Correct posture of masochism [system]

Jiang Yu didn't sleep all night, his mind was full of the complicated map and messy people.

When he woke up in the morning, he was a little dull, looking out of the window with bloodshot eyes. The doctor who came to round the ward saw him like this and thought he had encountered some setbacks in his cultivation. A word of comfort.

Jiang Yu smiled meaningfully, "It's almost successful."

He didn't know that his sudden laughter permeated everyone present.

Although the inspection is very strict every time you take the medicine, you must be sure to swallow it, but it does not mean that no one has successfully fooled around, because there are always some people who are different from ordinary people in some aspects.

Jiang Yu had seen more than once a patient who managed to pass the nurse's examination and then secretly picked the medicine out of his mouth.

He can accurately grasp the time difference from the time the medicine slides down his throat to when it leaves the nurse's sight.

When Jiang Yu found the patient, he was hiding in a corner and playing with a small bottle, with a sly and contemptuous smile on his face, as proud as a child who stole candy.

Looking around, Jiang Yu stepped forward and knelt down and asked, "Can you give me one of the things in the bottle?"

"Why should I give it to you?" The man immediately hid the bottle behind his back vigilantly.

Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows, "Why don't we go fishing, if the fish I catch is bigger than yours, you can give it to me."

The man's eyes lit up, "Okay!"

So the sun was shining, and two grown men were fishing in an empty fish tank.

As soon as he put the toy hook in, the man shouted happily, "I caught a crucian carp!"

"...so fast" Jiang Yu vomited blood silently, and raised the plastic fishing rod symbolically, "What I caught was black fish."

"Hmph!" The man said disdainfully, "What are black fishes? Look at me."

Before Jiang Yu could get mentally prepared, he heard a joyful voice in his ear, "Get out of the way, the goldfish is hooked!"

goldfish?Jiang Yu only persisted for two seconds before giving up the treatment. He raised the corners of his mouth, grabbed the fishing rod with both hands and pulled it, and said with difficulty, "I caught a shark!"

"Ah, you caught all the sharks. I broke the hook for it last time." The man fell down, "Oh, you won."

Winning was very tortuous, Jiang Yu patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, took the medicine and left.

Back in the room, Jiang Yu sat cross-legged on the bed, closed his eyes and meditated as usual, waiting patiently for an opportunity until An Yi muttered for water to drink.

Taking advantage of the moment when he turned around, Jiang Yu quickly put the medicine into his drinking cup, picked it up and shook it a few times to dissolve the medicine.

Seeing An Yi drink the water unconsciously, Jiang Yu exhaled and raised his hand to wipe off the fine sweat from his forehead.

"Ding, congratulations to Mr. Jiang for completing the side mission."

Then there is the biggest problem.

Every time the security guards in the security room will not leave, around 02:30 in the afternoon, Liu Hai will take a security guard out to patrol, and the rest of the security guards will chat and play cards and smoke.

Jiang Yu pulled Zhang Shi out of the grass, and pointed casually, "Did you see the ants on the ground? Catch ten of them and give them to me."

"What do you want ants for? They don't taste good." Zhang Shi slanted his mouth mischievously, "When I catch ten ants, you have to give me a masturbation!"

Thinking back to the last time he was sprayed with water from a plane, Jiang Yu's face turned black, "Okay, don't run around, you can only look here, or you will lose your hope in the future."

Half threatening and half coaxing repeated explanations, Jiang Yu almost drew a circle on the ground with Sun Dasheng. He was worried that Zhang Shi would be suddenly stimulated to fight with other patients and destroy the plan.

After dealing with Zhang Shi, Jiang Yu pressed his forehead tiredly, and looked around at the patients while walking. After a while, his eyes locked on the two patients who were playing cat and mouse.

Jiang Yu walked over and took out some fruit candies that Wang Qi gave a few days ago, "Do you want this?"

The two patients stared straight at the candy and swallowed.

"Then let's play a game, shall we?" Jiang Yu shook the candy in his hand.

The four eyes followed the candy, and the two patients kept nodding.

45:[-]

There were two patients smashing things in the hall, laughing while smashing, motivating other patients, and more and more people participated. When Liu Hai arrived with a security guard, it was like a big explosion.

Liu Hai used an electric baton.smoke.He came out and shouted, "You're all fucking tired of work, aren't you?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a little yellow duck hit him on the head.

The patients around started to boo, and even the security guards and nurses couldn't help but tilt their heads and laugh.

Being ridiculed by a group of psychopaths, Liu Hai's face became terribly frightening, and he directly turned towards the patient closest to him.smoke.past.

The patient yelled while hiding, and the electric baton in Liu Hai's hand kept swinging, and many people were beaten.

A few nurses went up to drive away the surrounding patients, and those patients who were hurt by the beating were like lunatics, they rushed to bite people when they saw them, they were turned on their backs, and there were screams everywhere.

A male nurse was frightened and ran to inform the other security guards in the security room to come to help.

nine minutes past three

Jiang Yu patted Zhang Shi's face, put his fingers to his lips and hissed, and as soon as the security guard inside left, he went in with Zhang Shi, stole two sets of security guard's clothes from the cabinet, and changed into them.

Pulling down the hat on Zhang Shi's head, Jiang Yu stared at the iron door in the corridor without saying a word. The key was on one of the security guards. Now he can only hope that the situation outside will get bigger and better. Let the whole hospital into chaos.

three thirty three

There was a rush of high-heeled shoes, and the iron door opened, and a female doctor ran in nervously, "The patients inside are all crazy, please go and help, it's urgent, I'll close the door."

"En." Jiang Yu's tensed jaw loosened, and he lowered his head in response.

Jiang Yu took Zhang Shi swaggeringly out of the iron gate, turned around and walked towards the stairs when no one was paying attention, and the two went directly to the underground parking lot...

three thirty three

Jiang Yu and Zhang Shi hid in the shadow of the corner. When Zhang Shi was about to speak, he peeled a candy for him and ordered, "Don't make noise."

"What sound?" Zhang Shi lowered his head and pressed his face to Jiang Yu's chest.

Jiang Yu pressed Zhang Shi's head to stop him from moving around, a drop of sweat slipped from his squinted eyes, and he vigilantly observed the movement on the other side through the gap of the car.

He once accidentally learned from Wang Qi that there was a Director Song in the hospital who didn't go to work on time every day. He arrived at the hospital at eleven o'clock and left after three o'clock. Wang Qi said enviously that the working hours were so short and the treatment was so good. .

I just listened to it casually at the time, and I didn't expect to use it today.

Jiang Yu knew that even if he could use others to create chaos and pass through the first iron gate, the iron gate in front of the hospital could not be passed at all, so he could only choose another way out.

If Director Song suddenly became dedicated this time and didn't leave work early, then the sky would kill him.

03:30

The elevator door opened, and a fat man came out. The moment Jiang Yu saw that man, the muscles on his face finally relaxed a bit.

His dry throat rolled up and down, Jiang Yu's eyes flashed quickly, calculating something, the next moment his lips touched Zhang Shi's lips, and while the other was in a daze, he approached the man who walked to the car door step by step.

The moment the man took out the car keys to open the door and was about to get in the car, Jiang Yu swooped over and pressed the piece of glass that had been hidden in his pocket against the other's neck.

"Director Song, you'd better not move."

"Don't kill me, don't kill me..." The flesh on Director Song's face trembled slightly, and his whole body was also trembling, "You...what do you want to do?"

Jiang Yu deliberately lowered his voice, "Take us away."

Seeing that Zhang Shi was still standing there in a daze, Jiang Yu let him come over with a low growl, urging him to go in quickly.

Zhang Shi raised his head, looked at the car and at the piece of glass on Director Song's neck. It was rare that he didn't ask more questions, but obediently climbed into the back seat, probably still wondering what the kiss meant just now.

After Jiang Yu sat in the passenger seat, he pressed the piece of glass against Director Song's stomach, and said with a sneer, "If you dare to play tricks, I guarantee you will regret it."

Director Song nodded quickly. He wiped off the cold sweat on his face indiscriminately, and drove out.

When the car passed the gate, two security guards checked as usual. Seeing Director Song's expression was very bad and asked if he needed help, Director Song shook his head and said it was fine, and his hands on his lap were shaking violently.

Jiang Yu was even more nervous than Director Song. He was worried that Zhang Shi in the back seat would suddenly yell. Fortunately, the other party sat still obediently.

When two eyes swept towards Jiang Yu and Zhang Shi, the atmosphere in the car changed.

The clothes on the back were soaked, and the hardness on the stomach became clearer. Director Song smiled dryly, "The two of them just changed shifts, and they said they were going shopping in the city, so I'll take them along."

"Director Song, you are really easy to talk to."

Watching the car drive away, one of the security guards touched his chin, "Those two people inside have very strange faces, have you seen them?"

The one next to him shook his head, "No, maybe he's a newcomer."

Jiang Yu, who was covered in sweat, leaned back in his chair, and he looked back to see the gate of the mental hospital getting farther and farther behind them, and finally disappeared little by little.