What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Xia Shangzhou laughed, stretched out his hand and rubbed his cat's chin, stretched out his index finger to scratch twice, Gou Sheng liked being scratched on his chin the most, and immediately meowed comfortably, in a soft, soft voice. It was so provocative that Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but make two more gestures.

Xia Shangzhou sighed while touching, and said, "Goofy, it's not that my father is so cruel that he wants to cut your balls and turn you into a eunuch cat. You must know that it's not good for your health to be in love all the time, and when the time comes... You will pee all over the house and call ~chun everywhere, it will be bad if you make the house dirty, then you will call ~chun it will not affect your father and me, but what if you disturb the neighbors? The old man next door Wang, you know, the one with the fierce face, I heard that he hates cats and dogs the most, if you make him upset by arguing, be careful to be dragged into a pot of cat meat by him!"

I don't know if I understood Xia Shangzhou's words, or if I was infected by Xia Shangzhou's expression, and the dog's leftover cat body, which was being plucked comfortably by Xia Shangzhou, was shocked, and the whole cat's glasses widened. One blue and one green mandarin duck stared round and round, obviously the whole cat was not well.

Xia Shangzhou snorted, a little surprised how Gou Sheng seemed to understand what he said, but then he thought about it, how could such a thing be possible, didn't it mean that animals after the founding of the People's Republic of China could not become spirits, it must be his illusion.

Thinking in this way, Xia Shangzhou slapped his dog's hair again, and continued: "Shoulder, don't blame your father, your father, I wanted you to be a father before I took you I'm neutered, but since you're a gay cat, forget it. Your father and I are not feudal parents. I don't discriminate against homosexuals, and I don't force you to carry on the family line of our old Xia family. If there are no puppies left, there will be no Leave the puppy alone, and when you get old, dad will take care of you for the rest of your life."

After Xia Shangzhou finished speaking, he saw the corners of his cat's mouth twitch again, as if it understood what he said.

"Hey, Gou Sheng, can you really understand your father's words?" Xia Shangzhou was taken aback.

He hesitated for a moment, held Gou Sheng's paw, and said, "Gou Sheng, if you really understand your father's words, can you just shake the paw?"

Could it be that his dog's leftover really violated the policy that animals cannot become fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China? !

After Xia Shangzhou finished speaking, he immediately looked at his Gousheng expectantly, if his Gousheng really became a spirit... Oh my god!Then he can take his dog's leftovers to the street to perform and make money in the future!At that time, after his dog becomes a famous cat, maybe he can hold a global tour performance, visit various countries for friendly visits, and maybe he can record a voice and send it to space to find other cat stars!

Wait... If there are really cats that can understand human speech, the most likely end seems to be to be sent to the Institute of Mysterious Things for analysis!

"No, no, no, if you can really understand people's words, Gousheng, you will probably be captured by bad guys and sold to a research institute for analysis. You must not let other people know this secret!" Xia Shangzhou finished his fantasy Afterwards, he looked down at his kitten, only to find that his dog was just looking up at his little chin from beginning to end, looking at him silently.

"Hey, Gousheng... Did you shake your paw just now?"

Gou Sheng silently glanced at Xia Shangzhou, his little paw was held by Xia Shangzhou, and he never shook it from the beginning to the end.

Xia Shangzhou sighed, and let go of the dog's paw: "I knew that no cat could understand people's words. It really is a single dog who has been hallucinating for a long time..."

Xia Shangzhou stood up, rubbed his temples while packing his clothes and went into the bathroom: "How can cats understand human words, I'd better wash and sleep..."

Xia Shangzhou walked into the room while thinking about it, and walked out with his clothes in a few minutes, turned around and went into the bathroom.

After the bathroom door was closed, within a few minutes, there was the sound of rushing water, and Xia Shangzhou's ecstatic singing that was out of tune and ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

But at this moment, outside the bathroom, Gou Sheng, who was lying obediently on his stomach, suddenly jumped up. It slowly walked to the glass window step by step on catwalks. For some reason, it seemed to be walking awkwardly. The claws can't keep up, and the tail flicks and flicks, and it seems that it doesn't know where to put it. It's like a kitten learning to walk, walking and shaking.

Finally, Gou Sheng finally walked up to the glass window. The transparent glass window reflected Gou Sheng's delicate and beautiful face, with snow-white fur all over his body, a bunch of light gray dull hair on his head, and one pair of blue and one green mandarin duck eyes. , in the cat world, he can be regarded as a standard handsome cat boy.

Looking at the figure reflected in the glass window, Gou Sheng stared at a pair of mandarin duck eyes. The round cat eyes seemed to be wearing colored contact lenses. If a girl saw it, she would be envious, but if she had these mandarin duck eyes The price is to become a cat, and few of those girls should be willing.

At this time, Xia Shangzhou in the bathroom hummed and changed another song, but although the lyrics were different, it was still the familiar recipe, familiar taste, and familiar out-of-key posture.

Gou Sheng outside the bathroom didn't seem to hear the magic sound piercing through his brain, but just stared blankly at himself in the reflection of the glass window, as if seeing himself for the first time in his life... Although it This lifetime is less than a year.

Xia Shangzhou in the bathroom seemed to be gradually singing the climax of the song, and gradually lost the ability to sing, but still stretched out the tune and desperately high-pitched. It was like singing with his life. After the song was finished, the water in the bathroom The sound gradually stopped.

The dog left outside the bathroom seems to be still immersed in its own inverted print on the glass window and cannot extricate itself. It slowly, slowly, gently stretched out a paw, covering the glass window, covering the glass window On his own handprint... Looking at the plum blossom claws that he stretched out, the dog and the whole cat were completely stunned, unable to recover for a long time.

So when Xia Shangzhou walked out of the bathroom while wiping his hair, he immediately saw his silly son taking a selfie in front of the glass window, with a shocked expression on his face...

While wiping his hair, Xia Shangzhou wondered, when did Gou Sheng become so expressive? ...Could it be that a male cat that enters the estrus period will become different from usual?

"Gousheng, take a good look in the mirror and remember how you are now... After tomorrow, ahem, of course my Gousheng is handsome no matter what!" Xia Shangzhou wiped half of his hair, and suddenly remembered that he was in the forum before. I have read countless posts, saying that my kittens were angry and ignored me for several days after they were taken to be neutered. Someone below suggested that they should praise them more, let them know that it is no different from the one before, and be sincere Sincerely, absolutely not exaggerated.

"... Gousheng, really, you are equally handsome with balls and without balls! Even with your balls cut off, you can still be popular among thousands of little tomcats! I will find you in two days Friends! Do you like Siamese tomcats or shorthair tomcats? How about fold-eared tomcats? Or do you prefer your Chinese pastoral tomcats?"

Xia Shangzhou hadn't finished speaking when he saw his dog let out a "meow~" and then jumped out of the glass window with a swoosh, turned around and went somewhere in the room, then The speed of the movement was comparable to that of Bolt in the cat world. Xia Shangzhou didn't even see a shadow clearly, and the figure of Gou Sheng had already disappeared.

"Gou Sheng! Gou Sheng! Gou Sheng!" Xia Shangzhou barked a few times, but the dog who was so well-behaved on weekdays didn't make a sound, and Xia Shangzhou was the only voice in the room.

... You idiot, sterilization is also for your own good!

Xia Shangzhou was depressed for a moment, thinking that he really couldn't help his father... No, another day he would have to go online and find the post he read at the beginning "On the [-] Benefits of Male Cat Sterilization" and read it to his family one by one. Listen to the dog, let his son know his father's good intentions!