What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

As soon as Xia Shangzhou walked into the living room, he immediately smelled the long-lost food aroma. The tangy aroma aroused the greedy worms in his stomach, and he let out a loud "Gu~", the sound was so loud that even Tang and Song Dynasties couldn't bear it. He kept looking sideways and asked, "...Have you not eaten properly for a few days? Are you so hungry?"

Xia Shangzhou counted silently in his heart: "One day, two days, three days..."

"Forget it, you haven't eaten a proper meal since I left." Tang Song sighed, "I just checked the refrigerator, and you ate up all the dumplings I left before I left. Shouldn’t you be eating dumplings every day for a few days?”

Xia Shangzhou, who had been poked, did not speak, and lowered his head to pat Gou Sheng's little head. The puppy in his arms turned his head and avoided Xia Shangzhou's claws. He rubbed his head fiercely again, and after touching it, Xia Shangzhou realized that the current dog leftover is no longer the previous dog leftover, and now there is a person in its body... Xia Shangzhou realized, guilty conscience Moved away.

After being rubbed by him, the leftover dog had tears in his eyes, and the tears would not fall. After being wronged for a while, it seemed to suddenly realize that something was wrong: "..."

"That's right?" Tang Song raised his eyebrows, and touched Xia Shangzhou's dog's head with a smile, "I don't even want to complain about you, boy, let's eat."

Xia Shangzhou immediately sat down, bowed his head obediently, and ate.

After dinner, Tang and Song went back to the room to play on the computer. Xia Shangzhou cleaned up the table and went to wash the dishes. Because Tang and Song are usually responsible for cooking at home, Xia Shangzhou defaulted to washing the dishes after meals. .

After Xia Shangzhou was humming a song while washing the dishes, when he turned his head, he saw Gou Sheng wrinkled his steamed bun face, with a small expression of disgust that could not bear the magic sound entering his mind.

Xia Shangzhou suddenly became unhappy, what the fuck, I worked so hard to bring you up, yet you dare to despise me for singing out of tune!

So Xia Shangzhou's brain became hot, and he picked up the dog leftover and rubbed it hard again. After rubbing it, he realized that this dog leftover is not that dog leftover.

After being rubbed hard again, Goushengmao's pupils were in tears, very aggrieved, and after half of the grievance, he suddenly remembered something was wrong: "..."

"Ahem," Xia Shangzhou cleared his throat, "Well, are you hungry? Do you want some small fish?"

Now the body is the leftovers of a human being: "..."

Xia Shangzhou, who only came to his senses after asking the question, paused for a moment, and then said: "...Actually, people should be able to eat this little dried fish, right? The taste is quite fragrant, I couldn't help but taste it, you see, am I still alive and well?"

Now the body is the leftovers of a human being: "..."

Xia Shangzhou continued: "What's more, you are now in the body of a cat, there is no reason why you can't digest this small dried fish... Hey, that's not right, haven't you eaten this small dried fish before?"

The more Xia Shangzhou talked, the more he found that the dog's bun face was getting more and more wronged, and his pair of mandarin duck eyes were misty. Xia Shangzhou felt guilty when he saw it, because he not only remembered what he did for the dog to feed the little fish Now, I still remembered the time when he held down the dog and looked at the little penis: "..."

Not only watched, but also laughed at the shortness of other people's dicks.

Xia Shangzhou felt guilty and fell silent.

Just when the person and the cat were relatively speechless, Tang Song suddenly called Xia Shangzhou's name in the room: "Xiao Zhouzi, your Qin Wang Hanwu just posted on Weibo..."

"King Qin Hanwu is not from my family! It's none of my business if he posts on Weibo! I'm not interested in what Weibo he posts!" What Weibo is not interested, but the body is very honest and walked into Tang Song's room.

"...What did he say?"

Tang Song suppressed a smile, and pointed to the computer screen for Xia Shangzhou to see, Xia Shangzhou leaned over his head to take a look——

10 [-] minutes ago -

King of Qin Hanwu V: Xinkeng will enter V today, and it will be the same ten times after entering V. Go take a shower first, and post V chapters after taking a shower. Thank you for your support.

5 minutes ago -

Qin Wang Han Wu V: jdlajskgqw? [email protected]#%&*(*￥%……

"Why did your Qin Wang Hanwu send a string of garbled codes?" Tang Song said with a smile, "Could it be that he was worn by aliens after taking a bath?"

"...I said that he is not from my family!" Xia Shangzhou answered subconsciously, and after answering, he muttered to himself, "Traveling after taking a bath...Why does this setting sound familiar?"

"What familiar? What are you talking about?" Tang Song was confused.

"Ahem, it's nothing." Xia Shangzhou bowed his head guiltyly and rubbed the dog's little head fiercely, "It's just that I recently read a novel in which the protagonist will travel through time after taking a bath, so I said this setting seems familiar Hehehehe..."

Gousheng who was rubbed again: "..."

"...I don't even understand what you're talking about," Tang Song frowned, and then he looked at Qin Wang Hanwu's Weibo and smiled self-deprecatingly, "Look at people, even if they post a message that has no The meaningless garbled Weibo has hundreds of comments in just 5 minutes, which completely blows us little transparent people who have no sense of existence."

Xia Shangzhou subconsciously said: "Of course, he is a great god..."

Tang Song glanced at him and said, "Aren't you his black man? Why do you speak for him like that?"

"Where did I speak for him! Hmph! You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately!" Xia Shangzhou was a little furious, "King Qin Hanwu is the most annoying thing! He is not going to join V today, I will go now Give him a negative!" Xia Shangzhou was ruthless while rubbing the dog leftover in his arms.

Gou Sheng, who was held in his arms and rubbed hard: "..."

"Forget it, you say that every time, but when did you really give him a negative?" Tang Song said lightly, "I think you are so dark that you have turned into a fan, chasing him every day. He writes long reviews, grabs the sofa as soon as it is updated, and spends money to buy genuine copies every time he opens V to support him... Isn’t it true that fans are nothing more than that?”

Xia Shangzhou was suspiciously silent for a while, rubbed the dog left in his arms and didn't speak, but the dog left in his arms paused, the cat pupils turned around, I don't know what he was thinking, but probably there was no one Will go to care what a cat is thinking.

"Ahem, why am I chasing after him every day to write long comments? I'm obviously complaining about him! Slamming him! Hitting his self-confidence!" Xia Shangzhou said sternly, his face was a little red with excitement "What's more... I bought the genuine version to be more qualified to complain about him! Compared with those who don't even buy the genuine version and only read pirated texts, they have no right to complain about King Qin Hanwu! Compared with them, Doesn’t it make me more confident and qualified if I complain about King Qin and Han Wu?!”

"...I think you have true love for King Qin Hanwujue," Tang Song raised his eyebrows, "I think you should hurry up to hook him up and take him down..."

"Zoukai! Chunhe Shuihan is my male god! Chunhe Shuihan will be the best!" Xia Shangzhou snorted.

"...Then you threesome." Tang Song said calmly.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

The cat in his arms: "..."