Correct posture of masochism [system]

"He's MO."

The voice in his head made Jiang Yu's facial muscles twitch. Looking at the man in front of him with his 30-year-old face on his face, he felt nothing but horror.

Jiang Yu pushed away the person who was still asleep, and his voice was hoarse, as if he had slept for a long time, "Has he had plastic surgery?"

"He adjusted himself to his favorite appearance before falling asleep." 000's voice was full of interest, "Obviously, he likes you very much."

Jiang Yu was numb all over his body, and every joint was a little slow to move, "Then why are you rubbing against me like a pug?"

"MO already has complete discrimination ability, he recorded your smell, touch, saliva..."

"Okay." Jiang Yu interrupted aloud, he was afraid that if he listened further down, he might hear some words like secretions.

"Hiss, where are you touching?" Jiang Yu held down the hand that was placed on his crotch by the person who didn't know when he came over, and slapped it away vigorously.

"Eat fish, it's delicious." The man's Adam's apple rolled, his eyes were black and bright, and his saliva almost flowed down Jiang Yu's neck.

Jiang Yu's random glances suddenly stopped, he remembered that the flowers and plants were all dead before the fall, why are they starting to sprout green shoots now?

The next moment his face changed slightly, and the temperature was also not right, it should be spring.

The voice of 000 appeared again. This planet was originally a dust, and that dust was a part of Shao Ze.

Jiang Yu appeared, Shao Ze woke up, and the planet came back to life.

After all, Jiang Yu was cheated by 000 again, from beginning to end.

"He is here, and this planet will continue to evolve. Due to the essential difference, it may become a miracle among the many planets in the universe."

The implication is that the destruction mode cannot be activated.

Have mercy on the common people?Jiang Yu sneered, slowly moving his limbs, ignoring Shao Ze who was flirting with him.

"All living beings in the world are innocent." 000 said in a righteous tone, "We have no right to deprive them of their lives."

Jiang Yu wiped the saliva off his face, "Why didn't you remember the word innocent when you chose me?"

"Mr. Jiang, you can't count the number of hands you own." 000 reminded a fact.

"Do you think a few mental patients can live happily together?" Jiang Yu twitched his lips. Under such a big environment, within a week, he would become one of them.

"According to the analysis, the feasibility is 0." The voice came out after a pause of a few seconds, and it seemed that it was really going to do data analysis.

Jiang Yu knew in his heart that if he was not selected by the system, he would work hard in his career until he was 32 years old. He might be alone, or he might have a lover, but neither of them could change his fate of falling to his death.

Then enter the animal realm for reincarnation, and then enter the human realm after three years, and continue to experience birth, old age, sickness and death.

In any case, if this term is only suitable for literary youths to reminisce about the past.

"Since he's awake, there's nothing wrong with me." Jiang Yu waited for a long time but didn't get an answer, and there was a haze between his brows.

It doesn't matter that an adult has the intelligence of a child of a few years old. The most terrifying thing is that the other party still has the same face as himself, showing clear liking and infatuation.

When sticking a piece face to face, you can comfort yourself by looking in the mirror, and being realistic is self-improvement.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Fish, little fish."

"..."

Jiang Yu pulled his clothes, there was a stench, he walked to the small lake not far away, stripped himself and leaned against a stone, grabbed a handful of grass and rubbed it on his body, half-closed his eyes and sighed comfortably.

There was a splash from behind, and the man jumped down like a big frog, and the water only reached his waist, and he could see the distinct mermaid lines and sexy buttocks.

Jiang Yu closed his eyes to calm himself down.

Damn, even copied those two lines, how much do you like it?

Shao Ze walked to Jiang Yu's side, leaned over and put his head on his shoulder to rub gently, which was almost an instinctive movement.

The water was a little warm from the sun, Jiang Yu didn't want to move, let Shao lick those wounds on his body over and over again, but when the bird he buried in the grass was pulled out, he cursed in pain sentence.

Shao Ze stood there like a child who did something wrong, he didn't even know where to put his hands and feet.

"You can touch it all you want, what are you doing plucking the hair?" Jiang Yu said in a grumpy tone.

Shao Ze clutched the hairs on the palm of his hand, pursed his lips tightly and did not speak.

"Let's play." Jiang Yu closed his eyes weakly, covering the emotions in his eyes, resisting the urge to choke him into the water and cry.

After carefully putting away the few hairs, Shao Ze got into the water and presented two fish to Jiang Yu as if offering treasures.

Jiang Yu's food problem was solved.

Spring is warm and flowers are blooming, all things are revived, and the lion is also active. It goes around to catch the butterflies flying in the flowers, although it is a bit lost and does not see Shao Ze's original beast.

"Eat candy." Shao Ze grabbed one of Jiang Yu's fingers and put it in his mouth, gently twirled his tongue around, and gnawed lightly with his teeth.

Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, Jiang Yu pinched the bridge of his nose, he didn't need to wash his hands now, his ten fingers were licked clean.

Once he asked Shao Ze why he didn't lick his toes?

Shao Ze frowned, and said seriously, "It's not delicious."

"I want to eat fish." Shao Ze groped Jiang Yu's body with both hands, breathing a little short of breath.

"I can't eat today." Jiang Yu stared at his face with a shy expression, and he rolled his eyes upwards.

"Why?" Shao Ze was taken aback.

"I have diarrhea." Jiang Yu turned his back to him.

Shao Ze ran to dig grass, came back, stuffed it in his mouth and chewed it for a while, rubbed it in his palm, pressed it to Jiang Yu, ran in front of him and curled his mouth into a smile.

"Fish will be ready soon."

The man in front of him was indeed very attractive when he smiled, Jiang Yu squinted his eyes, inexplicably narcissistic.

The end of narcissism is to be wiped out.

Doing it by yourself is probably something Jiang Yu can't forget even if he wants to. It's inexplicably weird and exciting, but he can't think about it too much, it will make his hair stand on end.

After spending several springs, summers, autumns and winters here, Shao Ze recovered his appearance, and the pattern on Jiang Yu's chest grew out, vividly stimulating his nerves.

"Jiang Yu, it's nice here, just the two of us." Shao Ze chuckled, put his arms around Jiang Yu's waist, pressed his lips against him, and couldn't get up while lying on top of him.

Hearing that the other party wants to evolve with those animals here with him, and see how humans transform into one, Jiang Yu's eyelids twitched, and a gloomy look flashed across his eyes.

"You want to leave me?" Shao Ze's voice turned cold, and his fingers stroked the heart of Jiang Yu's chest, "I said a long time ago that you will always be mine."

"It's getting cold, can you stop taking off my clothes?" Jiang Yu smiled.

Shao Ze lowered his eyes and tidied up Jiang Yu's clothes. His eyes were dark and dark, and the dead silence was gradually replaced by gloom. "I know the existence of the six of them."

"You are trapped here." Jiang Yu said abruptly, and the straightforward words hit his vitals.

Shao Ze was like a ferocious beast whose tail had been trampled on, crazily venting his panic, holding Jiang Yu tightly in his arms, and coldly ordered, "Don't leave!"

The bones in his arm were strangled, and Jiang Yu glanced over his shoulders, looking at the clear sky. In the underworld, he would see from the Sansheng Stone that he was a petty official in his previous life, and he didn't owe any debts. How can I spread such a mess on him...

Shao Ze's favorite thing to do every day is to hold Jiang Yu and talk, and show him which animal has given birth to a cub again, and the happy expression seems to be that he has become a father.

"Jiang Yu, I'm trying to find a way, you will give me a lot..."

Shao Ze was kicked away by Jiang Yu before he finished speaking.

Afterwards, he repeated in Jiang Yu's ear every day, with the same tone of voice, Jiang Yu had to be successfully brainwashed several times by him, thinking that he could really have a litter.

When Jiang Yu was about to go crazy, 000 finally came out. First, he gave some pleasant and congratulatory words, and then informed Jiang Yu of the time to go back.

Relieved, some pictures flashed in Jiang Yu's mind, and he suddenly asked, "How many years is the ephemeris?"

"4056."

"Jiang Lin and His Majesty are on other planets?" Jiang Yu moved out from under Shao Ze, grabbed the sweaty hair on his forehead and stroked it back.

"Yes." 000 answered truthfully.

"Does Duowei have an apartment on Shilai Street?" Jiang Yu swallowed, and continued to ask in his heart.

"Not bad." The man sitting in the studio was a little curious, why did he talk so much suddenly?

The sleeping Shao Ze subconsciously embraced Jiang Yu, sent himself to the other's arms, entwined his hands and feet, felt the familiar temperature, and let go of the frowning brows in satisfaction.

Jiang Yu pulled out one hand little by little, and pinched his temple, "Searle returned to Lei's house to work behind Lei Wei?"

"Yes." 000 was still patient.

Jiang Yu's breath became more and more chaotic, "Did Lance and his little apprentice get married and have children?"

"Ah."

Jiang Yu took a deep breath, it coincided with his dream, and he couldn't go back, otherwise he would be killed by mistake before those people exploded due to mania.

After thinking about it, Jiang Yu made a decision, no matter where he went.

"Are you sure?" The man on the chair finally showed an obvious expression change, somewhat surprised, somewhat unclear.

"As soon as possible." Jiang Yu only said two words, and his attention was taken away by the person in the shoulder socket.

A few months later, Jiang Yu, who was tossed and out of shape, left the planet as he wished, when Shao Ze entered a coma that lasted more than ten days once a year.

According to 000, the wife of one of his colleagues gave birth to octuplets, and went home to take care of the children on vacation. At present, no suitable person can be recruited, so Jiang Yu will try to replace the other party for a while.

The results of it?

From a replacement to a full-time employee, Jiang Yu became 222 without paying attention. He selected a qualified target Lu Shenxing on a planet, and followed the same pattern as 000, half threatening and half seductive.

"Mr. Lu, hello, next time your little friend 222 will take you across and take you to fly. I wish you a pleasant journey."

"Fly your mother!"

Jiang Yu raised his eyebrows, the words sound familiar.

He also comprehended one of 000's skills, he could pretend to be dead if something happened, and he could pretend to be dead if nothing happened, and he began to lead Lu Shenxing to go to worlds to kick flying slag and attack him instead.

Lived the days of receiving bonuses and full attendance.

Occasionally the 000 will act as a close friend or colleague.

He took the initiative to come over and tell Jiang Yu the situation of those people. For example, Xu Yiming's mania was alleviated by the newly developed drug, and the suppressed time was prolonged. He went to the college as a professor, not teaching tactics, but painting.

Grandson Yang inherited the Honey family business under Duowei's plea, sent someone to find Duowen, asked her to have a face-to-face meeting with his sister, and gave her due apology.

Zhang Shi established a mental hospital on the edge of the planet, treating patients one-on-one. He often runs around, looking for a place to stay and do nothing.

Shi Zizhi took his legion all over the star field to collect rare things. The biggest thing he collected was a meteorite, and he asked his master to polish it and put it beside him.

Lei Yan handed over the family seat, and he asked to go to the edge planet to garrison troops, and Syl followed.

Song Yan became the youngest His Majesty in the history of the empire, but he was also the most idle, only interested in writing and ink.

As for Shao Ze, he made the planet beyond recognition, and finally left successfully, and returned to the laboratory to repair various body parts, inserting the heart and body temperature.

They seem to be living their lives peacefully, forgetting some things together, a person, a relationship.

Jiang Yu never asked how 000 made those men settle down, and he would always bring up the other half to talk about things. With this weird combination of numbers, he already knew that there would be a man between 000 and 222. 111, I didn't expect that 111 is very aggressive from appearance to work code, and it turned out to be the one lying down.

"This is love." That's what 000 said.

It's impossible to make Jiang Yu jealous, after being fucked for several lifetimes, even if there is a row of zeros in front of him, he will not have the slightest interest in having a harmonious exchange of life.

Then silently dug out various models of electric self-sufficiency.

Thanks to those few people.

There is another point that made Jiang Yu extremely unhappy, he was going to be crushed all the way, but the one he was carrying could crush others all the way, and he didn't think the size of that thing was so legendary.

So Jiang Yu carefully and considerately selected for his partner the kind of attack target that has an extremely small capacity, and the small size almost does not conform to the proportion of the human body structure.

While experiencing happiness, there is also a certain amount of pain.

For example, this time, the target of the strategy is a boy who says no, but has a very honest body. Lu Shenxing snorted, I made a big mistake. Could it be that Nuwa accidentally slipped his hand when creating humans?

Jiang Yu sat in front of the light screen, swiped his index finger, and pressed the system-programmed prompt to send, "Ding, a friendly reminder to Mr. Lu that the chrysanthemum spirit has been delivered, it expands with heat and contracts with cold, and once cooled, it will shrink by one-third. "

Lu Shenxing cursed so loudly that the veins on his neck burst out, shit, if it shrinks by a third, even the bean sprouts can't get in, okay? !

Acting in the past was in dire straits, but now watching dramas makes others in dire straits.

Jiang Yu took a sip of espresso, leaned back, rested his forehead with one hand, and curled his lips in an arc, delighting the evil.

The author has something to say: In fact, the original intention of my writing this article was the cute snake spirit disease. At that stage, I didn’t want to ignore the cute ones. This time I wrote seven in one breath. Write 233333 again

[Why do you still end with Shao Ze, because without him, 000 would never appear again, and Jiang Yu would not be reincarnated after 4000 years] Lu Shenxing is the protagonist of the third chapter of fast travel, Gong, Jiang Yu will take him through the belt He Fei [I don’t know when it will open, I will wait until the next entertainment article is opened, probably next year? ...

—— Kuoyi, who likes no CP, stopped here. The next few hundred words [yes, only a few hundred words] is another ending. What a scumbag article is over again. Thank you very much for your journey. Follow along, don't talk much, bow deeply to the green mountains and never change the green waters, no matter whether we see each other again or not, we will hug each other