What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

This post quickly became popular, but the direction behind it was basically Er Yueqing's fan-black battle. Er Yueqing was poked into a sieve, and Xia Shangzhou, an innocent passerby, was accidentally affected and hit his knee After a few arrows and turning a few pages, Xia Shangzhou simply clicked the fork and posted the post, not to worry about it.

After posting the post, Xia Shangzhou opened Weibo out of boredom, and after reading a few boring jokes and jokes, suddenly someone came to him again, Xia Shangzhou thought to himself, what day is today, why are there so many People come to him?He took a look and found that the person who knocked him was actually Qin Han.

Hericium erinaceus: ... Are you browsing the forum?

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback for a moment, and immediately understood Qin Han's reason for coming.

Banana Boat: I’ve finished my shopping ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

Hericium erinaceus: Did you see it?

Banana Boat: Said that I was the vicious white lotus who grabbed Er Yueqing's thigh and walked through the back door to grab the role?I saw ＿(:3ゝ∠)＿

Hericium erinaceus: ... don't listen to those people talking nonsense

Hericium erinaceus: you are fine

... He was not comforted at all by such a clumsy consolation!

However, although Xia Shangzhou said so, his body was very honest, and the corners of his mouth slightly curved.

Banana Boat: Do you think I'm the kind of person who walks through the back door with my thighs in my arms?

Although Xia Shangzhou knew that Qin Han was Chunhe Shuihan and Qin Wang Hanwu, and also knew that Chunhe Shuihan, Qin Wang Hanwu and Er Yueqing were good brothers, but the problem was that Qin Han didn't know that he knew it. Before going up, Xia Shangzhou knew from the album that Qin Han seemed to have opened a back door for him as King Qin Hanwu, so he asked Qin Han this on purpose.

Hericium erinaceus: ... no

Banana Boat: What's more, I hate King Qin and Han Wu so much. If Tang and Song didn't beg me, I wouldn't bother to go for an interview!

Hericium erinaceus: ...

Banana Boat: Hmph, King Qin and Han Wu are the most annoying!Qin Wang Han Wu was black all his life!If it weren't for me, I went to play him a role in the play, how could I be scolded by so many people, Qin Wang Hanwu is super annoying!

Hericium erinaceus: ... oh

Banana Boat: Are you still my little friend?At this time, you have to desperately give my words a thumbs up and echo me!Come and talk with me!King Qin Hanwu is super annoying!Qin Wang Han Wumu has a little chirp!

Hericium erinaceus: ...

Banana Boat: I feel that our friendship has been challenged. If you don’t say we are not good friends╭(╯^╰)╮Xia Shangzhou couldn’t help laughing while typing on the keyboard. He imagined Qin Han at this moment The expression facing the computer must be depressed and helpless... The more he imagined, the more he wanted to laugh. After he laughed a few times, he continued typing to tease Qin Han.

Banana Boat: Say it quickly, Qin Wang Hanwu is a big idiot, Qin Wang Hanwu has no small squeaks, as long as you say it, we are still good friends!

Hmph, let you fine points!

Let you fine points!

Hericium erinaceus: ... what do you want to eat at noon?

Banana Split: Don't change the subject!This trick no longer works!Tell me ╭(╯^╰)╮Hericium erinaceus: The store launched a new strawberry mousse before, it seems to be pretty good, do you want to eat it? Banana Boat: Am I the kind who will be seduced by strawberry mousse? Foodie?Say it! ! !

Hericium erinaceus: What about mango pudding?

Banana boat: If, if you have it, you can still consider it

Hericium erinaceus: OK, I'll go buy it later

Hericium erinaceus: Meme (<ゝw)～☆

Long live!The male god actually took the initiative to act cute!

The male god actually changed cuteness from a passive skill to an active skill!

Banana Boat: Wow! (<ゝw)～☆

Xia Shangzhou was chatting with Qin Han, and the picture album came to him again.

Album: Boat, in or not

Banana boat: in ~

Album: Don't care what other people say, you are a great match

banana split: um qaq thank you

Album: About that screenshot... I did find a cv to match the big brother, but that cv refused because of something recently, so our crew went to recruit another cv, Xia Shangzhou, knowing that this is the album explaining the post to him Regarding the screenshot in it, although he was a little puzzled at the beginning, since the album has already found a cv to pick up the senior brother, why should he recruit another cv, but now it seems that it is because the cv rejected the album, isn't it Because of King Qin and Han Wu, he robbed him of the role.

Banana Split: That’s how it is qaq

Album: I don’t know why the chat records between me and that cv leaked out, and they were used by people with ulterior motives, but since there was a misunderstanding, I’ll explain it clearly. Banana Boat: Sorry for your trouble_(: 3ゝ∠)_

Album: Touch your head, you are the most innocent person, those people made it clear that they came to blackmail Er Yueqing, you were shot while lying down, it turns out that the album is exactly what he thought, Xia Shangzhou touched his chin, couldn't help it Live typing on the keyboard to ask.

Banana Boat: Then do you know... who are those black and green people?

Album: I don’t know either, but Er Yueqing’s stupid mother is a great god, there are too many people who want to pinch him and black him, and he doesn’t know how many times he has been pinched before. It was a bloodbath, which great god was not pinched in the dark, and which great god hadn't been pinched?Being pinched and pinched, I got used to the banana boat: God is really hard ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿

Album: Since you stand in such a high position, you must have the awareness of being pinched all the time. For this point, Xia Shangzhou deeply agrees. Er Yueqing is so high-profile and often gets pinched. Chunhe Shuihan is so low-key, and often Being choked, the black people don't need a reason to choke someone, they start choking with some groundless excuses.

Even people like Chun and Shuihan who have nothing to pinch at all have been pinched n times, although Chun and Shuihan have never paid attention to those fly-like blacks, just like those blacks bouncing up and down to pick bones Chunhe Shuihan listed [-] characters, but Chunhe Shuihan said coldly: "It's too long, I don't want to read it."... It's so cold and aloof!Sure enough, his male god is such a cold and high-altitude flower!

Xia Shangzhou showed an idiotic smile.

After laughing, he continued to browse Weibo——

The next moment, Xia Shangzhou saw the latest Weibo from Er Yueqing.

Although this new Weibo is only a few dozen words long, the amount of information is so large that Xia Shangzhou can't digest it for a while.

Er Yueqing: Concubines, I have recently faced a very important matter in my life... so I am going to quit the circle.Maybe I will come back in the future, or I may not come back.If there is a destiny, see you in the rivers and lakes.

...What the hell? !Er Yueqing has withdrawn from the circle!

It took Xia Shangzhou a long time to come back to his senses. He subconsciously opened the group group of "Meeting the Devil" and saw that the group had already exploded.

Album: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!what happened?Er Yueqing, get out of here and make it clear to my old lady!Er Yueqing Album: Why did you suddenly say you want to quit the circle? !Er Yueqing Album: Isn't it just that you were hacked by a group of boring people? How many storms and waves have you experienced, and you don't even have the mental capacity to bear it? !Er Yue Qing Milk Pudding: Er Yue Qing Silly Mom, are you really going to quit the circle? ! ! Σ (っ°Д°;) っ lotus seed soup: Er Yueqing, what's going on?

……

After a few minutes, Er Yueqing finally appeared.

Er Yueqing: Well, I’m going to quit the circle

Album: Why? !Why are you going to quit all of a sudden?

Milk Pudding: Er Yueqing, silly mother, you are too sudden Σ(°△°|||) Er Yueqing: This is not a decision I made suddenly, in fact, I have been thinking about quitting the circle for a while, but I just haven’t said it Er Yueqing: But today’s incident can be regarded as a fuse. Although I know that people are pinched by others, but seeing so many people pinch me and step on me, I am still a little discouraged. After all, I am not a diamond heart Er Yueqing: But the most important thing is because I have been thinking about it for a long time. I am now about to graduate from my junior year, and I have to prepare for the future. I can no longer do nothing like before. It is great to know you online, but I also want to return Realistic album: Is it really just because of this?Graduation is approaching and accepting dramas is not in conflict, why don't you accept less?

Er Yueqing: There is another reason. Someone once entered the circle for me, so now I also want to quit the circle for him. Album: Him?male?

Album: ...Wait, aren't you straight?

Xia Shangzhou's little heart suddenly jumped. Could it be that Yuan Mingqing was talking about the Tang and Song Dynasties?

According to his statement, the person who accompanied him into the online matching circle must be Tang Song who did not escape, and Tang Song retired. Does he also want to accompany Tang Song to withdraw from the circle?

Xia Shangzhou remembered what Tang and Song had said. He knew that Tang and Song didn't really like dubbing at the beginning, but only entered the circle because of Yuan Mingqing.People in secret love are always so compromised, in order to conform to the other party's preferences, they polish themselves into the way the other party likes.The same is true for Tang and Song. He stepped into the online matchmaking circle for Yuan Mingqing. Does Yuan Mingqing have to quit the circle for Tang and Song now?

... Xia Shangzhou was amused by his own imagination. Didn't Yuan Mingqing repeatedly emphasize that he is a straight man?How could he suddenly fall in love with Tang Song?Tang Song had been secretly in love with him for so long before he didn't realize it, so how could he suddenly understand?A person's aptitude is not a spring, can he be bent or straight?The reality is not the bloody slag Gong Jianshou's novels, how can the slag Gong be able to wake up and turn around immediately when the cheap shou suddenly realizes and chooses to let go?

And although Yuan Mingqing is a scumbag, Tang and Song Dynasties are not cheap.

Er Yueqing: I don’t know either

Album: Pfft!You don't know whether you are straight or crooked?

Er Yueqing: I'm sure I don't like men, but the feeling he makes me... Special album: How do you know you don't like men?Could it be to see g~v?

Er Yueqing: ...

Album: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Milk pudding: Er Yueqing silly mother Even if you leave for a while, remember to come back often in the future qaq Er Yueqing: Let’s talk, I will look at the picture album: Forget it, forget it, you love it, and I will It's not that your mother can't control you, but how are you going to explain it to your fans?Why do you want to dismiss those fans who have loved you for so many years without posting a few words on Weibo?

Er Yueqing: I will post a long Weibo to explain clearly in a while

Album: There is one thing I don’t know if I should say it or not. The people who have hacked you these past few times seem to be a group of people. They are organized and purposeful. It is obvious that they are hacking you for the sake of hacking you. You just quit the circle. Didn't it just fall into their arms?Instead, let other people feel that you chose to quit the circle because of a guilty conscience, then they have achieved their goal, are you willing?

Er Yueqing: I have a sense of propriety, I already know who is going to blackmail me, I will explain clearly in a moment Album: You already know, just wait for the face-slapping milk pudding: Wait for 1

Lotus Seed Soup: Wait 2

……

Banana Boat: Wait for your ID number!

Album: Boat!Come here and let me rub it!

banana split: why qaq

Album: My old lady is in a bad mood now, and needs to knead cute things to vent!

Banana Split: It hurts, don’t qaq

Album: As a newcomer, you have no right to refuse!come over!Lie down and don't struggle!

Just when Xia Shangzhou was at a loss for being molested by the album, a person he never expected suddenly appeared——

Spring and Shuihan: Album, don't make trouble

Album: Damn, Spring and Shuihan are silly mothers? !You have never said a word in the group, what kind of wind blows you out today?

Album: Oh~ I see~ It must be because of the boat~ Do you really want to play the little transparent development plan~ Banana Boat: Album: Silly mom, don’t make trouble qaq Album: Isn’t this the classic routine in ordinary online novels? , the black-bellied god Gong fell in love with the stupid and cute little transparent shou, and after they worked together in a play, Xiao transparent was pinched, the great god became angry and turned into a blue face, and personally played in the battle to attract a lot of CP fans, so and so and so, in the end he The two posted a Weibo——thank you everyone, we are already together Album: Chunhe Shuihan silly mother, am I right?What do you think of this plot?

Chunhe Shuihan: ...

Banana Split:  …

Album: Same minute, same second, same leak!It's just divine synchronization!You love to get married!I pay fifty cents!