What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Album: yo yo yo, is this Chun He Shui Han's silly mother who became a newcomer in a rage?

Album: Xiaochuan ~ Can you interview me about your current feelings?The male god stands up for you ~ Banana Boat Banana Boat: ... qaq The moment Xia Shangzhou saw the spring and the cold water bubbling, his heart was already filled with a row of "Fuck! The male god has thick lines!" The screen was swiped, and my mind was blank right now, so I couldn't feel anything, I could only send a crying emoji silently.

After posting, even he felt that he was worthless.

Album: Just an expression?Isn't Chunhe Shuihan silly mother your male god, so you have nothing else to say?

Er Yueqing: Consort Ai, when did you gossip like this?I seem to smell a pimp. Album: A woman's nature is to gossip, you know from the first day?

Er Yueqing: Nani?Are you female? !

Album: rolling

And Xia Shangzhou, who was extremely nervous because of seeing the male god, after a long time of deliberation, tremblingly typed a sentence.

Banana Boat: Spring and Shuihan Silly mom, I’ve liked you for a long time qaq album: Yoyo yo Ren Pingsheng, senior brother confessed to you album: original partner, junior brother, what do you think?Hericium erinaceus

In the novel "Meeting the Devil", Ren Pingsheng, who is matched by Chun and Shuihan, and Meng Baili, who is matched by Er Yueqing, are the official match, and Xia Shangzhou's senior brother and Qin Han's junior junior are also a couple cp, and now that Xia Shangzhou confessed to Chun and Shuihan, two pairs of cp were dismantled as soon as they were dismantled, that's why the album is so teasing.

Hericium erinaceus: ...

Album: Junior brother, don't be a string of ellipsis every time you bubble up, your senior brother will be snatched away soon, why don't you say something?

Hericium erinaceus: I believe in big brother

Album: Hahahaha senior brother, do you have the heart to abandon your little junior brother and switch to the arms of others?

Lianzigeng: Picture album, why do I always feel that you have the meaning of watching the excitement without taking too much trouble?

Album: It’s definitely your illusion. By the way, Chunhe Shuihan, silly mother, you still haven’t responded to Xiaochuan’s confession. Xia Shangzhou, who is waiting for Chunhe Shuihan’s reply in front of the computer screen without blinking, is almost too fast I'm so anxious, why hasn't the male god replied to him for so long?Even if it's just a "hehe"... blah blah blah.

Just when Xia Shangzhou waited for Chun He Shui Han's reply and almost waited until he could see through it, Chun He Shui Han finally appeared Chun He Shui Han: Thank you for liking^_^

Xia Shangzhou's heart beat a beat suddenly. Looking at the simple words on the screen, he silently thought that he could hear the male god say these words to him... Then all the things he did to pass the interview It's worth the effort.

In fact, he had a lot of things he wanted to say to the male god, but he couldn't squeeze out a single word when his stomach poured into his throat. Thousands of words could only be turned into an expression——

Banana Split: qaq

Album: Chunhe Shuihan silly mother, you have been silent for so long, maybe you are looking for emoji?You used to be the flower of Gaoling who never used kaomoji!

Er Yueqing: Chunhe Aifei, as my CP, are you planning to break up with me?

Lotus Seed Soup: It's really rare. Chunhe never used emoji before, right?

Chunhe Shuihan: Since when did I become cp with you?

Er Yueqing: Chunhe Aifei, the Qinghan cp building on the homepage of the forum is the proof of our love!

Album: A certain scumbag, are all the people who share a CP building with you also CP with you?Sweet and sour fish Er Yueqing: Heck, I was just joking. Seeing that this topic was quickly skipped in the group, Xia Shangzhou was grateful and disappointed, but looking at Chun Heshui Han's name, Xia Shangzhou inevitably thought of the post he read before, his male god, does he really like men?

Of course, he wouldn't go to Chun and Shuihan to ask this question even if he was killed. At most, he could only guess secretly in his heart.

But this question, he really wants to know, really wants to find someone to ask clearly, but who can he ask? Most of the people in the crew of "Feng Mo" are born like Xia Huali, and they are obviously very familiar with Chun and Shuihan, especially planning the girl's picture album, and often molesting Chun and Shuihan, I don't know if they know What about the truth?

However, it is impossible for Xia Shangzhou to rush to knock on them privately and ask such strange questions. After holding back for a long time, Xia Shangzhou could only secretly knock on Qin Han's small Hericium erinaceus, intending to discuss it with him. Discussion, after all, Qin Han is a newcomer just like him, and he was dragged into the online supporting circle.

Banana Boat: Qin Han, are you here?

Hericium erinaceus: getting ready to take a bath

Banana Boat: Don't wash yet! ! !listen to me! ! !

Hericium erinaceus:?

Banana Boat: Cough cough, today you also met my male gods Chun and Shui Han, right, I want to ask you...

Hericium erinaceus: what's wrong?

Banana Boat: Do you think he's gay?

Hericium erinaceus: ...

Banana Boat: I saw a leaking post today, the poster said that my male god likes men qaq Hericium erinaceus: ...he only said a few words in the group, how do I know?

Banana Boat: A few words can tell a lot. Do you think his tone is gay?

Hericium erinaceus: Then do you think he looks like it?

Banana Boat: I'm not a gay man, how do I know what tone a gay man should use to speak Hericium: Then why do you think I know?

Banana Boat: ...that's right

Hericium erinaceus: Hehe, I'm going to take a bath

Xia Shangzhou was depressed, why did he subconsciously go to Qin Han first?Obviously, Qin Han had just said that he was a straight man when he was having dinner, and straight men must have very low ability to identify gay guys.

After thinking about it, Xia Shangzhou found that he could still discuss with one person—of course, that person was Xia Shangzhou's roommate Tang Song. As a gay man, Tang Song must be very good at identifying gay men!It's up to you! Sao Nian!

Xia Shangzhou quietly poked Tang Song's small sweet and sour fish again.

Banana Boat: Tang Song, Xiao Song Song, are you there?

Sweet and sour fish: why?

Banana Boat: Tang Song, do you know if my male god is gay?

Sweet and Sour Fish: Why, if so, are you going to recommend yourself a pillow seat?

Banana Boat: Is he really gay? ! Σ(っ°Д°;) っSweet and Sour Fish: How do I know if he is, I don’t know him well Banana Split: But isn’t your family Yuan Mingqing and him a good friend? Yuan Mingqing should know Sweet and Sour Fish: Even if Yuan Mingqing knew, why did he tell me?It's you, who knows the gossip? Banana Boat: Oh, it's the post about Yuan Mingqing dating a female fan in today's forum...

Sweet and sour fish: ...

Xia Shangzhou just sent out the words, and immediately realized that he was in trouble!

Banana Boat: That and that!That landlord must be black, I believe he never did such a thing!

Sweet and Sour Fish: Oh, I read that post too

Banana Split: qaq

Sweet and Sour Fish: It doesn't matter to me whether he has done this kind of thing, you don't need to be so nervous Banana Boat: ...Aren't you angry? qaq sweet and sour fish: why should I be angry?As I said, I have already stopped the loss of Banana Boat in time: Okay qaq Xia Shangzhou was worried for a while, seeing that Tang Song’s reaction was indeed very flat, so he struggled to close the dialogue box of Tang Song, holding his chin , and began to entangle the male god's sexuality again.

Until he found that he subconsciously sent the mouse to the male god's friend application again, Xia Shangzhou came back to his senses and thought, the planning girl might know the male god's real name, and the planning girl looks soft, why not He went to ask?While thinking this way, he unconsciously sent out the friend request.

But this time, instead of popping up a verification dialog like last time, it was sent successfully.

Xia Shangzhou was stunned, and after a while, a system notification came, telling him that Chunhe Shuihan had accepted his friend request and added him as a friend.

...What the hell?

Xia Shangzhou froze for a few seconds, stood up excitedly, hugged the dog left and kissed him twice, then ran around the room two or three times with the dog left in his arms, and then he still felt that he was too excited I myself, so I did the eighth set of radio gymnastics on the spot.

After the excitement, Xia Shangzhou returned to the computer in a flustered manner, tapped on the keyboard, intending to send the most sincere confession to the male god, he planned to write something with literary talent, so that the male god would be impressed Talented... But in fact, he thought about it for a long time, and only issued one sentence——

Banana Boat: God, I really like you qaq

Then there is no more then.

After Xia Shangzhou got excited, he realized that the profile pictures of Chunhe Shuihan had gone dark, and they probably had already gone offline.

Xia Shangzhou was frustrated and lost, but Chunhe Shuihan had already gone offline, so he had no choice but to copy the head portrait of the male god silently in his mind, and then also went offline.

But this day was no different from the past, Xia Changzhou opened the bathroom door, and once again found Gou Sheng who had had a great time with the little yellow duck, and after a lot of trouble, he brought Gou Sheng back to the room, and forcibly suppressed Gou Sheng again. Remaining wanting to eat small dried fish, he teased Qin Han's cat, which was stretching its claws and covering its face, again, and the two fell asleep together.

Early the next morning, Xia Shangzhou woke up again in Qin Han's arms.

Xia Shangzhou opened his confused eyes, and immediately saw Qin Han's magnified face. It seemed that he and Qin Han were facing each other when he woke up today. Seeing Qin Han's long eyelashes drooping, Xia Shangzhou gradually felt His chest felt a little hot, and he found that when he woke up in the past few days, he seemed less and less able to face Qin Han's face calmly.

Every time he woke up before, he was entangled with Qin Han's limbs, and today was no exception. Qin Han's arms hugged him tightly, and one of his legs was inserted between Qin Han's two legs. Embracing each other, the skin is pressed against each other through two thin layers of clothing, and even the body temperature of each other can be clearly felt.

Xia Shangzhou felt an unusual beating between his chest, because it was too quiet in the morning, he could even hear his own heartbeat gradually speeding up, which made Xia Shangzhou feel a little bad feeling in his heart, he frowned Frowning, he wanted to pull one of his thighs out from between Qin Han's legs, but when he moved like this, he immediately discovered that something embarrassing had happened.

If there is no difference between this morning and the past, there is actually no difference, but if there is still a difference, it is actually very different... As soon as Xia Changzhou moved, he immediately found something hard between Qin Han's legs. The thing is on his body, and this is not the most embarrassing thing, the most embarrassing thing is that he also has a morning erection.

Before the recent series of events happened, Xia Shangzhou would do this occasionally in the past, so it was no different to him from the past, but since Qin Han swapped bodies with his cat, he has already I haven't tried this for a long time, maybe it has been accumulated for a long time, and it broke out together today.

Xia Shangzhou was embarrassed and planned to get up quietly and go to the toilet to solve it, but before he had time to get up, Qin Han woke up, his long eyelashes trembled, and then opened his eyes, and Xia Shangzhou Face to face, Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to move for an instant.

Qin Han was obviously still in the daze of just waking up. His eyes were out of focus for several seconds. After a while, his eyes gradually regained their clarity. Soon, he seemed to realize what happened now. What is the status of each other, because Xia Shangzhou miraculously discovered that Qin Han's ears were actually a little red.

This miraculous discovery made Xia Shangzhou, who was rather embarrassed at first, forget all the embarrassment in an instant... Hahahahaha, such a cold person like Qin Han actually blushed!Oh my god!The sky is falling!

But when the sky fell, Qin Han had to bear it. For the fact that he was shorter than Qin Han, Xia Shangzhou accepted the fact that he didn't blush at all.

"Ahem, I'm going to brush my teeth and wash my face." Xia Shangzhou cleared his throat, got up from the bed bravely, and then slowly moved to the bathroom. In fact, what is he going to do, everyone is a man, Qin Han must also I understand, but there is no need to say it out loud.

In the bathroom, Xia Shangzhou masturbated freely, and felt refreshed after masturbating, but after he finished masturbating, he looked at himself in the mirror with a blushing face, and suddenly froze, because he was masturbating just now ...Suddenly, Qin Han's face, Qin Han's eyelashes, and Qin Han's eyebrows flashed across his mind...

Xia Shangzhou looked at himself in the mirror, who was staring blankly at the mirror, and suddenly had a bad feeling.

But he didn't dare to think deeply, shook his head vigorously, and shook the inexplicable thoughts out of his mind. After washing his hands, he then picked up his toothbrush and began to squeeze toothpaste to brush his teeth. While brushing, Xia Shangzhou looked in the mirror While brushing his teeth blankly inside, he suddenly thought, what is Qin Han doing now?

Given Qin Han's situation just now, he should be doing something similar to what he just did, right?

Xia Shangzhou brushed his teeth, and Qin Han's face flashed again in his mind, but this time, the picture was more restricted. Qin Han frowned tightly, his long eyelashes were half drooping, and the corners of his lips were slightly sipping...

……and many more.

Stop!

Xia Shangzhou froze halfway through brushing his teeth, what the hell!What was he thinking just now? !He was actually fantasizing about Qin Han masturbating! ! !This couldn't be better! ! !

Xia Shangzhou stared wide-eyed at himself in the mirror, but suddenly realized something was wrong.

He let out a cry, leaned up to the mirror, tore off the clothes at the collar, revealing a piece of white skin, because he often stays at home, so his skin is very white, so any mark on it will be obvious .

As soon as Xia Shangzhou pulled off his collar, he immediately saw a light red mark on his shoulder next to his neck. It was not so obvious because it was hidden under his clothes. If he hadn't accidentally seen a little bit exposed just now The red color is probably not noticed.

……what is this?

Xia Shangzhou studied the light red mark in the mirror for a long time, but he couldn't figure out why. It looked like it was made by something, but there were only pillows and quilts on his bed... plus a person and A cat, how can it show such a red mark?

And in this winter, mosquitoes and insects should be hibernating, so they don't have time to bite people, right?

At this moment, there was a knock on the bathroom door.

"...How long do you have?" Outside the door, Qin Han's voice was hoarse and hoarse. The texture like frost made Xia Shangzhou's heart beat faster, as if he heard his male god whispering in his ear. It's like talking softly... I'm going to die, I'm going to die!Let the voice control wake up with a person with a nice voice every day, this is simply a sweet torment!

"Wait a minute, I'll get it done soon." Xia Shangzhou quickly spit out the foam in his mouth, took a big mouthful of water, rinsed it with a gurgle, spit out the water, picked up a towel and dipped it in the water casually After wiping his face, he quickly opened the door and went out to make room for Qin Han.

Qin Han stood at the door, glanced leisurely at Xia Shangzhou, and pointed to the corner of his mouth.

Xia Shangzhou blankly followed Qin Han's fingers to look at the corners of his mouth. Both the fingers and the corners of his mouth were perfect, so he asked even more blankly, "What's wrong?"

Qin Han sighed, stretched out that finger, and wiped it at the corner of Xia Shangzhou's mouth. Xia Shangzhou was taken aback for a moment, and then saw a little white foam on Qin Han's finger, and Xia Shangzhou blushed instantly. , So he subconsciously stretched out two hands to touch his mouth, one left and one right, to make sure there was no other toothpaste foam.

Seeing Xia Shangzhou's blank look, Qin Han raised his eyebrows and chuckled.

Xia Shangzhou was stunned by Qin Han's voice again, and he didn't recover for a while, until Qin Han walked into the bathroom and closed the door, Xia Shangzhou recovered from the sound of closing the door .

...Damn it, why does he have a premonition that is getting worse?

Xia Shangzhou walked back to the room silently, sat down on the bed, stared blankly for a while, Gou Sheng was still sleeping soundly on the pillow, his little butt was sticking out, looking at this stupid cat with a carefree look Looking carefree, Xia Shangzhou snorted, stretched out his finger and flicked the dog's butt.

Gou Sheng meowed aggrievedly, turned his head, the round cat pupils glared at Xia Shangzhou, and made a gesture to bite Xia Shangzhou's finger, Xia Shangzhou chuckled, put his finger into Gou Sheng's mouth, Let Gousheng bared his small white teeth and grind them with his fingers, it didn't hurt, it was itchy, just for fun.

After teasing the dog for a while, Xia Changzhou stretched out his arms to hug the cat, rubbed the dog into his arms, then turned his head, and saw that there seemed to be some rubbish in the trash can beside his bed that wasn't there yesterday.Because Xia Shangzhou caught a cold some time ago, he put the trash can on the bedside for the convenience of throwing the tissue balls when he slept at night, and he never put the trash can back to its original position. I found that the trash bin that was emptied only yesterday suddenly had a few balls of paper towels.

No one has caught a cold recently, so these rolls of tissues are obviously not for wiping their noses. Think about the situation this morning...Xia Shangzhou understood in an instant, and then he felt a little uncomfortable in an instant. Thinking about what he did when he was away, imagining and imagining, Xia Shangzhou suddenly found out why the indoor temperature seems a little high today?

Coupled with the vivid imagination in his mind, Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt that the air in the room still seemed to have some smell left, so he stood up quickly and ran to open the window for ventilation.

The cold wind outside the window woke up Xia Shangzhou's feverish head. He reached out and patted his face, only to find that his face was also a little hot... He felt that something was wrong with him.

Xia Shangzhou blew a cold wind against the window for an unknown period of time. It was not until Qin Han made breakfast and asked Xia Shangzhou to eat breakfast that he came back to his senses and met Qin Han's eyes blankly.

"Ahem, that, the air in the morning is very fresh..." Xia Shangzhou subconsciously said, explaining his inexplicable behavior of standing at the window blowing cold wind.

Qin Han glanced at him and said calmly, "Usually there will be a temperature inversion layer in the morning, so the air at this time is the worst."

"...What?" Xia Shangzhou was at a loss as to "what the hell is this!".

Qin Han paused, and said leisurely: "It's nothing, come out and have breakfast."

Although Qin Han's expression was very calm, Xia Shangzhou always felt that he seemed to see an expression on Qin Han's face similar to "Why should I compete with your IQ, it's simply lowering my IQ"...

Xia Shangzhou suddenly became unhappy. When Qin Han turned back to the living room, he took out his mobile phone and quickly googled what the temperature inversion layer meant.

After silently watching for a while and explaining, Xia Shangzhou looked up at the ceiling silently for a while, and he always felt that his head seemed to be more dizzy...how come he can understand the meaning of these words separately, but when they are put together, he can't understand. Can't understand?

After walking to the living room and sitting down, Xia Shangzhou weakly defended: "I have returned those high school knowledge to the teacher, after all, I have graduated for so many years, and I don't need it now, even if these things occupy my brain space , they will be embarrassed."

Qin Han paused, then smiled, he looked at Xia Shangzhou and shook his head: "You..."

Xia Shangzhou was immediately attracted by Qin Han's expression and voice, especially Qin Han's voice was very, very special like his male god...

Seeing Xia Shangzhou staring blankly at him, Qin Han slightly hooked the corners of his lips, and said in a low voice, "...What a fool." His voice was slightly low, with the charm of a guqin, and There is a kind of mellowness like Longjing tea, softness like spring breeze, and coldness like running water. This kind of feeling is both contradictory and not contradictory, so that Xia Shangzhou can hardly describe it in all the words he has learned all his life.

Xia Shangzhou was once again stunned by Qin Han's god-like voice. Su's heart trembled, Su's soul was dizzy, and Su's legs were weak. Fortunately, he was sitting on a stool at this time. When he was walking, maybe his legs would give up, and he would throw himself onto the street with glory and land on his face.

But while he was thankful that he didn't do anything embarrassing, Xia Shangzhou blushed because of his very, very, very unpromising reaction. After taking the corn porridge handed over by Qin Han, he quickly lowered his head and groaned. After eating, he didn't dare to look up to see what kind of expression the person opposite him had at this time.

While eating the delicious porridge, Xia Shangzhou felt more and more bad premonition about his unpredictable future, as if his life, which had been straight and flat for more than twenty years, was about to end in A certain point in the future is forcibly turned by the power of fate, but the road ahead is a detour with nine twists and eighteen bends.

As for what is at the end of the detour, maybe it is another new detour, maybe it is a door to a new world...

Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to think about it.