What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Although Xia Shangzhou already knew that Qin Han was Chun He Shui Han, that is, his male god.

... But so far Xia Shangzhou is not going to tell Qin Han that he already knows about it.

So Xia Shangzhou chuckled, perfectly playing the role of a little transparent who was flattered by the reply of the male god who has liked for many years——

Banana Boat: Whoa, whoa, whoa, boy, you actually replied to me!I'm going downstairs to run ten laps to calm down! //Chunhe Shuihan: Why are you unhappy? //Banana Boat: Feeling stuffy and happy.

Although Xia Shangzhou clearly knew that Qin Han was Chun He Shui Han, but he just wanted to pretend not to know, hmph, that's how willful he is!

After Xia Shangzhou replied, he closed Weibo, and went to read the novels of King Qin and Han Wu for updates as usual, and read the latest serialization of "The Vast Galaxy" carefully. Vest wrote a long commentary complaining, and while complaining, he imagined that he was biting Qin Han with his teeth bared, and when he finished complaining, the depression in his stomach finally vented.

Xia Shangzhou finally felt relieved.

After Qin Han had almost finished taking a shower, Xia Shangzhou grabbed the dog leftover who had swapped bodies with Qin Han in the bathroom and carried it back to the room, then threw the dog leftover on the bed, while Qin Han, who had transformed into a cat, Then squatting on the edge of the bed... licking the balls, and seeing how excited it was, I don't know how long it has been licking.

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth again. He didn't know that Qin Han was in Chunhe Shuihan before, but he didn't feel anything about Qin Han being swayed by the dog's instinct so he licked his balls. It’s just a bit of gloating, but now I know that Qin Han is Chunhe Shuihan... Then look at Qin Han licking his balls with the body of a cat, he said that you are a male god, quickly pick up your image!

But because he couldn't reveal the big secret that he already knew that Qin Han was Chun and Shuihan, he could only clear his throat, cough twice, and then turned his head awkwardly.

And Qin Han's cat, who was licking his balls so much, suddenly froze all over, the cat's body trembled slightly, and then stopped, widening the cat's round pupils, and Xia Shangzhou saw under the cat's snow-white belly, A small shoot emerged, thinner than a baby's little finger, with lovely barbs growing on it.

Xia Shangzhou: "Pfft."

Qin Han's cat immediately stretched out its two paws and silently covered its face.

wrong!Now is not the time to laugh at Qin Han's cat Jiji!

It's that Gousheng is really in heat!It's over, what if Qin Han can't help but be swayed by Gousheng's instinct, and runs out in the middle of the night to find the little female cat? !What if after a few days a little female cat with a big belly came to the door and begged for responsibility? !Who is the child in the little mother cat's belly? !

... Cough cough, well, Xia Shangzhou accidentally thought too much.

"That..." Xia Shangzhou hesitated for a moment. Cats are not like humans, who can extinguish the fire with patience. Although it is a human being in its body, its body is still a cat after all. Cats cannot restrain their instincts like humans. Otherwise, there would not be so many cat slaves advocating sterilization, "Let me help you."

Xia Shangzhou had seen some posts before, and some people would help the kitten to solve it when his kitten was in heat. Of course, he just read it as a curiosity post at the time, but now, he can’t help it. No longer rolled up the sleeves.

Xia Shangzhou ran to wash his hands, they were clean, he washed them twice with shower gel, and then found a pair of disposable plastic gloves, which were the last time he ordered takeaway The sauce skeleton inside came with it. He didn't use it at the time, but it comes in handy now.

After putting on the gloves, Xia Shangzhou put Qin Han's cat on his lap. Qin Han's cat struggled a bit, and its round cat eyes widened arrogantly, but it didn't jump off Xia Shangzhou directly. Knee, Xia Shangzhou turned it over, then took a deep breath, put on disposable gloves, then stretched out two fingers, and gently rubbed the small tender under Qin Hanmao's belly. bud.

After rubbing it twice, Xia Shangzhou's gloves were stained with some suspicious liquid.

Xia Shangzhou: "Pfft."

Qin Han's cat froze for a moment, stretched out its two paws again, and silently covered its face.

"Ahem, you don't have to be shy," Xia Shangzhou tried to keep a straight face, and said seriously, "...Although you are small, you ejaculate prematurely."

Qin Hanmao: "..."

Seeing Qin Han's dismal expression, Xia Shangzhou coughed lightly twice: "Ahem, that sentence just now was just a joke, don't worry about it, um, the moon is really round tonight!" Hmph, Let you joke with me every day... one day I will make the joke back!

Qin Han's cat lowered its head silently, and stretched out its paws to cover its face.

Xia Shangzhou threw the disposable gloves into the trash can as if nothing had happened, and then ran to take a bath. After taking a bath, Xia Shangzhou fell asleep with one person and one cat in his arms.

Qin Han's cat was still nestled near the pillow, while Gou Sheng was the whole person... the whole cat nestled into Xia Shangzhou's arms, and rubbed its face on Xia Shangzhou's chest and shoulders, rubbing against Xia Shangzhou's cheeks. My little heart is pounding, mother, don't get so close to Qin Han's handsome face!He's going to bend in a minute!

Then Gou Sheng seemed to have finally found a comfortable position, put his face on Xia Shangzhou's shoulders, hugged Xia Shangzhou tightly with both hands, as if occupying his own territory, closed his eyes and fell asleep .

Xia Shangzhou suspected that the reason why he was hugged tightly by Qin Han when he got up every day must be because Gou Sheng hugged him tightly every night when he went to sleep, although at the beginning every time he got up he found that I was a little embarrassed in Qin Han's arms, but Xia Shangzhou gradually got used to it.

And so the day passed.

……Really?

of course not.

Most of the night.

Xia Shangzhou groaned in his dream, then rolled on the bed, and he was about to fall out of the bed. His sleeping position at this time was simply stretched out, with one leg resting on Qin Han's waist and the other leg resting on his back. Then he stretched out of the bed, stroking his belly with one hand, while the other hand completely hung out of the bed, and the quilt was wrapped around him.

At this time, Qin Han, who was sleeping peacefully, suddenly opened his eyes. He slowly sat up and sat up. Looking at Xia Shangzhou's sleeping posture lying on his back, he gave a helpless chuckle, but his expression did not change. Not surprised, as if he had been used to it for a long time, Xia Shangzhou was restless in his dream, and he didn't know if he dreamed of something, he groaned vaguely, then reached out and scratched his belly... because In his strange sleeping position, his pajamas were half lifted, revealing his white and fluffy belly.

Qin Han stared at Xia Shangzhou quietly for a while, then got up silently, and brought back Xia Shangzhou who was about to roll under the bed. He held Xia Shangzhou's waist with one hand, and supported Xia Shangzhou with the other. Shangzhou's butt finally brought Xia Shangzhou back to the bed, and after silently untiing the quilt wrapped around Xia Shangzhou, Qin Han calmly put the quilt back on the two of them.

The hazy moonlight came in from the window with the curtains not drawn, poured all over the floor, and fell on the face of the person in front of him. Xia Shangzhou's sleeping appearance was not good, but his expression was quite quiet. Compared with his Actively jumping around during the day, Qin Han's eyes gradually deepened. Looking at Xia Shangzhou's slightly opened pink lips, he slowly...stretched out his finger, and then gently wiped Xia Shangzhou's mouth. A small puddle of saliva on the side.

Sighing helplessly, Qin Han accepted his fate and hugged Xia Shangzhou into his arms, wrapped his arms around Xia Shangzhou's waist, and locked Xia Shangzhou tightly in his arms, preventing him from being full The bed rolled around, and he was not allowed to kick the quilt.

Xia Shangzhou hummed softly in his dream, and buried his face against Qin Han's chest, finally found a comfortable position, and buried it still...

So the day finally passed.

Early the next morning, when Xia Shangzhou woke up, he found himself still in Qin Han's arms.

But he was used to it, so he was very calm. He calmly pulled his hand away from Qin Han's waist, then calmly pulled Qin Han's hand away from his butt, and then calmly looked at Qin Han because of his Waking up with action.

"Good morning." Xia Shangzhou greeted Qin Han calmly.

Qin Han slowed down for a while, came back to his senses, licked the corners of his mouth lightly, and said in a hoarse voice, "...good morning."

The slightly hoarse voice was like a small feather scratching gently on Xia Shangzhou's heart. Xia Shangzhou couldn't bear Qin Han's voice at ordinary times, plus the effect of getting up early, plus knowing Qin Han After his male gods Chun and Shuihan, Xia Shangzhou's scalp was numb from Qin Han's good morning Su, and he couldn't recover for a long time.

...Fuck!

It turns out that he has already achieved the achievement of #Every Morning Can Get Up Together with the Male God#!

It turns out that he has already achieved the achievement of #every morning can hear the male god a good morning#!

His career as an idiot fan is almost perfect!You can die without any regrets!

I really want to record it as my phone's wake-up ringtone...

When Xia Shangzhou came back to his senses, Qin Han had already got up from the bed, stretched slowly, and walked towards the bathroom.

After knowing that Qin Han is Chunhe Shuihan, his handsomeness in Xia Shangzhou's heart has risen several levels. Looking at Qin Han's back, Xia Shangzhou is almost crying because of his handsomeness , After Qin Han entered the bathroom, Xia Shangzhou immediately took out the mobile phone next to the bed, logged into Penguin, and planned to find someone to talk about his excitement at the moment.

At this time, Tang Song happened to be online, and Xia Shangzhou quickly opened Tang Song's dialogue box——

Of course, before pouring out your excitement, you still need to start asking questions.

Shrimp porridge: Tang and Song!Tang and Song!Hurry up!

Shrimp Congee: You have the ability to deceive my feelings, you have the ability to fuck off!

Shrimp Porridge: What grudges do I have with you!Why are you cheating on my feelings!

Sweet and sour fish: ...

Shrimp Porridge: Are you finally rough? !you bastard...

Sweet and Sour Fish: Who are you?

Shrimp porridge: ... What the hell? !

Shrimp porridge: Tang Song, what's wrong with you?You were knocked into the air by a car while walking on the street and hit your head?You lost your memory?

Sweet and sour fish: ...

Sweet and sour fish: not me

Shrimp porridge: Damn it, it scared me

Sweet and Sour Fish: Who are you?

Shrimp porridge: Since you are not Tang and Song, forget it

Sweet and Sour Fish: Why do you say he lied to your feelings?

Shrimp Porridge: Pfft...

Shrimp Congee: Wait, you are not Yuan Mingqing, are you?

Sweet and Sour Fish: How do you know?who are you

Holy crap, it's really Yuan Mingqing...

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback. He never expected that when he wanted to complain to Tang Song, he would run into Yuan Mingqing. However, according to Tang Song, they lived next door. Quite normal?

Although he knew nothing wrong with Yuan Mingqing, Xia Shangzhou still felt unhappy seeing Yuan Mingqing for no reason.

Because Xia Shangzhou's mobile phone is his previous Penguin number, he also knows that Tang Song doesn't like to add notes to others, so it's normal for Yuan Mingqing not to know that he is the one...

Shrimp Porridge: Who am I, you ask?I still want to ask why you are on Tang and Song’s Penguin? I am his...friend Xiami Congee: You are his friend, and I am also his friend. Why do you block me? Get out of the way and let him finish the sentence by himself. Xia Shangzhou feels very happy, but at the same time he I'm also a little confused. Wasn't Yuan Mingqing very friendly to newcomers when he was in the group? Why is he so unfriendly to him, a "friend" from Tang and Song Dynasties now?

... Could it be that he is actually a duplicity little bitch?