What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

As a gift that had been torn apart all night, Xia Shangzhou almost had a sore waist and legs that he couldn't get up the next day, but the culprit was so satisfied that he almost wrote the words "proud of the spring breeze" on his face.

Xia Shangzhou lazily lay on the bed holding the dog leftover nest all morning, until Qin Han came to call him for lunch, and he got up with the dog leftover together.

After lunch, Qin Han suddenly said, "I'm going out this afternoon."

Xia Shangzhou paused for a moment: "But aren't you going to have a birthday song party this afternoon? Is it too late?"

"Well," Qin Han reached out and rubbed Xia Shangzhou's face, "I'll be back before then."

Although Xia Shangzhou was a bit surprised what Qin Han was rushing to do on such an important day as his birthday, but since Qin Han didn't say anything, he didn't have to ask. After all, although they are already together, they should give each other The other party has an appropriate privacy space.

"Come back early and be safe." That's all Xia Shangzhou could say.

Qin Han laughed: "We are really like newlyweds now, when the husband goes to work the next day, the wife tells him to be careful..."

Xia Shangzhou rolled his eyes: "You won't go out to work for your wife, and your husband will stay at home and be the husband of the house?"

Qin Han sighed helplessly: "Okay, as long as you are happy."

After Qin Han went out, Xia Shangzhou also started to turn on the computer to work. He recently received an invitation from a magazine. The request of that magazine was a bit troublesome, but the manuscript fee was correspondingly much higher, so Xia Shangzhou thought it over and over again. , I accepted the invitation of the editor of the magazine. In order to complete this work, Xia Shangzhou had to consult a lot of information.

So when Xia Shangzhou finally found all the information, it was already sunset outside the window.

After saving today's work progress, Xia Shangzhou rubbed the leftovers on his knees, wondering why Qin Han hadn't come back, when he heard the sound of the door opening from outside the living room.

Xia Shangzhou walked out with Gou Sheng in his arms, and it was indeed Qin Han who came back.

Seeing the cheesecake in Qin Han's hand, Xia Shangzhou realized that Qin Han was going to buy a cake, so he rubbed his nose and smiled coyly: "Ahem, I forgot that there is still a cake to buy." There's this thing about cakes..." It seems a little weird to ask birthday people to buy their own cakes...

But Xia Shangzhou really forgot about this. After all, Tang and Song are the only friends around him, and Tang and Song are obviously not the kind of people who would buy cakes to celebrate their birthdays. Sometimes, at most, I will just give myself a bowl of longevity noodles.

and many more……

Longevity noodles?

"Otherwise, I'll make you a bowl of longevity noodles." Xia Shangzhou suddenly thought, although he doesn't know how to cook, the next noodles should be quite simple, right?

Qin Han paused for a moment, then raised his eyebrows, which seemed a little unexpected.

"Don't worry, it shouldn't kill anyone," Xia Shangzhou, afraid that Qin Han would suspect that he would make the noodles into dark dishes, hurriedly patted his chest and vowed, but soon he hesitated again, "...Maybe ?”

"Okay, you do it," Qin Han laughed, "As long as it is made by you, even if it is poisonous, I will eat it."

Xia Shangzhou was a little guilty: "It shouldn't poison people to death, right?" At most, it was just diarrhea... But he didn't dare to say the second half of the sentence, what if it really came true after saying it?He doesn't want to set a flag anymore.

Seeing Xia Shangzhou's uneasy look, Qin Han pinched his chin and took a bite, and said with a light smile, "I'll eat the noodles you made with your own hands even if I cried."

Xia Shangzhou: "... how bad would it be to make you cry from eating noodles?!"

Qin Han was helpless: "That's not the point... Can you listen carefully when I'm talking about love?"

Seeing that it was almost time for the birthday song party, Xia Shangzhou urged Qin Han to go to YY quickly, while he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to show off his skills in the kitchen. Qin Han seemed to want to say something, but Xia Shangzhou had already chased him into in the room.

Taking advantage of the gap between Qin Han and YY in his own room, Xia Shangzhou took out his mobile phone in the kitchen, searched the recipes of Changshou Noodles on Baidu, and then silently followed the Changshou Noodles guide on his mobile phone, step by step. Come face to face.

At this moment, Xia Shangzhou was probably possessed by the great god of love. He actually finished the noodles without any problems all the way. Even the two poached eggs lying on the longevity noodles were fried golden and delicious, and it was completely invisible. It's the first time it's fried.

After making the noodles, Xia Shangzhou tasted them, and then nodded in satisfaction. It seems that he was quite successful in cooking for the first time, except that the eggs tasted a bit raw, and the longevity noodles tasted a bit salty... Everything is so perfect.

So Xia Shangzhou happily picked up the bowl of longevity noodles and broke into Qin Han's room: "The longevity noodles are ready! I tried it for you and it tastes good! I think maybe I have something to hide." What about my chef talent! Praise me, praise me!"

While talking, Xia Shangzhou brought the noodles to Qin Han and placed it beside the computer desk, staring at Qin Han with sparkling eyes, with an expression of "praise me, praise me~" begging for praise.

Qin Han paused, smiled and stretched out his hand to pull Xia Shangzhou's chin over, and took a bite on his chin. At this time, Xia Shangzhou saw sharply on the yy public screen on Qin Han's computer screen—— —

Kasuga Sword Mountain: There will be other people's voices in the room for God Miaochun and Shuihan Silly Mom!

Wind and cool: Alas or strange men's voice!

Drunk Valley Huaqing: Is it the little shou of the great god's family? !

Xueji Chuihua: Wait a minute... Didn't you realize that this voice sounds familiar? !

Tianhe Luoyan: Speaking of which, I also feel that this voice is very familiar!I seem to have heard it somewhere!

It was only then that Xia Shangzhou remembered that when he just entered Qin Han's room, Qin Han seemed to be talking on YY... So what he just said was heard by other people on YY?

... Isn't this one of the most classic plots of losing a horse in the online script!

If someone finds out that he is a banana boat, and the banana boat is actually with Chun and Shuihan, wouldn't it be easy for others to think of the relationship between Chun and Shuihan and Qin Wang Hanwu?Xia Shangzhou was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word. He could only silently cover his mouth tightly and looked at Qin Han nervously.

As long as he doesn't speak anymore, it shouldn't be possible for others to guess that he is a banana boat just based on his words, right?After all, there are so many people with similar voices in this world... right?

Qin Han was not as nervous as Xia Shangzhou imagined. He just chuckled and said to everyone on YY: "I'll leave it to the host. I'll eat longevity noodles first."

Pingsha Luoyan: Who is that!Is it Xiaoshou from the silly mother's family?

Lushui Qiubo: Absolutely!Make longevity noodles for yourself, you must be a virtuous wife!

Songlin Xueqing: /(tot)/~~Silly mothers have their own ideas~ Hetang Chunnuan: As a double god cp fan, my heart is broken. Is this the legendary official dismantling of cp? Baiyun Tuoxue: Two-dimensionalyy of course Give way to reality!Everyone should be rational and cute CP!

……

After confirming that Qin Han was down, Xia Shangzhou finally couldn't help but say, "I accidentally said something just now, is it okay? They won't find out that I'm a banana boat, right?"

Qin Han took the chopsticks that Xia Shangzhou handed over, lowered his head, took a piece of noodles, and took a bite.

"How does it taste?" Xia Shangzhou asked a little anxiously, and he silently pointed his fingers, "This is the first time I've made it, even if it's not delicious, don't tell me directly to hit me."

Qin Han looked at Xia Shangzhou's anxious face, raised his eyebrows: "...not bad."

"Really?" Xia Shangzhou's eyes widened, and he leaned over to taste a bit uncertainly, "Is it really not bad?"

"It's not bad." Qin Han fed Xia Shangzhou a mouthful of noodles with chopsticks. Seeing Xia Shangzhou's bulging cheeks, his eyebrows and eyes were crooked, "...not bad."

Xia Shangzhou blushed a little after being praised by Qin Han. He smiled and couldn't help but feel a little flustered: "Maybe I really have a hidden talent for cooking..."

"Besides that the fried eggs are a bit raw and the longevity noodles are too salty, do you put too much salt?" Qin Han broke Xia Shangzhou's mouth with one sentence. , to reach the pinnacle of life, think about it and feel a little excited ~" fantasy.

Looking at Xia Shangzhou's instantly depressed face, Qin Han seemed to be able to see the drooping ears on Xia Shangzhou's head, he chuckled lightly, and stretched out his hand to rub Xia Shangzhou's head: "But this is the first time you can It’s pretty good to do that.”

Xia Shangzhou snorted, and snatched the chopsticks from Qin Han's hand: "You actually despise me. Fortunately, I specially fried two poached eggs for you, so I won't let you eat them!" I took a bite of the poached egg and ate it in one bite.

With a mouth full of poached eggs, Xia Shangzhou looked at Qin Han proudly, and said provocatively, "If you don't eat it, you can bite me~"

After he finished humming, Qin Han pinched his chin and bit him the next moment.

Xia Shangzhou's eyes widened in an instant: I told you to bite you, you really did bite!

Qin Han pinched Xia Shangzhou's chin with one hand, bit it on Xia Shangzhou's chin, and gently ground it with his teeth. While Xia Shangzhou was dumbfounded, he kissed Xia Shangzhou's lips again, prying He opened Xia Shangzhou's teeth and stuck his tongue in.

...When Xia Shangzhou came back out of breath, Qin Han had already let go of him, touching the corner of his mouth and smiling: "...the taste of eggs is not bad."

Just when Qin Han lowered his head as if he was about to taste it again, Gou Sheng suddenly jumped between the two of them, sat down on Xia Shangzhou's chest, and then meowed at Qin Han, baring his teeth and claws, as if thinking Qin Han was bullying his master.

Qin Han paused, and let go of Xia Shangzhou, dumbfounded. Xia Shangzhou snorted softly, rubbed the dog's soft white belly and said, "Son, well done~ Dad will reward you Xiaoyu later!" ~"

Gou Sheng rubbed Xia Shangzhou's palm with his belly, meowed, and looked proud.

——Successful competition, successful plan √