The first sword repair in history [rebirth]

Bonus: Ask for Tickets

Hello everyone, I am the host [The fox is not Tsundere Gong], and I am honored to invite the crew of "The First Swordsman in History [Rebirth]" today, everyone applauds and welcomes!

(The applause rang out sparsely)

Ahem, it seems that everyone is not enthusiastic, come on, it is not easy to invite the crew.

(It’s been over for a month, but I’m so embarrassed to ask for votes (#‵′) convex)

_(:з"∠)_, well, I am speechless, and then we will listen to the views of the main characters.

Tang Sanyang: Why bother?I have already lost twice, and it would be self-defeating to do it one more time. Besides, it is a hard work. If you make such a fuss, the readers will definitely hurt you. If you start the serial again at the end of September, you will cry to death in the toilet?

Author (weak rebuttal): Get up wherever you fall.People fight for one breath, Buddhas fight for one stick of incense.The author who doesn't want to take the first place is not a good mother.Failure is success.It's time to stand up and do a general attack after being blasted again and again!

Tang Sanyang: Hahaha.

Author (staring at Qiao Zheng): I am your own mother, you will speak for me.

Qiao Zheng (smiling idiot): Sanyang’s opinion is my opinion.

The author fell to the ground and died.

Rong Ke: Actually, there is no other way.

The author rolled over and got up: how to say?

Rong Ke (laughs): You can do a striptease live, and the number of votes will definitely skyrocket. If you don’t win, you don’t need money.

Author: ... five short figures can't see people [heartbeat

Rong Ke (spreading hands helplessly): Then there is no other way, you can still seduce me.

Author: cry!I feel that my body and mind have been ruthlessly destroyed once again. Master, can you turn over and help me calculate the good or bad luck this time?

Mingxu (he was also shot while lying down): ...you can push it yourself if you don't turn it over.

Author: Push... Push! [Want to face the wall crookedly], push hard... and push hard...

Mingxu: I weigh 99 kilograms, so naturally you can't push it.

Author: ... I don't remember such a setting

Mingxu (long sigh): The world automatically completes itself, now do you know why I don't want to show my original shape and turn around?Because it takes 99 kilograms of strength to turn over, do you think you are worth the price?

Author: ...the heart-stopping discovery doesn't seem worth it. (He hits the wall angrily)

Suddenly another hand covered the author's forehead, and the wound healed immediately.

Author: Awwow, male god, male god howling!

Nie Duanhua: I have not yet become a fairy.

Author: No, no, no, you will definitely become a fairy, no one can do without you!Now that my little heart is broken, I will thank you for rejuvenation.

Nie Duanhua: No problem, let me give it a try.

(One hand stops Nie Duanhua)

Qiu Wushang: Duanhua, what do you say to this stepmother, let's leave here quickly.

Author (furious): What do you mean!I am my own mother who has been appraised by the heavens and the world, you are slandering, I want to sue you for slander!

Qiu Wushang: Who caused Duanhua to die once, and who caused us to be separated for many years?Don't think I don't know your little thoughts!

Author: A novel without tragedy is not a good novel with depth. Didn’t I let you be together in the end?The personal journal also specifically wrote about the two or three things about the two of you!

Qiu Wushang: Don't mention personal aspirations!There is no meat scraps at all, what do you say?

Author: The fleshy meat was given to Sanyang and Qiao Zheng, (thumping the ground), but they ignored me, my real mother. (Tears ran)

Tang Sanyang AND Qiao Zheng: Blame me.

Kong Qingyi: If you want me to say that the author deserves what he deserves, he will die if he does not do it, a lucky e dares to meddle in the affairs of Jinjiang Palace?

Author: Crying on the ground, I am not reconciled, I want to do a total attack, who of you can understand the pain of bursting an ass every time?It's only three things, I promise it's the last time!

Kong Qingyi: ... Your guarantee is not worth half a penny!When you accepted my bribe back then, you said you would arrange a peerless CP for me, but in the end, you got the peerless CP to be the protagonist in the next article, so you gave me a worm.

Author: ... But this is life.Even if the male god you miss is a little ambiguous with you, it is someone else's and does not belong to you.That runny-nosed Xiaoqiang next door to you is the true love who will accompany you for the rest of your life.I'm clearly writing this!

Kong Qingyi: Fuck you bastard, can comprehension texts have something to do with realism?

Author: Haha, novels come from life! ~

Author: So what do you think I should do! ! !

Tang Sanyang: Go and dance with others.

Qiao Zheng: Sanyang’s creativity is amazing^_^.

Rong Ke: Shake your head and sigh.

Ming Xu: I am too lazy to open my eyes.

Nie Duanhua was pulled away by Qiu Wushang.

Wei Hanyang: ...It seems that this has nothing to do with me.

Author [Surprised Face]: No, it's your business, as long as you smile at the readers, I will definitely be number one!

Wei Hanyang: Ordinary people can't stand it, this is a crime.

Author: You are too bad if you can't stand anything 2333333333

Yue Ming: Dirty thinking, ashamed to be with you!

(drag Wei Hanyang away)

Author: (￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮(￣▽￣///)

Author (getting up after vomiting blood for a long time): There are two or three days before the college entrance examination, what do you guys want to say?

Mingxu: If I turn around and do the math, everyone will get ideal grades, and all the questions they don't know can be answered correctly.

Tang Sanyang: Luck is added to the body, and a hundred poisons will not invade!

Qiao Zheng: The title of the gold list will be in August!

Rong Ke: Master's hexagrams are always accurate.

Kong Qingyi: Send you a feather to keep you safe (づ￣3￣)づ

Nie Duanhua AND Qiu Wushang: Calm down, think twice before writing.

Wei Hanyang AND Yue Ming: Ten years of hard work, come on!

Author: I wish all the students of the college entrance examination can achieve good results, hahaha, remember to take a good rest when the time comes, a wonderful university life is waiting for you!

Author: Huh?Am I forgetting something?

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