What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Hearing Qin Han's knock on the door, Xia Shangzhou felt his little heart beating fast.

Every time Qin Han knocked on the door, it seemed to fall on his heart.

thump—

thump—

thump—

Xia Shangzhou held back his beating heartbeat, and slowly moved to the door step by step, and opened the door——

Qin Han was standing at the door, holding his mobile phone in one hand and leaning on the door frame with the other, smiling at him with raised eyebrows.

Xia Shangzhou's heart skipped a beat at Qin Han's laughter, and he was a little dizzy. He thought he might be blushing, but he didn't dare to reach out to touch his face, so he could only say with erratic eyes: "You What are you doing here?"

"To see you take off your pants," Qin Han smiled slightly, "Aren't you going to prove that you are a pure man?"

Xia Shangzhou stuttered all over: "Ke Ke Ke Ke, haven't you seen it before... I don't look like I'm wearing no pants..." When it came to the last few words, Xia Shang Zhou's voice was barely audible, Of course what he was referring to was the last time he and Qin Han "helped each other". Not only did the two of them meet each other frankly, but they also had intimate contact.

"But... I don't remember very clearly," Qin Han took a step closer to Xia Shangzhou, lowered his head slightly, "Would you like to help me deepen my impression?" His voice was slightly lower and slightly lower than usual With a hoarse voice, Xia Shangzhou was so fascinated by this deadly voice control.

Fortunately, at the last moment, a certain dead voice control struggled to resist the temptation, defeated himself, picked up his integrity, and bravely said no to the temptation!

"No! No! No!" Xia Shangzhou shook his head 180 degrees, he had to say important things three times, and he had to resolutely say no to temptation!Say no to all factors that try to bend yourself!

Qin Han raised his eyebrows and let out an oh, as if he was a little disappointed.

"...No, no, no," Xia Shangzhou's heart trembled at Qin Han's oh, and he almost agreed directly, but in the end he secretly pinched his thigh and defeated his soft heart, "You Didn’t you say you’re going to buy vegetables, go buy, buy, buy!”

Qin Han smiled and nodded, "...Then I'm leaving." His tone seemed a little lost.

"Go early and come back early, pay attention to safety on the road..." Xia Shangzhou silently avoided Qin Han's eyes, for fear that he would take off his pants if his heart softened.

...Wait, is there something wrong?

"By the way, a new cake shop opened in the next street recently, and it's doing a promotion these two days, buy one get one free." Qin Han looked down at Xia Shangzhou, "the matcha cake on their leaflet looks quite attractive ,do you want to eat?"

Xia Shangzhou drooled and nodded.

Qin Han chuckled, "But..."

"But what?" Xia Shangzhou was puzzled.

"But if you want to buy matcha cake, you have to go with two people." Qin Han looked at Xia Shangzhou, his eyes made Xia Shangzhou's heart beat faster, "If you want to eat, you should go with me, otherwise I have nothing to eat."

"Why is this store like this?" Xia Shangzhou couldn't believe it, "How could it be sold to only two people? Wouldn't it be possible for one person to buy it and not sell it?"

"This is probably a special promotion method of the store," Qin Han said calmly, "I think their business is really good. I have seen people queuing from the store to the road when I passed by several times."

"Is the business so good?" Xia Shangzhou paused, "But this promotional method is too weird, it is only sold to two people to buy, I have never heard of such a promotional method."

"The world is so big, there are so many wonders," Qin Han smiled slightly, "Then do you want to eat matcha cake?"

Xia Shangzhou didn't hesitate for long, and was immediately overwhelmed by the temptation of the matcha cake: "Eat, eat!"

But when Xia Shangzhou was about to go out, Gou Sheng had been following behind his buttocks, the round cat pupils were wet, as if he was afraid that Xia Shangzhou would not want it anymore, Xia Shangzhou softened his heart, bent down and picked up Gou Sheng , turned around and asked Qin Han: "Why don't we take Gousheng with us?"

Qin Han was silent for a moment, then smiled and said, "But that store doesn't allow pets."

Xia Shangzhou was a little disappointed, rubbed Gousheng's head, and asked again: "Then I am holding Gousheng at the door, and you go in to buy cakes? Just tell the clerk that I came here with you. "

Qin Han looked embarrassed: "But there are a lot of people queuing up, and even the clerk can't see you if you stand at the door."

Xia Shangzhou was confused: "This..."

"And I can't prove that you and I know each other. If it's that simple, then other people can just go to the street and grab someone and say that they didn't come alone." Qin Han said calmly, "The clerk is not that stupid. , they will ask us to prove that we know each other, how can you prove it if you don't enter the store?"

"This store is too weird. It's fine if two people go to buy together to sell it. Why do you need to prove that the two know each other?" Xia Shangzhou was a little speechless.

"It's only the signature matcha cake in the leaflet that is used for such a promotion," Qin Han explained with a chuckle, "Other cakes are still sold in the usual way, but it is because of this special promotion that it attracts so many people go."

Xia Shangzhou was dubious, but his desire for matcha cakes finally prevailed, so he became ruthless, lowered his head and coaxed Gousheng: "Son, be good, Dad will go out for a while, and come back to feed you dried fish. "

The dog left meowing pitifully, and it rubbed against Xia Shangzhou with its furry head, trying to show off its shamelessness.

"Let's go, it might be sold out if it's too late." Qin Han separated Xia Shangzhou and Gousheng without a trace, he stood between Xia Shangzhou and Gousheng, paused for a while, then stretched out his hand as if wanting to touch Touching Gousheng's little head, Xia Shangzhou subconsciously withdrew his hand, but the next moment——

Xia Shangzhou suddenly realized: "Wait...be careful..."

Faced with this villain who wanted to rob him of his master, Gou Sheng bared his small white teeth mercilessly, and bit down with a meow.

So the next moment, Qin Han's white and slender index finger was bitten by Gou Sheng.

Qin Han was taken aback, Xia Shangzhou hurriedly yelled: "Gousheng is keeping someone! Let go!" He rushed to separate Gousheng and Qin Han. Fortunately, Gousheng still listened to Xia Shangzhou's words, and he let go the next moment. mouthed.

"How can you bite people casually!" Xia Shangzhou was a little angry. Although most cat people don't like to get close to strangers, and Gou Sheng doesn't get close to strangers too much, but Gou Sheng didn't have such a temper before anyway, so he won't Biting at every turn, but Gousheng's behavior today really made him angry, so he stretched out his hand and hit Gousheng's little butt twice, "Don't bite people casually next time!"

Gousheng meowed and chirped a few times, feeling aggrieved in the round cat pupils.

"It's useless to shed tears, don't bite people casually next time! Do you know that!" Seeing Gousheng's aggrieved and pitiful appearance, Xia Shangzhou also softened his heart, but when he thought that Gousheng might bite people casually in the future, Immediately hardened his heart, "There is no dried fish to eat today! Next time I bite someone casually, there will be no dried fish to eat from now on."

Gousheng was greatly shocked, it turned around silently, curled itself up into a ball, and pointed its butt at Xia Shangzhou.

Xia Shangzhou didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but thinking of Qin Han beside him, he quickly turned his head and asked Qin Han: "How is it? Is the wound bleeding? If it bleeds, you need to get an injection."

"...It's okay." Qin Han shook his head with a smile, he spread his palms, his finger bitten by the dog had a circle of deep bite marks, "although your son bit it hard, but No bleeding."

Xia Shangzhou breathed a sigh of relief immediately, but he still felt a little guilty in his heart. Although Gou Sheng didn't bite Qin Han to bleed just now, it was obviously not a joke with Qin Han, if he hadn't let Gou Sheng loose immediately Mouth, maybe Qin Han is going to get an injection today, which is simply a disaster for Qin Han.

"The dog's temper is usually not that big, and he doesn't bite people casually." Xia Shangzhou was also a little strange, "Could it be because of the estrus period?"

Qin Han: "..."

Qin Han silently hid his fingers, and changed the topic calmly: "Don't waste time, there will be no matcha cake if it's late."

"Oh, yes, I almost forgot," Xia Shangzhou remembered about the matcha cake, "Then let's go... Gou Sheng, stay at home obediently!"

Gou Sheng pointed at Xia Shangzhou with his furry buttocks, and meowed arrogantly.

"Meow!"

"Bad guy! Reflect on yourself at home!" Xia Shangzhou snorted, and pulled Qin Han out the door.

When going down the stairs, Xia Shangzhou was still a little guilty: "Although Gousheng doesn't like to get close to strangers, he won't bite people casually. I have already taught him a lesson, and he won't bite you again next time."

Qin Han just raised his eyebrows and smiled and said, "It's okay, probably... just learned it from its father."

Xia Shangzhou was silent for a while, and suddenly remembered that he bit Qin Han when he was playing with Qin Han before, and his face flushed immediately: "What nonsense!"

Qin Han just smiled and said nothing.

At first, Xia Shangzhou was puzzled as to why the cake shop would use the sales promotion method of "only sell matcha cakes to two people and not to one person", but he soon understood.

When he just walked to the door of the store, Xia Shangzhou was immediately stunned by the long queue in front of the door. It was just like what Qin Han said, the queue to buy cakes was almost all the way from the inside of the store. They lined up on the road, and the people who lined up to buy cakes were all in pairs, but it was a little different from what Xia Shangzhou imagined—these people who came in pairs to buy cakes seemed to be not pure It's two acquaintances, but a couple.

Xia Shangzhou looked at the couples in front of him, and suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, as soon as he turned his head, he saw a big sign standing at the entrance of this cake shop, which said "Opening special offer: buy one get one free of the signature matcha cake, but only for couples (<ゝw·)～☆～"

Xia Shangzhou silently read the word "couple" over and over again, over and over, over and over again.

Then he silently tugged at Qin Han's sleeve, pointed to the two words on the signboard and asked, "...Wait, couples only?"

Qin Han smiled and nodded: "Yes, that's why I said two people can buy it."

Even though he said so, Xia Shangzhou always felt that something was wrong...

"But, lovers?" Xia Shangzhou blankly pointed at himself, then at Qin Han, "Us?"

Qin Han raised his eyebrows and said, "You were the one who wanted to eat matcha cake."

Even though he said so, Xia Shangzhou still felt that something was wrong...

"But, us?" Xia Shangzhou blankly pointed at Qin Han, then at himself, "Couple?"

"It's okay, look," Qin Han calmly pointed to the small pink characters on the signboard under the word "couple"—ps: same-sex is not limited~(<ゝw·)~☆, "We also it does not matter."

Even though he said so, Xia Shangzhou really felt that something was wrong...

"But but but but..." Xia Shangzhou blankly pointed at the two words, "We are not a couple..."

"It doesn't matter," Qin Han said with a light smile, "Anyway, the clerk doesn't know, does he?"

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback for a moment, although what he said... But there is still something wrong!

"But..." Xia Shangzhou was very confused, especially when he was surrounded by a large number of heterosexual couples, how could he be ashamed to buy cakes as a single dog, "But..."

"Don't you want to eat matcha cake?" Qin Han only said softly.

Xia Shangzhou struggled for a few minutes, and finally couldn't resist the desire for the matcha cake in his heart, especially the picture of the matcha cake on the signboard was so alluring, and the whole cake was full of "hee hee hee hee come quickly Eat me, come eat me, I'm delicious, don't Sao Nian really come here~(<ゝw·)~☆"'s tempting breath.

So Xia Shangzhou compromised very spinelessly: "Eat, eat!"

"Then are we a couple now?" Qin Han raised his eyebrows and continued to ask.

Xia Shangzhou nodded immediately: "Yes, yes!"