhang Heng.

After the two met several times, Zhangyuan took Wen Hanyuan's hand, he fell completely, and began to look forward to their future.

After dating for a while, Wen Hanyuan was somewhat concerned that Zhang Heng didn't pick him up.Kiss, and don't go to his dormitory, but don't think too much about it.

Just a few nights ago, Wen Hanyuan, who was passing by from outside, overheard a conversation between Zhangheng and a few buddies.

"That ugly monster still wants me to kiss him, hehe, you know? I feel like throwing up when I smell him."

At that time, Wen Hanyuan, who was hiding in the dark, realized that it was a scam. They were just betting with him, and the bet was a month's food expenses.

His carefully cared for feelings are worth that price in the eyes of the other party.

Unwilling to give up, Wen Han went to confront Zhang Heng face to face, but was mercilessly ridiculed and disgusted by the other party.

Those good things are all illusions and lies. Zhang Heng's sentence "Who would like an evil. Same-sex. Love" hit him too hard, and he swallowed an excessive amount of sleeping pills.

Jiang Yu closed the folder and exited. He saw the shadow of Shi Zizhi on Wen Hanyuan, but it was far from serious.

"Ding, congratulations to Mr. Jiang for opening the branch line and completing five face-slapping tasks against Zhang Heng."

Startled by the sudden sound, Jiang Yu scolded Fuck.

"Could you please speak ahead next time?"

"Ding, okay."

"What's the face-slapping task?"

"Ding, beat him hard five times, make him kneel down and repent!"

"Do you still want to kneel down and repent?"

"Ding, I made a mistake, I apologize to the original owner."

How could there be an illusion of resentment, Jiang Yu's face was full of black lines, the system must have been kicked away by someone playing with it, right?

At around seven o'clock in the evening, Jiang Yu took his keys and wallet and went out. When he was crossing the road, a group of people came towards him. The surrounded boys were wearing clean white shirts, but their expression was aloof and arrogant, and he kept walking.

One of the boys with a hedgehog head strode to stop Jiang Yu, and asked in a vicious voice, "Hey, can't you see us?"

Jiang Yu squinted, "I see."

Hearing his alienated tone, the boy choked, his face turned green and pale, and he forgot what to say for a moment.

Jiang Yu didn't even leave the corner of his eye to Zhang Heng, and left under the scrutiny of those people, he was not in the mood to play cat and mouse with this kind of arrogant and conceited boy today.

Wait for him to adapt to the environment here before playing slowly.

The hedgehog head came close to Zhangheng's ear and whispered, "I said Zhangzi, did you dump that ugly monster and become a fool because of overstimulation?"

The other two boys who knew about it showed contemptuous smiles. Although they lost a month's food expenses, it was worth watching a good show.

Who would like to find a man to do it, and it's not stupid.

Looking at the figure of the man, Zhang Heng narrowed his eyes dangerously. Yesterday he ran over and cried that he could not do without him and wanted to start over. Today he pretended not to know him. I see what tricks you want to play this time.

The wind at night was hot and dry, and there was no moisture in the air. People were talking and laughing from the roadside food stalls, and the smell of beer and fried chicken wafted in his breath. Jiang Yu's face changed drastically, and he ran away holding his nose.

He didn't go far, and he went directly into a barber shop, and simply ordered, "Cut it shorter."

The broken hair that covered the ears was cut off little by little, revealing a full forehead and beautiful eyes, and the contours of the face became clear and clear.

Jiang Yu found that this face was not ugly, but the usual dress was a bit too girly, so after removing the foundation on it, it was much more refreshing.

More than half an hour later, Jiang Yu came out of the barber shop refreshed. The phone in his pocket vibrated. He took it out and saw that the caller ID was an older rotten girl.

"Xiaoyuan, some friends and I will go to your place on business on the 1th, let's have a meal together." Wen Fangya said warmly on the phone.With an ambiguous smile, "There are [-] with excellent conditions."

Jiang Yu pinched the bridge of his nose, "Really?"

"Yes, yes, at that time, maybe you will give it to others for nothing. The man's body will be broken." Wen Fangya made another stab, "Although he likes your little chrysanthemum. The possibility of flowers almost none."

A disgraceful laugh came from the phone, and Jiang Yu was about to hang up when he heard the other party's distressed voice, "I'm out of breath."

"Remember to tidy yourself up." Wen Fangya clicked her tongue twice in disgust, "Hey, don't put on makeup, especially don't put on eyeliner, it's so creepy."

Jiang Yu's mouth twitched.Move, "Got it."

"Also, remember to put on the little black T-shaped that my sister bought for you last time..."

Before the word trousers popped out, Jiang Yu picked up the phone.

When he was about to walk to the school gate, Jiang Yu remembered one of the punishments in this book, he could not smell the smell of alcohol.

Jiang Yu went to the infirmary on Monday, and the few people who were chatting and joking saw him, all of them were stunned immediately.

Seeing the man with neat short hair pull out the chair and sit down instead of standing by the window with milk tea as a bonsai, they all showed disbelief.

The most important thing is tight.What about the jeans?What's the point of wearing loose slacks?

He Jing, who was the closest, had her nose twitching, the smell of perfume was gone, and she didn't wear foundation or lipstick. She smiled and said, "Han Yuan, you cut your hair much more pleasing to the eye."

Jiang Yu tilted his head, "Sister He."

He Jing's face froze, she was only two years older than the other party, and she usually talked about beautiful women like He, it really changed the world.

In the morning, a baby face said that he was not feeling well and wanted Jiang Yu to write him a leave note to go back to the dormitory to rest.

After one semester, those students who want to skip class basically come to Wen Hanyuan to ask for leave.

But starting today, they are doomed to lose hope.

Jiang Yu opened his student ID card to check, and to some surprise he was in the same class as Zhang Heng, "Where does it hurt?"

The boy grimaced, "Headache."

Jiang Yu frowned, "What kind of pain?"

The boy was suspicious, asking so carefully?He thought about it for a while, "Twitch and twitch."

Jiang Yu scrutinized his face, "Have you ever been in pain before?"

The boy lost his confidence for some reason, "It's my first time."

A few minutes later, Jiang Yu asked how it hurt, and the other party replied that there was something dangling in his mind.

Seeing that Jiang Yu was still staring at him suspiciously, the boy finally blew his hair, "Lao originally only had a headache, but now your throat hurts from being manipulated by you, so stop!"

The boy left angrily, grinding his teeth as he walked, didn't he say that he would give a false note without asking?What the hell is going on?

Jiang Yu threw the pen into the pen holder, stretched himself, got up and went to the bathroom.

As soon as he left, He Jing and the others got together. After a whole morning of observation, they all found Mother.Cannon is not a motherfucker at all.

Something big must have happened that they didn't know about.

At meal time, the office tacitly heard the sound of clearing the table to make room for dinner.

He Jing said as a matter of course, "Han Yuan, please bring me a fish-flavored shredded pork rice, a Sydney meat pie soup, and a cup of preserved egg porridge."

As soon as she finished speaking, someone picked up, "I want a 20 yuan juewei edamame, and [-] yuan duck neck, slightly spicy."

"And me, buy me a mushroom and green vegetables, two egg pancakes, and ham sausage."

The last man left ordered a bunch of food, and thoughtfully gave Jiang Yu a post-it note in case he would forget.

After listening to the explanation of the four of them, Jiang Yu said abruptly, "I won't go to the cafeteria."

These people are often taken by the original owner and never paid. If the food in the school cafeteria is not very expensive, the salary of [-] a month is not enough.

Those who were rejected looked at each other in blank dismay.

Jiang Yu walked towards the supermarket near the back door. After a few hours, he found that the work was much easier than expected, but it felt strange to walk on campus.

When he was in school, he was busy working part-time to earn living expenses, and he didn't have enough time, so he hardly paid attention to the school's scenery.

Catch up with the students leaving school, there are a lot of people, Jiang Yu walked along the path, and occasionally met a couple of young couples holding hands.

Passing by the grove, Jiang Yu's casual gaze stopped.

In a remote corner, Sun Tzu Yang was standing with a girl and talking, the girl gave him a quick kiss on the mouth and then ran away blushing.

The next moment Sun Tzu Yang's Adam's apple rolled.Moved, squatted on the ground and retched.

Hearing the footsteps behind him, Sun Ziyang turned his head and stared at the person who came, and it took him a long time to recognize him, "It's you!"

I didn't see her overnight, my hairstyle changed and even my temperament changed, and I lost my weird smell, so it's really hard to recognize.

He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, stood up and walked over aggressively, put his hand in his trouser pocket, lifted his chin and smiled casually.

"I haven't looked for you yet, but you delivered it yourself."

Jiang Yu caught a glimpse of the redness in the corners of his eyes, and chuckled, "Why are you crying?"

"Who is crying?" Sun Tzu Yang's face changed, "How do you know that your eyes saw me crying?"

Jiang Yu stretched out two fingers slowly, "Two."

Sun Ziyang clenched his fists tightly, why does he want to push this man to the ground and beat him until he cries and begs for mercy?

Beating up a doctor should be dealt with by the school, right?Sun Tzu Yang immediately shrank his neck when he thought of the queen mother at home.

Jiang Yu's eyes fell on his left leg, and he said jokingly, "Seeing that you can come out and cuddle with girls, the injury on your leg should be fine."

"Wen... Wen or something, don't tell what you saw just now, if I find out..."

"Han Yuan." Jiang Yu reminded.

Sun Tzu Yang didn't hear clearly, "What?"

"I said my name is Wen Hanyuan." Jiang Yu's ending slowed down, showing deep meaning, "Can you remember next time?"

Sun Tzuyang snorted coldly, "Don't change the subject, I went to the hospital to see your leg, and the doctor said your bandaging method..."

Jiang Yu interrupted, "The girl just now grew up pretty well."

"It's more than good." Sun Tzu Yang raised the corners of his lips in satisfaction, and his measurements were completely in line with his ideal figure, but he didn't know the touch after getting started.How do you feel?

Jiang Yu searched without trace.Checking the changes in his expression, he is really straightforward, which is not easy to handle.

"Then why don't you like it?"

"It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I can't accept the taste of her lipstick." Sun Tzu Yang raised his eyebrows, sticky, making his scalp tingle.

Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows, "Oh, you don't like her lipstick."

Sun Tzu Yang gave him a good look.

"I'm going to the supermarket, you keep throwing up." Jiang Yu waved lazily after finishing speaking.

Staring at Jiang Yu's back, his grandson Yang slapped his forehead, "Oh shit, what the hell should I explain to him? Are you full?"

Turning around twice in place, grandson Yang licked.Licking his lips, feeling sick again, he hurried back to brush his teeth.