What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Banana Boat: Σ (っ°Д°;) っMale God you...

Banana Split: You mean, you're bi? ! !

Banana boat: Men and women will not refuse? ! ! Σ(°△°|||) Fuck!My male god is so cold!How could it be double!

Xia Shangzhou felt that his world view had been refreshed!

Xia Shangzhou, who kept a shocked face the whole time, saw in the next moment——

Chunhe Shuihan: ...just kidding

Banana Split:  …

Banana Boat: God, are you teasing me qaq

Spring and water cold: ^_^

Banana Boat: How could my male god be so naughty!My male god is very cold!You must not be my male god!Who are you?Er Yueqing silly mother?

Chunhe Shuihan: ...Why Er Yueqing?

Banana Boat: Only Er Yueqing's silly mother likes to tease people casually╭(╯^╰)╮Chun He Shuihan: Do you know Er Yueqing very well?

Banana Boat: Hmph, as one of the CPs of the male gods, of course I know Chun He Shui Han: Idiot Banana Boat: ...why call me an idiot? ! !

Sure enough, the person who got on his male god account was Yuan Mingqing!He must be elated at the moment because he has successfully deceived a pure newcomer!Xia Shangzhou was so angry that his teeth itch.

Chunhe Shuihan: You are called an idiot because you can't even recognize your male god. Banana Boat: ... huh? Σ(っ°Д°;) っChun and Shuihan: Whether it’s Weibo or Penguin, it’s always just me. I’ve never given anyone a password, unless it’s my daughter-in-law Xia Shangzhou who quickly thought about his male god Said this sentence, the male god never gives anyone a password, unless that person is his wife, but so far his Weibo account and Penguin account have not been accessed by anyone else... So the male god is still single now?

After a strange deviation from the point, Xia Shangzhou felt a little happy for no reason.

The male god is single like him!

Then, Qin Han's face suddenly appeared in Xia Shangzhou's mind, the way Qin Han was serious about washing the dishes just now, and the sleeping face that wakes up every morning quietly and deeply... Fuck it!stop stop!Why did he suddenly think of Qin Han? !

Xia Shangzhou was frightened by the unfolding of his thoughts, he quickly shook his head to get Qin Han's face out of his mind, and then typed silently to reply to Chun He Shui Han——

Banana Boat: God I'm sorry qaq I shouldn't doubt you

Chunhe Shuihan: There is nothing to apologize for ^_^

Banana Boat: Mainly because... the male god, you are far from what I imagined qaq, I thought the male god was very cold, so cold that he would only send one or two words when chatting with others qaqaq, I used to I thought that a small fan like me would never get a reply from you, the male god, but I was a little flattered that you are so approachable, the male god.

Banana Boat: God, you are teasing me again qaq

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but fell into deep thought——

Could it be that the male god is not the very aloof Gao Linghua in the rumors, but like Er Yueqing, who likes flirting with flirtatious people everywhere, especially a pure little fan like him?

...But for some reason, he didn't feel that the image of a male god had collapsed at all, but felt that such a male god could poke his cuteness!The male god really deserves to be his male god!

Chunhe Shuihan: Seeing that you are too nervous, just kidding, by the way... I have something to do, so I got off the banana boat first: Oh, ok!Goodbye male god! qaq Chunhe Shuihan: Goodbye^_^

Seeing Chun and Shuihan's profile pictures darken, Xia Shangzhou felt disappointed and happy. After all, he had successfully hooked up with the male god for the first time today, and he had said so much. If he posted it on the forum, he would definitely be caught by Chun. He Shuihan's fans are so envious and jealous that they can't wait to chase him down!

The male god is not as cold as he imagined, but it makes him feel very comfortable.

I'm so happy……

But why did the male god go offline not long after he went online?

Xia Shangzhou sighed in disappointment, and was about to get up to discuss the script with Qin Han, when Qin Han's penguin jumped up, and he poked it open——

Hericium erinaceus: I have applied for Weibo, and I will give you the link

Banana Boat: So good ~ touch your head ~

Hericium erinaceus: yes

Banana Boat: By the way, Xiao Hanhan, it's wrong for you to do this. As a man who aspires to become a pink cv, you must learn to be cute!You must learn to use kaomoji flexibly!Did you make it?Be like this! (<ゝw·)~☆Hericium erinaceus: ... I made it (<ゝw·)~☆Banana boat: Be good, by the way, I will go to your room and talk to you in a moment. Script Hericium: Oh, banana boat :Acting cute!Kaomoji!

Hericium erinaceus: Oh (<ゝw·)～☆

After training Qin Han, Xia Shangzhou poked into his Weibo link, clicked Follow, and checked Qin Han's Weibo by the way.

Qin Han's Weibo has no avatar, no profile, and nothing except a profile picture of cv Hericium erinaceus.

Banana Boat: Wait a minute, you want to be a man with a pink cv, how can the Weibo interface be so monotonous? !

Hericium erinaceus: ... I don't know how to do it

Banana Boat: How can I not make it?This is very simple!

Hericium erinaceus: xxxxxxxx

Banana Boat: ... what is this?

Hericium erinaceus: My Weibo password, please help me get it

Banana Split: Okay, I want to eat pork ribs with tangerine peel for lunch

For some reason, looking at the string of Weibo passwords sent by Qin Han, Xia Shangzhou suddenly remembered the words Chun He Shui Han said to him just now——

Whether it's Weibo or Penguin, it's always just me. I never gave anyone the password, unless it's my wife.

So what he means is that if he is willing to give someone the password of Weibo and Penguin, does that mean he wants that person to be his wife...?

Xia Shangzhou was stunned for a while, and soon came back to his senses. He shook his head and found that he was thinking about something inexplicable again.

Just when Xia Shangzhou was about to log out of his Weibo account and help Qin Han tidy up his Weibo account, he suddenly glanced at the Weibo system prompt on the upper right—he had two more fans.

Xia Shangzhou is a bit strange, of course one of them is Qin Han, but who is the other one?His trumpet has only been opened for a few minutes, and he hasn't posted a single Weibo. Zombie fans can't come to him so quickly, can they?So the curious Xia Shangzhou poked open the prompt, and then he was so scared that he almost sat down on the floor——

Fuck!The other person who paid attention to him turned out to be—his male god!Spring and water cold!

Looking at the four big characters Chun and Shuihan in the fan interface, Xia Shangzhou's eyes almost popped out of his sockets. He looked at it for a long time, and he was sure that this account was the real Chun and Shuihan, not some fake imitation, but This is easy to identify, from the hundreds of thousands of fans on this account, plus the [mutually following] column next to it...he can be sure and sure-this person is his male god himself!

Yaoshou spicy!His male god and he are fans of each other! ! !

Xia Shangzhou was so excited that he jumped up and did the eighth set of radio gymnastics on the spot.

At this time, Chun He Shuihan, who Xia Shangzhou thought was offline, was chatting with others. Perhaps to be precise, it was someone else who was poking him desperately unilaterally——

Er Yue Qing: Han Han!Little Hanhan!Don't play dead!come out faster!

Er Yueqing: A dead house like you doesn't go out all day long!How could it be offline in broad daylight!

Er Yueqing: Don't think that you can pretend to be offline just because you are invisible! !

……

Er Yueqing: If you have the ability to be invisible, you have the ability to never show up for the rest of your life!

Chunhe Shuihan: Oh

Er Yueqing: I'll go, sir, you finally showed up!

Chunhe Shuihan: Yes

Er Yueqing: something big happened! ! !

Chunhe Shuihan: Oh

Er Yueqing: ...my tone is so anxious!How can you be so calm!Have been friends for so many years!How can you always be so cold to me!Do you still have a conscience!

Chunhe Shuihan: Oh

Er Yueqing: Forget it, I know, anyway, you are so cold to everyone, if one day you are not cold to anyone, I will still think I have seen a ghost. Chunhe Shuihan: Oh Er Yueqing : Something really happened this time, listen to me

Er Yueqing: ...how about some reaction?

Chunhe Shuihan: Oh

Er Yueqing: That’s right, I feel like something’s wrong with me, it’s not something wrong in general, but… I can’t say it, it’s like this, I had a dream yesterday, I felt something was wrong, actually Not from yesterday, but recently, the recent dreams are a bit wrong Er Yueqing: Forget it, let me just say it, I had a dream yesterday!And I did it the day before yesterday!I did it the day before yesterday!

Chunhe Shuihan: Oh

Er Yueqing: You must think that it's just a dream, it's not a big deal, there's nothing to make a fuss about, right?

Er Yueqing: But, the object of my dream... is a man

Er Yueqing: Well, am I bent?

Chunhe Shuihan: Yes

Er Yueqing: I'll go! ! !Did you make such a decisive decision?Don't give me any room for maneuver? !This is no small matter!This is a big deal!This is related to the question of whether my old Yuan family will have no children or grandchildren!I'm the only one in my old Yuan's family!

Chunhe Shuihan: Then why did you ask me?

Er Yueqing: No matter who you ask, you are the only one I know who likes men...

Chunhe Shuihan: Since you choose to ask me, it means that you already have a tendentious answer in your heart...Think carefully, you don't need others to make decisions for you. Er Yueqing was silent for a long time, and finally replied ——

Er Yueqing: Well, I'll think about it again, but you guy, it's rare for you to talk to me for such a long time, it's really rare, and your tone is so gentle... Wait, are you dating? right?

Chunhe Shuihan: ...um

Er Yueqing: Damn it, who is the god?How can you take down this high mountain flower like you? !

Chunhe Shuihan: Not yet won

Er Yueqing: Damn it, could it be that you took the initiative to chase people?Haven't caught up yet?Hahahaha you guy actually has today!Remember to treat me to dinner when you take it? Chunhe Shuihan: Come on, he's here, let's go first Er Yueqing: ... Wait, what does it mean he's here?Are you living together?Fuck, you lived together before you got it, you are so awesome!I'm on all fours in admiration!