What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Xia Shangzhou’s profile picture on Weibo at that time was his own selfie. Although the pixels of the counterfeit mobile phone and his photography skills were a bit sloppy, he looked ugly for several times, but he felt good about himself. I threw it on Weibo as my avatar without repairing it.

...horrible aesthetics of straight men.

...Of course, straight men generally don't know how to edit pictures.

Although Xia Shangzhou's appearance is not earth-shatteringly handsome, it is the first time he has been directly attacked by someone for his appearance in more than 20 years. Qin Wang Hanwu's sentence "If you are ugly, you should read more books" is like a thunderbolt. Also, he slashed Xia Shangzhou's face head-on, smashing Xia Shangzhou's self-confidence to nothing.

Especially after King Qin Hanwu hung up on his sour tone of complaint, a large wave of fans of King Qin Hanwu reposted Xia Shangzhou's Weibo over and over again, each tone became more mocking, and they even went to Xia Shangzhou one by one. Watching Zhou Weibo, he complained about Xia Shangzhou's looks over and over again, and finally queued up and commented under Xia Shangzhou's Weibo one by one: If you are ugly, you should read more.

Hehe, ugly people should read more books!

Hehe, ugly people should read more books! +1

Hehe, ugly people should read more books! +2

Hehe, ugly people should read more books! +3

……

After being smashed down by a series of comments about his appearance and that he should read more because he is ugly, Xia Shangzhou's self-confidence, which had been smashed to the ground, was smashed to nothing...Xia Shangzhou became angry from embarrassment Zhou immediately deleted Weibo angrily and canceled his account.

Of course, Xia Shangzhou would not withdraw from the Weibo world after being complained about by someone on Weibo. The next day, Xia Shangzhou immediately registered a new Weibo vest to fight again. After seeing Chunhe Shuihan mention Qin Wang Hanwu's new book for the second time, Xia Shangzhou's love rival radar immediately lit up with a "biu~".

Sure enough, not long after, Chunhe Shuihan took over an ancient drama, and this ancient drama was adapted from Qin Wang Hanwu's ancient novel. After that, Chun He Shuihan and Qin Wang Hanwu gradually interacted on Weibo. more up.

Xia Shangzhou saw his male god and Qin Wang Hanwu walking so close, he couldn't help it. He had liked the male god for so long in silence, and every day he just begged the male god to look at him more, but was rejected by him. The most hated person hooked up easily.

That's right, since the incident where people should read more because they are ugly, Qin Wang Hanwu has been promoted to the top of the list of the most hated people in his heart. There is no one. Xia Shangzhou said that he is so stingy!Just so narrow-minded!That's how willful it is!

... The person he likes hooks up with the person he hates, and Xia Shangzhou's heart becomes a barrier lake.

After seeing Chun He Shui Han and Qin Wang Han Wu having a friendly interaction on Weibo again, and the idiot fans of the following two parties yelled how cute and cute, Xia Shangzhou finally couldn't help it!

It's simply unsightly!What a good friend for a lifetime!

What a good friend and a quilt!It's simply unsightly!

What kind of master writer's hand attack x master CV is so cute!

What a noble and glamorous couple, so cute, so cute!

simple!straight!No!Worthy!enter!eye!

At that moment, Xia Shangzhou's heart was filled with emotion like the Yellow River breaking its embankment, and he ran to Qin Wang Hanwu's serialized novel with only more than 1 characters. After reading it carefully... Xia Shangzhou was strong Tolerating the urge to watch the whole thing with all his heart and soul, kneel down and beg the King of Qin and Han Wu for the fourth watch, fifth watch, or even ten watch, and then silently switched to the complaining mode.

After Xia Shangzhou read the 1 characters three times and three times with the eyes of a searchlight, he put on the vest of "If you are ugly, you should read more", from punctuation marks to word choice and sentence making, to grammar and language problems, and to writing rules I checked the 1-odd words from beginning to end, and after writing more than 1000 words eloquently in the book review area, I guessed the plot of the novel in a satirical tone, and finally concluded: Ugly !It's so ugly!I have lived for more than 20 years and have never read such an ugly novel!The author is so ignorant!Ugly people should read more!

As soon as Xia Shangzhou's long comment came out, it immediately attracted a siege and counterattack from all directions. The idiotic fans of King Qin and Hanwu were so powerful in fighting that they almost pinched Xia Shangzhou until he had no underwear left.Fortunately, Xia Shangzhou has improved his inner quality after going through the previous Weibo battle. In addition, he has been diving in a forum with fierce folk customs for several years and learned a lot of fighting postures, so this time he not only did not He was knocked down by the idiot fans, and fought back, and fought [-] games with the idiot fans on the keyboard.

That fight was earth-shattering, you come and go, you praise me, you have a good plan, I have a wall ladder, you say youcanyouupnocannobb, I said to evaluate a refrigerator, why should you be able to refrigerate yourself? Brainless fans' self-cultivation and black-and-white fighting strategies have been carried out to the extreme.

Since then, Xia Shangzhou has become famous in the first battle.

And people who are ugly should read more about this vest. Since then, they have become Qin Wang Han Wu's number one black man. Not only are they chasing Qin Wang Han Wu in every article, even Weibo forums and other places are active. figure.

In the forum of Jinjiang Novel.com, once someone mentions King Qin and Hanwu, it will eventually turn into a fight post. This is not without the credit of Xia Shangzhou, because every time someone praises King Qin and Hanwu, Xia Shangzhou will Wearing all kinds of vests to go up to black Qin Wang Han Wu, black on the front and black on the back, black and euphemistic black, black who praises and criticizes secretly in the tone of passers-by, and crazy black with the posture of a fan, Xia Shangzhou is almost black Experience, black out the level, black out the height.

...couldn't be more insane!

Of course, Xia Shangzhou’s unhappiness had dissipated a lot after hacking Qin Wang Hanwu several times, but I don’t know if it’s because it’s become a habit to hack Qin Wang Hanwu or black Qin Wang Hanwu feels particularly good, Xia Shangzhou gradually regarded brushing Qin Wang Han Wu every day as a daily task, and brushing every now and then every day, and if he didn't go to Hei Qin Wang Han Wu for a day, he felt something wrong all over his body, and he couldn't even eat well.

And every time after Qin Wang Han Wu was blacked out, Xia Shangzhou not only felt refreshed, but also could eat an extra bowl of food, and climbed up to the sixth floor without any effort.

So after completing the daily task of brushing the King of Qin and Han Wu on this day, Xia Shangzhou felt refreshed all over, and finished eating the instant noodles in three or two mouthfuls, and after drinking the last bit of soup, Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt warm under his feet, and then a warm object stuck to him.

Xia Shangzhou lowered his head, and saw his own kitten rubbing against his feet. Looking at the kitten's white and fluffy fur, Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt soft-hearted. This little guy is He picked it up ten months ago, and it was just a kitten at the time. The fluffy ball seemed to be able to fit in the palm of your hand. It was very close, and it didn't have the arrogance, glamor and nobility of ordinary cat people.

"Dog Leftover, are you hungry? Dad is going to get you a Miaoxian Bao~" Xia Shangzhou watched the little cat rubbing against his feet, his heart was so soft, and he was about to get up to get the cat food. At this time, a certain tenant who lived in the room next to him was passing by his door. Hearing Xia Shangzhou talking to the little cat, he couldn't help but stop.

"I can't help it...why would a good-looking cat be named like that?"

Xia Shangzhou stroked the hair on the little cat's head, and said solemnly: "What kind of name? Isn't the name Gousheng not good? Everyone says that a cheap name is easy to support..."

Mr. Tenant twitched the corners of his mouth, and said unbearably: "Are you sure? It's okay to have a name like Gousheng, why would anyone give a cat a surname? Or something like Xuanyuan, which is so domineering at first sight? A surname that Hushu Baojia Changye can't even hold? A cat called Xuanyuan Gousheng?!"