What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

From high school to university, Yuan Mingqing gradually became a great god, but Tang Song was always tepid in the circle, and could only barely be regarded as a little pink.

Because Yuan Mingqing is not very picky about taking dramas, and even most of the dramas he acted in are Danmei dramas, and in addition, many of his dramas in the early stage were co-coordinated with Tang and Song. Many fans jokingly called Tang and Song Yuan Mingqing "The Empress of the Palace".

If there is an Empress of the East Palace, then there must be an Empress of the West Palace, and then there must be 72 concubines of the Three Officials and Six Courts... Yuan Mingqing almost needs an extra "CP" for every drama, look at his scary-looking From the list of works, one can imagine how many "CPs" he has. Even Xia Shangzhou, who has only been in the online distribution circle for a long time, has heard of Yuan Mingqing's "Merry" name.

As for why Yuan Mingqing has so many "CPs", besides the fact that he has too many fans who love to make up CPs, it has a lot to do with his own personality, whether it is in a certain movie or not. In the crew group of the drama, it is still on YY. Yuan Mingqing often speaks cheaply to tease others, and calls others' concubines and concubines at every turn. From Xia Shangzhou's point of view, Yuan Mingqing is too "wasteful" and talks all over the place. Cheap molesting others, although he may not really want to tease others by exporting molesting others, but in the eyes of those CP fans, it will naturally become a theory of true love.

Of course, every great god has a lot of black and white, and Yuan Mingqing is no exception. After all, his biggest black spot is too obvious-malicious selling of corrupt people.Every time Yuan Mingqing's CP building appears in the forum, its end will definitely be destroyed by these gangsters.

Speaking of Yuan Mingqing's "harem", it is really magnificent. Except for Tang and Song Dynasty, who has little sense of existence as the "prime palace empress", many well-known CVs are included, such as Chun and Shuihan , and there are even cross-circle ones, such as King Qin Hanwu... That's right, even Qin Wang Hanwu who wrote Tanmei articles was once YYed by CP fans, and there was a [Chunhe Shuihan X 3 As for the [-]P building of Yueqing X Qin Wang Hanwu], of course, this building was deleted because of Er Yueqing's black and black pinching so badly.

"When I first found out that he was taking on danmei dramas, I was quite apprehensive, thinking that he actually liked men too," Tang Songyun recounted Yuan Mingqing's "love history" lightly, and continued to say lightly, " But then one day I couldn’t help but ask him, he told me that he would attract more girls because he took on the BL drama, and after that, there was no more.”

Xia Shangzhou was resting his chin in both hands and waiting for Tang and Song to explode something shocking, but after waiting for a long time, he only waited for the end of Tang and Song's understatement. This? You'll be caught by the eunuch if you don't finish it, bastard!"

Tang Song snorted and said coldly: "That's the truth. I've always had hope in him, thinking that he could accept Tanmei and maybe also men, but seeing him flirting with so many people, I have accepted the reality, he is just a straight man with a cancer attack, and he feels that he is being carried away by so many CP fans... It doesn’t matter if the other party is a man or a woman, anyway, he always insists in his heart that he is a straight man.”

"Maybe it's just because he hasn't met a man who can make him fall in love. Straight men can also be turned away..." After reading so many danmei novels by King Qin and Hanwu, Xia Shangzhou's story of breaking up with straight men is quite a bit Experience, subconsciously interface.

Tang Song glanced at him calmly, Xia Shangzhou felt murderous, and immediately changed his words: "Fuck! He is simply a scumbag with a straight man with advanced cancer!"

The dog left in his arms immediately "meow~" to show his agreement.

Tang Song's complexion softened, and he continued: "I got into D University because of him. Although it's not the same major, I can meet him almost every day. Counting, from the time I started liking him to now, there are almost ten times. Years... Ten years, even a heart made of stone has been warmed up, but a straight man is a straight man, he can't bend even if he breaks it, he still doesn't like me, and I can't help it, so I give up. "

"My freshman dormitory is close to his dormitory, so I moved out in the first semester of my freshman year, and you all know what happened afterwards."

Xia Shangzhou still remembers Tang and Song's appearance when he just moved into his home. He was alone, exuding a dark aura that was abandoned by the whole world. He thought he hadn't passed the second period of Tang and Song Dynasty. ... "You've liked him for ten years, doesn't that mean you knew you were gay when you were only ten years old?"

Tang Song twitched the corners of his mouth, with an unteachable expression on his face: "Is this the point?!"

"Fuck! Ten years ago, you must have been a hot lady! Even such a cute boy can live up to it. You are a scumbag with advanced cancer! You must be strongly condemned!" Xia Shangzhou immediately changed the subject.

The dog left in his arms "meow~" again to show his agreement.

"Forget it, it's all over anyway," Tang Song raised his head and smiled, "I can say it, which proves that I have let go."

"Then why did he still come to you?" Xia Shangzhou asked cautiously while hugging Gou Sheng.

"Since I realized that he couldn't possibly like me, I've been avoiding him for the past two years. Even when I took the train home, I deliberately staggered the time with him, even though our home is next door." Tang Song's eyes were a little gloomy, " No matter how big his heart is, no matter how long his reflex arc is, no matter how slow he is, after two years, he should have reacted, just now he came to me and asked me to go home with him during the Chinese New Year this year."

Xia Shangzhou was silent, so Yuan Mingqing turned around like an affectionate scumbag, just to go home with Tang Song?His sister, is he a primary school student?Let's go home together hand in hand, why don't we go to the toilet together after class, pupils!

Tang Song sighed, and resumed his usual calm expression: "Forget it, don't mention him, didn't you tell me before that I would take the dog left today..."

Before he finished speaking, Xia Shangzhou immediately covered his mouth with sharp eyes and hands, for fear that Gou Sheng would hear the evil deal between the two of them.

Tang Song paused for a moment, with a puzzled look on his face, Xia Shangzhou cleared his throat, and said, "Forget it, you just broke up in love today, let me give you some time to calm down." In case Tang Song took the dog with him in a trance How can it be broken to bring a dog back when the result of neutering is left over!

"...It doesn't matter, I put it down a long time ago," Tang Song said with a cold expression, "Let me take your son there, imagine your son as someone, and rub it, maybe I will feel better."

Xia Shangzhou was terrified by Tang Song's expression, he hesitated for a moment, and said: "Why don't you take a bath and calm down..." The agreement has already been put down!You have such an expression of wanting to cut your balls and then hurry up, who are you lying to!

"No, I'm calm now, I can't wait, let's go now." Tang Song smiled slightly, and reached out to pick up the cat in Xia Shangzhou's arms.

Before Xia Shangzhou could react, the dog left in his arms meowed loudly, and hid straight into Xia Shangzhou's arms. Zhou rubbed against his chest, the pitiful look made those who heard it sad, and those who saw it shed tears, as if they foretold some tragic future.

Before Xia Shangzhou could say anything, the dog left in his arms twisted his ass, jumped out of his arms, and flew into Xia Shangzhou's room, where he was nowhere to be found. .

Tang Song and Xia Shangzhou looked at each other silently for a while, and the scene became cold.

After a long while, Tang Song said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, why does your son look like a genius?"

"I don't know," Xia Shangzhou was also puzzled, "It will become very arrogant and aloof for a while, but it is usually at night, and it's only past noon today... It's so strange."