What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

"Listen to my explanation!"

"I don't listen."

"You listen to me explain..."

"I don't listen I don't listen."

After imagining the classic scenes in the TV series, Xia Shangzhou almost threw himself on Tang Song's thigh and shouted tearfully: "Listen to my explanation! Things are not what you imagined!"

"Oh," Tang Song raised his eyebrows, "Which one did I imagine?"

"What s~m, binding, dripping wax, those are nothing!" Xia Shangzhou hurriedly remedied, "I am a straight man, and so is my cousin. I don't like men, and so does my cousin!"

"...You understand very well," Tang Song smiled, then looked at the person on the bed, and asked leisurely, "So you tied your cousin's hands and threw him on the bed to supervise him to study hard every day?"

"Ahem," Xia Shangzhou almost choked on his own saliva, his eyes wandered for a while between the man on the bed and the kitten covering his face with one paw beside the bed, and after a long while, he asked Tang Song timidly, " What would you say if I said my cousin just had rabies and I had to tie him up?"

"Well," Tang Song thought for a moment, "...take him for a rabies shot?"

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

"Don't worry." Seeing Xia Shangzhou's unrequited expression, Tang Song laughed, "Men, it's okay to have a little boring hobby... I won't discriminate against you."

Wait, if this is true, where is Mensao's "little" hobby?It's so heavy mouthed!

Xia Shangzhou was depressed, but he really couldn't argue with this matter. He couldn't tell Tang and Song all about what happened. Why did someone change bodies with a cat? Don't say that Tang and Song couldn't believe it. Still can't accept this!

"I'm going to wash the strawberries. You can take your cousin out to the living room to eat strawberries later." Tang Song smiled and glanced at "Qin Han" on the bed, turned and left.

Xia Shangzhou hurriedly closed the door tightly, rushed over and untied the tightly bound sheets, seeing Gou Sheng's aggrieved expression, Xia Shangzhou felt distressed and a little dumbfounded, but luckily Gou Sheng didn't hold grudges, and soon Just under Xia Shangzhou's smooth hair, he rubbed his head in Xia Shangzhou's arms.

Xia Shangzhou rubbed the dog's leftover hair after becoming a human. The black hair has a cool texture, not as soft as cat hair, but it is not as hard as ordinary boys' hair. Touch it After a while, Xia Shangzhou remembered that Qin Han himself was beside him, and quickly withdrew his hand in embarrassment.

Qin Han, who had turned into a cat, squatted by the bed, staring at Xia Shangzhou with his round cat pupils. Xia Shangzhou put his hands away in embarrassment, but Gou Sheng refused, and sobbed and arched against Xia Shangzhou. , Xia Shangzhou had no choice but to stretch out his hand again to wrap Gou Sheng in his arms, but because Qin Han's figure was taller than Xia Shangzhou, it seemed that Xia Shangzhou was snuggling in Gou Sheng's arms.

Qin Han, who was squatting on the side, looked at the harmonious scene in front of him. The emotions in the cat pupils were a bit complicated, he seemed a little envious, and he seemed a little dazed... Even if Gousheng is just a cat, even if Gousheng is destined not to be with Xia Shangzhou for the rest of his life, But Xia Shangzhou is so gentle to Gou Sheng, even more gentle than some humans treat their kind.

While giving the dog leftover hair, Xia Shangzhou said to Qin Han: "By the way, Tang Song told me just now that he thinks your voice is suitable for radio dramas. Are you interested? Do you know what radio dramas are? ?”

I don't know why, after hearing Xia Shangzhou's words, Qin Han, who turned into a cat, suddenly trembled slightly, and the cat's pupils stared round, but because Xia Shangzhou didn't look up, he naturally missed Qin Han's expression at this moment .

"Ah... forget that you can't talk now, forget it, I'll talk to you tomorrow." Xia Shangzhou said halfway, and suddenly remembered that Qin Han is still a cat and can't talk at all, so we should wait for Qin Han tomorrow Turn back into a human, and tell him about it again.

Qin Han's cat squatted by the bed, his cat's pupils were wide open, and his expression seemed a little uncomfortable, while Xia Shangzhou smoothed the dog's hair, thinking that Tang and Song should have washed the strawberries almost by now, so he got out of bed and went out.

Sure enough, Tang and Song had already washed the strawberries, and the plump and bright red strawberries were lying on the plate, looking very attractive, seeing Xia Shangzhou coming out alone, Tang and Song raised his eyebrows a little doubtfully: "Where is your cousin? "

"Oh, he...is too lazy to come out, I'll help him take his share, I'll take it in and eat with him." Xia Shangzhou chuckled, grabbing several with both hands, of course he couldn't change the He became Qin Han's Gousheng and brought him out, and with Gousheng's performance, he probably wanted to wear it out.

Tang Song didn't suspect anything, just ate a strawberry quietly.

Xia Shangzhou, who had grabbed two handfuls of strawberries and was turning around to leave, looked at Tang Song who was quietly eating strawberries by himself, and suddenly felt an indescribable feeling in his heart.

Back in the room, Xia Shangzhou sighed and ate strawberries. Since cats cannot digest strawberries, he never fed them to the dog.

Although it is said that now that the dog leftover has become a human being, eating a strawberry will do nothing, but Xia Shangzhou is afraid that the dog leftover will become addicted to eating, and it will be difficult to quit in the future, so he is ruthless, and eats all the strawberries by himself. Finished.

After eating strawberries for two by himself, Xia Shangzhou sat cross-legged on the bed and said to himself: "Oh, it's not easy in Tang and Song Dynasties. I have been secretly in love with someone for ten years, and that person has been in love forever. Straight men are always straight... Straight men are so annoying!" Xia Shangzhou complained, and suddenly found that he seemed to have scolded himself too...

"But in fact, Yuan Mingqing is also right. There is no one in this world who likes you, so you must like to go back. He is right, he just doesn't like Tang and Song Dynasties... But I still feel bad, being liked by someone Hasn’t he felt nothing for so many years? If he doesn’t like people and refuses at the beginning, wouldn’t it be over? I don’t believe that he is really that slow. If he is really so slow, how can he let Tang Song take over? Lan Pei? Could it be that his reflection arc is so long that it can circle the earth seven times?"

Xia Shangzhou talked to himself for a long time, turned his head and glanced at Qin Hanmao squatting beside the bed, and couldn't help asking: "Let me ask you, if a man has a crush on you for ten years, would you not feel it at all?" ?”

Qin Han's cat eyes widened, round and cute.

"...and I forgot that you can't talk," Xia Shangzhou sighed, but it felt really uncomfortable to have something to say, so he couldn't help but leaned over and hugged Qin Hanmao into his arms, Qin Han Hanmao suddenly stiffened slightly, but under Xia Shangzhou's touch, it soon softened and nestled in Xia Shangzhou's arms obediently, "For the sake of our fate, let me tell you about Tang About Song, but first of all, you can't discriminate against gays, and second, you can't speak out..."

The dog on one side looked at Xia Shangzhou holding another cat in his arms, and was so wronged immediately, he desperately rubbed against Xia Shangzhou's arms to squeeze Qin Han's cat away, Xia Shangzhou had no choice but to hug one person and one cat in his arms Now, thinking about Qin Han's aloof appearance, he shouldn't be so gossip.So he thought about his wording, and slowly told the story of Tang and Song Dynasties in a literary and artistic style, and added a lot of his own brain to make up for it.

"Ten years ago, a snowy winter..."

……

"Tang Song knew that his secret love of ten years would end without a problem, but this was the only first love in his life, and it was also the best secret love in this life. Although this secret love had withered before it had time to bloom. Maybe Tang Song will never have it again. He won't fall in love with another person like he loves Yuan Mingqing, but he doesn't regret it, because he once loved someone so deeply, deeply.

There is a kind of love called letting go. Tang and Song chose to use letting go to fulfill Yuan Mingqing's bright future.But from then on, everyone he fell in love with was the shadow of Yuan Mingqing..."

At the end, Xia Shangzhou was almost moved by himself. He twitched his nose and asked Qin Han, "How is it? Do you think Yuan Mingqing is particularly scumbag? Do you have the urge to beat him up?" ?”

Qin Hanmao looked at Xia Shangzhou with round cat pupils: "..."

"Forget it, how can you nasty straight men understand the sadness of gay guys," Xia Shangzhou unknowingly scolded himself again, "Since Tang and Song have let go, why does Yuan Mingqing come together? Ah, and find Tang and Song dramas as supporting roles, with a tragic cannon fodder who has a crush on himself and is driven out of his wits!"

"Hmph, I heard that when writing handwritten novels, I like to substitute myself as the protagonist. Qin Wang Hanwu probably replaced himself as Meng Baili, and even wrote himself an affectionate male supporting role... he must be a scumbag!" As a Professional black, Xia Shangzhou definitely has the ability to turn any topic into "It's all the fault of King Qin and Hanwu!", and he has to praise his professionalism.

Qin Hanmao looked at Xia Shangzhou silently, then lowered his head and licked his paw: "..."

"But since Tang Song has already decided to take the role of Fu Lanpei, then I can't do anything about it," Xia Shangzhou sighed deeply, "It's good for him to be happy, since this is his last work Well, then I will find a way to satisfy him, oh yes, he wants me and you to interview for the role of "Feng Mo", do you know what is network match and what is cv? It doesn't matter if you don't know, tomorrow I will Find information on how to be a good CV, and I will make up for you when the time comes!"

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to ask if you would like it..." Xia Shangzhou suddenly remembered something. He looked at Qin Hanmao, who seemed to be a little stiff, and smiled, "But I put Tang Song's heart The scars are uncovered for you to see, do you have the heart to reject him? Do you have the heart? "

Qin Hanmao stared at the round cat pupils, and there was a bit of resentment in his small eyes, "You are forcing a woman into prostitution!"

Xia Shangzhou snorted and said, "Are you agreeing? Are you agreeing? If you don't agree, I won't give you dried fish for a while!"

Qin Han's cat turned its head away, the mandarin duck's eyes were full of contempt, it continued to lower its head and lick its paws.

"Huh? Really don't agree? Really really don't agree? Don't agree if there is no dried fish?"

Qin Han's cat continued to lower its head and calmly lick its paws.

"A certain cat seems to be in heat recently. Should I take it to the hospital for a scrub? According to the information, it is best not to eat for eight hours before the cat is neutered. It seems that a certain cat will fast for a day tomorrow... ..."

Qin Han's cat suddenly trembled, and its pupils widened instantly.

"It's been a long time since I took the cat to be neutered. I forgot what precautions to take. I might as well check the information on the Internet..."

In Xia Shangzhou's smile, Qin Hanmao finally nodded its proud little head, but the cat's eyes were full of humiliation, which made people feel distressed.