What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Xia Shangzhou stared blankly at Qin Han's computer desktop. Qin Han's computer desktop was very clean. Except for a few commonly used software such as Penguin, there was nothing clean. Xia Shangzhou didn't think there was anything at first. , I just think that Qin Han might not play computer games very much, but now that he thinks about it... This is clearly the same rhythm as "mother suddenly entered the son's room and found the son was looking at the computer desktop"!

There are no icons for other software and files on the computer desktop, so it is possible that the shortcut key icons on the desktop have been deleted... After thinking about this, Xia Shangzhou felt bad all of a sudden, and Qin Han took great pains to delete it for him. I deleted some software and files on the desktop that would expose myself, why? !

...Maybe Er Yueqing made a mistake?

Xia Shangzhou was holding on to the last bit of hope, but at the next moment, he saw the private chat dialog box from the girl in the album, and Xia Shangzhou poked it open in a daze——

Album: What's inside, I accidentally exposed you to Er Yueqing

Album: But don't worry, I have already told him not to leak the fact that you have a trumpet account. If he dares to tell, I will beat him up for you. How is it?

Xia Shangzhou seriously read the Penguin in the picture album over and over again, over and over again, and over and over again, to make sure that this picture album is the other picture album, not a fake or high imitation or copycat, but The real planner himself!

Xia Shangzhou thought blankly, except for the possibility that Er Yueqing and Huachu teamed up to make a prank, so now look horizontally, vertically, left, right... Qin Han is indeed his male god Chun and Shuihan himself.

...What the hell?Fuck!

In an instant, Xia Shangzhou was flooded with shit like a bullet screen, full of shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, and the cycle of ghosts and animals.

When Xia Shangzhou finally came to his senses, 5 long minutes had passed. He reached out and wiped his face, full of grief and indignation, because he suddenly remembered how he made himself an idiot in front of Qin Han. With one side exposed to the fullest, he couldn't imagine that he would show such an idiotic side in front of the male god!As soon as he thought about it, he wanted to go back and strangle that perverted idiot every minute!

... Could it be that Qin Han didn't want to reveal his true identity in front of him because he was too idiotic?

But no matter why Qin Han was unwilling to reveal his true identity in front of him, Xia Shangzhou felt very sad and indignant. The moment he knew that Qin Han was Chun and Shuihan, he almost scared his uncle to flow backwards. Eighteen Streets!

Fuck!Who are Chun and Shuihan?Chun and Shuihan are his gods!He is willing to bend over for him every minute, even the male god who would not hesitate to stir up the foundation!

Qin Han is actually his male god, the male god he wants to lick his screen day and night, the male god he is willing to bend over for him every minute, even the one who will not hesitate to stir up sex!It's him!It's him!it's him!His male gods Chun and Shuihan!

Xia Shangzhou discovered that after he discovered the shocking secret that Qin Han was Chunhe Shuihan, his first reaction was to rush over and hug Qin Han's thigh and knelt down and begged the male god to turn over the sign... Xia Shangzhou almost wanted to I knelt down to my subconscious first reaction.

Could it be that he is such an idiot and idiot? !

...well, he is.

Xia Shangzhou admitted that he was a hot idiot and a hot idiot.

Xia Shangzhou admitted that he was worthless. When he saw Qin Han for the first time, he was indeed impressed by Qin Han's handsome appearance, so when he knew that Qin Han was his male gods Chun and Shuihan... he After struggling for a while, he quickly accepted it, and quickly replaced the image of Chun and Shuihan in his brain with Qin Han's face, and then he found, damn it, there is no sense of disobedience!

Xia Shangzhou admits that he is worthless... He really wants to rush out every minute and hug Qin Han's thigh to kneel down and beg the male god to turn over the sign!

etc!Xia Changzhou!You have to be promising!You are a man of dignity!

Xia Shangzhou tried hard to stabilize some impulsive thoughts. After the excitement of discovering that Qin Han was the male god passed, Xia Shangzhou fell into the grief and indignation of why Qin Han didn't tell him that he was Chun He Shui Han.

Does Qin Han think it's fun to play tricks?

Does Qin Han think it's fun to play him around?

Could it be that Qin Han thinks it's funny to see the idiotic smile on his face when he talks about Chun and Shuihan from time to time, and does it satisfy his own vanity?

Xia Shangzhou understood almost instantly, the reason why the elder brother hates the younger brother so much, this feeling of being played around by others is indeed very uncomfortable!If the time now goes back to just now, when Qin Han stretched out his wrist towards him, he would definitely pounce on him and make up for it!

Grinding his teeth, Xia Shangzhou decided that he couldn't let Qin Han go so easily. Although Qin Han was his male god, he couldn't easily forgive Qin Han for hiding him for so long!

So Xia Shangzhou looked at the two private chat dialog boxes, crossed them out without anyone noticing, pretending that nothing happened just now, got up and went back to his room with Gousheng in his arms.

Xia Shangzhou made a major decision. Since Qin Han has played with him for so long, he must repay him well.

Since Qin Han wants to pretend to be a newcomer, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and doesn't want him to know his true identity, then he can continue to pretend that he doesn't know Qin Han's identity. Hmph, Qin Han thinks he doesn't know his identity, but In fact, he already knew Qin Han's identity, but Qin Han didn't know that he knew his identity... This feeling that you don't know but I know is really cool.

So when Qin Han finished dinner and asked Xia Shangzhou to come out for dinner, he was still the same as before. He was not overly excited just because he just knew Qin Han's identity. He sat down calmly just like before. eating, calmly pretending not to know that the person in front of him is his male god.

...But when he thought that the person in front of him was his male god, he was so excited, how could he break it?

Xia Shangzhou, Xia Shangzhou!I beg you to have something to offer!Xia Shangzhou silently clenched his fists in his heart, continued to calmly pretend not to know Qin Han's identity, and calmly picked up vegetables for dinner.

Qin Han didn't seem to notice Xia Shangzhou's strangeness. He was eating seriously with his eyes downcast. His face was impeccable whether viewed from the front or from the side. Full of anger, the moment he saw Qin Han's face, the balloon in his heart burst.

Xia Shangzhou poked the bowl with his chopsticks depressedly, until the braised pork in the bowl was smashed, Qin Han raised his head, and asked inexplicably, "What's wrong?"

……What's wrong?

What's wrong!

What did you say!

You have the nerve to say what's wrong! ?

Xia Shangzhou stared at Qin Han, wanting to say why the fuck you kept it from me, but he forcibly swallowed the words back down his throat, and if you can't bear it, you will make a big mess!He must be patient!

"Hehe," Xia Shangzhou laughed dryly, "That..."

Xia Changzhou looked down at Gou Sheng who was lying on the floor and licking his balls, suddenly thought about it, and said with a smile: "Gou Sheng is about to go into heat recently, I don't think it can be delayed any longer, I plan to take him within two days Get neutered."

Qin Han visibly paused, the chopsticks in his hand froze.

Xia Shangzhou pretended not to see it, and continued: "Don't worry, I will take it during the day... The doctor will also give anesthesia, it shouldn't be very painful."

"Before we find a way to bring us back to normal, I think..." Qin Han said, frowning.

"But the problem is that we can't find a way at all." Xia Shangzhou continued to poke the braised pork in the bowl, as if the piece of braised pork was the meat of Qin Han's body. ...Are you really planning to go out and find a kitten to mate with?"

Qin Han lowered his eyes, and his long eyelashes were half down, covering the emotions in his eyes.

"If there is really no other way..." Xia Shangzhou suddenly thought of a bad idea, "Why don't we ask the blind fortune-teller under the flyover in the next street?"

Qin Han finally raised his eyes, and glanced coolly at Xia Shangzhou.

"Okay, okay," Xia Shangzhou snorted, "It's the 21st century, we should talk about science, not superstition!"

Qin Han lowered his head and continued to eat.

"The sterilization thing...?" Xia Shangzhou asked tentatively. Qin Han raised his head and glanced at Xia Shangzhou. Xia Shangzhou's sense of crisis like a small animal made him flinch immediately, and he quickly lowered his head. He took two mouthfuls of rice: "Okay, let's talk about it in two days..." The braised pork that had been poked into pieces by him completely lost the texture of the meat, but the taste was still good.

After eating, Xia Shangzhou logged into Penguin, and he subconsciously checked whether Chun and Shuihan were online.

Not surprisingly, Chunhe Shuihan was not online at the moment, Xia Shangzhou slightly turned his head and looked in the direction of the kitchen - Qin Han was washing dishes in the kitchen at the moment, how could he be online?

Of course, Hericium erinaceus is also offline as a matter of course. Looking at the two Penguins with the same blackened heads, Xia Shangzhou secretly ground his teeth for a while, thinking about how to play back, when suddenly someone came to him .

Xia Shangzhou looked down and found that the person who came to him was actually a picture book.

When Xia Shangzhou faced the picture album girl, his mood was quite complicated.

Why does the album know that Qin Han is Chun He Shui Han?Judging from Er Yueqing's words, even Er Yueqing didn't know about Qin Hanjing's separation of the small Hericium erinaceus, so how did the album know?Why does the album know something that even Er Yueqing doesn't know?

Does the album have a good relationship with Chun and Shuihan?What is the relationship between the album and spring and water cold...?

Moreover, in the private chat that the album sent to Qin Han just now, there was a sentence "You and your boat", which shows that the album even knows that Qin Han is living with him now. Why did Qin Han tell the album so many details?

Although he was in a complicated mood, Xia Shangzhou poked open the private chat box of the album.

Album: Boat~~(≧▽≦)/~~

Banana Boat: Is there something wrong, picture book silly mom qaq

Album: Can't I come to you if I have nothing to do~ Small boat~ Also, just call me Xiaohua or booklet, don't call me silly mom Banana boat: Okay, what's the matter with album silly mom qaq Album: ...Okay, That's right, our production team is rushing to release the drama before Chinese New Year~ Banana Boat: So fast? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ Album: Yes~ But don’t worry, the progress of our crew is absolutely guaranteed, so I’m here to remind you~ Banana Boat: I haven’t started yet Σ(°△°|||) Album: Hahahaha I don’t want you to do the vocals now, most people haven’t started yet, I just told you in advance to let you be mentally prepared, after all, you are a newcomer~≧▽≦Banana Boat: Oh, I made a qaq album: By the way... You said earlier that Hericium erinaceus is your cousin?

Banana Boat: What happened to qaq?

The point is finally here! ! !

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help pursing his lips.

Album: Nothing, just a little curious... Do you live with your cousin?

Banana Split: qaq um

Damn, Qin Han even told the album that they live together now!

What else does this girl not know?

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help biting the corner of his lips.

Album: Let me gossip... what is he doing now?

Banana Split: ...washing the dishes

Album: Pfft...he actually...

Album: Uh, what I mean is, his voice sounds so cold, it doesn’t look like someone who can wash dishes. Banana Boat: He can not only wash dishes, but also cook~≧▽≦ Album: Pfft... …

...Hmph, there is finally something you don't know~

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but puffed out his chest in embarrassment.