What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Just when Qin Han's hand was rubbing Xia Shangzhou's buttocks suggestively, Xia Shangzhou suddenly blushed and said, "Are we... are we together now?"

Qin Han hummed in a low voice, and continued to gently rub Xia Shangzhou's back with his slender hands. Xia Shangzhou forced himself to suppress the current rushing up from the tailbone, and said, "But I remember that I haven't agreed yet." You!" Although Qin Han had confessed his love to him just now, he was too shocked to react... Now that he calmed down, he remembered that Qin Han had actually confessed his love to him!His male god actually confessed his love to him! !His male god actually confessed his love to him! ! !

Qin Han paused, then raised his eyebrows: "But am I not your male god?"

Xia Shangzhou seemed to hear something fall to the ground with a bang, and it was broken into several pieces. He knew it was someone's integrity.

At this moment, he seemed to hear something shouting: "I am Qin Han's face! He doesn't want me anymore!"

Thinking of how he yelled in front of Qin Han without any scruples that he wanted to give birth to Qin Han, he felt that the whole person was a bit bad!Although based on his physical structure, it is impossible for him to give birth to Qin Han's children... Wait, the point is wrong!The point is that when a man screams to give birth to another man, and that man finds out, it is the most shameful thing in life!

Seeing Xia Shangzhou's extremely complicated and tangled expression in an instant, Qin Han curled his lips and said with a light smile: "...and you also said that you want to give birth to me, come on, give me a baby." He The voice became lower and lower, until it was almost inaudible at last.

Xia Shangzhou: "...Take your medicine quickly! Men can't give birth to children!"

Qin Han raised his eyebrows: "How will you know if you don't try?"

Xia Shangzhou: "You don't need to try this kind of thing to know, thank you! Even your novels don't have such fantasy plots of boys and girls, okay?"

Qin Han was thoughtful: "Then I'll try to write my next novel? It looks good."

Xia Shangzhou: "...Are you serious?! Qin Wang Han Wu Juju, take medicine quickly! Don't give up the treatment!"

If the king of Qin and Hanwu, the great gods who have always been on the right track, suddenly wrote such a fantasy plot about giving birth, Xia Shangzhou put himself in his readers' shoes and imagined it, it would be like walking on the street in a good manner, and suddenly a nine-day mysterious thunder struck A slap on his head...

Xia Shangzhou shivered silently.

Of course, the last two people didn't make a complete set, but except for the last step, they almost did everything else that should be done. After all, the two just got together, so it's too fast to go directly to the last step so quickly.

After being tired for a while, both of them were covered in thin sweat. Qin Han went to take a bath first. Although he wanted to have a couple bath with Xia Shangzhou, Xia Shangzhou was still a little shy. In the end, Qin Han could only look regretful. A man walks into the bathroom.

When Qin Han's slender back disappeared from Xia Shangzhou's line of sight, he immediately groaned, got into the bed, wrapped himself in the quilt, and rolled on the bed twice. After rolling twice, he still couldn't calm down the excitement in his heart Feeling of love, so he rolled two more times, only to roll to the point where his hair was all messy and his cheeks were flushed.

Rolling around on the bed for many times could not calm down the excitement in his heart, Xia Shangzhou simply took out his mobile phone and poked his good friend Tang Song on the penguin, wanting to share with Tang Song about his current moment excitement.

Banana Boat: Whoa, whoa, whoa!Tang and Song!Let me tell you a big secret~!

After a while, Tang Song replied.

Sweet and sour fish: ?

Banana Split: I'm telling you!I tell you!I'm with Qin Han~!

Sweet and Sour Fish: Didn’t you two get together a long time ago?

Banana boat: Σ(っ°Д°;) っWho said it!We just got together!

Banana Split: Wait, no, don't you wonder when I became gay? ==

Sweet and sour fish: Smiling and stroking the dog's head, how can a straight man chase a man and call him a god and say every day that he wants to give birth to him?

Banana boat: ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

Sweet and Sour Fish: When to Have a Baby?

Banana Boat: Give birth to you!I am a man!Which big man can have children?You should give me a look!

Banana Boat: ╭(╯^╰)╮

After chatting with Tang and Song, Xia Shangzhou swiped Weibo. As soon as he opened Weibo, he was swiped by the same Weibo that was reposted on the homepage. At a glance, all the reposts were the online distribution circles he followed. The big guys in the circle, Xia Shangzhou subconsciously thought that something big happened in the circle, but when he saw the content they forwarded——

Qin Wang Hanwu v: Thank you for your concern, we are already together, we should read more if we are ugly//The black fan and the author must be true love: Your Majesty never jokes, it is probably true//The author and the black fan are definitely true love : Damn it!Could it be that His Majesty and the black fan are really together?Kneel for the truth! //Qin Wang Han Wu v: Hush, he is rather shy. //If you are ugly, you should read more books: You can eat indiscriminately, but you can’t talk indiscriminately!

Xia Shangzhou: ...Damn it!what happened!

Qin Han actually came out on Weibo!

out!cabinet!up!

Qin Wang Hanwu is a high-altitude flower, and usually rarely interacts with other people on Weibo, but as a danmei master whose many works have been adapted into radio dramas, there are quite a few CVs who know him , So Qin Wang Hanwu's Weibo was reposted by many CVs, including lotus seed soup, milk pudding, and the crew of "Meet the Devil".

In just a few minutes, this Weibo has been forwarded thousands of times, and the number of forwarding and commenting is still increasing at an alarming rate.

The comments were polarized, some yelled that the author and the black fans were really in love, and some cried that His Majesty was with a black. Of course, there was no lack of cynicism and sarcasm saying that Qin Wang Hanwu was selling corruption, and some were mocking People who said that King Qin and Hanwu used all means to attract attention were those who wanted to promote new articles, but they were all ignored by Xia Shangzhou who started ignoring Dafa.

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help taking a sneak peek in the direction of the bathroom. He said why every time he swiped Weibo to find Qin Wang Hanwu or Chunhe Shuihan's new Weibo, it was when Qin Han went to take a bath, didn't he? Thinking of Qin Han's habit of swiping Weibo while taking a shower.

After imagining how Qin Han was reading Weibo while soaking in the bathtub, Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt his nose was a little hot... At this moment, Qin Han should be naked while browsing Weibo, right? !

Fuck!stop!Can't think about it anymore!Really can't think about it anymore!If you think about it again, you will suffer from kidney deficiency!

Silently stretching out his hand to cover his nose, Xia Shangzhou thought for a while, and then reposted Qin Wang Hanwu's Weibo with the Weibo account that people should read more because of their ugliness——

People who are ugly should read more books: black to the depths, black to fans, dark to the end together Qin Wang Hanwu//Qin Wang Hanwu v: Thank you for your concern, we are already together Renchou should read more and post this Weibo After the blog, Xia Shangzhou didn't care about other people's comments, so he threw the phone aside, ran to the bathroom at the right time, and brought out Qin Han, who had exchanged bodies with Gou Sheng again.

After Xia Shangzhou took a shower, he returned to his room and looked at the person and the cat lying on the bed. He suddenly smiled: "Qin Han, today should be the last night for you and Gousheng to exchange bodies."

Qin Han's cat meowed.

"So," Xia Shangzhou continued to laugh, "If you don't do one thing, it will be too late."

Qin Hanmao's round pupils widened immediately.

Because Xia Shangzhou turned around and took out several sets of... cat clothes from a corner of the closet.

Xia Shangzhou approached Qin Hanmao step by step: "It's okay, just bear with this kind of thing and let it go. After I give you a set and try it out, I'll take a photo and it'll be ok."

Qin Han's cat froze immediately, and started meowing.

Seeing that Xia Shangzhou was getting closer, it turned around and wanted to run away, but Xia Shangzhou, who had planned for a long time, rushed forward and grabbed the fleshy back of the neck, and then was carried into his arms.

Then, it widened a pair of round cat pupils, watching itself being put on one after another cute cat clothes.

In fact, these cat clothes were bought by Xia Shangzhou a long time ago. He has been a cat lover since he was a child. From the first day he raised Gousheng, he planned to buy some sets of clothes for Gousheng. It’s a pity that Gousheng I don’t like to wear those clothes. Every time Xia Shangzhou wanted to put it on, he resisted it very much. In addition, Xia Shangzhou found that wearing clothes for cats is a harmless thing after Baidu, so later He had no choice but to put this wish on hold.

But now that Gousheng is not Gousheng but a person, those small thoughts in Xia Shangzhou's heart are ready to move again, and today is probably the last day when Qin Han and Gousheng exchange bodies, Xia Shangzhou's heart If you don't want to leave some gifts to commemorate, you will definitely regret it in the future!

So for the next half an hour, Qin Han's cats wore a set of cute and funny cat clothes with a face of humiliation, and were photographed by Xia Shangzhou in 360 degrees. There was a watermelon hat, and Xia Changzhou couldn't help himself because of the clothes, so he couldn't help but take a few more photos, and then changed into a snow-white little angel outfit, with layers of lace layered on top of each other. Wearing a special fairy, there are two cute little white wings on the back, and then changed into a purple witch cloak outfit, matching with a small and cute witch hat and a small and exquisite little magic wand.

In addition to the cute girly outfits, there's a red and blue Superman and Spiderman suit, and finally a bunny, deer and bleating sheep outfit.

Regarding this, Qin Hanmao had a face of humiliation at first, but then gradually became numb, and finally had a look of unlovable love.

Kacha Kacha Kacha Kacha took almost 100 photos, Xia Shangzhou finally stopped reluctantly.

After Xia Shangzhou put those cat clothes back, he held his mobile phone and revisited the photos. Although several photos were blurred due to poor camera skills, some of them were still good. Yes, so Xia Shangzhou set one of them as a phone wallpaper, and showed it to Qin Hanmao maliciously.

Qin Hanmao looked at the kitten with a watermelon on its head in the phone, and silently stretched out its paws to cover its face.