What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Xia Shangzhou, who watched the whole process, said that his male god is not there, of course it is because he went to the supermarket to buy milk for him~ So Xia Shangzhou snarled in his heart, but of course he would not say this in the group Li said, after all, if he said it, it would reveal that he already knew that Qin Han was the matter of Chun and Shuihan?His IQ is not so low, hum.

Right at this moment-

Album: Huh~ The portrait of Xiaochuan is on~ Are you there, Xiaochuan?

Banana Boat: In ~≧▽≦

Album: Why are you so happy today?Didn’t you post on Weibo yesterday saying you were unhappy? Banana Boat: Yesterday’s unhappiness happened yesterday~ Today is a new day~ Album: Tsk tsk, sure enough, it’s a June day, Xiao Shou’s face—say it’s changed Just become a banana boat: ==

Milk Pudding: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Album: By the way, Xiao Chuaner, this is Pudding Ding, let’s get to know each other ~ Banana Boat: I know it ~ because I am a gossip forum! ≧▽≦Milk Pudding: Huh~ Are you also messing with gossip forums?I mess with me too~(≧▽≦)/~ Album: Tsk tsk, sure enough, Xiao Shou’s hobby is gossip forum Banana Boat: ==

Milk Pudding: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Xia Shangzhou felt that he really wanted to kneel down for the laughing point of milk pudding. No wonder people often commented on milk pudding on the forum—this is the man who lowered the laughing point of the entire online matching circle!Even if the speaker can't find the joke, milk pudding can still use all kinds of weird gestures to get the joke and be poked, and then start to go crazy hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha with him in all kinds of weird poses Not afraid of the cold.

Because he is always hahahahahahahahaha.

Right at this moment-

Er Yueqing: Album, what am I doing?

Album: Look at the group chat records

Er Yueqing: It's too long, don't read it

Album: Yoyo, when did you become so cold?Decided not to be a romantic scumbag who hooks up everywhere from now on, but to be an evil, charming and cold man?

Er Yueqing: ...

Album: Newcomers have joined the group, don't you like to tease newcomers? Er Yueqing: Oh, I'm not interested now Album: What the hell?Fuck!Er Yueqing, what's wrong with you?What's wrong with you!Didn't you say that the greatest pleasure in your life is to flirt with newcomers?What happened to you who lost the greatest joy in life? !

But at this time, Xia Shangzhou suddenly remembered what happened in the morning...

Think about Yuan Mingqing's tone towards "shrimp porridge" at that time. Could it be that Yuan Mingqing is still sulking about "shrimp porridge"?

Album: Damn, you won't be broken in love, right?

Er Yueqing: ...

Album: Did I hit the mark?Fuck!I've already thought about the title of 818 on the forum - "I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet, every day I hook up with scum all over the small subject, and the scum for thousands of years is finally attacked by scum."Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, the way of heaven is like reincarnation, if you don’t believe me, look up, who will be spared by heaven! "Er Yueqing: ...

Er Yueqing: I'm down

Album: Tsk tsk, such an obvious avoidance of the topic, there must be a ghost in my heart!What do you think of the boat?

Banana Boat: The picture album girl said yes!

Album: By the way, Pudding Ding hasn't spoken for a long time, what's wrong with him?

Banana Boat: I guess I fainted from laughing...

Milk pudding: qaqaqaq

Album: What's wrong?

Album: Hey, why did you suddenly change your phone?

Album: Could it be that...?

Milk Pudding: I just took a sip of water...and then it spewed out, and my laptop went black. qaq Album:...

Album: Smile and stroke the dog's head, pity for 30 seconds

Banana Split: Pity for 30 seconds

Lotus Seed Soup: Hahahahahahaha

Album: Mr. Zong Gong, are you swollen?Are you infected by pudding?

Lianzi Geng: No, I just thought it was interesting

Album: Mr. Zonggong, have you heard a sentence?Being interested in someone is the first step in liking Lianzigeng:  …

Album: I have vaguely seen a cp building that is about to rise from the ground. Banana Boat: Hey, didn’t they already have a cp building, and they have turned over dozens of pages. Album: How do you know about the boat?Don't you just hang out in gossip forums and also squat in cp building?Fuck, you rotten man, tell me which CP is your cutest!

Banana Split: Uh...

Can Xia Shangzhou say that the CP he most wants to be cute is the male god x him?Can?Can?

Of course not.

Right at this moment-

Hericium erinaceus: He is the cutest Hericium erinaceus x banana boat

Banana Boat: I am the cutest Qin Wang Hanwu x Er Yueqing

Album: Pfft!

Album: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Hericium erinaceus: ...

Banana Split:  …

Xia Shangzhou was in a trough, didn't Qin Han go to the supermarket to buy milk?Why did he suddenly cheat? !

Wait, no, that's not the point, the point is what does Hericium erinaceus x banana split mean? !

Could it be that Qin Han is implying something...?

As for why Xia Shangzhou said that his cutest CP is Qin Wang Hanwu x Er Yueqing, of course it is because he is not happy with the CP of the cute male god and other people, but Tang Song broke up with Yuan Mingqing again, so he can only Made a couple of the two guys he hated.

Banana Split: Wait, didn't you go to the supermarket?

Hericium erinaceus: Well, now in the supermarket

Banana Boat: What kind of mobile phone do you use when shopping in the supermarket?

Hericium erinaceus: There is a promotion in the supermarket today, a lot of snacks buy one get one free, so come up and ask if you want to buy a banana split: buy, buy, buy! ! !

Hericium erinaceus: good

At this moment, Xia Shangzhou seemed to see the halo of a domineering president emanating from behind Qin Han who was far away in the supermarket, and slowly took out a black credit card...

However, what President Qin contracted was not the fish pond, but the snacks in the promotion area.

Album: Hey, you two guys flirting in front of so many people in the group is enough~ Banana Boat: Wait, who flirted with who Hericium: And underwear promotion, ten Three pieces, but the event is only for today, after today it will be gone, can you buy it?

Banana Boat: Buy Buy Buy! ! !

Album: And said it wasn't flirting!They all bought each other's underwear! ! !

Looking at the words of the picture album girl, Xia Shangzhou felt shy and embarrassed, but at this moment he suddenly thought of a question, since this topic could not be brought up on the table, so he secretly knocked on Qin Han— —

Banana Split: Wait, do you know the size of my panties?

Hericium erinaceus: Well, probably, visual inspection

Banana Split: Pfft! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !you you you! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Banana Boat: You you you you you...

Xia Shangzhou was stunned. How much did Qin Han say he had seen with his eyes?

What does it mean?

Is that what he meant?

Hericium erinaceus: I said I have visually measured the size of your panties, where did you think?

Banana Boat: I see, it scared me

Banana Boat: Wait, no, why are you staring at my underwear?

Hericium erinaceus: I saw it when I took your clothes to wash, where did you think?

Banana Boat: I see, it scared me

... But Xia Shangzhou still felt something strange in his heart.

When Xia Shangzhou turned his attention back to the group, the chatting direction in the group had changed, the picture album was still very active, one topic after another was easy to pick up, and the milk pudding was always on the sidelines, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, just in Xia During the few minutes of private chat between Shang Zhou and Qin Han, the group was almost swamped by milk pudding hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This kid, how low is his laughing point...

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help feeling pity in his heart.

About half an hour later, Qin Han came back.

Because he bought a lot of things, he carried big bags and small bags in his left and right hands. When Xia Shangzhou heard the movement, he ran to the living room to see what Qin Han had bought. Seeing Qin Han's big bags and small bags, he couldn't help but Zhu Zhu said: "Fuck, you didn't bring back all the snacks in the promotional area, did you? How many things did you buy..."

After Qin Han put the things on the floor, he turned around and closed the door. After closing the door, he turned around and knelt down to count things.

"Fortunately, you are handsome," Xia Shangzhou said sincerely, "otherwise others would think you were fleeing."

"These bags are for food." Qin Han finally raised his head, and he took out a small eco-friendly bag from a large eco-friendly bag, "This small bag is underwear. I picked one for you in one color, and there are seven pairs in total. , so you can do something different every day of the week."

Xia Shangzhou silently took the bag of underwear, bowed his head and made a gesture. It was indeed the size he usually wears. He said silently: "Are you a collector? You also have a pair of underwear in the same color. Could it be that you have collected all of them?" Underpants of seven colors can summon Shenlong?"

And even if he can wear different styles of underwear every day, Qin Han can't see...

Of course, he only dared to say this in his heart silently.

"It's almost lunch time, do you want to have lunch first... or do you want to eat double skin milk first?" Qin Han took out the milk and fresh eggs he just bought from the supermarket, looked up and asked Xia Chang with a chuckle Boat.

Xia Shangzhou looked down at Qin Han, who was half squatting in front of him, holding milk in one hand and a box of eggs in the other. In a trance, he seemed to see Qin Han half squatting and kneeling holding flowers in one hand and a diamond ring in the other. Marriage proposal on the ground... Then the scene changed, and Qin Han, who was wearing a pink apron, came out of the kitchen and said to him who had just returned home: "Honey, you are finally back, dinner is ready, you Do you want to eat first... or do you want to eat me first?"

Xia Shangzhou was in a trance, and almost subconsciously blurted out: "... eat you first!"

...Of course, it's only close.

"Let's eat lunch first, and eat well," Qin Han looked at Xia Shangzhou's blank look, chuckled, and made a decision on his own without waiting for his answer, "As for Shuangpi Grandma, I'll do it later at two or three o'clock in the afternoon, how about afternoon tea?" His voice was soft but firm, and there was an unquestionable firmness in his tone that made it impossible to refuse.

Xia Shangzhou nodded blankly.

"Well, so good." Qin Han smiled lightly, stood up, and handed the box of eggs in his hand to Xia Shangzhou. Xia Shangzhou subconsciously took it, and then Qin Han rubbed it with the back of that hand. Rubbing Xia Shangzhou's cheek, before Xia Shangzhou could react, Qin Han had already taken the box of eggs over again, and walked towards the kitchen with other things.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Always feel something is wrong.

Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt a little urgent to urinate, so he rushed to the bathroom.

After solving the urgent physical problem, Xia Shangzhou went to the sink to wash his hands. After washing his hands, he unconsciously raised his head and saw the corner of Xia Shangzhou's mouth slightly curled up in the mirror. He seemed to be in a good mood. The place where Qin Han's back rubbed his face was slightly red.

...What the hell?Who is this person in the mirror?

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback for a moment. Who was this guy in the mirror whose face was full of spring breeze and whose whole body was about to emit pink light?It's definitely not him!I heard that people who are in love can be radiant and radiant... But he is a single dog who has been suffering for thousands of years!

Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to think about it, and immediately rushed out the door, as if a little fairy was locked in the mirror to suck the man's yang energy for a living.

At this time, Qin Han was washing vegetables in the kitchen. The pink apron was tied into a standard bow behind his waist. Under the bow was a slightly upturned buttocks, and further down were slender and straight legs...

Xia Shangzhou stared at Qin Han's waist for a long time. He tried hard to turn his eyes away, but he felt like his eyes were glued to Qin Han's waist by 502, and he couldn't move them away no matter what. Until Qin Han turned around and faced Xia Shangzhou head-on.

And Xia Shangzhou's gaze still stayed on Qin Han's waist, but when Qin Han turned around, Xia Shangzhou's gaze bumped into the pink apron on Qin Han's waist. The pattern of this pink apron is a cartoon The elephant, Xia Shangzhou's visual inspection caught off guard and landed on the trunk of that elephant.

I don't know if it was because I saw the elephant's nose that I suddenly thought of something similar in appearance, and the position of the elephant's trunk was indeed a bit imaginative. Xia Shangzhou blushed suddenly, as if someone caught him looking at it. Embarrassed like g~v, just about to turn around and walk away, Qin Han said leisurely, "Are you free now?"

Xia Shangzhou moved his eyes away from the elephant trunk on the apron with difficulty, but in his mind he couldn't help but see Qin Han's unclothed appearance that he had seen before. It was strange, obviously before when he was looking upright There was no special feeling, but now thinking about it, he felt his heart beating faster and his face was hot, so he said in a slightly fluttering tone: "Yes, I am free..."

"Then cut an onion for me," Qin Han nodded after receiving an affirmative answer, pointing to the cutting board and the onions on it, "I just hurt my hand, cutting onions is too exciting .”

"Are you injured?" Xia Shangzhou's mind was full of yellow and violent images, and he quickly stepped forward and grabbed Qin Han's hand, "Why are you injured? Is it serious?"

"It's okay, it's not serious," Qin Hanyun said calmly, "It's just that when I was rushing to buy it just now, I accidentally got caught by the nails of an aunt next to me, and made a small cut."

Xia Changzhou took Qin Han's hand and took a look, only to see that his hand was slender and fair, with five slender fingers and well-defined knuckles, and the nails were neatly trimmed. If you don't look at the person but just look at the hand, many people will probably think it is a pair of hands. The pianist's hands, and now on the palms of these beautiful hands, there is a slender cut of blood. The blood has clotted and turned brown, and it looks very painful.

This hand was the hand that Qin Han rubbed against his face just now... Xia Shangzhou thought in a daze, no wonder Qin Han just rubbed his face with the back of his hand just now, it turned out that the palm of his hand was injured.

"The big moms in supermarkets are all very powerful in combat." Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but glared at Qin Han, "Compared to them, you are a scum with a negative combat effectiveness of five, and you are almost thrown out by them. Go to the street, so what if there is a promotion, so what if you buy one get one free, if you can't grab them, don't force your way in."

Qin Han chuckled and said, "But you said you want..."

Xia Shangzhou was speechless, he snorted, and said, "Then I still want to draw 100 million yuan, if you have the ability, you can get it for me too?"

Qin Han looked at him, smiled and said, "I don't have 100 million, but I still have 100 yuan." Then, he took out a pink 100 yuan note from his pocket.

Xia Shangzhou was speechless for a while, and after a moment of silence, he said, "Do you mean you can get me whatever I want?"

Qin Han smiled and didn't speak.

"...Then what if I say that I want my male god's heart?" Xia Shangzhou looked at Qin Han's eyebrows and suddenly said in a strange way.

Qin Han took a deep look at Xia Shangzhou, lowered his head, and deftly folded the pink 100 yuan into a heart with his slightly wet hands after washing the vegetables.

A pink heart.

Then Qin Han handed the heart to Xia Shangzhou and smiled slightly.