What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

So, at the moment Qin Han stood at the door of his room, gently knocked on the door as usual, and called him out to eat in a gentle voice, Xia Shangzhou snorted forcefully: "Don't eat!!!"

Qin Han's knock on the door stopped, Xia Shangzhou stared at the signature of King Qin and Hanwu on the screen, and he couldn't help but stare at the four big characters, as if he wanted to pierce that line of signature with his eyes A hole comes.

But at the next moment, Qin Han suddenly pushed the door open, Xia Shangzhou's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly swiped the mouse to cross off the Weibo page, for fear that Qin Han would see what he was looking at just now.

...Wait, why is he guilty of such a thing?

The person who should feel guilty is obviously Qin Han!

Just when Xia Shangzhou came back to his senses, Qin Han had already walked up to him, raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile: "What were you watching just now? Why did I turn it off as soon as I came in? Could it be that you were watching something inappropriate for children?" something?"

Xia Shangzhou immediately blurted out: "You're the one looking at something unsuitable for children!"

"Then what did you turn off, huh?" Qin Han stood in front of Xia Shangzhou, propped one hand on the computer desk, slowly bent down, his warm breath fell on the side of Xia Shangzhou's neck, making Xia Shangzhou Shang Zhou couldn't help trembling slightly, he seemed to feel Qin Han attached to his ear, and said slowly in his male god's voice, "...Are you afraid of being seen by me?"

Fuck!This is a proper sound lure!

Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt that half of his whole body was crisp, and the speed of the cpu in his brain was slowed down by several beats. His ears were slightly hot, and he immediately took a few steps back with the chair.After breaking free from the surrounding area of ​​Qin Han's breath, Xia Shangzhou realized that his heart was beating so fast that it almost jumped out of his chest.

"Even if you're watching something inappropriate for children, there's no need to be so guilty," Qin Han said calmly, "...Everyone is a normal man, I understand."

...you know?I understand you bastard!

Xia Shangzhou's face flushed red, but he couldn't hold back a word for a while.

"Okay, let's go eat some supper first." Qin Han raised his eyebrows, and smiled at Xia Shangzhou, "If you are full...you will have the strength to do things that are not suitable for children."

Xia Shangzhou: "..." Even if you have a gentlemanly expression, you can't hide that you are playing hooligans!

Police ~ police sorghum!This is the man!This is the man playing hooligans in broad daylight!

Xia Shangzhou silently glanced at the vast night outside the window, and silently changed the above sentence to - this is the man playing hooligans on a dark and windy night!

Wait, no, the night is dark and windy, it's very suitable for playing hooligans!

"No, I won't eat it!" Xia Shangzhou shook his head resolutely, and decided to kill the young shoots of hooliganism in the cradle!

"Didn't you still be hungry just now?" Qin Han lowered his head and glanced at Xia Shangzhou's computer screen, his eyes flickered, "What's wrong with you?"

Xia Shangzhou broke away from the pink atmosphere in an instant. When he thought that Qin Han had hidden so many things from him, Xia Shangzhou suddenly lost all pink thoughts. He glanced at Qin Han expressionlessly. , gritted his teeth and said every word: "I won't eat! I'm not hungry!" Although he really wanted to expose Qin Han's double vest on the spot, shook Qin Han's shoulder and asked him why he kept it from himself... But, Before thinking of enough chips to blackmail Qin Han, Xia Shangzhou didn't want to expose his own cards so quickly.Therefore, he resisted the urge to question Qin Han and tried to calm himself down.

Qin Han teased him for so long without hiding his identity, how could he not "pay back" Qin Han? !

Just when Xia Shangzhou made up his mind and was about to play Infernal Affairs, his stomach suddenly groaned. It was very loud in the empty room. It was so loud that Xia Shangzhou who had just uttered bold words His face froze, causing Qin Han to raise his brows, revealing a faint smile, but he restrained himself very well, not too disrespectful to Xia Shangzhou.

Xia Shangzhou: "...If you want to laugh, just laugh at your suppressed smile, you want me to beat you even more!"

"Stop being awkward, let's go and eat mutton noodles," Qin Han softened his tone, like trying to coax a disobedient child, "...be good."

Qin Han's obedient words successfully made the other half of Xia Shangzhou's body crumble, so he followed Qin Han to the living room in a daze, and sat at the dining table. Let's eat.

On the opposite side of him, Tang Song was poking poached eggs to eat with a calm expression. The poached eggs were fried until tender and yellow, and the juice flowed horizontally when he poked them with chopsticks. It was delicious at first glance.

Xia Shangzhou asked Tang Song worriedly: "Are you... all right?"

Tang Song went down with his chopsticks expressionlessly and poked a hole in the poached egg: "If I have something to do, why would I be interested in having supper?"

Xia Shangzhou felt that what Tang and Song said made sense, so he lowered his head and ate his noodles silently.

Tang Song quickly finished eating, turned around and returned to his room. Xia Shangzhou watched Tang Song leave. He hoped that Tang Song would not go out casually at night. If he accidentally discovered something terrible, he didn't know what to do How to explain it to Tang and Song.

After Tang and Song left, Xia Shangzhou accidentally spotted the poached egg in his bowl, and he didn't finish it, he only ate a few mouthfuls, but was poked out with a dozen holes, almost bruised and riddled with holes... I don't know why Xia Shangzhou suddenly thought of Yuan Mingqing's body being poked more than a dozen holes, and couldn't help but fight a cold war.

After eating supper, Qin Han went to take a shower.

While sleeping, Xia Shangzhou helplessly stretched out his arms to hug Gou Sheng, who was rolling on the bed, and put his body weight on Gou Sheng, so that it would not be able to roll around anymore.

The signs of Gousheng's estrus period are becoming more and more obvious. Recently, it has become more and more restless, not only during the day, it often licks its balls and hugs things, but also after it turns into Qin Han at night... It's a pity because of the human body. Insufficient flexibility, so Gousheng has never achieved the achievement of bending over with a human body to lick his balls.

Xia Shangzhou pressed against Gou Sheng, and Gou Sheng rolled around under Xia Shangzhou's body. Through the two thin layers of pajamas, the warm skin was pressed against each other, and Xia Shangzhou could feel the warmth of "Qin Han". He couldn't help but blush... soon, Xia Shangzhou felt that Qin Han's body was hardened by the dog left.

Not long after Gou Sheng struggled, Xia Shangzhou felt something hot and hard against his waist. A male cat in estrus is very impulsive, even if it is replaced by a human body, Xia Shangzhou felt that Gou Sheng was uneasy. He rubbed against each other, and couldn't help but subconsciously turned his head and glanced at Qin Gou at the side.

Qin Han, who had turned into a cat, was squatting by the bed, looking at them with a very cute cat face, the cat's pupils were round, and the small eyes seemed a little embarrassed, although it was Gou Sheng who was in heat, not him, but look How could Qin Han be calm when he was playing hooligans with the dog in his face?

At this time, Xia Shangzhou felt that Qin Han's embarrassment was not enough, and he wanted to make Qin Han even more embarrassed.

It's best to be so embarrassed that you can't wait to find a crack to get in.

So Xia Shangzhou smiled inwardly, and in front of Qin Han's face, put his hand into "Qin Han"'s underwear openly.

Sure enough, the next moment, Qin Han's round cat pupils widened.

Xia Shangzhou deliberately said: "Gousheng, it must be uncomfortable to be so hard, Dad will help you~" So he helped "Qin Han" do things that are not suitable for children with a fatherly face.

Through the underwear, Qin Han could only see Xia Shangzhou's hands moving up and down, but he couldn't see the details clearly, and Xia Shangzhou deliberately didn't take off "Qin Han"'s underwear. As a single dog for more than 20 years, Xia Shangzhou has a little experience in masturbation. Although he has masturbated to "Qin Han" once before, and even had mutual masturbation with Qin Han once, but the previous few times he They are always reserved and can't let go.

And now Xia Shangzhou just knew that Qin Han had lied to him about so many things, and his heart was full of anger waiting to be vented. It just so happened that an opportunity came into his hands at this time. How could he let go of this kind of situation? A chance to severely humiliate Qin Han (are you sure?)!So Xia Shangzhou used all his skills this time, showing [-] kinds of martial arts... "Qin Han" did not hide or restrain his reaction at all, it stretched its slender limbs wantonly, showing an undisguised expression .

Xia Shangzhou rubbed the dog with Qin Han's face on his face for a while, and gradually he felt his body getting hotter. The scene of the male god lying carelessly under him is really exciting , even if this male god is not that male god now, but hearing Gou Shengyong panting lightly in the male god's voice, he just feels like his whole body is going to heat up.

When "Qin Han" was finally released, Xia Shangzhou breathed a sigh of relief, because Qin Han himself was squatting beside the bed, so he could only stand up expressionlessly, trying to keep calm and walk to the bathroom...

But I don't know if it was his illusion, Xia Shangzhou always felt that the moment he turned his head and rushed to the bathroom, he seemed to see the fleeting smile in Qin Han's round cat pupils.

...It must be his illusion!

Xia Shangzhou rushed into the bathroom without looking back, looking at himself in the mirror with reddish cheeks, he couldn't bear to look directly... He silently lowered his head and opened his underwear to take a look, and sighed.

Why does he feel as if he almost steals the chicken and loses everything?

...Why did he suddenly have an ominous premonition that in the end he might be tricked instead of being tricked?

Must be an illusion!

I don't know if it's because the exercise before going to bed is too exciting, or the mutton stewed by Qin Han is too nourishing for the kidneys. That night, Xia Shangzhou almost had a dream all night to wash his underwear in the morning... But the strange thing is that Xia Shangzhou When I woke up the next day, I found that my underwear was quite refreshing.

Xia Shangzhou breathed a sigh of relief.

But soon he raised the tone again, because...

Although he has no wet dreams...

But he has a morning erection!

Xia Shangzhou's face was bloodied.

Especially now that he and Qin Han are still intertwined. Qin Han puts one arm around his waist and one hand under his head, while he puts his arms around Qin Han's waist with his head resting on Qin Han Between his shoulders and arms, the sleeping posture of the whole person is very small, especially when he has one thigh resting on Qin Han's lap, the part that wakes up particularly energetic in the morning is simply "little bird".

Xia Shangzhou silently wiped off the blood on his face, just when he was about to crawl out of Qin Han's arms without anyone noticing and run to the bathroom to solve it, Qin Han woke up like a god again, he Opening his eyes, looking at Xia Shangzhou, he said with a low and hoarse smile: "Morning".

Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt that his energetic place became more energetic, so he had to smile awkwardly and replied: "Morning."

Of course Qin Han felt Xia Shangzhou's embarrassment, he blinked his eyes, his long eyelashes trembled slightly, scratching Xia Shangzhou's little heart like a feather, Xia Shangzhou almost stared blankly, but he quickly When he came back to his senses, just as he was carefully trying to get up, Qin Han suddenly laughed: "...It seems that mutton really nourishes the kidneys." His voice was slightly hoarse from getting up early, so sexy that it made Xia Shangzhou's ears are pregnant.

Xia Shangzhou: "Hehe...that, I'll get up and solve it." Now that Qin Han had discovered everything, he simply broke the jar.

Qin Han smiled: "...Shouldn't we help each other in this kind of thing?"

Xia Shangzhou: "Hehe, but you don't have a morning erection now..."

Qin Han chuckled: "Who said that?"

Sure enough, the next moment, Xia Shangzhou felt something harden gradually, pressing against his thigh.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Qin Han lowered his eyes and smiled shyly, "Let's help each other..."

So they _______(please fill in the blank) crazily and spent a shameless morning.