What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Tang Song raised his eyebrows inexplicably: "Misunderstanding? What did I misunderstand?"

Xia Shangzhou hurriedly said: "Qin Han and I are just tickling each other, it's definitely not like you imagined in broad daylight in the street to stir up sex and hug shamelessly to show our affection!"

Tang Song: "..."

Tang Song's expression suddenly became even more inexplicable: "Who said I thought so, why are you guilty?"

Xia Shangzhou twitched the corners of his mouth: "But your expression just now clearly told me that's what you think!" After speaking, Xia Shangzhou suddenly realized: "I'm not guilty! I'm telling the truth! No guilty conscience!"

Tang Song said silently: "What was my expression just now?"

Xia Shangzhou said sadly and angrily: "Your expression just now was clearly 'What a pair of dogs and men!'!

Tang Song: "..."

Tang Song turned his head and glanced at Qin Han, only to see that Qin Han's expression was very calm and indifferent, without Xia Shangzhou's anxiety and panic at all, his eyes were as calm as an ancient well, as if nothing happened just now Same.

Looking at Xia Shangzhou who was scratching his heart and lungs and trying to explain, Tang Song finally smiled: "Don't worry, I didn't misunderstand, and you don't need to explain."

Xia Shangzhou finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"...Moreover, aren't you cousins? It's normal to have a good relationship." Tang Song continued with a smile.

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback for a moment, and it took him a long time to remember this setting. In order to explain to Tang Song why Qin Han moved in, he just made a random reason why Qin Han was his cousin.

So he quickly nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Yes, yes, yes!"

"...Wait, no," Xia Shangzhou suddenly remembered something, "Didn't you go home on vacation? Why did you come back again?"

Tang Song paused, and then said: "I told my parents that I plan to take the postgraduate entrance examination in the future, and I will not go back during the holidays. I will stay in school to review and prepare for the postgraduate entrance examination."

"You want to take the postgraduate entrance examination?" Xia Shangzhou paused, "Why haven't I heard you say it before?"

"Well, I just made a decision recently," Tang Song lowered his eyes, "Anyway, my grades have always been good, and it shouldn't be too late to start preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination now..."

"Oh, that's it, then you go on." Xia Shangzhou knew that Tang and Song's grades had always been good, and he could get a scholarship almost every year. "Then why didn't you tell me when you came back early?" Xia Shangzhou although He was very happy that Tang and Song were there during the Chinese New Year, but when he thought about Qin Han and Gousheng, he was a little afraid that he would be exposed. After all, Tang and Song were so smart, what if they were accidentally exposed?

"There were a lot of things at home a few days ago, so I didn't have time to call you," Tang Song said in a flat tone. "Anyway, it's the same to tell you when I come back. You don't have a girlfriend. What's the inconvenience?"

"Of course I don't have a girlfriend!" Xia Shangzhou said quickly, but subconsciously glanced at Qin Han.

"That's it," Tang Song smiled, "By the way, I have something to do later, so I won't go back with you, you go back first."

"What's the matter?" Xia Shangzhou was curious for a moment, and answered gossipingly.

"It's really nothing," Tang Song said with a helpless expression. He pointed to the bus stop not far away, "My mother heard from her friend that there is a master in D City who is very spiritual. I asked for the master's address, let me find that master... By the way, counting my marriage, she is at home all day long talking about when I can find a girlfriend to go back to."

"Oh, so that's the case," Xia Shangzhou nodded, but he quickly realized, "Wait! You gay still want to find a girlfriend?!" Because he was too surprised, his voice was a little raised , let the passers-by take a look, so the next moment Xia Shangzhou coughed twice and cleared his throat.

Tang Song twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "It's not that I want to look for it, it's that my mother thinks that I want to look for it."

"Ahem," Xia Shangzhou put down his hand covering his mouth in embarrassment, and cleared his throat, "My condolences are changing, you will have to face this kind of thing sooner or later... Wait, master? A very clever master?!" He Immediately, he looked back at Qin Han, his eyes were full of hope!

Qin Han frowned slightly, but there was no expression on his face.

"Who knows, I think it's probably a lie," Tang Song shrugged, "It is said that the master only counts three coats a day, and he must make an appointment one month in advance. My mother has already asked her friend to make an appointment for me. If If I don’t go, my mother will know right away, and then she will have to call to talk about me.”

"Three coats a day or something doesn't sound like a liar. The more liars are, the better." Xia Shangzhou glanced at Qin Han, then turned his head and said to Tang Song, "Go and finish the calculation today. Then, by the way, make an appointment for me, okay?"

Tang Song looked at Xia Shangzhou suspiciously: "When did you believe this?"

"It's just curiosity," Xia Shangzhou said quickly. "After all, it's our country's traditional culture. It doesn't matter if it's accurate or not. It's just a donation."

"Okay, I'll make an appointment for you to try." Tang Song didn't ask too much, he looked down at the time, "The time is almost up, I'm going to take the bus first, let's go first."

Seeing that Tang and Song were waiting for the bus, Xia Shangzhou quickly moved to Qin Han's side, and said excitedly, "Maybe we can find a solution to the... problem between you and the dog!" Because it was on the street, There were quite a lot of people coming and going on the side of the road, Xia Shangzhou didn't finish his sentence, but when the name Gousheng blurted out, someone on the side of the road still gave them an extra look.

Qin Han gave a faint oh, his expression couldn't tell whether he was happy or unhappy.

"Why aren't you excited at all?" Xia Shangzhou poked Qin Han's chest, "Maybe this matter can be resolved."

"...I'm very excited." Qin Han said.

"Who are you kidding, you obviously don't look excited at all," Xia Shangzhou curled his lips, "But yes, if it doesn't work, then you are not in vain, let's see it later, I hope that master is not a liar. "

Qin Han lowered his eyes, and after a while, he hummed softly.

After returning home, Qin Han put down the matcha cake in his hand and asked Xia Shangzhou, "Eat it now, or should I eat it later?"

"Eat it now!" Xia Shangzhou stared at the matcha cake almost drooling, nodded quickly, "Leave a piece for Tang Song to taste, he doesn't like sweets... Wait, one piece seems a bit too much? How about half a dollar? Lesser half a dollar?"

Qin Han smiled lightly, went to the kitchen to wash his hands and came back to start cutting the cake. Xia Shangzhou sat down quickly, resting his chin on his hands, watching Qin Han's movement of cutting the cake expectantly, his eyes sparkling.

This matcha cake is a little smaller than ordinary birthday cakes. Qin Han first cut it in half, then cut the remaining piece in half, and finally handed the biggest piece of cake to Xia Shangzhou, explaining: "I also I don’t like sweets very much, you can eat.”

Xia Shangzhou happily took the piece of cake, but he muttered: "What's wrong with sweets, you people who don't like sweets really don't know how to appreciate it! You people who don't like sweets will one day I cried because of the sweets!" While saying that, he took a big bite, then narrowed his eyes in satisfaction, it was really delicious!

Qin Han said calmly: "You love sweets so much, be careful that one day you will cry because of diabetes."

Xia Shangzhou: "...Pfft!" Fortunately, he swallowed the cake!

Qin Han lowered his head calmly and continued to eat the cake. Xia Shangzhou sat opposite him, and couldn't help but look at Qin Han again.

Qin Han sat very straight, as straight as a bamboo, lowered his head slightly, his eyelashes half drooped, and slowly scooped up the cake with a small spoon. His hand holding the small spoon was white and slender, with well-defined joints. The plastic spoon is as high-end and elegant as a diamond-studded gold spoon.

He just ate the cake quietly, and the whole scene looked like a painting, whether it was the exquisitely shaped matcha cake in front of him or himself, it was simply picturesque.

Xia Shangzhou glanced twice, couldn't help but took out his mobile phone from his pocket, pretended to be playing with his mobile phone while eating cake, but secretly pressed the shutter on Qin Han, after the candid shot, Xia Shangzhou immediately felt guilty in order to cover up A web page is opened.

And the webpage that Xia Shangzhou opened happened to be the gossip forum he usually hangs out in. As soon as he opened it, he was immediately seduced by a post on the homepage——

[Title] Fuck!While waiting for the bus, I witnessed a scene where the original partner (male) caught the scumbag and fought against the mistress (male)!It's just too bloody!Wait for me for a while for details!

Fuck!It looks so bloody and emotional!The love and killing between three men!

The gossip is like Xia Shangzhou, and he was shocked immediately, and immediately opened the post——

First floor: The landlord does not eat, drink, go to the toilet, or take the data cable, eight now!live streaming!The landlord's claw machine may be a bit slow to code, don't rush me, let me calm down the excitement first!Fuck!For the first time in my life, I encountered the scene where the original partner fought against the mistress!All three are actually men!And the most important thing is that these three men are all so handsome!Fuck, are all the handsome guys going to stir things up these days!

Second floor: Sofa!Fire Tong Liu Ming

Third floor: Landlord fast eight!Leave a name!

Fourth floor: Leave a name on the first ring!

……

Fifty floor: The thing is like this, today the host is waiting for the bus at the bus station, and then suddenly saw two men coming out of a cake shop, since the two men are both good-looking, so the host read more Two eyes, one of them is taller, with particularly long legs, his figure is as good as the male model on the cover of a magazine, and his face is also very handsome, he is almost at the level of a male god, let's call him a male god.The other guy is a little shorter, with a gentle and delicate style. You can tell he is a shou at a glance, so let's call him Xiaoshou.

Floor 51: Fuck you guys are so fast...

Floor 52: Landlord, hurry up!Show me this with your pants off!

……

Eightieth floor: The male god is holding a cake in his hand, he is relatively silent, he is simply a cold male god~ Xiao Shou chattered non-stop all the way, but the host was too far away to hear clearly, and then suddenly!The male god started chasing Xiaoshou in the street!It's the kind of "hee hee hee hee, come and chase me, come and chase me ~", which reminds the poster of running in the sunset that day ~ that was the past youth of the poster ~ ahem, it's far away, in short, they are You chased me, you chased me, and then suddenly!The male god hugged Xiaoshou into his arms!The landlord was immediately petrified!There is such a lewd thing in this world!The two dogs and men are arguing in public in broad daylight, and they still show their affection!The host can almost imagine the headline of tomorrow's news society edition - "The world is going downhill in today's society, why are two dogs and men stirring up trouble on the street?" "...

Floor 120: The upstairs said that this is a handwritten post, so please post it quickly!If you don’t like to watch, why pull down to make yourself feel uncomfortable?Why bother?The host missed a bus just to watch this gossip? !The host continued, just when the host thought it was just a purposeful and organized gay show of affection, something unexpected happened!Unexpectedly, just as they were embracing, a man suddenly appeared out of nowhere!This man is also very good-looking, gentle and gentle, looks like a college student, let's call him the first match.Then when this man appeared, Xiao Shou's face suddenly changed, and he shouted: "Don't get me wrong! Listen to my explanation! Things are not what you imagined!" The standard lines of the scene where a scumbag was caught and raped!Nine out of ten scumbags who were caught and raped would say this line!Tsk tsk, that original partner's face turned black immediately...

120 [-]st floor: The bus is coming, the owner gets on the bus first, and the bus will continue for eight...

220 [-]nd floor: The poster doesn't care about those people who call every post a handwritten post!Go ahead and go on!

220 third floor: Then?And then they fight?However, according to the host's description, this mistress is very handsome, but it's a pity that he's blind, and actually likes this kind of flirtatious man!Let go of that male god and let me come!

220 [-]th floor: Then they started to go crazy... Ahem, I'm sorry I just came out of the news post about the wedding of three people in Thailand...

[-]F: Then what?What about the host? !

Floor [-]: Where's the landlord?Where did the landlord go?Come back soon~ Floor [-]: Come back soon, landlord~ I can hardly bear the result~ !Even live posts are eunuchs, I don't believe in love anymore!

Floor [-]: I finally caught up with a live broadcast post, but I never expected to be a eunuch! ! !Cursed that the poster is a man who doesn't have small tits and has big boobs all over, and a woman who doesn't have big tits and has small boobs all over!

Fuck!What a vicious curse!

Xia Shangzhou was suddenly frightened by the curse on the [-]nd floor, and his whole body turned cold. He imagined the scene of himself or Qin Han with big boobs all over his body, and he was so frightened that he posted the post immediately, for fear that the curse would be hit by the host. on him.

After posting the post, Xia Shangzhou lowered his head and took a big bite of the matcha cake, his mouth full of the tea-flavored cake, so he couldn't help squinting his eyes in satisfaction.

But looking back-

Why does that post look familiar?

Xia Shangzhou silently sucked the cake in his mouth, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that the post seemed to have a sense of familiarity...

...Hehe, it must be his illusion!