What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

11

About cooking.

Xia Shangzhou has been looking through various recipes recently, such as "Mother Wang teaches you how to cook", "[-] home-cooked recipes", "Family Recipes for a Week", "Seven days teach you how to cook"... ...and various instant cooking strategies on Baidu.

In addition, he also bought a lot of cooking books on Taobao.

Now, in addition to his daily task of updating Weibo at work, he also has to delve into recipes.

That's why Qin Han often sees Xia Shangzhou seriously flipping through the recipes in the kitchen recently, trying to learn how to cook according to the instructions on the recipes...and wearing that pink apron.

One day, Qin Han walked out of the room after typing, and saw Xia Shangzhou standing in the kitchen with a serious face, flipping through the recipes in one hand and holding the pot lid in the other.

"Have you finished typing? Wait for a while, I'm making sweet and sour pork ribs... Well, put in the fluffed ginger, add star anise, pepper, cooking wine, green onions... cover the pot with a low heat... ..." Xia Shangzhou flipped through the recipes and said to Qin Han without raising his head, "It's still a while, you go to the living room and wait, I've already steamed the rice, when this dish is ready We can have dinner."

"It smells good," Qin Han smiled and praised Xia Shangzhou, and patted Xia Shangzhou's butt lightly, "I'm hungry..."

"Hey," being praised by Qin Han, Xia Shangzhou shuddered inwardly, and smiled, "Maybe I really have hidden cooking skills, just wait, I want to highlight the title of Little Cooking Expert! "

Qin Han laughed softly: "Okay, we'll wait and see."

Half an hour later, the two sat at the dining table.

Xia Shangzhou looked at Qin Han expectantly: "How is it?"

Qin Han picked up a piece of ribs with chopsticks and chewed them in his mouth for a while, then paused: "...not bad?"

"It's just not bad?" Xia Shangzhou was a little aggrieved, he put a piece of ribs in his mouth, and after taking two bites, "Oh...it's so unpalatable qaq..."

Qin Han coughed twice: "This is your first time making sweet and sour pork ribs, it's already pretty good."

Xia Shangzhou silently swallowed the ribs in his mouth: "Next time I will definitely cook better than this!"

Qin Han comforted Xia Shangzhou with a smile: "Well, next time you will definitely light up your cooking skills."

Xia Shangzhou snorted: "Cooking is the most annoying thing! qaq"

The next day, there were several cooking books in Xia Shangzhou's Taobao shopping cart.

12

About meeting the parents.

One day after Qin Han graduated, Xia Shangzhou followed Qin Han to meet his parents. (Yes, the male god is still a college student. Xia Shangzhou's behavior of eating tender grass is worthy of condemnation.)

But before that, Qin's father and Qin's mother knew about Xia Shangzhou. After all, Qin Han came out very early. After a period of mental struggle, Qin's father and Qin's mother gradually accepted it. In order to understand the homosexual group, my mother also searched for a lot of information. After knowing that many homosexuals have messy private lives, she has been worried that Qin Han will imitate the bad.

So after knowing that Qin Han had a stable partner, Qin's father and Qin's mother were somewhat relieved.

So one day after graduation, Xia Shangzhou followed Qin Han to meet Qin's father and Qin's mother.

Qin's father and Qin's mother looked very kind. Qin's mother's facial features were six to seven points similar to Qin Han's, but softer. It could be seen that she must have been a great beauty when she was young.

But to Xia Shangzhou's surprise, when he and Qin Han were kindly invited into the living room by Qin's mother, Qin's father came out of the kitchen wearing an apron and carrying a plate of fish. Qin's father was also the one who contracted the kitchen.

He couldn't help but subconsciously glanced at Qin Han, it turned out that Qin Han's ability to cook is hereditary.

After entering the living room, Xia Shangzhou found two girls sitting on the sofa. When he was wondering, he saw one of the girls standing up and smiling at Xia Shangzhou: "Small boat~"

"Painting book?" Xia Shangzhou paused. The painting book is Qin Han's cousin, so it's normal to come to Qin Han's house to play, but who is the other girl?He silently took a look at the other girl, and found that this girl looked familiar as well, as if he had seen her on a facebook before, but he didn't pay much attention at that time.

"Hey," the album seemed to see Xia Shangzhou's doubts, and introduced the girl next to her to Xia Shangzhou with a smile, "This is Danqing...and Qin Han's cousin."

Xia Shangzhou: "Σ(っ°Д°;)っNani?!"

"Well," Qin Han said calmly, "This is my cousin."

Xia Shangzhou: "Σ(°△°|||) Why didn't you tell me before?"

At this moment, Qin's mother came to greet them for dinner. After several people got to the table, Qin's mother smiled slightly at Xia Shangzhou: "Try it, I don't know if the taste suits your taste."

Xia Shangzhou is actually not very good at dealing with elders, but since the other party is Qin Han's parents, he can only bite the bullet and chat with Qin's mother. Fortunately, Qin's mother only asked him some very common life questions, so even if he knows Xia Shangzhou didn't have a stable job, but only occasionally got some royalties for writing articles for magazines, and he didn't mean to dislike Xia Shangzhou.

Xia Shangzhou was a little reluctant at first, but under the kind guidance of Qin's mother and Qin's father, he quickly integrated into the family atmosphere of the Qin family.

This dinner was quite enjoyable. Before leaving Qin's house, Xia Shangzhou was held by Qin's mother and asked him to come and play frequently in the future. After leaving the house, Xia Shangzhou breathed a sigh of relief: " Thanks to the fact that I did so much psychological preparation before I came here, I didn't expect your parents to be so nice! I thought they would throw out 500 million yuan to make me leave you!"

Qin Han didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I told you a long time ago that my parents won't embarrass you. They already knew that I like men, and it's too late for them to be happy after I find someone to settle down with... What's more, our family also Not five million."

Xia Shangzhou smiled and touched his nose: "Your parents are so kind..."

Qin Han raised his eyebrows: "My parents? It should be our parents."

Xia Shangzhou paused, and quickly changed his words: "Our parents!"

Qin Han chuckled, reached out and took Xia Shangzhou's hand: "Shall we visit our parents next time?"

Xia Shangzhou nodded, and interlocked his fingers with Qin Han: "...um."

13

About the daily life of husband and wife living together.

At seven o'clock in the morning, Qin Han got up, rubbed Xia Shangzhou, who was snoring while sleeping, into his arms and kissed him, then went to brush his teeth and wash his face, after washing, he went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

At 07:30, Qin Han finished his breakfast, and Xia Shangzhou hadn't woken up yet.So Qin Han entered the room again, trying to wake up Xia Shangzhou, but Xia Shangzhou just groaned twice, turned over and continued to sleep again.So Qin Han pushed Xia Shangzhou down on the bed and kissed Xia Shangzhou hard, waking Xia Shangzhou up.

At eight o'clock, Xia Shangzhou finally finished washing, and sat at the dining table with Qin Han, and the two began to eat breakfast together.

At 08:30, Qin Han began to sit in front of the computer and start typing. Xia Shangzhou started to tease Gousheng. After playing with Gousheng for a while, Xia Shangzhou also started working.

At 11:30 noon, Qin Han started to prepare lunch. Xia Shangzhou tried to help, but was kicked out of the kitchen after breaking a bowl.

At twelve o'clock, the two of them started their lunch break after lunch. Xia Shangzhou was forced into Qin Han's arms as a pillow and fell asleep after struggling unsuccessfully.

At one o'clock in the afternoon, Xia Shangzhou was awakened again by Qin Han's kiss. After waking Xia Shangzhou up, Qin Han continued to code.Xia Shangzhou got up silently and continued to write the unfinished manuscript.

At five o'clock, Qin Han, who had completed the coding task, began to prepare dinner. Xia Shangzhou also finished writing the manuscript, and began to browse Weibo and forums.

At six o'clock, the two began to have dinner.After eating, Xia Shangzhou was held in Qin Han's arms and rubbed his chubby belly for a while.

At seven o'clock, Xia Shangzhou and Qin Han went for a walk in the park to digest food and walk the cat. Because of the dog's cute appearance, they were surrounded by a large group of strange sisters and aunts who molested them.

At eight o'clock, go home.

At nine o'clock, take a bath.

At ten o'clock, after taking a shower, the two of them were lying on the bed and checking Weibo.

At eleven o'clock, Qin Han pressed Xia Shangzhou, who still didn't want to sleep, on the bed and kissed him. After 10 minutes, the bed was rolled.

At twelve o'clock, roll the sheets.

One point, roll the sheets.

……

The next day, it was another day of the daily life of husband and wife living together.

14

About feeding the cat.

Xia Shangzhou would feed Gou Sheng with small dried fish with his own hands every day. Every time he put the small dried fish in the palm of his hand, Gou Sheng would lick Xia Shangzhou's palm affectionately and lick Xia Shangzhou's palm. Got itchy.After licking it, it will roll around and beg for another one, its cuteness is so cute.

Every time Xia Shangzhou would be so cute that his heart trembled wildly, while saying: "I can't eat any more!" while taking out another small dried fish.

One day, Xia Shangzhou had just finished feeding the dog leftovers when Qin Han, who had been watching for a long time, wrapped his arms around his waist from behind.

Qin Han rested his chin on Xia Shangzhou's shoulder: "I'm hungry too..."

Xia Shangzhou twitched the corners of his mouth: "Then you can cook!"

"You feed the dog leftovers every day," Qin Han's tone seemed a little aggrieved, "but you never fed me any food."

Xia Shangzhou: "...You have no hands or feet! Why do you want me to feed you!"

"It's not like Gousheng has no hands or feet, why don't you feed it..." Qin Han snorted softly.

Xia Shangzhou: "Go away! Why are you comparing yourself to a cat!"

"I'm hungry... I'm hungry..." Qin Han gently rubbed his chin on Xia Shangzhou's shoulder.

Xia Shangzhou: "Go eat when you're hungry! Why rub me!"

"No matter how full you are, I want to eat you," Qin Han said with a light smile, "I want you to feed me with your own body..."

Xia Shangzhou: "...Hey, sister!"

However, Xia Shangzhou was forced to feed ♂ Qin♂han in the end.

From then on, in addition to feeding the cat, Xia Shangzhou's daily tasks included feeding ♂ Qin ♂ Han.

(...Although this is Xia Shangzhou's daily task.)

15

About Gousheng looking for a partner.

Finally, Gousheng finally found the object.

But the only fly in the ointment is that Gou Sheng's object is a little male cat (♂) just like it.