What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Xia Shangzhou muttered a few words, but didn't think too deeply. After closing Taobao, he looked at the system time in the lower right corner of the computer, and found that it was only after eleven o'clock, and it was not twelve o'clock. After looking for a cat all night, after tossing and tossing for so long, all drowsiness was gone, and my mind became active immediately, and I opened Weibo.

As soon as Xia Shangzhou opened Weibo, after scrolling through a few boring jokes and jokes, he immediately gritted his teeth, because tonight his male god and the person he hates the most all posted on Weibo!Of course, this is not the point, the point is that these two people who rarely post on Weibo actually posted Weibo almost at the same time today!There was only a gap of two or three seconds in the middle!And from his interface, the two of them still go up and down!

Qin Wang Han Wu V: Not bad, come on. //@春和水寒V: New song "Seeing the Dragon Unloading Armor", thank you for your support, address XXX.

Chunhe Shuihan V: New song "Seeing the Dragon Unloading Armor", thank you for your support, the address is XXX.

... It's so obvious!

Ah bah, no, even if they really messed up his male god, it must be Gong!

Ah bah bah, his male god wouldn't mess with that annoying guy!

It's a pity that Xia Shangzhou didn't grab the front row of the male god's Weibo, because Chunhe Shuihan's Weibo has only been posted for a few hours, and the forwarded comments have already reached thousands of times. Maybe the first few people who posted comments still There is a chance to be seen by Chun and Shuihan, but if he posts a comment at this moment, he will only be drowned in the army of thousands of comments, and it is impossible for Chun and Shuihan to see it.

Xia Shangzhou looked at the time regretfully, and found that Chunhe Shuihan's Weibo was probably posted when he went to the park to walk the leftover dog, and Qin Wang Hanwu's forwarding and commenting were almost instant... Xia Shangzhou immediately became vigilant, Qin Wang Hanwu really had something wrong with his male god! ! !He actually pays attention to his male god all the time!Such an idiot must be a hentai!

Moreover, he even commented in such a reluctant tone, saying that it's not bad, come on... There is no sincerity in boasting at all!

Xia Shangzhou snorted loudly, then clicked on Chunhe Shuihan's address and started listening to the song.

The new song Chun He Shui Han is a majestic ancient style song. Xia Changzhou felt his blood boil after hearing the prelude, and he was so excited that goose bumps popped out. When the sound of Chun He Shui Han sounded , Xia Shangzhou was in a trance, as if his mind was lost.

The voices of Chun and Shuihan are actually somewhat contradictory. Sometimes they are soft like spring water, and sometimes they are as cold as cold water. But generally speaking, his tone is more like that of Mr. Pian Pianjia. When others hear his voice, You can imagine the image of a handsome gentleman in white clothes like snow, with fluttering sleeves.But in this song "Seeing the Dragon Unloading the Armor", the voices of Chun and Shuihan deduce a different temperament.

After listening to the complete song, Xia Shangzhou only felt that no matter the lyrics, the song, or the singer, they were all so majestic, so flawless, even the one who sang this type of ancient style songs could not be compared. On a leg hair of his male god.

...But the male god's such a perfect song is just "not bad!" in the eyes of someone

not bad!not bad!not bad!

Not bad you uncle!Obviously it's so good!

It's fine to retweet the male god's Weibo in seconds!It's okay to comment on the male god's Weibo in seconds!It's fine if you always want to hook up with a male god!If you hook up, hook up well!If you want to get caught, you will refuse to welcome your uncle!

Xia Shangzhou turned on the brain-dead fan mode again. First, he cracklingly displayed what he had learned in his life, and wrote a long comment of several thousand words and posted it on the homepage of the new song of the male god. It is so hypnotized that there is nothing in the sky, there is no underground, the lingering sound lingers for three days. People who have heard it don’t feel sore in their waists, their legs don’t feel weak, and they can climb the sixth floor without difficulty. When they eat at night, they can eat more with the voice of a male god. Three bowls of rice!

Xia Shangzhou wrote thousands of words in one breath, and his hands almost cramped after typing the keyboard, but he was in a good mood, and he was still humming the little tune of "Seeing the Dragon Unloading the Armor", although the humming was basic If you are not in tune, go out of tune and go to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

After posting the comments, Xia Shangzhou turned his head to drink his saliva... because when he was typing, he had a habit of reading while writing. He usually had good control, but when he got high, he couldn't even control himself. He can compose and sing songs by himself while reading, so if an outsider sees him at this time, he will definitely think that he is simply a psychopath talking to himself.

When he turned his head, he saw his precious son approaching his computer at some point, with a pair of big, round mandarin duck eyes staring at the screen, his small expression seemed to be a little serious, as if he could really read the words on the screen Same.

"Hey, son! Do you know what the words are on the screen?" Xia Shangzhou was in the right mood, forgetting that Gou Sheng was still playing cold war with him just now, so he teased the cat when he opened his mouth.

Xia Shangzhou didn't expect Gousheng to respond to him at first. After all, no matter how smart his cat is, it is impossible for him to really read the words on the screen... Even if his cat is really smart, it is still an illiterate cat Fine!

But he never expected that his cat raised its chin and glanced at him with blue and green mandarin duck eyes. It seemed a little cold, as if it was contemptuous, and rubbed its eyes at Xia Shangzhou. When he thought he was hallucinating, his cat twisted its buttocks and lay down next to the keyboard in his hand.

"...You dog, can you understand what I say?"

Xia Shangzhou held his breath and asked cautiously.

Of course no one answered.

...No, no cat answered.

Under Xia Shangzhou's expectant gaze, Gou Sheng lowered his head and licked his paws slowly, with that elegance, like the glamorous and noble that every cat star would have.

Xia Shangzhou was a little disappointed, but soon felt that his idea was too ridiculous. No matter how evolved the cat was, it was impossible for him to communicate with people... He would rather believe that the dog was taken away by another cat. I also don't believe that Gousheng has evolved the ability to communicate with people.

"Wait... seize the house?" Xia Shangzhou was taken aback by his own thoughts.

Could it be that Gousheng has become so strange today because he was taken away by other cats? !

Xia Shangzhou almost rushed over and shook Gou Sheng's shoulders to ask if it had been taken away...but soon he denied it. This may be even more unscientific than a cat that can talk!

Xia Shangzhou shook his head, and turned his head back to the computer while talking to himself, completely oblivious to the fact that when he said the word "Duoshe", the dog who was licking his paw suddenly turned his head down. Shock, the whole cat froze.