What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Because the recording of "Zang Feng" was progressing smoothly, Xia Shangzhou quickly handed in the vocals. When he sent the dry voice to the planning girl's mailbox, the planning girl actually didn't believe it at first.

Zhu Ge: Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Banana Boat, silly mother, you actually handed in a dry voice? ! !

Banana Split: Uh, yeah, what's up

Zhuge: I can't believe it!Silly mother, you are actually the first to hand in dry notes!We all thought you'd be the last!

Banana boat: ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿Why?

Zhuge: Cough, after all, silly mom, you are a newcomer~ The role this time is indeed a bit difficult, and I was prepared for your procrastination ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿As a result, you handed it over right away. Dry voice, happiness came too suddenly and I can’t accept it. Bamboo Ge: By the way, so-and-so, and so-and-so, the last banana boat idiot who joined the group has made a dry voice. When are you going to delay the milk pudding and lotus seed soup? →＿→Milk pudding: ... why are you so diligent, boat! Σ (っ°Д°;) っ lotus seed soup: Huh?Didn’t Chun and Shuihan also hand in the voice, why don’t you tell him Banana Boat: Uh~ newcomers must be more diligent~ and the stupid bird flies first~ Anyway, Zhu Ge silly mother, go to the inspection first, if you fail, I will try my best to return sound! >o<Zhu Ge: Banana Boat Silly Mom, you are so obedient and cute!Cool Love rubs my little cheeks!

Xia Shangzhou chuckled, and was about to act cute, but the next moment——

Spring and Shuihan: no

...Frightened Xia Shangzhou abruptly deleted the "Lie down silently, take it easy_(: 3ゝ∠)_" that he had just finished typing.

Wait, what's with this guilty conscience like being caught and raped?

Zhuge: Are Chun and Shuihan silly mothers jealous?Do something for my little shou 233333333

Chun and Shuihan: I just can't understand you flirting with others casually like this, be careful to scare them. Album: Hahahaha The cold male god Chun and Shuihan is actually a warm-hearted person who likes to help children!This is simply the funniest joke I have ever heard in my 20+ years of life!

Zhuge: Official candy!Sure enough, the Great God x Little Transparent is the official CP forever!

Chunhe Shuihan: ...you just want to be happy

The atmosphere in the group was very harmonious and positive. Xia Shangzhou was rolling with laughter while watching, until the album suddenly poked him privately.

Xia Shangzhou was a little puzzled why the album came to him, but he still silently opened the private chat box with the album——

Album: Boat, I have a question for you

Banana Split: Loved it!

Album: Who asked you this!Let me ask you, um, if one day...you find out that the person you like lied to you, what would you do?

Banana Boat: Huh?Why do you suddenly ask

Album: Cough cough, it's nothing, one of my younger sisters is doing a practical investigation report, I asked Banana Boat for her: Is that so _(: 3ゝ∠)_ It depends on the extent of his lies, if it is cheating Lies like this are absolutely unforgivable. When he found out, he just cut Jiji. Knee also knew that the album would definitely send the chat records of the two to Qin Han, so he said so on purpose.

Album: ...Wait, Jianjiji, are you indirectly coming out to me?

... The point is not this!

Xia Shangzhou was roaring inwardly.

Banana Boat: Ah, you accidentally found this shocking boobs ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

Album: Shocking Big Mimi 23333 This tone is too casual!

Banana Boat: By the way, is our topic going too far...

Album: So back to the topic of you coming out just now, do you have a guy you like?Yet?Yet?

Banana Split: ==

Album: Is there any!answer me!Just one word!

Banana Split: Well, there is _(: 3ゝ∠)_

Album: Who? ! !

Banana Boat: Cough cough, people in reality, you don’t even know if I tell you. Album: …is it Hericium erinaceus?Cough, don't get me wrong, Hericium erinaceus came to me to talk about life before!He said that he has been a little sexually troubled recently!If the person you like is him, don't hesitate to join him!

Banana Boat: == You forgot, he is my cousin, and now blood-related incest must be severely cracked down. Album: Fuck, I forgot this setting for a while... cough cough!In fact, your male god is a handsome guy in reality!Handsome with long legs!Have you seen it?The long legs that are split below the navel!The most important thing is that he has already come out with his family, and his parents have accepted it, so he will never have to worry about forced marriages in the future!

Banana Boat: ... are you playing for your cousin Lalang now?

Album: Hehe~ He is really super handsome, even if you are straight, he can turn you handsome!

Banana Boat: Although the male god is good, I already have someone I like in my heart. Album: Okay, ahem, then can you tell me... what kind of person is that person?

Banana Boat: He is handsome, has a good-looking face, and knows how to cook...

As soon as Xia Shangzhou finished typing and sent it out, he immediately realized that what he was talking about was obviously Qin Han. If Qin Han was sent to read the album, wouldn't he have exposed his small thoughts all at once?So he immediately added a sentence——

Banana Boat: shorter than me

Album: Pfft!How can Gong be shorter than Shou!This setting is not scientific at all!

Banana Boat: Go!Who said I suffered!I am the total attack!

Album: You can't attack anyone except milk pudding, okay?

Banana Boat: ...Go away!

After angrily going offline, Xia Shangzhou heard Qin Han knocking on the door outside: "Are you ready?"

Today is the day they made an appointment with the master they were looking for before the Tang and Song Dynasties. Xia Shangzhou hurriedly dressed, brushed his hair twice, and went out with the dog leftover. Although it is not convenient to go out with the dog leftover, But after all, this matter is related to one person and one cat, Xia Shangzhou had to bring the leftover dog with him.

When Xia Shangzhou walked out of the room door, he happened to see Qin Han leaning against the wall, with one hand in his trouser pocket and the other hand holding the mobile phone, pressing the keys with his thumb to type, as if he was Who was chatting with, and I don't know what he chatted with others. From Xia Shangzhou's point of view, Qin Han raised his eyebrows, his eyes were slightly dark, and his expression made him feel a little dangerous for no reason.

Xia Shangzhou instantly remembered that the picture album came to him just now. Could it be that Qin Han was chatting with the picture album?He thought about it for a while, and suddenly found that he described the person he liked as handsome, good-looking, able to cook, but shorter than him... Isn't this talking about Tang and Song? !Tang Song is handsome, has a good-looking face, and cooks delicious food, but he is a little shorter than him!After thinking about it, he thinks that the person he likes is Tang Song!

... Qin Han must have misunderstood, right? !

Xia Shangzhou stretched out Erkang's hand silently in his heart, male god, please don't misunderstand!

Qin Han noticed that Xia Shangzhou had come out, so he put down his phone and glanced at him: "Let's go." His eyes seemed to be thoughtful.

Xia Shangzhou let out a silent oh, and then the atmosphere fell into silence. Qin Han walked in front, Xia Shangzhou followed behind with the cat in his arms, the two of them were silent all the way, Xia Shangzhou racked his brains , finally came up with a question to break the silence: "Why didn't I see Tang Song this morning, where is Tang Song?"

Qin Han paused, then looked back at Xia Shangzhou, and said with a half-smile: "...you care about him?"

Why did Tang and Song Dynasties be mentioned accidentally!

After Xia Shangzhou spat on himself in his heart, he changed the subject weakly: "As a friend, of course you have to care about him... By the way, what are you going to do with the dry voice of "Zang Feng"?" After finishing speaking, he Immediately, she looked at Qin Han with a "Look! I care about you too!" expression.

Qin Han smiled: "Hurry up, tomorrow."

"... so fast?!" Xia Shangzhou was taken aback. He was just asking casually, but he didn't expect Qin Han's progress to be so fast. As the real attack, Xiao Xianyou's lines almost supported half of the script, and although Chu Lian was a cannon fodder attack, he often appeared in Shu Da's memory killing in the early stage, and there were many lines.Xia Shangzhou thought that it was fast enough for him to hand in the dry voice today, but he didn't expect Qin Han's speed to be more terrifying than him!Should it be said that there is a reason why the Great God is the Great God!

"After "Zang Feng" is officially released, we will probably become the official CP, right?" Qin Han suddenly changed the subject and chuckled.Although Hericium erinaceus and Banana Boat are newcomers, but because of their high popularity, they took over the drama produced by Shengru Xiahua as soon as they entered the circle. The first work was still a sub-cp, and the second work was directly upgraded to become the main cp. Therefore, the fans of the two have grown rapidly, and the cp fans of the two of them can be said to account for half of the country.However, with this kind of rocket-like top speed, if any other rookies were replaced, they would have been hacked and scummed.

"Ahem," Xia Shangzhou silently reminded, "We have long been the official CP, and the homepage of the forum has our CP building, several pages..."

"I know, I was wearing a vest to leave a message." Qin Han said calmly.

"Pfft! What did you keep!" Xia Shangzhou was stunned.

"...forgot." Qin Han paused and looked away.

Xia Shangzhou gritted his teeth silently, Qin Han must be embarrassed to tell him!When he turned around, he would ask the picture book!snort.

The two fought all the way (?), and soon came downstairs to the master.

This is an old-fashioned residential building with some old and cracked exterior walls. It looks like a dangerous building. It feels crumbling in the noisy morning wind. Xia Shangzhou couldn't help poking Qin Han's shoulder. Ask: "Do you think a master will live in this kind of house?" Even if he doesn't live in an antique gymnasium, at least he lives in a slightly taller apartment. Living in such a dilapidated house, one can see It's very unreliable, okay?

"The small hermit hides in the wild, and the big hermit hides in the city. Maybe an expert likes to live in this kind of place." Qin Han said with a chuckle.

"Although it feels like you're just talking nonsense in a serious manner, it somehow makes sense..." Xia Shangzhou muttered to himself, and then he reached out and touched the smooth-skinned cat that was left behind by the dog, suddenly a little dazed.

If this master is real and makes Qin Han and Gou Sheng recover, wouldn't Qin Han leave?After all, he and Qin Han are neither related nor related, and have nothing to do with each other.

If the guru is fake, what are they going to do?Are Qin Han and Gousheng going to keep changing like this?

Xia Shangzhou was at a loss. For a moment, he didn't know whether he hoped that the master was real or not.

Just when Xia Shangzhou was in a daze for a moment, Qin Han had already turned around and walked upstairs. Xia Shangzhou shook his head, threw other messy thoughts out of his mind, and followed with the cat in his arms.

The stairs of the old-fashioned residential building are dark and narrow, and there is not enough sunlight. In broad daylight, the two people climbed the stairs as if they were in the dark. How about finding a place with good geomantic omen to sit in, this kind of place where the sun doesn't even shine in, the geomantic omen is definitely not good." He felt more and more that this master was unreliable.

After finally climbing to the floor where the master was, Xia Shangzhou held back his strong desire to complain, and watched Qin Han reach out to knock on the door—but the next moment, the door opened automatically, Xia Shangzhou was startled a little, but Soon he discovered that the door was not closed at all, it was just ajar.

So Xia Shangzhou continued to complain and followed Qin Han into the door.

The decoration in the living room of this house is very ordinary, it looks like an ordinary house, without any mysterious decorations, and there is no tablet for worshiping the gods, a young man wearing the kind of old man's underpants that cost ten yuan and three on the floor is looking up. Sitting on the sofa with Erlang legs and reading the newspaper, when someone came in, he just raised his head and glanced at them, with a toothpick dangling in his mouth.

"Uh, is Master Sai Shenxian here?" No matter how Xia Shangzhou looked at it, he didn't think that this young man who was only in his twenties at most was the master they were looking for.

But the next moment, the young man with the toothpick in his mouth smiled charmingly and said, "I am Immortal Sai."

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Qin Han: "..."

"I already know why you are here," the young man shook the newspaper on his hands, turned it over, and on the back was written the four big characters of entertainment news, "there is a signature I wrote on the table, turn back and return the money." Just call my bank account."

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

This is too easy!

"Ah, by the way," the young man seemed to suddenly remember something, and scratched his hair, "I took my work clothes to dry cleaning yesterday, so I didn't wear them today, but I think you are about the same age as me anyway, so you should You won't be as feudal and superstitious as those aunts and uncles, and you have to wear Taoist clothes to feel reliable?"

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Why do people who are not feudal and superstitious come to you? !

There are so many slots, Xia Shangzhou didn't know where to start.

Qin Han glanced at the young man, then bent down and picked up the so-called sign from the table. Xia Shangzhou resisted the urge to complain, and leaned over to take a look, only to see a few half ancient and half plain words written on it—— —

What happened, what happened, what happened, what happened.

Ancestral precepts and rules: The hexagram of gold and silver is not empty, and the hexagram master will be punished by heaven for breaking his mouth.

There is a saying in the way of heaven: the secrets of heaven must not be leaked, and the law of Tao must not be passed on to the six ears.

In order to save you and me, please send the money to my bank account: 62333333333333333333, thank you for your cooperation.