What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

"Good morning, good morning..." Facing Qin Han, Xia Shangzhou blushed before he could feel ashamed about what happened last night.

"Good morning," Qin Han's voice was hoarse and seductive, "Why are you so excited?"

Xia Shangzhou hurriedly said: "Urgently want to go to the toilet..."

"Did you do something bad? Huh?" Qin Han raised his eyebrows.

"No, no, no," Xia Shangzhou said with a guilty conscience, "It's really urgent to pee..."

"Urgent urination?" Qin Han hooked the corners of his lips, "Why are you so guilty about urgency, did you ... pee your pants last night?"

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Could it be that he has the face of "a mentally handicapped child with poor self-control and still wets the bed in his twenties"?

"You just peed your pants!" Xia Shangzhou blushed, "I just had a spring..."

Before the last word was uttered, Xia Shangzhou was in a bad mood.

Damn, he seems to have accidentally exposed something!

"...Dream?" Qin Han smiled meaningfully.

Xia Shangzhou snorted sternly, got up, turned around and was about to leave, but heard Qin Han say slowly from behind: "With whom?"

... of course you!

But Xia Shangzhou would definitely not be able to say such words. As a straight man who has been straight for more than 20 years, what if he dreamed of a man in spring? How could he say such things? !

Can't say it at all!

So Xia Shangzhou whimpered for a while, and said vaguely: "You don't know... I don't know... a big beauty, um, big breasts, two hands can't hold it!"

There was an obvious pause in Qin Han's voice, and then a slight uptick in the end: "Sister?"

"Sister! Of course it's a girl!" Xia Shangzhou blushed, but fortunately his back was facing Qin Han at this moment, "It must be a girl! If it's not a girl, it's a man!"

He is straight!

After Xia Shangzhou yelled sternly, Qin Han seemed to be silent and didn't speak again. Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to stay any longer for a minute, so he didn't wait for Qin Han to reply him, and hurriedly turned his head towards him. Rushed to the bathroom, but the moment he turned the doorknob, Qin Han suddenly said slowly: "...you were so tired yesterday, and you still have enough energy to have a spring dream at night... It seems that you You were just hiding your strength yesterday, I really underestimated you."

Xia Shangzhou paused for a while before realizing that Qin Han's words seemed to have a lot of meaning... What is hidden strength?Did Qin Han feel that he was lying to him when he said he was tired yesterday?Damn, if any normal man really has the strength of seven times a night, who would be willing to hide his strength!There is no need to be humble in this kind of thing!

"Next time, don't hide your strength anymore..." Qin Han said slowly, "There is no need to be modest about such things."

...Who is so humble!

Xia Shangzhou felt very painful, in various senses, whether it was physically or mentally.

And Qin Han's tone like "Looks like I didn't take good care of you last night, so you still have the energy to dream about other women at night", what kind of trouble is he trying to make? !

This must be his illusion!

Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to stay longer for a minute, afraid that Qin Han would say something that would misunderstand him the next moment, so he hurriedly ignored Qin Han and ran into the toilet, took off the criminal evidence underwear, and washed it secretly.

After washing the panties and washing them, Xia Shangzhou was about to secretly run to the balcony with her panties to dry, but the moment she opened the toilet door, she bumped into Qin Han who was about to go to the toilet, so the next moment, The guilty Xia Shangzhou quickly hid the wet panties behind his back.

"What are you hiding?" Qin Han had already seen what Xia Shangzhou was holding in his hand, but he didn't poke him, just smiled and raised his eyebrows, as if teasing him.

"No, it's nothing, I just washed a pair of socks, hehe." Xia Shangzhou held the wet little panties in a ball in his hand guiltily, not daring to let Qin Han see them.

"Oh, so it's a sock," Qin Han casually stretched out his hand and yawned, putting his slender, white fingers on his lips to hide his smile, "...but I seemed to see a big hole just now, your sock Why is there such a big hole in it?"

Xia Shangzhou felt even more guilty, and said tremblingly: "Of course there are holes in the socks! How can you wear them without holes!"

"But a normal sock has only one hole," Qin Han stroked his lips and said with a smile, "I just saw more than one hole..."

"Socks will wear holes after wearing them for a long time! This, this is very strange!" Xia Shangzhou clenched her wet panties tightly, without raising her head, she wanted to bypass Qin Han and rush to the balcony, "Don't get in the way Me, I'm going to dry my socks."

"Your socks are pierced, that's not okay, it's so uncomfortable when you put on your shoes," just as Xia Shangzhou passed by Qin Han, he was grabbed by him, and Xia Shangzhou didn't wait Zhou realized that the wet panties he had hidden behind his back were snatched away, "Let me mend it for you..."

Then Qin Han's voice stopped abruptly.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

One minute later, Xia Shangzhou glared at Qin Han with grief and indignation: "What are you looking at! I've never seen anyone wash their underwear early in the morning! Then you see it now!"

With a straight face, Qin Han tried his best to hold back his smile, and then calmly put the wet panties back into Xia Shangzhou's hands, with a nonchalant expression on his face.

Xia Shangzhou was about to turn from embarrassment into anger, he rushed to the balcony with his wet panties in his hands, and hung them up with a face of grief and indignation. Until breakfast, Xia Shangzhou's expression was still a little bit uneasy.

However, after eating Qin Han's fried eggs, Xia Shangzhou's mood improved again. Qin Han's fried eggs were charred on the outside and tender on the inside, the skin was burnt and crispy, but the yolk was tender and delicious, because the eggs were deliberately not fried until fully cooked. It was cooked, so after Xia Changzhou ate the whole fried egg forgetfully, there was a lot of bright yellow egg liquid on his mouth, and then Qin Han, who was sitting opposite him, gently wiped it off with his fingertips with a light smile.

Feeling the heat at the corner of his mouth, Xia Shangzhou froze for a moment.

Then Xia Shangzhou saw that Qin Han stuffed the egg-stained finger into his own mouth very naturally, and even stuck out the tip of his tongue to lick the fingertip.

and many more……

There seems to be something wrong with this?

However, Qin Han's actions were so natural that Xia Shangzhou couldn't utter any complaints, so he could only hold back abruptly, and made Xia Shangzhou not only hold back his doubts about Qin Han, On the contrary, I doubted myself. Is this kind of behavior normal?Was it him who made the fuss?

Because he had just masturbated three times with the male god last night, Xia Shangzhou's current outlook on life is still in the process of reorganization.

After breakfast, Xia Shangzhou went back to the room to feed the dog leftover. While feeding the dog leftover with the small dried fish in his hand, he said to himself, "Son, your dad and I seem to have met a very An important life decision, this choice is like a crossroads in life, once you make a choice, you can't turn back... Forget it, I tell you that you don't understand."

With a mouthful of dried fish in his mouth, Gou Sheng tilted his head and meowed softly.

"Oh, I really want to find someone to consult, but unfortunately, son, you are a cat and can't understand human language. I am a human being and I can't understand your cat language..." Xia Shangzhou fed another small fish Dry, "How can you exchange life happily with different language channels, you'd better eat your little fish obediently."

Gou Sheng ate the small dried fish on Xia Shangzhou's palm in one bite, and stretched out his pink tongue with small barbs to lick Xia Shangzhou's palm, itching.

After feeding the dog leftovers, Xia Shangzhou turned on the computer and went straight to Tang and Song Dynasties. At this crossroads in his life, he desperately needs a life mentor!

Banana Boat: Tang and Song Dynasties~qaq

Banana Boat: I desperately need a life coach right now!

Banana Boat: Begging for Chicken Soup for the Soul!

After 5 minutes, Tang Song replied.

Sweet and sour fish: hehe

Sweet and Sour Fish: Do you need a life mentor?

Sweet and sour fish: I think I need more

Xia Shangzhou forgot all important life decisions and other things in an instant, and was completely overwhelmed by the "gossip warning ahead!".

Banana Boat: What's wrong? !Tell me something that makes me happy ~ Banana Boat: Is it related to Yuan Mingqing?Did he go hooking up again?

Banana Boat: Could it be that a girl with a big belly came to ask for responsibility?

Sweet and Sour Fish: ...You have a lot of brain power, you are worthy of being a banana boat for writing novels: Hehe, it’s easy to talk about it, so what’s going on~ Sweet and Sour Fish: You seem very happy, excited, and looking forward to it?

Banana Split: Definitely your illusion!Am I like the kind of person who makes fun of things that make friends unhappy? !

Sweet and sour fish: hehe

Sweet and sour fish: I plan to quit the circle

Xia Shangzhou froze for a moment, retreated?Is Tang Song planning to quit the online supporting circle? !

Banana Boat: Damn it, quit the circle?Are you really sure you want to quit? !

Sweet and Sour Fish: Finishing the filming of "Meeting the Devil" has already wiped out the last bit of my love for this industry. Banana Boat: ...Isn't it just a villain who died miserably as cannon fodder?

Sweet and sour fish: you know why

Seeing the words sent by Tang Song, Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but sighed.

He remembered that Tang and Song said before that he mixed with the Internet and matched the circle only because of Yuan Mingqing, and matched "Feng Mo" only because of Yuan Mingqing...

Now that there is no reason to support him to continue in this circle, Tang Song probably has no intention to continue to move forward.

Banana Boat: Oh, what do you like? Just don’t regret it after quitting. Sweet and Sour Fish: There’s nothing to regret. In the future, I will only be grateful for the current me who stopped losses in time. Xia Shangzhou was speechless for a while Yes.

Sweet and Sour Fish: I have almost finished recording all of Fu Lanpei's lines in the first episode of the radio drama "Meet the Devil". After recording, I will send the dry voice to the planner Banana Boat: Damn it's so fast!I remember that Fu Lanpei had a lot of lines...

Banana Boat: Wait, no, I remember that Fu Lanpei's role almost runs through the entire article, jumping until the end before being tossed to death by the two protagonists Sweet and sour fish: Well, I haven't done anything else these days , Just recording in the room, I only agreed to Yuan Mingqing to play Fu Lanpei in the first episode, and the crew will find someone else after that, anyway, there must be a lot of people who are willing to take this role, and they don't have to worry about finding someone Banana Boat: Then this drama will become the first and only co-produced drama of our fish boat group. Song party, your male god is also invited, and I will also be a guest. After attending Yuan Mingqing’s birthday song party, I will post on Weibo to announce my retirement from Banana Boat: Hahahaha feels like a slap in the face (￣ e（#￣）☆╰╮（￣▽￣///）

Sweet and sour fish: I officially started mixing online matching circles at his birthday song meeting five years ago, and I chose to quit the circle on that day, which is considered a beginning and an end Banana Boat: I will take your expectations of me and strive to become the master of the online matching circle of! qaq Sweet and Sour Fish: Get out, who has expectations for you? Banana Boat: Even if you don’t have qaq, can’t you lie to me? Sometimes white lies can make life better Banana Boat: ╭(╯^╰)╮Hmph!

Sweet and Sour Fish: Wait, I just looked back at the chat history, what the hell is a fish and boat combination?

Banana Split: The combination I just formed for the two of us!you don't like it?How about that caramel boy?Or Gumball Saga?Balsamic miracle?Yuxiang Orchestra?

Sweet and Sour Fish: Get out, who wants to form a group with you

Banana Boat: Tang Song you are so arrogant, does your mother know ＿(: 3ゝ∠)＿